granted, you get 999 pages on 1 thread and the thread is not yours
i wish i was a chroma whelp again
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Wed, 12/05/2012 - 07:59
#202
granted, you lol'ed at
Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:49
#203
My wishes.
I wish someone would give me 30 million C.E.
I also wish someone would make this the largest thread ever with 30k pages.
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 16:20
#204
Granted. But then OOO decides
Granted. But then OOO decides to remove the [last post] thing and now you must work to post!
Now i get 2 wishes cuz my wish was not corrupted.
I WISH I WAS A CHROMA WHELP!
i wish i could hug................................................ A LOVE PUPPY!
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 16:51
#205
Granted, but you broke its
Granted, but you broke its battery
Granted, some noob kills you
I wish I could make a parody of gangnam style that is spiral knights themed
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 01:56
#206
Granted. You get
Granted. You get 10000000000000 dislikes, and your house is burned down by protesters.
I wish that there weren't so many corrupt~a~wish threads
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:54
#207
Granted the person putting
Granted the person putting drugs in your water stopped and you started seeing only one corrupt a wish thread.
I wish it didn't get dark at 4:30 pm.
Wed, 12/12/2012 - 01:51
#208
It makes no sense!
Granted, a very large lightbulb from outer space got lost and hitted the earth.
I wish this wish is anti-corrupt.
Sat, 12/15/2012 - 10:37
#209
I kill you with my corrupt
I kill you with my corrupt army before I grant your wish.
I wish for anything
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 04:29
#210
o.0
lol
/hits you in the face with dog poop
I wish someone would steal my little brother.
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 06:43
#211
I stealed your little
I stealed your little brother. You're in luck, 'cause I don't corrupt your wish!
I wish my wish is corrupted.
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:13
#212
granted, lamnoone's little
granted, lamnoone's little brother hits you on the head and runs back to lamnoone
I wish the next poster couldn't think of how to corrupt this wish
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 14:37
#213
Granted so I corrupt your
Granted so I corrupt your innocence instead and give you something to wish for next time.
I wish my gerbil wasn't missing.
Fri, 12/21/2012 - 13:36
#214
granted, but it turns into a
granted, but it turns into a monster and eats you.
I wish the next poster couldn't think of how to corrupt anything.
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 02:49
#215
granted
I wish Ben 10 was on
granted
I wish Ben 10 was on right now.
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 06:40
#216
Granted
For my time it is on right now.
I wish I had enough money to pay my guild's upkeep fee
Sun, 12/30/2012 - 19:57
#217
Ant-loaf
Granted... to the newest recruit, who runs off with it and spends it on a Hunter Fur Cap.
I wish someone would sell me Cheeky Eyes...
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/71681
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:07
#218
You paid for them then woke
You paid for them then woke up.
I wish my fish could swim backwards.
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:09
#219
Granted, but your fish's tail
Granted, but your fish's tail is a lightsaber
I wish for legitimate 9999999 CE
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:16
#220
Granted and received the day
Granted and received the day after OOO went out of business.
I wish fish could talk.
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:18
#221
Granted
That's because it was the fish in kat in the hat (lawl SK version)
I wish Spiral Knights were real and they murdered JB
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 01:30
#222
Wish Granted
JB is a [mean] basta*d.
I wish that i had 1 crown sent by a mysterious person.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 02:48
#223
Corrupted
A troll sends you 1 cr and then scams you into giving him 500000 ce every week for the cr you gave him
I wish that I may study in peace (or do I mwahahahahaha).
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:15
#224
Granted, but you have peace
Granted, but you have peace for only 1 second
I wish my guild was the best one
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:34
#225
Granted more and more people
Granted more and more people come. They vote to expand the guild hall. They vote every member is to pay 10K crs a month to belong.
I wish I had a new car.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:35
#226
Granted, it blows up
I wish I
Granted, it blows up
I wish I had an old car
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:19
#227
Corrupted
You get an old car. It stops while you're on an overpass and you get slammed off the side.
I wish I had you.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:35
#228
Granted
But I kill you
I wish my wish will be incorruptible.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:34
#229
Granted
But it's corrupted.
I wish you tasted like tuna.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 14:57
#230
But Hawxindanite was covered
But Hawxindanite was covered in laxatives and cyanide, after eating him you fall down, choke to death and Hawx comes out your rear end completely unharmed, apart from severe cerebral trama.
I wish for Bilbo Baggins to give me all his gold.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 16:58
#231
Granted, and the gold blew up
Granted, and the gold blew up in your face
I wish I was a legitimate GM
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 18:12
#232
Granted, then you're
Granted, then you're perma-banned.
I wish I could touch sandpaper.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 20:37
#233
Granted, you can touch it but
Granted, you can touch it but it scratches you
I wish a school blew up
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 09:10
#234
Ant-loaf
Granted, it was a historical settler tent-school from the 1700's on display.
I wish__________
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:01
#235
Granted, I make you wish you
Granted, I make you wish you were in hell
I wish this wish was corrupted
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 07:20
#236
Granted, but then a bit of
Granted, but then a bit of holy water spills on it, so it's no longer corrupted.
I wish that I wished something >:)
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 08:11
#237
Granted
But then your little brother found out and used it for himself.
I wish I was good in lockdown.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 15:17
#238
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, But you get 1 bar lag and are now invalid.
I wish I had an Ice Queen Helm
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 15:19
#239
Granted, you get an ice cream
Granted, you get an ice cream helm. (Eh?)
I wish the Firestorm Citadel isn't so hot
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 15:47
#240
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, It gets so cold that it feels like it's hot. gg
I wish for fish.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 16:14
#241
Ant-loaf
Granted. The fish is a genie though and turns you into a coconut with his last wish.
I wish I had a genie fish.
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 08:47
#242
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but he dies.
I wish for a pony.
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 20:11
#243
You get a pony with a broken
You get a pony with a broken leg and your father shoots it in front of you.
Starlight, star bright I wish a wish I wish tonight...
I wish that Fallconn would blow up like dynamite.
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 07:57
#244
Granted
He blows up infront of your loved ones, close friends, girlfriend/boyfriend (if you have one) and most of all you. In other words you and everyone you ever knew died.
I wish that I had a better laptop
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 08:21
#245
Granted
But then the laptop got a huge virus and you have to feed it to the neighborhood dogs.
I wish I could study
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 15:31
#246
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, But your dog eats the stuff you're studying.
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 19:55
#247
....You never wished for anything Fall....
Guess I'll start it again.
I wish I was a mer-man
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 21:14
#248
Granted, but you get eaten by
Granted, but you get eaten by a shark
I wish I had a puppy
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:30
#249
Granted, but he is a rabid
Granted, but he is a rabid puppy, and bites off your arms and legs.
I wish my laptop would never get destroyed, broken, stolen, and it was the best computer in the world.
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:40
#250
Granted, but you lose it.
I
Granted, but you lose it.
I wish I had a new pair of shoes.
Granted, and I lol'ed at you
I wish I have a new page on the thread