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Tea time with Zeke and Markus

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:43
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

They will presumingly come on this thread and talk

/sets up a table and pours two cups of tea

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:32
#1
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
Crashes the party

Hand over the tea leaves or the kettle gets it!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:41
#2
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
Ohhhhhh Noooooo! Take the

Ohhhhhh Noooooo! Take the leaves, take the whole box! Just don't hurt Kenny the kettle!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 04:19
#3
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Fear not! I will save you!

Squatty, I have a gun to your head. Surrender now, or watch your brains spill over the floor.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:10
#4
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
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Wait, you actually made this thread? xD

So Markus, do you actually have a Mad Bomber Set? Or are you a fraud?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:57
#5
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

*sips tea*
An excellent question, Zeke.
*takes another sip of tea*

I do not actually have a full Mad Bomber Set. However, I do own a Mad Bomber Helm.

When I first created this character, I simply wanted to use my second favorite nickname on an alt. I soon decided that I wanted a signature look and theme with my character. I had always admired the look of the mohawk accessories. With my name and my love for the head piece, the choice was clear: I would be a Roman. While the Mad Bomber Helm fits this theme, I never felt that the armor looked Roman enough. Thus, I am only half mad. Am I a fraud? You be the judge.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:12
#6
Theck's picture
Theck
Uh...

B...Banana?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:28
#7
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
Yes, we have a banana to go

Yes, we have a banana to go along with the tea.

*hands Theck a banana*

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:34
#8
Theck's picture
Theck
Oh!

Y-yes! A banana... I am not very fond of tea though.

*Takes the banana and unpeels it, eating happily*

Good banana though.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:41
#9
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

/double claps
We require sustenance. Bring us more bananas.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:57
#10
Theck's picture
Theck
Can do!

I shall be back!

*Comes back in hauling Bananas*

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:09
#11
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
Haha, I forgot about that one :D

Ah yes! We are being graced by the presence of the golden boomerangs of fiber. Let us sing their National Anthem.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:19
#12
Theck's picture
Theck
Music to my ears!

Such wonderful singing, though I much prefer their other work myself.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:45
#13
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

*sniff*
S-so *sniff* So beautiful! Some of the greatest singers of our time.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:15
#14
Theck's picture
Theck
Truly the best... Seems like

Truly the best... Seems like eveyone else is sleeping around here... The tea must be too relaxing.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:38
#15
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
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I see, I have now been enlightened. A truly magnificent story.
Doth thee have any questions for me?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:50
#16
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

*stirs tea*
Aye, I do. They call you Brother-Zeke. How, pray tell, came you by this name?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:00
#17
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Quite an interesting question, Markus.

Aye, I was but a wee lad, and I was swimming at Hilton Head....or somewhere similar to the sort. Anyway, I was in the four foot deep area, when suddenly, a revelation appeared to me: I was to call myself "Zeke." Thus, I remarked to my father that I wanted to be called Zeke. He added the prefix "Brother," and from that moment on I was Brother Zeke (brotherzeke, Brotherzeke, Brother-Zeke). I used that username for nearly every website- this included everything. My pop made a geocaching profile named Brother Zeke, in honor of me, and we are quite renown. In fact, we have over 1.4k finds. Anway, I digress. I became Brother Zeke from that moment on. And many years later, my Spiral Knights account was created on July, 2011. Thus Brother-Zeke, the SK'er, was born, and is still addicted (even more) to the game than he was from the start. If you want a list of all my random stuff... please go here: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198029651258/inventory/#99900_23...

Now, I bid you adieu, for a brief span of time.

P.S. Could you enlighten me as to how one adds a link using text?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:21
#18
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
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I did some chemical analysis on the tea leaves you folks kindly donated to me. They have been doped with a powerful hallucinogen. Anybody who has consumed the tea leaves will fall into a drunken stupor. Their brain will think they are enjoying tea and talking with friends when in actuality they are howling like deranged monkeys and drooling uncontrollably.
I have injected myself (via a serum I have developed) into your consciousness to bring you out of the trance. To free yourself from this illusion, you must kill yourself within the illusion. This will break the neural connections formed by the hallucinogen and bring your consciousness back into your own body.
Take these pills.
*pulls out a bottle of glowing blue pills*
Ingesting just one of them will cause instant death, returning your consciousness to the real world.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:29
#19
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

/appears out of nowhere

He's a liar, those are the wrong kind of pills

/pulls out red pills

These are the correct pills to get out of this trance that you arn't actually in

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:39
#20
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

Both of those pills look an awful lot like candy. My parents taught me to not take candy from strange wolvers and crystal blocks.

Certainly Zeke :D
First you [redacted]. Next you [redacted]. Following this you [redacted]. And finally, you [redacted]. There you go! Your link now displays the text instead of the URL!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:41
#21
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Oh, so I just need to [redacted], then [redacted], after I [redacted], leading to [redacted]?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:43
#22
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

Not quite. It's [redacted] then [redacted]. After that just switch [redacted] with [redacted] and you are all set.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:49
#23
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Ahhh, thanks. I understand it now.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:06
#24
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
Regarding [redacted]...

Just so we are clear, I was merely joking around and making reference to what is happening in that one thread in General Discussion. I wasn't going to leave you hanging and not tell you how to do it.

In the words of Aplauses from the Count to 5000 Game:

<[a href="website link">"words"<[/a>

Remove "[" and..

Ta da!

EDIT: Yes, I realize you figured out how to do it (your link is broken though), but I still posted this since I still owe you an answer.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:24
#25
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory

*takes a blue pill*
*wakes up*

"GASP! What just happened!?"

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 17:11
#26
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

This!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:32
#27
Draycos's picture
Draycos

I wasn't invited, but I'm here anyway.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:02
#28
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

Welcome Draycos! Here is a cup of tea.
*hands Draycos a tea cup*
Help yourself to the cream, sugar, honey, or whatever you would like to add to the tea :D

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:03
#29
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

You never offered ME tea.
*murders Markus*

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:14
#30
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

You forget that I have bodyguards.
Besides, I thought you were just interested in popping pills.
/double claps
Bring Captain-Llama some tea immediately!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:19
#31
Draycos's picture
Draycos

You just gave me a teacup. How am I supposed to drink tea when there is no tea? :(

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:32
#32
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

*pours tea into Draycos' teacup*
Head over to the pastry bar for cakes and other goodies :D

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:08
#33
Draycos's picture
Draycos

All is good in the world.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 03:34
#34
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Wait, why should we give Llama tea when he tried to kill you?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 05:50
#35
Atlas-Snowcap's picture
Atlas-Snowcap
...

Because we're going to spike the tea, Zeke! Get with the program here!

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 07:26
#36
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Markus, this tea is delicious. Mmmm, it tastes like rhino sedative....
*passes out*

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:15
#37
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
☺

/cheer

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:38
#38
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

*sips tea*
I trust everyone is enjoying the tea and other snacks.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:41
#39
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

I feel tired now.
*uses Markus-Aurelius as a teddy bear*

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:47
#40
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

0_o

Okay... Looks like I am going to be stuck here for awhile.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:49
#41
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke

/me wrenches Llama from Markus.
FREED

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 14:52
#42
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

Thank you, Zeke.
Perhaps we should give Llama a real teddy bear so he can still sleep soundly.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 15:14
#43
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Pretty kitty!
*Pats Brother-Zeke, then grabs him and snuggles with him*

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 15:27
#44
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

Uh-oh
*pulls Zeke from Llama*
Here, take a Gremlin stuffed animal. Or have a plush Snipe toy.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 15:30
#45
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

*Grips the necks of Markus and Zeke in an iron grip, and snuggles with both of them*

Yay! TWO STUFFEHS!

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 16:22
#46
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

I hereby BAN Llama from this thread. Because, it is teatime with "Zeke and Markus," we don't need meanies who kill/snuggle with us.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 16:32
#47
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

You have no authority!

*snuggles with Zeke*

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 17:47
#48
Atlas-Snowcap's picture
Atlas-Snowcap
...

Are-

Are you guys okay there...?

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 17:58
#49
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Atlas, hide while you still can! Anything that looks like an animal or a toy will be strangled until squeezed to death by Llama.

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 18:11
#50
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

HEY, NO ONE SNUGGLES WITH MARKUS AND ZEKE BUT ME

/throws Llama out the window and snuggles with Markus and Zeke for a bit

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