Spiral Knights - Give the Surprise Game

Give the Surprise Game

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Sat, 06/01/2013 - 18:51

#301

Skyguarder

I decide to pollute the world with your stink junk.

I insert a youtube video with 301 views.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 19:57

#302

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I watch the video and now it has 302 views.

I insert an empty 32-gig SD card.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 00:56

#303

Green-Neko

I open the box and take the SD card.
I insert a Build-Your-Own-Bomb kit.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 06:00

#304

Skyguarder

Oooo yay! I found a BYOB kit in the box! Nice!

/Builds bomb

I insert the bomb that I have just built.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 03:17

#305

Thowardz

Open the box... *Thrown Bomb

Open the box... *Thrown Bomb At someone head*
*Boom!*

I insert dead fish

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 07:44

#306

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

I slap Thowardz with the dead fish and run away.

I fall into the box.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:12

#307

Skyguarder

I open the box and Usevn smashes me. Ouch!

I insert the blood that I got after Usevn smashed me.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 16:52

#308

Doom-Xx

I wash the box I insert

I wash the box

I insert Hyllia

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:16

#309

Not-Argljing

you get your hat I insert a

you get your hat

I insert a music disk of "11"

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:43

#310

Not-Argljing

The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!

First double post ever :O

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:20

#311

Doom-Xx

I dump it I insert Nick

I dump it

I insert Nick

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:45

#312

Not-Argljing

The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!

wait a moment, I'm confusing this with vending machine game

I open it up, and eat nick with my spoon

I insert my double post

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:58

#313

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I double post.

I insert a pair of shorts.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:58

#314

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I double post.

I insert a pair of shorts.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:03

#315

Not-Argljing

I open it and throw it off

I open it and throw it off the clouds, falling in use's face

I insert use

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:29

#316

Skyguarder

Opens the box and wonders "Wats a use?"

I insert a bag of crumbs.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:39

#317

Doom-Xx

I spazz the crumbs onto a

I spazz the crumbs onto a hobo

I insert Hyllia, Pipipipipi, Cupcake-God, Yttriu, Klipik, Skyguarder, and benightz

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:41

#318

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

Why are forumers in this box? Oh well. They join me on an 8-knight party to FSC.

I insert our rewards from the run.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 20:24

#319

Iamnoone

I open the box and smile.

I open the box and smile. Thanks.

I insert a piece of bacon.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 21:48

#320

Green-Neko

I open the box. Oh my! A lovely piece of bacon! Om nom nom nom!
That was delicious~
I insert a Hat Of Uprising Ego (+50 Ego, +25 Confidence, -25 Intelligence)

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 03:27

#321

Thowardz

I sell It I insert The Box

I sell It
I insert The Box With Pikachu!

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 14:33

#322

Skyguarder

I open the box
I open the box and find Pikachu. Cool, I'll stuff him in my pokeball!!

I insert the pokeball with Pikachu.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 09:23

#323

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

I touch the pokeball. Pikachu goes into my PC.

/shout YES! I FINALLY HAVE A PIKACHU! TAKE THAT NINTENDO!!! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM GETTING A PIKACHU JUST BECAUSE I HAVE POKEMON WHITE!!! WOOT!!!!!

I insert an empty Master Ball.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 18:01

#324

Pipipipipi

I'm so nice ^_^

I throw the master ball away because I don't care for pokemon

I insert a black hole that will suck up the next poster into the box so they don't have to insert anything, I'm so nice ^_^

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 22:59

#325

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

I open the box and SHWOOOMMM!!!

Paradoxical self gets a new box and puts in a Calibur card.

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 06:58

#326

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

Is this...a credit card? KEWL!!! I buy tons of CE on Spiral Knights with my new credit card. The cost of 100ce becomes 1000cr like when the game began. Old players come back to farm FSC. Within a few days the price increased 4000cr.

Older players leave. Newer players stay longer. Five star armors are more common and FSC now gives four times the amount of CE players spend. Lockdown revivals are more common. Nobody cares about elevator passes. Nobody even cares about spending money for CE. OOO decides to close SK due to the lack of profit. The game that was used to buy Steam Games and entertain isometric hack-and-slash explorers is now known as another copy.

Forumers...gone. Popular off-topic games...gone. Steam games and TF2 item trades...lowered. Zee core buyers...feel dumb.

Whoever inserted that credit card...was planning this. That one knew this would happen to stop boss farming. Now we can't even farm any levels. We can't even hang out in Haven or on the forums.

Now we have this box where I found a credit card painted to look like a Calibur card. A Spiral Knight themed item that destroyed Spiral Knights. How...

I shred the credit card and the box and build a new box out of those scraps. Then I dump trash in it.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 18:07

#327

Skyguarder

But I get a new box and throw that box.

I insert a crystal energy which will expire in 1 hour 2 minutes 3 seconds

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 18:47

#328

Pipipipipi

I open the box and see

I open the box and see nothing

I insert Sky and rob him of all his ce, cr, weapons, and armor except for proto, and shields

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 19:58

#329

Thowardz

Open The box Can't Touch It Because It Bound
I Insert Big Angry Bomb That Will Explode The Next Poster To The Sky

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 06:53

#330

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

I see a Big Angry Bomb that someone left in the box. I notice that it's unbound. I take the bomb and claim it as my own.

I insert some oranges and bugs.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 10:43

#331

Skyguarder

I open the box
I vomit in the box because of the bugs.
I close the box

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:56

#332

Justalexp

Le box.

I open the box.
I see the vomit.
I then obtain a bio-hazard suit and a vacuum cleaner.
I suck the vomit up with my vacuum cleaner.
I then insert a 50. Sniper rifle into the box.
I then throw the box out the window.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:14

#333

Skyguarder

I find the box and see a 50?!?!

I insert peanuts which will make the next person allergic to them.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 16:17

#334

Pipipipipi

I look at the peanuts in

I look at the peanuts in disbelief, I'm not allergic to them

I dump the peanuts out into lava and insert nothing

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:27

#335

Rybyguy

I open the box and...

I am so suprised about the nothing
/e returns 1/2 of the nothing to Pipipipipi
I insert my detonating bomb head

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:33

#336

Skyguarder

I open the box
/donates the bomb head to a poor noobie

I insert a paper with a confusing math formula. (2p x (23)*74 = P + 1 + 3.145 = COW)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 03:55

#337

Thowardz

Imposible!!!

Open The Box....@_@ What The Hack Is This?
I Insert That Paper With Mesage "Proof How It's COW As Answer"

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:58

#338

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

I shred the paper and insert the shredded pieces in the box.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:07

#339

Pipipipipi

sees the box and gos eh and

sees the box and gos eh and throws box in shreader

puts shreads in anouther box

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 02:45

#340

Thowardz

Open The Box....Burn Shred Into Ash
I Insert A Wolver Who Is Friendly To Other

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 16:27

#341

Doom-Xx

I give it to pi I insert

I give it to pi

I insert this picture

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 03:36

#342

Thowardz

o_O

I Sent Back the picture to Doom-Xx
I insert an egg with sushi

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 21:32

#343

Iamnoone

You get fish fry.I insert a

You get fish fry.

I insert a letter with the warning label, "PG13" explaining that.

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 06:59

#344

Thowardz

You got plain paper....

You got plain paper.... Where's the question mark?
I insert leaf paper and soggy paper

Sat, 06/15/2013 - 07:03

#345

Doom-Xx

I mail it to a dictator I

I mail it to a dictator

I insert Hyllia's mailbox

Sat, 06/15/2013 - 18:16

#346

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I open the box.

I throw the mailbox in a black hole. Then I go inside of the box and prepare to blow up the next poster that opens the box.

Sun, 06/16/2013 - 05:51

#347

Thowardz

....

At my last post.... I confuse with vending machine

Open the box
BOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
*Thowardz's Body fall into box*

Sun, 06/16/2013 - 13:19

#348

Skyguarder

I open the box
I dump Thowardz's body into the grave.
I insert a bone

Sun, 06/16/2013 - 17:28

#349

Green-Neko

It's been a while :|

I open the box and see a bone. I decided to throw it into a Wolver's den. Then runaway of course.
I insert a baby Impostocube.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 18:14

#350

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I see that I am still inside the box. Green-Neko then dumps a baby Impostocube on my face. I tame it and then exit the box with it.

I then insert a calculator.

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