Open the box... Argh... I tired of these common(?!) gift...
I insert a panther that will bite the next poster.

I open the box and find nothing. The black hole swallowed itself while inside the box.

I insert a used tea bag.

I open the new box, and then reads the text book about how to beat Spiral knights. Shocking Beats thinks that the guy that put this book doesn't read..

I put a bunch of Spookats in the box that I covered in metal plates.

I open the box with my Fearless Rigadoon in my hand and then I beat the fiends up and leave their drops in the box. The drops were 43 crowns, half a gallon of heat, a Luguriu's Fruit Chew, a +6 vitapod, and a Mug of Misery (the one from the SK iron chef challenge).

I open the box finding an office chair in it, I sell it to a devilite for 43 crowns, half a gallon of heat, a Luguriu's Fruit Chew, a +6 vitapod, and a Mug of Misery and then put a clone of Sppw and Usevnsevnsixfivfor in the box that I covered in lava

I open and I see a game that tells you a Gift Card for EVERY SINGLE GAME IN THE UNIVERSE, I use it and I insert a Thowardz in the box since he is sleeping

I send it to a Forum page called Give the surprise game

I opened the box, then proceeded to maim Sppw for the Horrible Creativity

I cram a box of Granola Bars into a slightly Bigger box

I take the fake gem stones and sell them on Ebay in Sppw's name.

I insert a gremlin head.

I find the gremlin head and display it to lord Vanaduke as a peace offering. He gives me a slag guard.

I put the slag guard in the box

I open it and toss the crystal in the trash

I insert Bonk Choy, Bloomerang, Snapdragon, Kernel pult, Melon Pult, Coconut Cannon and Iceberg Lettuce (PvZ 2 plants btw, all ready to pwn whoever opens the box)

I see the box, I bring it to the explosive range, I explode the box and everything in it, I get 921048375132967 Almirian Seals, I spend it all on 100 of each thing I can get with them

I put 1 of each of them in the box, your welcome :)

I open the box and put the walrus back in

opEN tHE bOX, oH no i'M fEELING dIZZY! wHAT jUST hAPPEED?!
i iNSERT tHE cRISPY pIE

*The content here are cencored because it's too brutal to show*
I insert First-Aid Box

I put my head on my shoulder whit duke tape.

I open the boxAND ooooooooooooooooooh free item.I put the armor on my body and it explode whit me.

My arm fall in the box.

PS:I was driking a shadow expresso soooooooooooooooo............................

Open the box... I'm rich! IM RICH!
I insert the Turtle Logo

I release the turtle back into the ocean because turtles should not be kept imprisoned in computer programs.

I insert an extremely angry walrus.

I get mauled before I threw it out the window

I insert the glass shards from my broken window

Open the box.... WOW Thanks.. But... Shard bomb is so hard to use so...
I leave the shard bomb in the box and insert a wolver who allergic to box

I open the box and eat the Oreos. I get food poisoning and puke inside the box.

I slowly open the box and look inside.

I slowly close the box and run away to puke.

You really shouldn't leave that stuff there for months, ya know.

I blow up the box and get a new one, and I put a potato in there.

I eat it.

I place a device that locks onto the signal of whoever opens the box next and soils their pants with fecal matter.

I open the box and see Sandwich-Potato. I just throw Sandwich-Potato away.

I insert a Leviathan Blade with 3 UVs: Recoil Damage Very High, Very High Chance of Recieving Deadly Curse and Damage Bonus vs Treasure Boxes Very High.

I stuff my big angry bomb into punch's mouth.

I put myself inside.

I open the box and say, "I don't get it"

I insert my Slurpuff, who will murder anyone with surf who mistakes it for ice cream