*hands Markus the box with one sticking out*
Tea time with Zeke and Markus
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 18:12
#352
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 18:30
#353
*Sips tea pensively*
So what are your thoughts on the meaning of life?
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 18:37
#354
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
@Deleted-Knight 42
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:34
#355
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Life has no meaning. It's just one thing after another in a series of unfortunate events leading up to death.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 06:35
#356
Hmmmm...
Life is, if I do say so myself, full of Trojan dung. I said it. Trojan. DUNG.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 08:56
#357
Someone should mop up that puddle of tea before someone sli-
Nevermind.
RIP in peace, Mystigryx.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 11:48
#358
My thoughts on life.....
*finishes tea, and lights a Stogie*
Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.......
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 15:31
#359
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@Sir-Crazee-Pi
Well said, finally read that book like a month ago.
Mon, 09/15/2014 - 10:25
#360
Meaning of life
Earn CE.
Mon, 09/15/2014 - 14:07
#361
Excuse me.
May I please share your wonderful tea and fancy pastries?
Mon, 09/15/2014 - 15:27
#362
Yes, please join us, Iamnoone! Help yourself to whatever we have; if there is something we dont have out, I can send the sprite to check the storage rooms. Also, be careful of the puddle there --we already had an accident.
Mon, 09/15/2014 - 16:28
#363
Erm...
If I may ask, what kind of accident occured?
Mon, 09/15/2014 - 16:43
#364
~jumps for joy~
/pours a cup of tea and takes a few butter cookies.
Don't worry about the puddle. I saw it and put a piece of spongecake in it. Then a wolver ate the wet cake and wha la, puddle be gone.
Only problem is what to do with the wolver.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 06:38
#365
*pulls out mega magnus*
If
*pulls out mega magnus*
If anyone wants to keep the wolver speak now....
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:29
#366
Well, a gremlin ran in here without looking where he was going, slipped, and died.
Sure, let's keep the wolver; we can try and make it a mascot.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:00
#367
"Well, a knight ran in here
"Well, a knight ran in here without looking where he was going, slipped, and died."
*Slowly rises from the ground*
Greeeeeemliiiiiin
*Sinks backs down*
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:14
#368
@ Markus Alright then you
@ Markus Alright then you get to clean up after it....
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:31
#369
@Mystigryx Ooppps! Sorry, I haven't been wearing my glasses like I should.
@Holy-Knightmare Nvm then....
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:51
#370
*watches Mystigryx*
We should probably move that Grim Totem thing out of here. It's not exactly great decor, and it seems to be... affecting some of the customers.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 12:56
#371
Time to take care of the wolver...
*Takes out wolver biscut, shoves it into Mega Magnus barrel and shoots it out the door*
Ok now the wolver is gone.
@ Atlas
He's not an undead yet, first he needs a necromancer to bring him back, and my services in that field are extremely expensive and require payment in full before my services are required (before you're dead that is)....
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 14:33
#372
@Holy-Nightmare
No no no, you need to either use a Beast UV'd Callahan or an Iron Slug with Beast UV's. Otherwise he'll just warp back behind you. The 5*'s flinch is scary and the beast UV adds a bit of skunk stench to repel them.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 16:01
#373
I didn't try to kill the
I didn't try to kill the thing, I shot a wolver biscuit out the door so it would leave.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 16:23
#374
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Yeah, but shooting a biscuit= a treat, and it would build up a dependency and come back. And I never said I wanted to kill it, I love wolvers. Just gotta shoot them for discipline every now and then.
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 16:26
#375
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I can bring him back. I'm an expert on bringing people back from the dead. Well, mostly me but you get the point.
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 02:25
#376
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills And Caffeine Pills.
*Show up to the room*
I have a slave gremlin mender for you guys. I hope it won't resist us thought.
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 04:33
#377
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
*looks at Atlas and Myst* Uh....
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 04:39
#378
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills And Caffeine Pills.
What?
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 06:31
#379
*awkward cough*
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 06:41
#380
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
(Coincidentally, we're talking about slaves in class right now)
*changing the topic voice* Alright, who wants sugar cubes?
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 07:18
#381
/looks at the sugar cube.
It
/looks at the sugar cube.
It isn't laced is it?
/drops the cube in her tea.
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 07:59
#382
"I have a slave gremlin mender for you guys. I hope it won't resist us thought."
*Furious glare*
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 09:54
#383
Well... Things.... Are getting interesting in here.
Hey! What you guys and gals think about this shirt? Pretty nifty, right?
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 11:01
#384
Looks pretty sweet. I'm impressed with how much detail they managed to get into the design.
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 11:58
#385
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Speaking of shirts, woot.com shirts have really gone downhill. I miss you Nevermore < / 3 (<--not spaced rendered it invisible)
Wed, 09/17/2014 - 19:47
#386
Oh hai zeke. Imma drop in out of no where. :3
Zekey... you left me no choice...
For deciding to not let me poke you in Haven last time we met...
And forgetting to add some sugar lumps in my tea when I was about to say something before you decided to log off..
You shall get....
My intensified NOSE POKING!
/pokes with nose
/Watches as Brother-Zeke is washed with the feelings of poking pleasure
Thu, 09/18/2014 - 17:32
#387
§
That was quite terrifying... good thing your nose isn't as long as this guy's is.
Thu, 09/18/2014 - 18:44
#388
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I have no idea what laced sugar cubes even are, so no.
These are sorta-fresh (it's been like a week in-character) homemade sugar cubes made straight from sugar canes. *sips tea* So if there's something of a bitter taste, then that explains it.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 05:15
#389
@Sonosuke
Laced means that it's had drugs/other nasty substances applied to it. Kinda like spiking a drink. Perhaps Iamnoone's paranoid about assassins or something.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 07:24
#390
@ Sonsuke
Tea is bitter, that is why you put sugar in it.
*sips hot sugarless tea like a man*
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 08:00
#391
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I was talking about the sugar itself.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 17:07
#392
Nose picking? Laced sugar
Nose picking? Laced sugar cubes?
/sits in the corner sipping hot water.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 18:47
#393
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
I everyone, I have come out of my hole I dug myself into while you all had teatime to ask you a very important question that could impact the future of the world. Who is better, Hades or Satan?
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 18:59
#394
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
*flips revolver into hand and shoots next to Pi* Dammit, I missed!
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 19:14
#395
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
/looks at Sonosukes
Wha- What did I do?
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 19:20
#396
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
You left us for how long and then come back asking that question! *wastes remaining bullets around Pi* Geez, I hate using pistols.
Just now, I learned that you Can look like you're having an orgasm while playing the guitar.
Fri, 09/19/2014 - 21:59
#397
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
/Clippy appears
It seems you are shooting Crazee Pi. Would you like some help with that?
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 06:36
#398
@ Sonosuke
This is SK, we don't have limited ammo......
Regardless shooting people isn't the answer....
Take this broom here... lube up the handle really good... I'll bend Crazee Pi over... and just sweep him out the door!
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 11:01
#399
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Never!
/crawls back into hole and watches everyone here
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 11:12
#400
Hey guys, what's going o-*Slips on some bullet shells, crashes head-first onto the floor, gets knocked out*
@Sono Oh, yeah, that's right... Well in that case /shrug
Also, yes, I would like one, Sonosuke. :D