I really don't play SK that much at all, but when I do, I use my main who I created this thread with
Tea time with Zeke and Markus
Wait, Deleted-Knight [auto-target, right] is friends with me? Darn you forum alts
Although our names are in the title, I hope people don't think that the thread is some sort of exclusive club --it's open to everyone!
Maybe we should change the name of the thread to "Tea Time with Zeke, Markus, and Friends" or maybe "Tea Time with Friends" or something.
I barely play SK anymore. If and when I play, I typically use a different account.
@Markus
My play schedule is kind of like yours now. Game gets rather boring after you beat all the missions. I don't even have it installed at the moment.
@Zeke
If you do some digging you may find out who my main account is. There are some old threads where people referred to me by my old forum name (prior to Auto-Target). TBH, I'm not 100% sure if we are officially friends, but we definitely knew each other in Lockdown.
Tea Time with Happy Tree Friends!
Haha, let's not go there :P
I think I agree with Zeke; that sounds like too much work :P
Can you just like, mail me IG from Deleted-Knight with the name? xD
@Deleted-Knight or @Auto-Target or whatever:
I don't have an alt-account, I just go through periods of playing the game and then taking long breaks.
I have 5 accounts, this one is steam, and the other four through the website for alt trolling purposes. (1 knight on each but one has two) 3*, 3*, 1*, 1*, 0*
@Zeke
Sorry, not going to make it easy. As far as you know, I'm just an Aim-Bot that is trolling you. Also, wow 5 separate accounts! How do you have so many email addresses? I have only one account. There's three knights on the account though: Main, Forum, Alt
@Markus
But the name sounds so kid friendly!
@Atlas
It may also be due to time zone differences. I live on the West Coast.
My introduction to Happy Tree Friends was when I watched a FineBros video.
"This sounds innocent and cute. I wonder what it's abo..."
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@Deleted-Knight
I use the same email...I think.
@HappyTreeFriends
I first discovered this when I was like, six. 'nuff said.
Let's just say my first time with HTF involved a steam iron and a cake mixer.
Pi, shouldn't you show that the Tea Cafe is open now? Rather than having it still say "Tea Time with Zeke and Markus", it should say something like "Tea Time Cafe"
Why are we having tea without crumpets? Waiter, fetch me a plateful of your best crumpets please!
... Wait, what did you guys do with my bag of sugar?
I think everything is in storage. No problem, I'll send my sprite for them.
*points toward pantry*
Sprite! We need crumpets and a bag of sugar, please.
*calls to the Sprite*
Can it be My bag? It has an ice crystal design on it.
@Sonosuke
But since it's called Tea time with Zeke and Markus it makes me feel special. c;
And I'd like a new teabag, sprite, this one has lost its flavor after all these months.
Alrighty, the sprite had a difficult time finding everything, but he managed to get all the items. We have two jumbo platters of crumpets for everyone to dig into.
Sonosuke, we have recovered your ice crystal sugar bag; we are happy to report it is intact and has not been tampered with.
Zeke, here is a fresh tea bag, so you can drink some hot, fresh tea.
The sprite also brought a full container of tea bags for everyone else, so make yourself a fresh cup!
oooOOOoooOOooo i'M a GHOOOooooOOooost
i'M baaack from the DEEEEEAD
Been there, done that, Draycos. Get in line.
*sticks head in the door*
What kind of tea guys?
I like iced tea better than hot tea. Got any ice?
What kind of tea guys?
From the looks of the pantry, we have a very large assortment of teas --pretty much whatever you want. We also have several drones, so we can pick up anything we don't have.
Got any ice?
Yep! *snaps finger* Sprite! A bucket of ice for this good knight, please.
*Open the door slowly*
May I come in? Oh hey a seat!
*Rush into the seat*
Can I have a cup of hot coffee? Oh and a sleeping pill as well?
Oh dear, it seems like I've missed a lot! Would anyone want some *ehem* deeply browned bananas cooked with the finest jelly sugar? It has also been skewered for hygiene and for practicing skirmishes. With others. I also have Royal Jelly Iced Tea in my briefcase, if you gentlemen (and laaaaadies) would like.
That seems a bit demanding, the way you're ordering around that Sprite. Still, glad to know more people are coming in. Hot coffee w/ a sleeping pill on the side, coming up. *passes both to Thowards*
We've been fine. Recently, I've been saying how empty Tea Time Cafe has been, what with only five regulars and the owner.
Anywho, who wants sugar with their tea?
I would like a cup of Oolong tea please.
Graggh!! Where in the name of Tinkinzar did all these Knights come from?!
*strokes Atlas's face* Brother....
The real question is where all these Sonosukes came from
What do you mean? There's only two of me.
Depends on what you mean by "real".
If you mean the original, then that would be me.
If you mean the currently used in-game, then it's Darkfang Sono.
*looks at one Sonosuke, then the other*
...
Everyone else is seeing this, right...?
@Draycos Lazy, busy, and lazy.
@Thowardz We have a direct line to the poison control center if you need it with your tea and pills.
@Green-Neko Oohh, I would like some of that Royal Jelly Iced Tea, please!
@Holy-Nightmare One cup of Oolong tea coming right up!
*double claps* Sprite! Prepare a pot of Oolong tea for the guests, please!
@Atlas Yes, I see it. We are going to need another teacup and saucer....
*Sneaks into thread*
*Slips on a puddles and dies*
*Sinks into the ground*
So... no one even questions how he sank into the ground. Okay.
Kinda reminds me of my first death. Getting run over by a train was quite the experience.
"So... no one even questions how he sank into the ground. Okay."
I died so hard that the funeral just couldn't happen.
Let this be a lesson, kids. Never sneak into a thread since you never know where the puddles are.
It is curious that he sank into the ground... Perhaps the concrete had not finished curing?
"It is curious that he sank into the ground... Perhaps the concrete had not finished curing?"
It's quite simple really.
I slipped so hard that I broke the speed of light, fast-fowarding time to the point that the ground simply didn't exist anymore.
Upon slowing down I somehow reversed time, and I am now stuck in the concrete.
Forever a dead Gremlin.
Concrete? I thought we were in the wilderness and Pi was making a road back to the city.
Anyways, *starts digging through my waist pouch* Pocky?
"Concrete? I thought we were in the wilderness and Pi was making a road back to the city."
I BROUGHT GIFTS OF CIVILIZATION
BUT SLIPPED IN THEM
NOW I'M DEAD
I'm friends with Zeke on my main account (actually idk if I still am...). I've seen Sonosuke around haven on a different account. Never seen Markus, Pi, or Atlas. Maybe they use different accounts to play like me.