Spiral Knights - Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 05:15

#101

Tellacon

Granted

You get stuck on a Monday in school studying history for 100 years in the afternoon.

I wish for a less painful back every time I wake up.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 05:37

#102

Iamnoone

o.0

xD
Thanks, I love history. You just gave me the happiest of all days but that poor history teacher might be put in an insane asylum afterwards. They could never survive all my history talk and questions for a hundred years. lol

Granted, you woke up everyday feeling rested and energized. You could do anything. Everyone excepted you to work hard all day long, everyday, from the moment you woke up until the minute you fell back to sleep at night. You had no time for yourself.

I wish I was really stuck in that history class.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 16:34

#103

Small-Irish-Eyes

Hai from Platipie!

SHAZAM! yoy are now stuck in the history of modern day class. the teacher talks about yolo, swag, amanda todd, gangnam style, one direction, etc. Man, history class sure is fun!

i wish for world hunger to end. :)

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 14:12

#104

Iamnoone

World hunger has ended but

World hunger has ended but all those working for starving people charities like "feed the children", "hope" and "christian charities" lose their jobs and default on bank loans. They lose their homes, cars and credit cards. They begin to starve. Their creditors make up the lose by raising interest rates on everyone else who is still paying on their loans and asking for and receiving government bail outs.

I wish I was one of those bank executives who gain millions in bonus money at the end of the year after all those bails outs are received.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:18

#105

Doom-Xx

But you got assassinated one

But you got assassinated one day after a robber came

I wish I had a sudaruska to destroy all the schools, and a sentenza and a DA and GF to kill those who try to stop me

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 13:35

#106

Iamnoone

Granted, done and done. You

Granted, done and done. You didn't add a jail key to that wish and now sit in a jail cell thinking about the error of your wish.

I wish today would last forever.

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 17:47

#107

Grittle

Granted, Hurricane Sandy

Granted, Hurricane Sandy lasts forever and new york is forever destroyed, thus the stocks plummented since the stock market palace is in new york

I wish I had a jail key to give to Doom-Xx

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 03:18

#108

Iamnoone

Granted you get a jail key

Granted you get a jail key but it works on all the cells but Doom-Xx's. You just let all the others criminals out of jail and they banned together and robbed your house of everything.

I wish I could play all day today.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 05:49

#109

Aotr

i wish i knew how to get a

i wish i knew how to get a profile image like everyone else.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 06:34

#110

Ygsmir

its time for some wishish dishes!

you get your profile image but get banned for inappropriate content because your very "rude" sibling acquired your log in details.

I wish my account on spiral knights was fixed.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 04:31

#111

Iamnoone

Granted and the new owner is

Granted and the new owner is enjoying it everyday.

I wish I had more time and less things to do with it.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 04:47

#112

Topoyozada

urmm....

your wish is NOT corrupted, 'cuz its not a wish

i wish i had a ascended caluibur, which i do have!

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 19:34

#113

Powernexus

Wish granted, You get an EVIL

Wish granted, You get an EVIL ascended calibur that fights your GOOD ascended calibur.....
The evil one wins......... IT KILLS YOU

I wish a could hug a Tortodrone

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 21:10

#114

Validous

PLOP

As you are hugging it, the tortodrone's helmet pops off and you see something bright, green, and pixelated inside.

SSSSSSSSSSS........

I wish for something interesting to happen.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:18

#115

Powernexus

Wish granted, You die I wish

Wish granted, You die

I wish for.... WORLD PEACE!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:34

#116

Gravator-Xx

HAPPY happy happy...happpy....happy

Wish Granted...But The World Blows Up due To. TO MUCH happyness >:3

i Wish For...More Bosses. :D

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:07

#117

Powernexus

Im a ....... CHROMA WHELP

Granted. They create the second shadow lairs that stop you from getting your snarby coat and cap due to invincibility >:3
Edit: Opps, i forgot the wish
Wish: MORE WORLD PEACE

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:13

#118

Doom-Xx

Granted, but 90% of the world pop. Peacefully died
Now that I'm out of jail since I cut the bars with my divine avenger, I wish I had snarby set and I wish I was riding on the royal jelly (who is now tame and obedient), leading a whole army of slimes, fiends and constructs destroying schools and police cops and military, and that school didn't exist now after my attack and me and my army now rule the world!!!

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:13

#119

Gravator-Xx

wolvers EAT Jellys >:3

Wish Granted..But Wolvers Rebel and Eat All the Jelly.. And YOU

i Wish For nulclear weapons in spiral knights :D

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:17

#120

Powernexus

Granted. The gremlins test

Granted. The gremlins test the new weapons they got from you ON YOU

I wish i could re-jail doom-xx

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 19:52

#121

Doom-Xx

U didn't corrupt my wish

I never mentioned beasts, causing a paradox that made my wish non corrupted, and killing the corrupter

Granted, I broke out again

I wish for these things (as one wish):

All wishes I wish for are incorruptible, including this one
More jellies for more destruction
WORLD DOMINATION!
No more school, since I blow them all up
Xtra protection
Powernexus gets screwed by my sudaruska
Gravator gets cut by my Levi blade
Lord vanaduke kills all dictators
Everyone likes me after this
Freedom to everyone

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 17:28

#122

Powernexus

Im a ....... CHROMA WHELP

Hmmm....

All wishes I wish for are incorruptible, including this one
More jellies for more destruction
WORLD DOMINATION!
No more school, since I blow them all up
Xtra protection
Powernexus gets screwed by my sudaruska
Gravator gets cut by my Levi blade
Lord vanaduke kills all dictators
Everyone likes me after this
Freedom to everyone

I Corrupt your wish by giving all of that backfiring

Sure, you can make none of your wishes un-corruptible, but I corrupt the wish by giving no corruption for -2 seconds creating a time paradox
the jellys kill you
i get world domination
the police "take you away" for doing that, but this time they EXECUTE you
you get a vog cub cap and coat, and all wolvers know that vog cubs are extinct, they think you hunted vog cubs and eat you
i dodge your sudaruska and smack you with my warmaster rocket hammer
*let grav do this part >:D*
lord vanaduke kills you
everyone like you so much they rob all your stuff
everyone you freed from jail gets "taken back" and so do you

whew that was long

I wish i had more wishes >:3

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 20:06

#123

Doom-Xx

Granted

But I killed the police with my GF and stole ur wishes and reversed what you did with my wishes, Creating a paradox
Now I rule the world
I wish the next person who posts will spam

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 07:09

#124

Gravator-Xx

wish..ERORR ERORR

wish..EROOR ERORR ERORR ERORR.granted but your Head blows up Before you get to see me Spam >:3

i wish For doom-Xx to have been sent to MARS

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 07:17

#125

Powernexus

Granted. he goes to MARS but

Granted. he goes to MARS but you have to bring him,
then your oxygen tank blows up (his does not) while you are on mars, resulting in DEATH for you

I wish i was a chroma whelp again

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:21

#126

Mindfreaked

You are a stanky-old gecko. I

You are a stanky-old gecko.

I wish, I wish.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:53

#127

Doom-Xx

Granted

You wished, but u didn't say your wish causing a paradox that kills u
I wish my toilet exploded sh*t all over the place when I sat on it

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:14

#128

Powernexus

Granted, but it only lands on

Granted, but it only lands on you
(chroma whelps CANT be old)
i wish i had 9999999 Ce and 9999999999999999999999 cr

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:27

#129

Doom-Xx

Lol

Granted, but I stole it using my money stealer
I wish for a toilet covered in poop

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 20:25

#130

Iamnoone

What happened to corrupt a wish 1 and 3?

Granted.

I wish some guy would get the point that he is in the category of some guy I used to know.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 23:48

#131

Mindfreaked

You turned to Gotye. I wish,

You turned to Gotye.

I wish, I was Abe Lincoln.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:59

#132

Doom-Xx

Trollolololol

Lol, my wish isn't corrupted, and I throw the toilet at my principle
Granted, but u got assassinated one night(not corrupted because that's what actually happened)
I wish this wish will be the most undesirable of all

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 18:32

#133

Iamnoone

I figured your last wish of a

I figured your last wish of a poop covered toilet was corrupt in it's own right so I let you have it. :3
And not granted. You had that with the poop covered toilet wish. You wasted a wish.

I wish I could color the sky purple and the moon bright green.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:10

#134

Doom-Xx

Troll

Granted. You colored Mars's sky purple ( making it similar to earth's) and Phobos and Deimos were green. Now there is oxygen on mars and a legion o f aliens kill u
I wish dr. Eggman would shut up

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:53

#135

Doom-Xx

Oops darn I glitched

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:59

#136

Princeberton

Live Long and prosper

Dr. Eggman shut up, but only because he had a heart attack in your living room.

I wish for world peace

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 08:04

#137

Egpnd

Granted but you became bored and you started WW3.

I wish for a Sentry Buster or a Creeper.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:19

#138

Doom-Xx

Granted, it kills u
I wish for someone got a wish

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:38

#139

Iamnoone

Granted they get the what you

Granted they get the what you really wish for.

I wish I had a dog.

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:22

#140

Pipipipipi

your browser gives up and

your dog turns into a snarbolax and it eats you

I wish I had 2 wishs on my next post

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:28

#141

Pipipipipi

someone steals your wishes

someone steals your wishes (corrupted my own wish ;)

I wish monster bells didn't ever or will ever exist and that I am a snarbolax (try corrupting this!)

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 18:15

#142

Doom-Xx

So easy to corrupt

Granted, u are stunned for the rest of ur life
I wish I am bored

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 09:45

#143

Pipipipipi

you die by being bored I wish

you die by being bored

I wish that I had some ducktape

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 09:49

#144

Zaffy-Laffy

Mehehehe

You now have a bunch of duck tapes, but some random guy like me used that duck tape and wrap you in a thick layer, followed by some bubblewrap, before being shipped to Antartica :3
(Don't post before me D:)

I wish that my wish won't get corrupted.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 10:13

#145

Pipipipipi

before I grant your wish, I

before I grant your wish, I duck tape you up and do the same thing you did to me, granted

I wish I had some corruption seed

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 10:16

#146

Zaffy-Laffy

Mfff

Mff Mffff Mff Mfffffffphhh Mphhh Mfff Mphhhhh

*Tears out Duck Tape*
You got some corruption seeds, but the demons of the sacred sanctuary took it back

I wish pipipipipi would stop posting on the forums for today :3

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 10:22

#147

Pipipipipi

demons don't take video game

demons don't take video game seeds, so I still have them. I raise a army of little eaters, soul eaters, big eaters, and 1 eater of worlds by planting the corruption seed on your lawn. I ride on the eater of worlds and kill you before you wish

I wish my name was PPPPPPPPPP

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:34

#148

Doom-Xx

Lol

Granted, thats ur real life name.
I wish wish.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:47

#149

Pipipipipi

I kill you with my eater army

I kill you with my eater army before you wish wish (whatever that means)

I wish I had a cat

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:57

#150

Doom-Xx

Lol?

Granted, its vicious and kills ya
I wish wish two

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