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Tea time with Zeke and Markus

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Sat, 09/20/2014 - 12:31
#401
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
We need to buy a Roomba.....

We need to buy a Roomba.....

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 15:04
#402
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

Vog- You just died!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:14
#403
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
Everybody gets one....

Yeah, and I revived him when you weren't looking...

Everybody gets one...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 12:43
#404
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Back into my post on weekdays never post weekends mode.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:10
#405
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Are you a zekeday worrier?

Are you a zekeday worrier?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:40
#406
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
(Checking SK forums around a week later derp)

@Zeke

My nose ain't that big.... ITS HUGE! Check out THIS fine penguin showing off dat gator~ :3

(This was like back in July... walls 'n stuff up to date. Also that's a 3Ds since I don't own a phone. :L)

http://prntscr.com/4q3hl1

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 16:47
#407
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
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So is that you modeling it?

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 07:31
#408
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
So Kawaii

He's in a penguin suit, so cute....

This is how I model

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 15:20
#409
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

@Iamnoone Haha! That's really good :D

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 19:22
#410
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

/runs in on a pogo stick

Help! I'm being chased by myself, myself wants to kill meeeeeeeeeee!

/hides in the basement

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 19:23
#411
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Pipipipipi
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

/runs in looking around franticly

WhErE iS hE?!?!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 07:51
#412
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

*shoots the counter* Y'know, I never understood why I got a gun. *shoots several more areas around the basement door* I have the worst aim.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 14:40
#413
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
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*Slowly lowers a shield*
DUDE
SERIOUSLY
STOP SHOOTING EVERYTHING

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 16:42
#414
Atlas-Snowcap's picture
Atlas-Snowcap

*is holding just the handle of a now-shattered teacup*

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 16:51
#415
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
Time to add more profundity

Should an everyday citizen be allowed to own semi-automatic fire arms? Ignore established laws and whatnot. Just consider the issue from an ethical stand point. (If you were the absolute ruler of a country, would you let non-law enforcement/military people to own them?)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:03
#416
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Holy-Nightmare
/shrug

I'm an undead Warlock, bullets don't work on me that well....

*holds out what's left of a stogie*

You do owe me a new cigar now though...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:27
#417
Tehepicwin's picture
Tehepicwin
/me walks inside.

What a weird but amazing tea party we are having here! Mind if I join the party?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:58
#418
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

/opens the basement door slightly so that my other self can't see me then shushes Sonosukes.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:58
#419
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

Oh, don't worry about the teacup, Atlas. I remember Pi having a whole shipment dumped by the jelly dunk-tank

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 13:54
#420
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
@ Bee Zee

Bro, if I was modeling, I'd have to be @ the levels of Ring-A-Ding.

I got 2 photos back then that's about just chillin' is all.

http://prntscr.com/4sg0p7

This one with one of my weegee plushes too. :P

http://prntscr.com/4sg0y6

Yet seriously man...

/Picks up 5 Lb weight.

Do you...

/Looks at weight in flipper.

Even...

/Lifts high in the air and another 5 Lb weight pops up.

LIFT?!

Yeeeeeeeah you better recognise this TUFF penguin. :>

/Sees their Piplup waddling by and picks them up

My Piplup named Napoleon can agree as well, can ya Napoleon?

/Puts Napoleon on bicep

Napoleon: Pip pip lup!

Ha ha, ha ha ha yes! I can wrestle with a Machoke if I ever wanted to.

Oh....

Hellooooooooo Chicks~! Look at them swooning over my strength as a penguin. They can't handle this Ice Ice Baby right here~!

/Suddenly hears rustling coming from underneath the bed

Oh... Oh nose... oh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL NOES.

/Turns around quickly and sees terrible childhood memories came from underneath the bed

Well, I'm out of this room. RETURN TO BASE OF MY ROOM!

/Throws down giant Bakugan Draco in front as a distraction.

/Runs out of room to get to Home base where my laptop awaits

/Finally settles down onto the bed matress in my room after running away

Phew... That was a close one. I almost fell for the Disney game of which I rarely speak of.

So anyways, what's up in this party after that event I've had?

/Sips on a cup of semi-warm Mango tea

(BTW, I took those pics just a while ago so yeeeeeeah... :S)

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 18:34
#421
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
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Can I get a tl;dr of those links?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 05:59
#422
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
@ Bee Zee

http://prntscr.com/4j5zea

Nah man, you try finding yourself on making the link longer via url maker sites; I just keep getting websites about making it larger with those TMDB (That's my d***, bro) jokes all around and don't like that all over my nook history. :p

Or do the more successful yet more work steps;

http://www.caloriegate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Underpants-Gnomes-...

1. Copy image with right click/holding down and saving to files

2. Post the pic with a title on a website via Imageshack, DArt, imgur, etc

3. Make sure the title and descriptions are tl;dr wise

4. ?????????

5. Profit.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:56
#423
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

Spring starts posting on this ---> People stop posting on this.

Coincidence?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:01
#424
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
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"Spring starts posting on this ---> People stop posting on this."

B-but penguins scare me. ;_;

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:55
#425
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak

my recon shield ran out!
/e uses maskeraith to resume hiding

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 17:38
#426
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Brother-Zeke
§

This thread follows strict gremlin logic; you wouldn't have had a "recon shield", nor would you have had a Maskeraith. You simply have a cloak, being an undercover ghostmane stalker (assumed from your avatar) and/or follower of Herex and whatnot.. And those cloaks don't run out, unless you're hit.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 18:57
#427
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
YOU GOT AN ACHIEVMENT!!!

*Throws cigar away.... It hits Oohnorak and he bursts into flames.....*

I get this?

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 04:23
#428
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak

as i stated I work with the knights, and have acquired both a maskeraith and I usually use recon

I use remedy capsule to stop fire and just use a ghostmane cloak, because that doesnt run out,"quickly hides in a new spot

I just want to spectate in peace!

(sidenote: herex is crazier than seerus, not going near him) l

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 07:14
#429
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
*lights another cigar to throw at Oohnorak*

Am I not clear enough?

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 11:25
#430
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak

/e gets his shield ready to block

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 11:43
#431
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
­

*Clutches wrench wand tightly*

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 14:19
#432
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

This is getting too violent, I just want to share a scintillating conversation with my dear friend, Markus-Aurelius.

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 14:57
#433
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak, call me by that name

at least im not trying to light people on fire

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 16:11
#434
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
I'm done being serious. Time to revel in insanity.

Hey, what the fudge are you doing?! *manages to shoot the cigar out of Holy's hand* Too much violence right now, come on!

... *sips tea* ... I needed that.

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:13
#435
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
Old TF2 instincts...

I don't trust guys that turn invisible....

Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:16
#436
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
what what

I just want to sit down and have a nice cup of tea, but already I've died and have been shot at multiple times.
Cradle is such a bad place to live in.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:03
#437
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
Sudden pop quiz because BZ is questioning my internet life. :o

When Spring is speaking/typing and posting comments/replies on any type of website, everyone goes silent because;

A) He/She is a penguin with insane stories

B) Spring's Nook is cursed to forever give people a short phase of silence (And he/she is using it now to type this reply)

C) He/She left Spiral Knights for a while now and started to play diffrent games like Pokemon TCGO and everyone then left the forums here silent

D) There needs to be a great silence for a person whom holds the power greater than or equal to the swag/beefy jerkys of Gary MF Oak

E) Mentioning of Underpants Gnomes reminds people that S18 of SP is airing (3rd episode went on air yesterday for me; Eric(a) Cartman's 1st visit to his(her) personal restroom and saying it's just like home. xD)

F) Whenever I type casually, everyone takes me too seriously them when not rediculous

G) All of the above

H) Other

Also, this tea party is turning into a fight party. Now if you exscuse me, I shall take a ride in a 5-starred exspress and have some Earl Grey while waiting for the full circle of the tracks.

http://asset-1.soup.io/asset/5264/1895_17f9.gif

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:05
#438
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
Next time will be messier...

*takes Sonosukes gun and 2 stogies worth of CR, shoots Crazee Pi's evil twin, throws the body out the door*

There.... No one is after Crazee Pi, Sonosukes doesn't have a gun, and I'm going to go burn (or bury) a dead body after I go get some smokes....

If trouble shows up again and I will deal with it.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:59
#439
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak, call me by that name

well now that the violence seems to have died down ill find a hiding spot closer to the group

/e carefully moves to a closer spot

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:26
#440
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

Not really, Holy just shot me and threw me out the door. Could someone open the door again so I can come in and die on the floor?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:00
#441
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
im vohtarak, call me by that name

sure /e opens door
now please die about 10 feet away from me, its hard to hide when people r next to u looking at a body

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:48
#442
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
I'm back!

I brought donuts

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 18:16
#443
Brother-Zeke's picture
Brother-Zeke
§

I donut carrot all about those "donuts"

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:55
#444
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
@ HNnnnnnnnn

Better have a Pumpkin Cheesecake donut in there; I would loaf to have it. :)

@ Pi

Everybody walk the dinosaur~

/Opens the door and gets on the floor, and then walks the dinosaur

... also, I'm sworries cause idk why. Just need to be said for no reason. :S

It's a Penguin thing.

/Shrug

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 15:57
#445
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

I hope everyone is doing well and... Oh. Well, it seems like things got a little out of hand.... Um, more tea, anyone?

Deleted-Knight wrote: Should an everyday citizen be allowed to own semi-automatic fire arms?

Yes, I believe they should. It is much easier to trample on the rights of an unarmed people than those who posses the means to defend themselves --It provides a check on tyranny.

@Crazee-Pi No! Please don't die, Pi! We need a medic over here! Pi, we need you to help us get more baked goods! Here --take these health capsules!

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 12:58
#446
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
@ Markus

I didn't kill Crazee-Pi I killed the guy that was trying to kill him....

@ Spring

Did you want the one with Pumpkin cheesecake icing or the one with Pumpkin icing and cheesecake filling?

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 14:00
#447
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
@ HNnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Hmmm... well, I would most definitely take the one with pumpkin icing and cheesecake filling, yet is there a reverse of the latter? :P

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 14:50
#448
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

@Holy I'll take one with cheesecake icing and pumpkin filling

What? I am the guy that was trying to kill me.

/crawls back in

It's... too... late... Tell my wife and children I love them. Oh wait, I don't have any. Tell Muffins then, ignore any biting or foam at the mouth you might see in Muffins. Trust me, it's nothing, I think he gets into my whip cream or something. And I die now!

/crawls behind the stage where I die

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 16:51
#449
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
Almost to page ten!

@Holy-Nightmare After re-reading some of the posts, I see what you are talking about. We have multiple Pies running around.

@Tehepicwin-Forum Yes, join us! No need to ask by the way. Everyone is welcome --just drop in!

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 16:57
#450
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
I'm done being serious. Time to revel in insanity.

Pi, Nooo- wait....

*pulls Pi's ghost out from behind stage*

Nailed it.

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