Spiral Knights - Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

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Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:08

Iamnoone

This is a game where someone makes a wish, and then the next poster grants the wish, but in a manner that makes the wish undesirable. They must then state their own wish for the next person to corrupt.

I wish I had a brand new car.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:18

Artistbma

You get it, but its possessed

You get it, but its possessed by a vampire. The vampire kills you.

I wish I had a shirt on.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:20

Skyguarder

I give you a shirt, but

I give you a shirt, but somebody rips it.

I wish I had over 100,000 crowns.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:33

Artistbma

A generous donor gives you

A generous donor gives you them, but a certain New Jersey Thug mugs you and steals em all.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:43

Skyguarder

You didn't wish!

I shot the New jersey thug.

I wish I can go to Heaven

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:49

Artistbma

Shoot, I forgot.

You get killed by a murderer

I wish for a lifetime supply of food.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 08:16

Iamnoone

Millions of boxes of generic

Millions of boxes of generic dog food get dumped at your front door blocking the entrance and preventing your door from opening.

I wish I had a parakeet.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 08:43

Rheeta

I give you a parakeet, but it

I give you a parakeet, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish I could play guitar.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:17

Darklordskull

you play gitaur, but it grabs you and then plays YOU!!!

"I av a itaur ik up my oze"
"What?"
"I AVE A GITAR PIK UP MI NOZ"
Im sorry, what are you saying? you want a coke?"
"A ITAR PIK! UP MY OZE!!!"

I wish i had an anvil to drop over lamnoones head

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:25

Chawkthree

@Darklordskull

I gave you the anvil, but you dropped it on your foot :/

I wish my dog would stop barking at "strangers".

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:08

#10

Players-Guest

the dog stops barking,but

the dog stops barking,but someone kidnaps him...

I wish I had everything!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 19:23

#11

Varminttwotwothree

Granted but...

you also lost everything.

I wish for the 3rd corrupt a wish. (I think we skipped one)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 19:26

#12

Skyguarder

You reminded us, but Iamnoone

You reminded us, but Iamnoone decides to put 4 because he hates the number 3

I wish I was a billionaire for god damn sakes -_-

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 22:40

#13

Iamnoone

Granted. You have one billion

Granted. You have one billion Iranian tomans.

I wish I had a private plane.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:40

#14

Players-Guest

You get it,but someone fires

You get it,but someone fires a rocket at it...

I wish i had 1000000 crowns and 9000 ce

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 05:52

#15

Skyguarder

I'm gonna be nice

You got them, but somebody scammed you.

I wish I had a cookie for Iamnoone

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 06:17

#16

Trabias

The cookie was Gigantic and

The cookie was Gigantic and it squashed iamnoone instead
now he hates you.

I wish for a wish

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 09:05

#17

Darklordskull

0_0

you get a wishbone, which dont actually work.

i wish for an anvil to drop on the anvil that dropped on my foot

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 09:48

#18

Iamnoone

Someone gives you that anvil

Someone gives you that anvil you wished for. The medieval swordsmith who used that anvil came looking for it and cut your head off for stealing it from him.

I wish their was a really good pirate MMORGP to play.

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 13:21

#19

Darklordskull

0_0

you get your wish, because spiral knights becomes Spiral Pirates and starts to give away energy for free. but then they go bankrupt, and you cant play it anymore. =(

i wish for an anvil to drop on the swordsmith that owned the anvil that dropped on the anvil that dropped on my foot.

edit: LOLZ RANDOM EDIT

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:16

#20

Iamnoone

Wild E Coyote hands you your

Wild E Coyote hands you your ACME anvil. When you take it the weight causes to to fall through a hole in the ground and you look up to see that you were really standing on a cliff and to see that the anvil, which was suspended temporarily in mad air, is now falling and going to hit you on the head. THUNK!!!

I wish our knights had balls to kick and throw around in haven.

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 17:15

#21

Darklordskull

0_0

i corrupt your wish by making you realize how wrong that sounded.

i wish for a pony. with skulls on it. and skulls on the skulls. and spikes on the skulls. AND ON FIRE!!!!

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 01:48

#22

Xxpapaya

The papaya grants your wish

You get the pony, but it corrupts you letting it have full control of your body

I wish that these wishes won't be corrupted anymore

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 06:52

#23

Iamnoone

Wish granted. The end. I wish

Wish granted. The end.

I wish SK had more weapon lines like prejectiles, archery, hand-held and throwables.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 14:52

#24

Darklordskull

0_0

i dont corrupt your wish because of Xxpapaya. (by the way papaya you just signed this thread's death sentance)

i still wish for a pony. with skulls on it. and skulls on the skulls. and spikes on the skulls. AND ON FIRE!!!! but one that does not corrupt me.

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 16:43

#25

Iamnoone

Wish is granted and the pony

Wish is granted and the pony doesn't even corrupt you. It goes to your neighbor's house and corrupts their son's innocence.

I wish your pony wasn't evil.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 03:30

#26

Xxpapaya

The papaya grants your wish

The pony isn't evil any more, but its hideous, absolutely hideous making all the onions cry ( :P ) thus making every one cry. Eventually crying to death

I wish Mist Energy could be stored

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 05:26

#27

Iamnoone

Granted. At the end of the

Granted. At the end of the day all of your unused mist gets stored in your gangs vault for all of the gangs members to use.
Update is coming. xD

I wish I could see what that update is going to be before it's released.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 06:04

#28

Xxpapaya

The papaya grants your wish

You are able to see all the updates before they are released. But OOO and Sega ban you from the game.

I wish I had a pet mewkat

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:05

#29

Autofire

Granted

it has a grimalkin buddy, and the grimalkin thinks you kidnapped the mewkat, and then comes after you. The mewkat starts to play along and blows out all the candles it sees.

I wish I would have more time.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 13:06

#30

Darklordskull

0_0

you gain infinite time by reliving your worst moments OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!

i wish i had a polaris and a barbarus thorn blade.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 20:39

#31

Marazo

You get a noob tube and a toothpick

I wish bombs were statistically balanced

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 01:45

#32

Xxpapaya

The papaya grants your wish

The bombs are now statistically balanced, but the new update makes them more unbalanced

I wish swords were statistically unbalanced

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 02:20

#33

Venomousbiohazard

Granted

Sadly, "swords" is a sexual innuendo. A gang sees you a- *THIS CONTENT WAS ERASED, 'CAUSE OF EURYDICE.

I wish that my wishes are not going to be corrupt :P

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 05:49

#34

Iamnoone

Granted your wish isn't

Granted your wish isn't corrupted but your account was during a SP hacking.

I wish we has one day with no CE charges for crafting.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:45

#35

Darklordskull

0_0

your wish is granted, but so many players log on that there is so much lag and the game crashes for 24 hours and 1 second.

i wish that there will be a Corrupt-a-wish part 5!!!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:36

#36

Generic-Bush

Granted, But the name of it is Corrupt-a-wish 4.

I wish people would quit destroying bushes like me....We're endangered.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:08

#37

Iamnoone

Granted. They stand behind

Granted. They stand behind you and pee on you instead.

I wish I had a hover car.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 04:00

#38

Darklordskull

0_0

you get a hover car, but it runs on liquid gold, so you cant afford fuel.

i wish OOO would make SNARBY CUBS!!!

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 14:19

#39

Aureate

Processing Thoughts of You Always

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Have a nice day~

I wish for a spare brain.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 14:54

#40

Xxpapaya

The papaya grants your wish

You get a spare brain, unfortunately it was programmed by an opposing company with the main goal of shutting down Spiral Knights. They use you to manipulate the software and game. Thus closing----------------------The rest of the message has been removed- Opposing Party

I wish the swarm wasn't evil

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 17:54

#41

Skyguarder

It's granted

But they become evil again.

I wish I had a bazooka

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 18:07

#42

Iamnoone

Granted. You have a bazooka

Granted. You have a bazooka bubble gum comic collection.

I wish people would drive around giving out free pizzas.

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 02:48

#43

Xxpapaya

The papapya grants your wish

Your wish is granted. But the pizzas turn out to have Xxpapayas in them (please read my latest comment in the "Steal the papaya thread" to understand) and everyone who eats them dies of food poisoning.

I wish the sky was pink

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 03:06

#44

Tellacon

Granted

It then turns red and rains blood all over you.

I wish for a one week holiday.

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 08:14

#45

Darklordskull

0_0

you get a one-minute holiday

i wish for a large trash compactor to smash a papaya in. (namely Xxpapaya)

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 14:21

#46

Iamnoone

Granted you put in papaya.

Granted you put in papaya. You turned on the compactor. The compactor broke and papaya laughed his butt off at you.

I wish I had a puppy.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 16:17

#47

Marazo

You got an unfriendly Red Roarmulus twin

I wish OOO liked bombers

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 17:32

#48

Dvntbjh

Yea, but after being jealous

Yea, but after being jealous after a LD match with bombers, they decided to be haters.

I wish this forum didn't exist.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 17:42

#49

Iamnoone

Granted. Every time a thread

Granted. Every time a thread is posted or commented on, every user sees it in the form of a pop up box.

I wish Generic-Bush was a blueberry bush so we could pick on him.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 17:57

#50

Dvntbjh

Uh...

My wish wasn't corrupted. Why?

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