Granted, but then right after windows 8 comes out, making you look like a late noob.
I wish i had pizza to eat while typing this.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 15:03
#52
Granted, but then right after
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 04:56
#53
Granted
Your pizza is soft, moldy and has wet, poisonous mushrooms on it, causing you to just die.
I wish for just a week of continuous rain.
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:32
#54
IM ALIVE!
Granted. But after the rain, you get a huge drought for 1 year.
I wish my pizza had peppers on it.
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 22:29
#55
Granted
The peppers are ghost peppers, the spiciest peppers in the world (check it up if you don't believe me). Your fur, face and body burns away just by standing close to the pizza.
I wish to get my homework done quickly.
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 03:25
#56
You got it done super fast.
You got it done super fast. You woke up in the morning and found that your dog ate it and stressed knowing your teacher would never believe you.
I wish I could be taking on an alien's spaceship.
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 00:03
#57
Derp
Granted, you destroy the spaceship with your laser eye beams while it wildly fires all of its weapons. You even walk away from its explosion without looking at it, making you a complete badass (borderlands 2 anyone?). Though, after the explosion, shrapnel from the ship falls on you and gets you hospitalized.
I wish to fight a zombie horde, armed with a greatsword. And clothes. Don't forget clothes.
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 00:06
#58
Derp
Double post whoops. I will now corrupt my own wish.
Granted, but I get infected in the process and become a zombie.
I wish I wasn't a zombie.
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 17:17
#59
Granted, you return to your
Granted, you return to your normal life style, until you run out of your 5 hour energy, once again making you into a zombie.
I wish garlic bread sticks were cheaper.
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 17:54
#60
Granted
But I brought and ate them all.
I wish for nothing
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 03:00
#61
You get an elephant with
You get an elephant with diarrhea.
I wish it was still summer.
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:01
#62
Granted, but summer ends the
Granted, but summer ends the next day, with a major snowstorm.
I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:49
#63
Granted, I corrupt you
Granted, I corrupt you computer with worms instead.
I wish I was a champion race car driver.
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:32
#64
Nice loophole.
Granted. You become famous for barely surviving a crash in a race and waste all your money for the hospital bill.
I wish someone different will post.
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 05:27
#65
Granted. but then it ended up
Granted. but then it ended up the entire world posting the same old post every freaking time
i wish i can get some nice cookies now for the 'stole a cookie' game so people will just stop fightting there XD and also one for myself
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 17:03
#66
Granted, but once you enter
Granted, but once you enter the thread, the people there beat you up and take the cookies.
Now its called, "steal the basket of cookies".
I wish for some hot dogs. With mustard.
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 17:53
#67
Granted. You went to a hot
Granted. You went to a hot dog vendor on a street corner. As soon as you got one a bum asked you for money. You told him you just spent it on the hot dog. He rammed it down your throat for you.
I wish I could wish for a pizza and really get one.
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 17:56
#68
Hmm. that hot dog was good..
U really get a pizza but the one from post#55.
You know what happens next.
I wish i could travel in time when i felt like it.
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 02:22
#69
The papaya grants your wish (Dvntbjh)
Granted. You travel through time but accidentally meet your parallel twin (doppelganger, parallel self, whatever you like to call him/her) causing the time period to end. Basically the universe ended (well, that universe anyways)
I wish I had a pizza that won't kill me
Sat, 10/06/2012 - 04:13
#70
Granted, you have a pizza.
Granted, you have a pizza. but then some random bagger killed you because he smell the delicious pizza you were holding
i wish i can make someone believe me more on what i'm saying
Sat, 10/06/2012 - 20:33
#71
The papaya grants your wish
They believe you on what you are saying, but you are too careless and they start to doubt you. Basically you are back where you started.
I wish I could have every item in the game, WITHOUT getting banned (mehehehe, try to ruin this one)
Sat, 10/06/2012 - 20:45
#72
Ruined!
Granted, but but then you start brag spaming about your weapons and then get banned.
I wish I could have a papaya.
Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:40
#73
Granted. You take a bite of
Granted. You take a bite of papaya and get punched in the face.
I wish I was off today so I could do nothing but play.
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 18:46
#74
Granted, u get fired from
Granted, u get fired from work, leaving u with all the time to play.
I wish the ce price would come down.
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 21:00
#75
Granted, ce price goes down
Granted, ce price goes down cr turns limited and cr price goes up.
I wish the person who posts next admits they're bi hookers. xD
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 21:16
#76
Squee
Granted, but you realise the person said it just to troll your wish.
Then he Rapes yo-
No, Then he Shoots your head off and you end up in hell.
I wish I was the most powerful immortal in the world that is in control of every single object in the omnimultiverse, and can teleport and kill anything and never be bored ever.
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 21:23
#77
Granted, you teleport in your
Granted, you teleport in your moms uterus you got stuck there because you were too big.
I wish i this wish couldn't be corrupted.
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 01:32
#78
The papaya grants your wish
Granted, your wish was cursed instead (resulting in you teleporting with Incineron)
I wish we could photosynthesis
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:17
#79
Granted, we turn to plants
Granted, we turn to plants and get eaten by herbivores.
I wish i have a cardboard box.
Fri, 10/12/2012 - 00:19
#80
Granted!
Granted, but it's a cannibal box and you can only put other boxes in it
I wish i could talk to Chromas
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 03:55
#81
...
Granted, too bad they sound like car alarms.
I wish there was no strife in the world.
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 17:58
#82
Granted. The world went into
Granted. The world went into a deep recession when all the arms dealers and weapon manufactures went out of business. Taxes rose on the poor and middle class worldwide. Poor people couldn't buy or sell drugs. People started getting nasty and fights broke out in the streets. Stores got robbed everyday. They went out of business causing massive layoffs and a even worse economy. Neighbors began robbing neighbors. People couldn't buy guns to protect themselves.
I wish you didn't make that wish.
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 18:37
#83
Granted, everything returns
Granted, everything returns to normal, but now the future holds on this year's election. What you stated might happen if we make the wrong choice.
DUHNUHNUN!
I wish I had a pot of dnhgmjgckftkukutfmtfmtftmuftmymghngf.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 02:57
#84
Granted, but like all
Granted, but like all dnhgmjgckftkukutfmtftmuftmymghngf, as we know created a zombie apocalypse and many deaths came from it.
I wish dnhgmjgckftkukutfmtftmuftmymghngf did not have such serious effects.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 18:05
#85
Granted it only causes foot
Granted it only causes foot rot to those who speak it's name.
I wish there where 2 Tuesdays in every week.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 20:34
#86
Granted,now we have 6 days of
Granted,now we have 6 days of school -.-
I wish I had a toilet.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 20:39
#87
Wishes everywhere!
The toilet gets diarrhea and poops all over you.
I wish for a corrupted wish. ( watcha gonna do now?)
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 20:42
#88
Granted, the wish gets
Granted, the wish gets corrupted then I watch what Im gonna do now.
I wish i had indian horses
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 21:45
#89
Granted, they fell on you and
Granted, they fell on you and trampled you
i wish i can finish things so fast, noone can see it
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 22:31
#90
Granted, Iamnone cant see
Granted, Iamnone cant see you.
Imeish i had a candle.
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 00:04
#91
...
Granted your limbs are now lit candles and slowly melt away as you watch in horror.
I wish i did not get dizzy.
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:47
#92
Granted you get no more
Granted you get no more warnings and just pass out.
I wish I could fly like a bird.
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 19:37
#93
...
Granted, you fly so high you pass out and regain consciousness right before you hit the ground...
I wish i could sleep at command.
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 19:46
#94
i broke the game :D i go my corrupted wish!
POOF :) you sleep forever until one condition is met, a toad kisses you.
i wish for world peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 22:40
#95
which world exactly?
Granted, everyone moves to mars and makes war!
I wish i dont have to poop.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 05:00
#96
Processing Thoughts of You Always
Granted. Your body builds up with excessive waste products so you die of blood poisoning.
Have a nice day~
I wish for more fresh yoghurt.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 05:13
#97
Granted you get fresh made
Granted you get fresh made yoghurt but it was made with old, sour milk.
I wish I was surfing right now.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 05:52
#98
Derp
Granted. You surf on the planet Giantoceansurfingwaterbeachsummerland. It has the best places to surf in the whole omnomnomniverse. It also is home of the Lotan, a seven headed sea dragon. It eats you. You are now somehow camped out in its stomach, like a character in a cartoon.
I wish that gangnam style was less known, so all the derpfaces would not ruin it.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 19:47
#99
i got a corrupted wish :D thats what i wished for...
ALAKAZAM! gangnam style is now little known, and you never even hear about it :(
I wish for iamnoone's cookie
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 04:43
#100
The cookie materializes in
The cookie materializes in your hand. I see this and punch you in the face so hard it pops out of your hand. I grab it and take it back.
I wish my days off wouldn't fly by so fast.
Is that a wish?
Your browser bugs out and now every time your browser blocks a pop up, a pop up comes up saying that it blocked a pop up.
I wish my laptop was now a windows 7 desktop, with top of the line graphics cards and everything. And it shall be the size of a normal desktop for humans, so it shall not crush me.
Edit: Second page. I will now proceed to play some dubstep.
Untz untz untz wub wub wub wub woah wubwub wheueh wub wub wub bow wow wubawubawubawub woah.