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Sat, 04/06/2013 - 19:12
#151
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Infernus-Dragneel
:(

Looks inside the box, reads note, :(

I insert a happy thanksgiving card to Iamnoone

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 09:40
#152
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Looks inside

Sees its for Iamnoone, so I burn it.

I insert the remains of the card into the box

While it's still smouldering

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 17:32
#153
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I open the box and close the box again.

:P

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 17:53
#154
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Dawwwww, Thanks Iam! ^_^

I open the box and starting blowing on the smoldering remains of the card until it kindles into a fire.

I insert (A.K.A. "throw from a safe distance") a molotov cocktail into the box.

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 09:22
#155
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You're welcome.

Opens box and gets my face blown off.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 16:49
#156
Icilan's picture
Icilan
Ohhhh looky here!

I grab the box and finds nothing. NUUUUUUUUUU

I inserted a snipe in it. I poke holes in it for it to breath- Ohh... it's not moving... oh.

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 04:23
#157
Infernus-Dragneel's picture
Infernus-Dragneel
:)

I opened the box and smiled at the gift, thanks!

I inserted a flower with a note saying "happy Bechamel tuberculosis awareness day"

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 07:18
#158
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I opened the box and rip the flower out. I give it to a girl and threw the note in the garbage.

I insert a blank paper with scribbles!

Sun, 04/14/2013 - 06:38
#159
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
I look inside

Sees hideous paper and burns it.

I insert flash cards from kindegarden

Sun, 04/14/2013 - 10:52
#160
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

I see them and think of this. Classic.

I insert this statue of Bucky from the Bucky's gas station/rest stop thing.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 05:10
#161
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I open the box and

I open the box and smile.
Bucky is now standing in the center of my front yard.

I insert campaign buttons from the losers of the past 4 presidential elections.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 07:25
#162
Lord-Of-Dragos
Uhhhhh, I like poison.

I look at buttons and since I can't vote I'm confused at what I see. I toss the buttons out and insert a machine that squirts toxins at whoever opens the box next.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 21:16
#163
Green-Neko's picture
Green-Neko
Well f-

I open the box and gets poisoned.
Before passing out, I placed a contract stating: "Whoever is unlucky to be the next holder of this box shall be cut in half by my pet turtle."
Then immediately threw it away.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 02:13
#164
Parripoo's picture
Parripoo
I find a vicious turtle and

I find a vicious turtle and troika charge it, take out the shell and leave the slimy dead turtle in there stuffed with some potato and carrot

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 06:20
#165
Green-Neko's picture
Green-Neko
D:

I open the box, shocked to see my precious turtle go to his turtle relatives in the sky. I weeped for a bit then gave him a proper burial.
Waaaaaiiiiiiit a second. I'm still poisoned.
Before going to the hospital, I placed inside the box an unkillable chili demon that will kill the next person who opens the box and fertilizer.
(cuz, you know, it's a plant)
Then threw it somewhere.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:06
#166
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Iamnoone
I get a box with chili sauce

I get a box with chili sauce dripping out of the bottom. I set it on fire without opening it. The chili demon burns.

I get a new box and stuff it full with loose Styrofoam shipping peanuts.
/pushes the top down holding it in place with tape.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 17:18
#167
Lord-Of-Dragos
Aha! Nows my chance!

I get a box of syrofoam and I toss it all out, and then I insert a monkey, a dart, and some bloons.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 14:14
#168
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I open the box and find Bloons Tower Defense equipment. Sweet, I can become a weapon monkey! Go Sky :O

I insert Iam's glasses

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 14:44
#169
Lord-Of-Dragos
Toxic=Awesome

I give the glasses back to lam and I insert..........
A baby dragon.
An angry one.
One that terrorizes people's whose name does not srart with "L"

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 05:17
#170
Green-Neko's picture
Green-Neko
:3

I'm back from the hospital and got the box.
Sucks for whoever threw the box cause I told the dragon my nickname. (Loloy)
I then make the dragon my loyal pet :3.
I then placed 100 bars of dark chocolate and 100 bars of white chocolate.
You know, like yin and yang and stuff like that.
Whoever got it can share the chocolate.

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 12:52
#171
Lord-Of-Dragos
Toxic=Awesome

I share the chocolate. Then I insert a very sad duck.
Wait did I say sad duck? I meant angry goose.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 06:17
#172
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Thanks for dinner.

I open the box and an angry gooses jumps at my face.
/slice
/cut
Off with his head.
/pluck
/stuff
/roast 'em for dinner

I insert a dinner plate full of roasted goose with walnut stuffing and all the trimmings.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 10:12
#173
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
VOG POWER.

I open the box and eat the roasted angry moose.

I insert an enraged Vog.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 14:00
#174
Lord-Of-Dragos
Thanks.

I tame the vog. We are now friends.
I insert homework. Heheh heheh.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:54
#175
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Hmmm?

Open the box...Homework?!Well I dont care because It is not my homework.
I insert that homework with pencil and pen.With a message say "GO GET TO WORK"
I also Insert A Spookat In The Box.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:11
#176
Lord-Of-Dragos
Toxic=Awesome

I force the spookat to do the homework.
Then I insert chocolate milk.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 03:28
#177
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Hey lord-of-dragos why did you harm that little Spookat?

Open the Box CHOCOLATE MILK!*Eat the whole Chocolate milk With one bite*
I insert the mewkat that allergic to box

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:56
#178
Lord-Of-Dragos
/e opens box

GAAHHHHH!
A dead mewkat!
Who did this.
WHO???????
/e sniper shots Thowardz
Inserts a toxigel

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:18
#179
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
REVIVE FROM HIS DEATH WITH ENERGY!

open the box.... A TOXIGEL?!
/e Swing His Sword To toxigel *Toxigel dead*
/e Get sick
/e Eat Remedy Capsule
/e feel beter
I insert a Bomby In the big box

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:24
#180
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmm.

/e puts ear up against box
/e hears a Bomby
/e sets box down and walks away

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 13:05
#181
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
I open the box and the

I open the box and the bombies explode in my face.
Then i die and my head fell in the box and the box clos on my head and now my head is in the box.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 14:53
#182
Lord-Of-Dragos
......

/e opens box
/e closes box
/e walks away

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 15:29
#183
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
/open the box because i still

/open the box because i still alive (dont ask why)
/put my head on my body
/put a nitronome that will explode when the box will open in the box

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 21:12
#184
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Back to time before the nitronome explode in 4 second
Second 1 Rise my shield
Second 2 open the box
Second 3 nitronome exploded and my shield broked
Second 4 Insert a glop drop

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 06:18
#185
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/throws away the drop

/throws away the drop and

/inserts a pancake and seals it for the next person to find

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 06:39
#186
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Open the box PANCAKE!!! OM

Open the box PANCAKE!!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Oh wait *Cry because of pain* It a SEALED PANCAKE OH NO MY BODY WILL EXPLODE INTO TINY PIECE
*The next part is cencered*

No one insert something into the box

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:21
#187
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I open the box and see nothing but dust.

I insert a spider

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:28
#188
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I open the box and crush it I

I open the box and crush it

I put another box in the box

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:00
#189
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I open the box, find anouther

I open the box, find anouther box, open it and find anouther box with anouther box in it

I put a hand in the box that will grab the next poster, put them in the box, and the poster after the next poster will find the next poster

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:24
#190
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I get confusion I put Hyllia

I get confusion

I put Hyllia in the box

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:58
#191
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
your already in the box so

your already in the box so you can't put anything in it, I open the box and find Doom-Xx in it

I put him/her back in

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 19:01
#192
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I ignored the post#189 to avoid being confused

Before i open the box.my wolver succesfully Put all my bodie piech back together

I open the box and think "What is this Things huh?"

I insert justin bieber in the box

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 05:05
#193
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I was walking into my room

I was walking into my room with my magma driver and I accidentally shot the box killing JB

I put my magma driver in the box

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 05:26
#194
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!

Open the box wow magma driver
*test this gun by shooting into the floor covered with oil*
Oh god MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!!

I insert message say"QUICK! CALL FIREMAN MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!!"

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 16:03
#195
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I open the box and ignore the

I open the box and ignore the message

I put lava in hoping the person above will dump it all out

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 20:13
#196
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I open the box to find the

I open the box to find the bottom burnt out.

I insert a pea in a new box.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 05:14
#197
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I plant it in my backyard and

I plant it in my backyard and play Plants vs. Zombies

I put extremely flammable materials inside

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 08:22
#198
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Why people sent me useless stuff?

After Put fire out of my house
Open the box and eat that things
Insert the box with Burned Magma driver
*Thowardz On fire after 10 second*
*1 minute later he dead*

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 04:16
#199
Green-Neko's picture
Green-Neko
:S

I open the box while wearing flame-resistant gloves and jumpers (yes, jumpers).
I place 8 pieces of Bacon-Bacon (It's bacon inside another bacon. Technically baconception)

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 04:04
#200
Lord-Of-Dragos
Uh

I take bacon.
I insert a rock. (Rocks are great for zombie killing.)

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