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Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

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Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:49
#351
Wired-Wolf's picture
Wired-Wolf
Granted

Granted, but everyone is unbanned 1 second later.

I wish for the dead fish to make a comeback in I stole the cookie thread.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:08
#352
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Granted. Then everyone is unbanned but you.

I wish I wished upon a shooting star!

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 14:16
#353
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
That star you were looking at

That star you were looking at while making that wish fell and poked you in the eye.

I wish turtles would take over half the roads.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 01:19
#354
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Nope

The turtle now rules the earth. They execute you in Alcatarz island for killing Luguiru. The turtle ask humans to become their slaves. After that, a war between humans and turtles happens. But the aliens sets a big angry bomb in the earth, destroying earth.

I wish mist energy could be selled.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 02:52
#355
Aesn's picture
Aesn
No thanks :D Teehee Why am i

No thanks :D
Teehee
Why am i posting this...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:12
#356
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
AHH Swordslice this is the

AHH Swordslice this is the worst knight of all time!

/slaps Swordslice.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:47
#357
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/slaps Swordslice with

/slaps Swordslice with Fleet

I wish I owned a yacht to sail the seven seas, playing pirate for real, stealing rich people's underpants.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 17:01
#358
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but according to

Granted, but according to Cracked.com pirates are poor, sick, and hungry that the only thing they steal is food. While sailing, you got a scurvy that kicks you're ass. So you died, while we the marines kicks pirates ass.

I wish someone replies to my thread.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 20:01
#359
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

I already did that. T_T

I wish Fleet would find a permanent avatar... like a ghost block

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 06:29
#360
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted the avatar becomes

Granted the avatar becomes permanent but the name starts to change every couple of days.

I wish stupid people would become even more stupid and all those who think they are so smart would realize just how dumb they can be.

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 07:16
#361
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but the smart also

Granted, but the smart also counted as dumb according to Cracked.com because they want to be a dumbass.

I wish Cracked.com is more famous.

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 18:52
#362
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

It becomes famous, but then someone hacks it at deletes it. Huh.

I wish everyone had read this. =P

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 21:21
#363
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but Luguiru died. I

Granted, but Luguiru died.

I wish Luguiru is still alive.

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 14:23
#364
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
He is and makes posts like

He is and makes posts like that every day.

I wish Luguiru was Linguini, covered with sauce, cheese and with some meatballs.

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 16:26
#365
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Ooh yummers! I eat him.

I wish I had more of that pasta! Alfredo this time!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:06
#366
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Denied! I wish a genie remove

Denied!

I wish a genie remove the suggestions section for being too idiotic.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 11:08
#367
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. You made that

Granted. You made that suggestion in the suggestions section and it was granted. All those idiots ran to General and GC to make their idiotic threads.

I wish you had made that wish.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:33
#368
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Granted. Fleet made that suggestion in the suggestions section and it was granted. All those idiots ran to General and GC to make their idiotic threads.

I wish Fleet's wish was NEVER granted.... O_O

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:40
#369
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
kk granted. He got nothing at

kk granted. He got nothing at all.

I wish I wish I wish my wish could go in all three threads with just on click on the "save".

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:56
#370
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but nope.avi. I wish

Granted, but nope.avi.

I wish Artistbma knew that he's one of my hostage.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 20:08
#371
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hey wait.

Granted I have you and you have Art, that mean I have Art too?

I wish Art knew that he was my hostage too?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 07:23
#372
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, Art and me kick your

Granted, Art and me kick your butt.

I wish someone makes a race in my races the game thread.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 14:37
#373
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Granted, but their post makes as much sense as your OP in that thread.......no really, I understood nothing...

I wish Fleet would make that thread a bit easier to read.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 13:36
#374
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted, it is written for

Granted, it is written for three year olds.

I wish spring would get here already.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 06:14
#375
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but the spring don't

Granted, but the spring don't come until you post on my races the game.

I wish everyone post a post in my races the game thread expect Immortous.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:35
#376
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

Granted, but it gets locked by Eury for blatant discrimination against trojans. OH

I wish Fleet skipped everywhere he went.(Or does he already.....? O_o)

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:33
#377
One-Step-Closer's picture
One-Step-Closer
Granted

He does, but he falls on you and you fall to the ground, breaking your skull.

I wish I knew the knowledge of the owlites

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:59
#378
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Granted

You know how they died. The Kats give a demonstration.

I wish the next person would wish this wish.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 15:23
#379
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

I wished it but it didn't come true.....huh.

I wish I had Prismatic Cheeky eyes.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:58
#380
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but the eyes

Granted, but the eyes controls you.

I wish everyone was honest to say that all fanfics (including mine) sucks and I wish everybody knows that to become expert, you need about 10.000 hours of training.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:20
#381
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted, you suck. Blah blah

Granted, you suck. Blah blah blah.

I wish you had knee pads.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:22
#382
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
THAT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE

THAT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE WISH.

I wish someone gives me a summary on the fangs.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 06:57
#383
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I'm sorry for being so offensive.

Granted, the summary of vampire fangs has been sent to you.

I wish birds couldn't poop while flying.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:34
#384
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Lol Iam...............

Granted. They poop while jumping up and down on the ground. How disturbing is that?

I wish I had Star-Spangled Hulk-Gloves like this boss.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:44
#385
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Granted.

Hulk sues you after you spill some green [INSERT LIQUID FOOD ITEM] on them. When you don't have the money in-pocket, he does this and you fly into the moon. Oops...you missed it...

I wish I had SSBB so I could do the same to Sonic.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 00:16
#386
Youth
Granted

I know this game very well

Granted but you crack the disc you bought after getting scam to it a a rip off of a price

I wish could GREAT animations that i could in videos w/ a good recorder and also make a good game too l:L

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 08:03
#387
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Fleet! Congrats on finding an unused avatar! Finally! =D

Granted. Now Boggy is...(there goes the GC)

I wish Boggy would post every now and then.

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 14:52
#388
Mechnexus's picture
Mechnexus
Granted. He spams out the

Granted. He spams out the forums.

I wish there was another piercing handgun at 5*.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 05:29
#389
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I know everyone playing in

I know everyone playing in this thread will appreciate this.
Another game site I play on has just adopted this game as their official contest thread. XD

Granted, you are now the 1st owner of the piercing handgun. It shoots studs and hoops. You can attach piercings to all pierce-able body parts. Everyone in the game is now calling you Ball Hunter.

I wish Boggy would post every now and then too.
Maybe if enough of us wish for it, wishes will come true.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:06
#390
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Granted, but you find out a

Granted, but you find out a fact that he's funding the terrorist. You quickly grabbed your wrench and tries to stab him, but he swipes his sword to your wrench and punch you out. He take you to the court and he framed you, and your punishment is to the rock jail for the rest of your life. The rock jail is a jail where you forced to mine golds and you're feeded with a disgusting poop.

I wish all Trojans died so I get my job done.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:37
#391
Mechnexus's picture
Mechnexus
Granted. You cause a time

Granted. You cause a time paradox because there are no Trojans for the greeks to invade.

I wish I had 5 crowns.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:41
#392
Alfiesr's picture
Alfiesr
Granted. You have 5 crowns

Granted. You have 5 crowns total, and can never have any more or any less.

I wish I had more CE

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:43
#393
Mechnexus's picture
Mechnexus
Granted. You now have some

Granted. You now have some crimson elephants.

I wish I had a hat.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 08:33
#394
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

Granted. It doesn't fit.

I wish I could play the bass like this guy

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:18
#395
Mechnexus's picture
Mechnexus
Granted. You can now play air

Granted. You can now play air guitar with a fish. Why would you even want that?

I wish I had a hat that fits.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:28
#396
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted but it's ugly and stinky.

IwishIcouldtalknormal.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:05
#397
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Granted. You become normal as well.

I wish I become good at Frisbee.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:13
#398
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Mojo-beef

Granted. A stray disc hits you in the throat though, collapsing the cartilage and suffocating you...

I wish that penguins could fly.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:08
#399
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
They do and being the birds

They do and being the birds (REALLY BIG, FAT BIRDS) they are, you really regret that wish in the morning when you go out side and look at your car.

I wish I could knock down tall buildings.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:29
#400
Powernexus's picture
Powernexus
New page... i missed the 400th post :(

You get to knock down tall buildings, so the first one falls on you.

I wish that i could... have a pet dodo bird!

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