Spiral Knights - Machinauts: Far Side of Cradle

Machinauts: Far Side of Cradle - A stat-based RP

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Fri, 06/02/2017 - 20:40

#3851

Doctorspacebar

Whew!

(( Unfortunately, after a 12 hour drive home I'm too tired to get the next post up tonight. I'll see you all tomorrow!))

Sat, 06/03/2017 - 06:10

#3852

Xaurian

DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!!

INTERMISSION

Ignem: "When are we going to get to the surprise?"

Me: "In like 8492 more pages, Ignem."

Ignem: "But...that doesn't make any sen-"

Me: "Oh, I know what doesn't make sense...the terrible fusion of SHODAN and Wheatley doing all sorts of SCIENCE due to being bored of being code and then somehow botching that up so badly it created a whole new character."

Ignem: "...WHAT."

Johanson: "It's true. It is nice to see you've picked up the pace on the art, though - after all, who else could do a portrait of myself that wel-"

*WHACK!*

Ignem: "You almost made me attack myself and send a nonsense intermission laced with complete nonsense and red herrings!"

Me: "There goes the fourth wall." *sigh* "Again."

Ignem: "Besides, why do you have the Necronomicon? What are you going to do with it!? IS IT APOCREAN IN NATURE?!"

Johanson: "It's a bootleg. You see, the actual article does not exist and is a work of fiction, but replications exist. This bootleg was translated from the original language it was written in into another language, and then another, and then another..."

Me: "How many times was it even translated?"

Johanson: "You'd know the answer already."

Me: "Wait. Lemme look at the script again."

*Beat.*

Me: "TRANSLATED 8492 TIMES?!?!?"

Ignem: "What is it with you and the 8492nd number? Does it exist to begin with?"

Johanson: "It would be better to say that the 8492nd does not exist."

Me: "Okay, but why though? What was past me thinking? Was I drinking furniture polish when I came up with this?"

Johanson: "...truly an enigma for the ages."

Me: "Let's never speak of this again."

END OF INTERMISSION IS THE END OF META JOKES

(Soon enough, I shall unveil the secrets of for_its_eyes_only.rar. The revelations within will be damning and finally answer the question of who created Ignem and why. Needless to say, you will question my state of mind after all is said and done.)

Sat, 06/03/2017 - 20:51

#3853

Doctorspacebar

You hear a slight *boom* in the distance, back where the beast was before. That was most likely Edolas's Gravitant Rocket, landing where the Beast was.

The Crusaders' Hospitallers that remain are quick to patch you up as you all ascend the stairs into the Great Hall, before following their comrades at arms to the back of the Citadel. Then the last Crusader steps out of view. A peace seems to settle over Stark Citadel.

"Well then. You all get a break. What we'll have you do next is stand by while the POL units wait for the right time to drop the information we've found. There's probably a lot of places you could go, but I'm thinking Basil would be happy to get acquainted with the Crowns you found. Ideally, he's put together the Recipes that 22B ordered for the Guard Force. They're Trinkets, if you're wonde-"

And then, everything around you is still. Time has once again stopped for you, and color seems to vanish from the surroundings. The Mirror Knight is back.

"...you... survived?"

Once again, what seems to be a Machinaut clad in reflective armor and bearing a shield like a mirror stands before you. H has caught up with you, and time has not stopped it. It stares at the Mirror Knight, and for a brief instant, you think you see the form of another knight where H stands.

"...Brother." The Mirror Knight lowers its sword and turns its shield aside. "I cannot... resist them. You... are free. Live... free..."

H seems to quiver. A drop of the ooze that it's composed of falls from its face to the floor. Is it...

"And... stop... me..."

H shakes its head... \.\.and then it nods, seeming to steel itself for battle.

The Mirror Knight raises its sword. "Advance... Force. And... newcomer. One... last... fight!"

-Victory Conditions-
=Defeat the Mirror Knight!
-OPTIONAL: Do not destroy any of the Banners (Reward: 10000 Crowns) [COMPLETE!]

-Pending Effects-

-Buffs and Debuffs-

-Field Effects-

-Loot-
-1500 Crowns
-3 4* Alchemical Bases
-Spark of Life

Stark Citadel Great Hall
LINKS TO: Gatehouse (if Rubble A in Gatehouse is cleared)
LINKS TO: Crystal Cave
LINKS TO: South Banner Hall (if Portcullis in South Banner Hall is open)
LINKS TO: North Banner Hall (Thanks, Mr. Tortodrone!)

Karilius's Orb #? [A0|B0|R0] HP --/--
{Examine: Just a tug on that feather will activate whatever the orb's there for.}

ALLIED:

H - 236C/2800 HP
A-10 | B-2 | R-8
1200 Nrm | 1200 Prc | 1200 Ele | 1200 Shd | Row 0
))) Liberation (6 ACC, 7 ROF, 8x400 Nameless, Good Chance of Moderate Fire)
))) Base Down (2 ACC, 1 shot, temporarily lowers base of target's health, absorbs 75% HP from anything with an incompatible digit)
))) Repeat (On using one attack, use the same attack again with a -2 turn order)
))) Rebel Yell (Heals one target for 1 HP, lowered by all four defenses)

HOSTILE:

Mirror Knight [A --|B --|R --] - HP 30000/15000 | -- Nrm | -- Prc | -- Ele | -- Shd
[] Mirror Shield (100%/100% HP | -- Def)
{Mirror: You glimpse yourself. | Mirror Darkly: At the end of the turn, uses an action that was used on that turn selected at random; cannot use Liberation or Rebel Yell | Adaptation: Cannot be Knocked Down}

HOSTILE (Earlier):

Eldritch Eyes A...G: ???/???

Eldritch Eyes G down! (-1747, Fire from Mute's Fog of Demise)

Ordo Lichen I down! (-560, Gil Tortodrone's Stomp)

Ordo Lichen J down! (-991, Heraldic Armor A's Ancient Spear)

Ordo Lichen K down! (-1842, Fire from Mute's Fog of Demise)

Eldritch Eyes E down! (-2853, Fire from Mute's Fog of Demise)

Eldritch Eyes F down! (-899, Gil Tortodrone's Stomp)

Ordo Lichen G down! (-2242, KV-103's Eviscerator)

Ordo Lichen H down! (-410, Ancient Crusader B's Ancient Spear)

Eldritch Eyes A down! (-784, KV-103's Forceful Energy Halberd)

Eldritch Eyes B down! (-650, Heraldic Armor A's Ancient Spear)

Eldritch Eyes C down! (-719, KV-103's Forceful Energy Halberd)

Eldritch Eyes D down! (-535, Heraldic Armor A's Ancient Spear)

HOSTILE (Engaging Crusaders):

Eldritch Eyes A down!

Eldritch Eyes B down!

Eldritch Eyes C down!

Röd Pillar
{This pillar has carved engravings of flames and swords | Indentation: There's an indent in the pillar that's about the size of the Crimsonite Key.}

Grön Pillar
{This pillar has carved engravings of falling snow and wild Wolvers | Indentation: There's an indent in the pillar that's about the size of the Valestone Key.}

Blå Pillar
{This pillar has carved engravings of gears and stylized bolts of lightning | Indentation: There's an indent in the pillar that's about the size of the Moonstone Key.}

Stark Citadel - Beast's Sanctum
LINKS TO: Crystal Cave

HOSTILE:

Corrupted Overlichen - Down! (-3070, KV-103's Eviscerator)

Apocrean Observer A down! (-1764, Edolas's Mega Gravitant Rocket)

Apocrean Observer B down! (-1678, Edolas's Mega Gravitant Rocket)

Apocrean Observer C down! (-1003, Edolas's Mega Gravitant Rocket)

Stark Citadel - Eastern Gatehouse
LINKS TO: Northeast Corridor
LINKS TO: Southeast Corridor
LINKS TO: Great Hall (if Rubble A in Gatehouse is cleared)

Rubble A [A0|B0|R0] | HP 15000/15000 | 1000 Nrm | 8000 Prc | 1000 Ele | 1000 Shd | Row 0 | 10% damage from Swords and Guns
{It's rubble: I mean seriously, since when does rubble attack you?}

Karilius's Orb #1 [A0|B0|R0] HP --/--
{Examine: Just a tug on that feather will activate whatever the orb's there for.}

Frozen Shambler A down! (-2968, Thrynn's Lumberdirk)

Frozen Shambler B down! (-653, Thrynn's Lumberdirk)

Frozen Shambler C down! (-1065, Thrynn's Lumberdirk)

Undead Hunting Wolver A down! (-369, Lightbulb's Cannonball)

Stark Citadel - Northeast Corridor

???

Stark Citadel - Southeast Corridor
LINKS TO: Gatehouse
LINKS TO: Southeast Servants' Quarters
LINKS TO: Southeast Tower

Heraldic Armor A [A6|B10|R2] HP --/--
{Examine: The armor's right hand is extended, as if it is requesting something... a weapon, maybe? | Interactable}

Heraldic Armor B [A6|B10|R2] HP --/--
{Examine: The armor's right hand is extended, as if it is requesting something... a weapon, maybe? | Interactable}

Heraldic Armor C [A6|B10|R2] HP --/--
{Examine: The armor's right hand is extended, as if it is requesting something... a weapon, maybe? | Interactable}

Stark Citadel - Northeast Corridor
LINKS TO: Gatehouse
LINKS TO: Northeast Armory
LINKS TO: Northeast Tower

Stark Citadel - Northeast Armory
LINKS TO: Northeast Corridor

HOSTILE:
Beast-Tamer Zombie down! (-2558, Thrynn's Spat-o-War)

Undead Hunting Wolver A down! (-364, Mute's Heavy Splinter Bomb)

Undead Hunting Wolver B down! (-1062, KV-103's Grand Flourish by Heraldic Armor B)

Notorious Kleptolisk A down! (-275, Mute's Heavy Splinter Bomb)

Notorious Kleptolisk B down! (-275, Mute's Heavy Splinter Bomb)
NEUTRAL:
Weapon Crate | HP --/--
{Spears: This weapon crate contains spears. Maybe you can pick one up and throw it, or perhaps...}

Weapon Crate | HP --/--
{Spears: This weapon crate contains spears. Maybe you can pick one up and throw it, or perhaps...}

Stark Citadel - Northeast Tower
LINKS TO: Northeast Corridor
LINKS TO: Northeast Banner Hall

Heart Block C dropped 7 Hearts!

Stark Citadel - North Banner Hall

Torch A | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch B | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch C | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch D | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch E | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch F | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | Actually disguised North Lever A | Up}

Torch G | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | Actually disguised North Lever B | Up}

Torch H | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Stark Citadel - North Secret Passage: Part A
LINKS TO: North Banner Hall (when North Lever A (Torch F) is down)
LINKS TO: North Secret Passage: Part B (when North Lever A (Torch F) is up)
LINKS TO: North Secret Passage: Part C (when North Lever B (Torch G) is down AND North Lever C is up)

Karilius's Orb #4 [A0|B0|R0] HP --/--
{Examine: Just a tug on that feather will activate whatever the orb's there for.}

Stark Citadel - North Secret Passage: Part E
LINKS TO: North Secret Passage: Part F (when North Lever B is down)

(It's empty now. If it is required later, it will show up again, but right now it's just taking up space.)

Stark Citadel - Southeast Servants' Quarters

???

Stark Citadel - Southeast Tower
LINKS TO: Southeast Corridor
LINKS TO: South Banner Hall

Karilius's Orb #6 [A0|B0|R0] HP --/--
{Examine: Just a tug on that feather will activate whatever the orb's there for.}

Ancient Crusader A down! (-161, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Ancient Crusader B down! (-40 at Base 8, H's Subjugation)

Ancient Crusader C down! (-200, H's Subjugation)

Ancient Crusader D down! (-175, H's Subjugation)

Ancient Crusader E down! (-400, Matikclocker's Cryo Driver)

Ancient Hospitaller down! (-1316, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Stark Citadel - South Banner Hall
LINKS TO: Southeast Tower
LINKS TO: Southwest Tower
LINKS TO: Great Hall (if Portcullis is raised)
LINKS TO: Hidden Basement
LINKS TO: Southwest Tower 8F

Portcullis [A0|B0|R0] | HP 20000/20000 | 1000 Nrm | 2000 Prc | 500 Ele | 1000 Shd | Row 0
{It's a gate: Gates don't move. | Raised!}

Banner A | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | The back is green | There's a lever behind it!}

Banner B | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | The back is red | There's a winding tunnel behind it that leads up and up and up...}

Banner C | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | The back is purple | There's goodies behind it}

Banner D | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | The back is yellow | It leads to some sort of hidden basement...}

Torch A | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable }

Torch B | HP 1000/1000
{Interactable | It's a lever!}

Pesky Scarab A down! (-2174, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Pesky Scarab B down! (-728, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Treasure Block Opened (1500 Crowns, 3x 4* Alchemical Base, Spark of Life!)

Heart Block C
{Open it for 5-8 Small Hearts!}

Stark Citadel - Hidden Basement
LINKS TO: Underground Cave (while Safe Door is open)

Terminal A
{ON | It's used for chemical analysis. }

Terminal B
{ON | This is the means of opening that safe! IS-M44 is currently running scans...}

Terminal C
{OFF | It was used for research. The history was periodically wiped, but what files remain show that it was used to search for information on the Apocrean.}

Terminal D
{OFF | It was once used for automated production of... something?}

Terminal E
{OFF | Used to monitor slimes- in particular, some kind of "Overlichen".}

Terminal F
{ON | This appears to be a personal computer, rather than research-related | Whoever used this computer had a vested interest in technology, the Swarm, and the Apocrea.}

Enormous Safe Door[A0|B0|R0] - 500000/500000 HP | 20000 Nrm | 20000 Prc | 20000 Ele | 20000 Shd
{Digital Lock: This safe must be opened some other way... | Open a crack: You can enter the Underground Cave.}

HOSTILE:

Slush Puppy A down! (-102)

Slush Puppy B down! (-2234)

Slush Puppy C down! (-1834)

Accursed Howlitzer A down! (-653)

HOSTILE:

Ordo Lichen A down! (-1053, Ignem's Silent Nightblade)

Ordo Lichen B down! (-532, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Ordo Lichen C down! (-1275, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Ordo Lichen D down! (-440 damage, Matikclocker X's Gunsaber)

Ordo Lichen E down! (-3730 damage, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Ordo Lichen F down! (-137, H's Subjugation)

Stark Citadel - Underground Cave
LINKS TO: Hidden Basement
LINKS TO: Crystal Room (when hostiles are destroyed)

NEUTRAL:

Extractor Device
{A strange machine with drops of slime surrounding it; it seems designed to send viscous fluids such as Slime membrane through a narrow pipe | OFF: The extractor is neither sending nor receiving fluids}

HOSTILE:

Ebon Howlitzer A down! (-1146, H's Subjugation)

Shadow-Damage Hellskull A down! (-1916, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Shadow-Damage Hellskull B down! (-916, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Shadow-Damage Hellskull C down! (-2200, H's Subjugation)

Stark Citadel - Crystal Room
All Machinauts are present!
LINKS TO: Great Hall
LINKS TO: Underground Cave
LINKS TO: Beast's Lair

Ebon Howlitzer B down! (-3657, Faidra's Proto Buster)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull A down! (Selfdestructed on Matikclocker's Gravitime)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull B down! (Selfdestructed on Matikclocker's Gravitime)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull C down! (Selfdestructed on Matikclocker's Gravitime)

Ebon Howlitzer C down! (-2505, Edolas's Wizardry Wand)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull D down! (-2200, H's Subjugation)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull E down! (Selfdestructed on Matikclocker's Gravitime)

Piercing-Damage Hellskull F down! (Selfdestructed on Matikclocker's Gravitime)

-Ally Rows-
KV-103: 0
DSN-001: 0
Mark: 1
-Cannon Puppy: W
LV-909: 1
D-07: 0
-A.I.M.: W
903:99: 0
Matikclocker: 0
Nano2Nano: 3
Royal: 0
Thrynn: 1

-Player Parameters-
King: 10200/10200 HP -- [ KO Meter: ||||||||||||||.. ] -- 1074 Retribution (2/5)
Faidra: 4600/4600 HP -- 0 BP (+3) -- Saber Storage: (Poison x1) | N/A
Ignem: 5200/5200 HP -- 0 BP (+2)
Matikclocker: 2500/2500 HP -- KO METER: [ |||||||.......... ] -- [OVERCLOCK METER: |||.] {X MODE ACTIVE}
Thrynn: 4600/4600 HP -- \_/ [ 10 x [300 Prc, Slight Chance of Minor Poison] | 23 x [300 Shd, Slight Chance of Moderate Fire] | 13 x [500 Prc, Slight Chance of Minor Poison] | 17 x [400 Shd, Slight Chance of Minor Fire] ]
Mute: 4600/4600 HP -- Vials [DOOM/CURSE]
Edolas: 7500/7500 HP -- 35% Protect Ally | 11% Critical Hit (2x)
Inactive (post to return):
99ASSASSIN: 6600/6600 HP -- 2756 Retribution (1/4)
Nano: 6000/6000 HP -- \_/ [ Empty ] -- X-Bomb active!
FXZ-42: 6000/6000 HP
Lucretia: (will add info again soon)
(Each Inactive Machinaut listed here will gain 62170 Crowns and 10021 Heat upon returning)
--

-Shields- (Still not entirely updated)
KV-103: 75/75 (Nm 60)
DSN-001: 2000/2000 (Nm 1000|Spcl 500|Univ. Res 3)
Ignem: 1750/1750 (Nm 1500|22 Fir/Poi/Stn/Slp)
ASSASSIN: 50/50 (Nm 100)
Matikclocker: 750/750 (Nm 300|Spcl 150)
Nano2Nano: 150/150 (Nm 200)
Thrynn: 500/500 (Nm 200|Spcl 100)
FXZ-42: 750/750 (Nm 300|Spcl 150)
Mute: 150/150 (Nm 200)
Edolas: 2400/2400 (Nm 3600|Spcl 1200)

-Combo Attack Log-1

Link here

-Player Allies (Requires Updating!)--

Lightbulb (PAD-103 "Mute") [A8|B1|R7 (Turret)] ACTIVE (237/1330 HP) | 1000 Nrm | 4000 Prc | 0 Ele | 1000 Shd
{Cannonball: 1x1243 Nrm, 2 ROF}

A.I.M. (D-07 "Ditto") [A8|B1|R6 (Turret)] - Waiting (0/450 HP) | 300 Nrm | 1200 Prc | 0 Ele | 300 Shd
{Cannonball: 1x400 Nrm, 2 ROF}

Destroy (Nano2Nano) [A8|B1|R6 (Turret)] - 450/450 HP | 300 Nrm | 1200 Prc | 0 Ele | 300 Shd
{Cannonball: 1x400 Nrm, 2 ROF}

Mega Cannon Puppy (Mark30-Longshot) [A8|B0|R6 (Turret)] Waiting (430/430 HP) | 300 Nrm | 1200 Prc | 0 Ele | 300 Shd
{Cannonball: 1x400 Nrm, 2 ROF}

Surge Mail Polyp (SEE-4) [A6|B2|R8(+2) (Turret)] Waiting (230/230 HP) | 25 Nrm | 100 Prc | 25 Ele | 0 Shd
{Weighty Heave: 2 ROF, 190 Nrm, Slight Minor Shock, Fair Mod Stun, Back Row penalty enabled | Galvanize: Same Row Ally Machinaut +2 Ref for 2 Turns, 3 turn cooldown}

-Player Team-

KV-103 "Fallen King" Stats [Midnight-Dj]

DSN-001 Stats [Sonosuke]

LV-909 "Ignem" Stats [Gatrnerd]

903:99ASSASSIN Stats [Herozenzero]

Matikclocker Stats [Matikclocker]

Nano2Nano Stats [Nanonizer]

Thrynn G-54 Stats [Liminori]

FXZ-42 Stats [Blue-Knife]

PAD-103 "Mute" Stats [Magmaul-Ace]

903:99MAGICIAN "Lucretia" Stats [Sombei]

H4-D35 "Edolas" Stats [Edolas]

Idle (Ch.3) - Post for crafting info!

D-07 "Ditto" Stats [Spirals-Ore]

Mark30-Longshot Stats [Colray]

R8-368 "Royal" [Trymal]

K1XK1N9 "Enterthekicks" Stats [Whyna]

Idle (Ch. 2)-Post in this thread and I'll give you crafting information if your name is listed below!

-SEE-4 Stats [Eternity-Terminal]

-"Sephiroth" Stats [Saucce]

-E-304 Stats [Arylide]

-BETA-01911 [Dreathuxy]

Idle (Ch. 1)- Post in this thread and I'll give you crafting information if your name is listed below!

-'Cobalt' [Hexlash]

-M4g1k [Snakey-One]

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-INVENTORY-

Total Crowns Earned: 38312 (Sorely needs an update)
-Prologue: 636
-Chapter 1: 10441
-Chapter 2: 7783 (+26 WP)
-Chapter 3: 39665
-Chapter 4: 4500

-Consumables-
10 Vial Cells
---
1 Ultra Freeze Vial [****]
2 Ultra Shock Vials [****]
0 Ultra Stun Vials [****]
1 Ultra Sleep Vial [****]
1 Ultra Curse Vial [****]
1 Ultra Health Capsule [+2000 HP]
1 Remedy Capsule [Removes all status effects on user or target]
1 Elite Reconnaissignal [****]
---
1 Super Fire Vial [**]
3 Super Shock Vials [**]
2 Super Stun Vials [**]
---
2 Doom Vial [0*]
1 Freeze Vial [0*]
4 Mecha Turret Kits [0*]
2 Poison Vial [0*]
2 Reconaissignals [0*]
3 Shock Vials [0*]
1 Stun Vial [0*]

-Materials-
(Philosopher's Materials can be used as one of any same-ranked Material!)
26 * Beast Scales
34 * Ripped-Up Wanted Posters
24 * Emptied Clips
39 * Gel Drops
32 * Brimstone
30 * Scrap Metal
39 * Grave Soil
23 * Spark Plugs
16 * Cheap Gunpowder
18 * Sharp Fangs
14 * Rock Chips
24 * Philosopher's Motes

12 ** Owlite Feathers
9 ** Forbidden Fruit
10 ** Chitin Frags
15 ** Waste Modules
13 ** Power Cells
16 ** Ammo Boxes
11 ** Iron Gears
12 ** Fuel Canisters
13 ** Gremlin Gizmos
10 ** Frayed Fabric
12 ** Translocation Residue
12 ** Cooling Cells
13 ** Physics Applicators
18 ** Dead Gold
9 ** Swordstones
19 ** Philosopher's Pebbles

11 *** Bushy Tails
7 *** Rocket Sprockets
9 *** Phials of Phear
12 *** Unstable Cores
7 *** Fine Fabric
5 *** Striker's Scabbards
12 *** Mod Calibrators
9 *** Soul Dust
10 *** Force Dynamos
9 *** Torchstones
9 *** Hailstones
8 *** Volt Oil
24 *** Brute Cores
12 *** Toxic Cores
19 *** Philospher's Chunks

3 **** Almirian Scabbard
2 **** Blaze Pepper
4 **** Blighted Bone
3 **** Calibrator Mod
2 **** Corrosive Acid
1 **** Crystallized Gunsmoke
3 **** Drake Scale
4 **** Heavy Gear
2 **** Ironwood
3 **** Meteor Mote
4 **** Miracloth
3 **** Perfect Snowball
4 **** Rocky Core
3 **** Thunderball
3 **** Trojan Horseshoe
6 **** Unidentifiable Element
2 **** Whimsical Reactant
5 **** Philosopher's Shards

-Key Items-
Old Cipher (An old drive containing some kind of complicated deciphering program; the letters "H.E.Z." are embossed on the drive. It was used to decipher the Audio Log you found.)
HEZ Audio Log I (An old Gremlin-made Audio Log found in the Viskouza base in the Torchbellow Ruins. Click the link to see what it said.)
HEZ Audio Log II (A slightly newer Gremlin-made Audio Log found in Archdevil-IT Mardrux's office. Click the link to see what it said.)
HEZ Audio Log III (A Gremlin-made Audio Log left behind by a sinister hooded Gremlin. The Old Cipher doesn't translate it...)

-Unused Gear-
]-Cloudy Orb (L9 Nrm Bomb, H31/50, Acc +7, ArmSpd 5(+2), CTR: Low, QAt 21 (up to 3, Slight Chance of Minor (Fi/Fr/Sh/Po), Chg 32 (up to 10, Fair Chance of Minor (Fi/Fr/Sh/Po)) {0/5 2+ foes with diff. status effects on the same turn} [6D 2S]
]-Static Flash (L10 Nrm Bmb, H MAX, Acc +8, ArmSpd 7, CTR: Low, QAt 16 (up to 2), Chg 28 (up to 7, Good Shock rate), Status: Mod Shock (Fair)) {0/15 Charge Attacks} [D1]
]-Simplistic Six-Shooter (L10 Nrm Gun, H MAX, Acc +6(+2), ROF 8, CTR: Low, Clip 6 x 19, Chg 6 x 17 + 38) {0/40 Bullets Hit} [D7 E2]
]-* Sharpened Lumberdirk (L5 Pc/El Swd, H53/55, Acc +6 (+1), CSPD 8(+1), CTR: Low, Com 15/15/15/23, Chg 32 (8%: Backstab x5 damage) {4/20 Supereffective Hits} [1D 1E 1S]
]-* Bog Repeater (ASSASSIN’s, See Page 24)
]-* Kat Claw (ASSASSIN’s, See Page 24)
]-* Blast Charge (L5 Nrm Bomb, H52/55, Acc +8, ArmSpd 7, CTR: Low, QAt 27 (up to 5), Chg 50 (up to 11)) {3/15 Charge Attacks} [5D]
]-* Shiny Shards (L10 Pc/El Bomb, H MAX, Acc +7(+2), ArmSpd 8(+2), CTR: Med, QAt 4x16 shraps, Chg 8x28 shraps, 17% all shards to main target, 64% each shard hits new foe) {0/10 3+ Shraps hit target} [6D 2E 2S]
]-* Lil' Gelato (L10 Prc Bmb, H MAX, CTR: Med, Charge deploys Lil' Gelato (20+5% Mach (+ 80 Heat) (111) HP, A6|B0|R8 Turret, Frosty Spine: 1x30 Prc, 5 ROF, Slight Minor Freeze.) {2/40 Turns Active} [D5 H5] (HP 95/95)
]-* Heavy Hatchet "Best Bud" [UV: v. Gremlin Med] (L10 Nrm Swd, H MAX, Acc +8(+2), CSPD 2(+2), CTR: Low, Com 44/30/45/30 (15%: +1 target) [52/36/53/36 to Gremlins], Chg 92 (30%: +1 target) [108 to Gremlins]) {0/10 Extra Sword Targets} [D8 E2]
]-* Six-Shooter "2S" (L8 Nrm Gun, H35/85, Acc +6(+1), ROF 8, CTR: Low, Clip 6 x 25, Chg 6 x 23 + 43) {4/40 Bullets Hit} [D7 E1]
]-Plywood Lumberdirk (L10 El/Pc Swd, H MAX, Acc +6(+2), CSPD 8(+2), CTR: Med, Com 16/16/16/22, Chg 32 (7%: Backstab x5 damage) {8/20 Supereffective Hits} [E2 S2 D6]
]-* Apprentice Orb (L10 Ele Bomb, H MAX, Acc +7(+2), ArmSpd 5(+2), CTR: Med, QAt 27 (up to 4, Slight Chance of Minor (Fi/Fr/Sh/Po)), Chg 42 (up to 11, Fair Chance of Mod (Fi/Fr/Sh/Po)) {0/5 2+ foes with diff. status effects on the same turn} [E2 S2 D6]
]-* Lil' Gelato [UV: Damage Low] (L10 Prc Bmb, H MAX, CTR: Med, Charge deploys Lil' Gelato (20+5% Mach (+126 Heat) (155) HP, A6|B0|R8 Turret, Frosty Spine: 1x28 Prc, 5 ROF, Slight Minor Freeze.) {11/40 Turns Active} [H9 D1]
]-** Katscratch “Scratch” (L5 Shd Swd, H 77/100, Acc +7, CSPD 5(+5), Com 165/225Nrm/165/225Nrm/195, Chg 522 & 580Nrm (Extra +1 Acc), +1 Combo Attack vs. Close Range attackers) {0/5 Shields Broken} [S1]
]-** Featherbow “Snipe” (L5 Prc Gun, H 77/100, Acc +8, CTR: Low, Chg 468, OverChg 890) {0/5000 Overkill Damage} [S1]
]-** Pulsar [Damage Low] (L6 Nrm Gun, H 88/120, Acc +7(+2), ROF 5, CTR: Low, Clip: 3x127 (up to 3), Chg: 255 (up to 5)) {--/15 triple-target shots} [2E]
]-** Featherbow (L6 Prc Gun, H 88/120, Acc +8, CTR: Low, Chg 468, OverChg 890) {0/5000 Overkill Damage}
]-** Iron Knuckles (L5 Nrm Swd, H 77/100, Acc +7, CSPD 8, CTR: Low, Com 140/151/270 (base 130/140/250), Chg 564 (base 486) (Good chance of Mod Stun), can still Block while Charging) {--/15 full combos} [D2 E1 S1] (slated for unequipment)
]-** Monster Buster (L6 Nrm Gun, H 88/120, Acc +7, ROF 7, CTR: Low, Clip 4x115, Chg 577 (60% chance to carry Overkill)) {9/20 Hits with 2+ Bullets}
]-*** Bird’s-Eye Featherbow (L5 Prc Gun, H 34/200, Acc +8, Chg 920, OverChg 1621) {0/5000 Overkill Damage}
]- ***** Durandull (12 Acc, 15 CSPD, 400/400/400/400/500 Nm/El, Special Effect: Actually deals 1 damage per hit) {0/20 Sword Hits}
[]Proto Non-Shield (L4 Shd, H12/25, HP 12/12, Nrm 5|Prc 0|Ele 0|Shd 0) [H1]
[]Plank (L4 Shd, H12/25, HP 35/35, Nrm 22|Prc 0|Ele 0|Shd 0) [D1]
[]Proto Shield (L4 Shd, H12/25, HP 25/25, Nrm 32|Prc 0|Ele 0|Shd 0)
[]Proto Shield (L8 Shd, H11/45, HP 32/32, Nrm 32|Prc 0|Ele 0|Shd 0, +0.5 All Resistances) [D1 H6 R1]
[]Proto Shield (L10 Shd, H MAX, HP 21/27, Nrm 30|Prc 0|Ele 0|Shd 0) [H1]
[]** Owlite Shield (L6 Shd, H 88/120, HP 450/450 Nrm 150|Prc 0|Ele 400|Shd 0 (Resistance: 2 vs. All)) [2R]
[]** Support Shield (L6 Shd, H 88/120, HP 400/400, Nrm 300, 8 Fir/Poi/Stn/Slp Resistance)
{}Ex-Motocross Plate Mail (L4 Arm, H12/25, Nrm 44, Stn + 1, Slp - 1, ASD -1) [D1]
{}Rusty Brigandine (L4 Arm, H12/25, Nrm 27) [D1]
{}Kevlar Knock-Off (L4 Arm, H12/25, Nrm 25)
{}Cruddy Cuirass (L4 Arm, H12/25, Nrm 27) [D1]
{}Asbestos Armor (L4 Arm, H12/25, Nrm 22, Frz +1, Fir -1)
{}Badly Battered Brigandine (L10 Arm, HMax) [D1]
{}Base Mail (L1 Arm, H0/15)
{}** Desperado Jacket (L6 Armor, H 88/120)
/\Iron Plate Bucket (L4 Hlm, H12/25, Nrm 44, Stn +1, Slp - 1 ASD -1) [D1]
/\Old Mecha-Visor (L4 Hlm, H12/25, Nrm 27) [D1]
/\Rusted Retro Visor (L4 Hlm, H12/25, Nrm 25)
/\Rusted Retro Visor (L4 Hlm, H12/25, Nrm 25) [D1]
/\Compute-O-Vision (L4 Hlm, H12/25, Nrm 22, Frz +1, Shk - 1)
/\* Base Helm (L1 Hlm, H0/15)
/\Man With A Moon (L10 Hlm, H MAX) [D1]
/\* Warm Hat (L8 Arm, H5/85) [6D 2R]
/\** Desperado Hat (L6 Hlm, H 87/120)
<>* Bomber Gauntlets (Boost a throwable item, Vial, or Bomb Charge Attack (once each); each Boost increases damage by 25% and targets by 2)
<>* Bomber Gauntlets (Boost a throwable item, Vial, or Bomb Charge Attack (once each); each Boost increases damage by 25% and targets by 2)
<>* Default Coil (Defending generates BP, 1 BP -> +2 ASI/CTR on next attack)
<>* Default Coil (Defending generates BP, 1 BP -> +2 ASI/CTR on next attack)
<>* Default Coil (Defending generates BP, 1 BP -> +2 ASI/CTR on next attack)
<>* Knight Bracer (Can take incoming hits for allies below 10% HP, cannot evade hits taken for allies)
<>* Periodic Block of Elements (Creates 1 random Vial/3 turns)
<>* Boxer Belt (Charges a 20-point KO meter each time 10+ damage is dealt or taken, Sword damage dealt is tripled and pierces defense if attack is used while KO meter is full)
<>* Rocket Boots (Adds Jump Attack, Jump renders user invulnerable on first turn, then attacks w/ 2x Reflexes/WeaponSpd, Sword attacks condensed)
<>* Rocket Boots (Adds Jump Attack, Jump renders user invulnerable on first turn, then attacks w/ 2x Reflexes/WeaponSpd, Sword attacks condensed)
<>* Rocket Boots (Adds Jump Attack, Jump renders user invulnerable on first turn, then attacks w/ 2x Reflexes/WeaponSpd, Sword attacks condensed)
<>* Fledglite Tome of Impact Retribution (1/4 damage taken by self or shield added to next attack, Retribution Cap + 33%)
<>* Critical Scope (Chances for Acc-Based Bonus Damage on Charge Attacks are doubled, Standard Attacks gain target's chance to deal Acc-Based Bonus Damage)
<>** Title-Seeker Belt (Charges an 18-point KO meter each time 50+ damage is dealt or taken, Sword Combo damage dealt is tripled or Sword Charge damage dealt is doubled, and pierces defense if attack is used while KO meter is full)
<>** Powercooled Risk vs. Reload (Can use with a standard Gun Attack, either halves Reload Time (65% chance) or take 50 recoil damage during attack (35% chance))

-Rarities-
33 Sparks of Life

-Known Recipes-
* {Heavy Hatchet, Kat Claw, Metal Fists, SmallCalibur, Tempered Dueling Sword, Weighted Anchor, Weighted Frying Pan, Apprentistick, Heightened Plasmator, Overclocked Light Scope, Pummel Gun, Six-Shooter, Super Arm Arm, Apprentice Orb, Asteroid Bomb Mk II, Lil' Gelato, Lil' Wiz, Shiny Shards, Bolted Non-Shield, Bone Shield, Tough Plank, Base Mail, Hefty Plate Armor, Vitasuit, Base Helm, Hefty Plate Helm, Vitacap, Warm Hat, Bomber Gauntlets, Bucket Dimension, Default Coil, Fledglite Tome of Impact Retribution, Fledglite Tome of Hearty Fortune, Periodic Block of Elements, Risk Vs. Reload, Rocket Boots, Knight Bracer}
** {Calibur, Cutter, Energy Saber, Flourish, Iron Knuckles, Katscratch, Ray Shamshir, Snarl of Cerberus, Spat-O-War, Autogun, Catalyzer, Featherbow, Mire Crossbow, Monster Buster, Pulsar, Wallbreaker, Cannon Puppy, Doom Watch, Magic Orb, Meteotillery, Surge Mail Polyp, Demo Suit, Desperado Jacket, Medisuit, Plate Armor, Wolver Coat, Cobalt Helm, Demo Helm, Desperado Hat, Plate Helm, Wolver Cap, Defender, Non-Shield, Owlite Shield, Support Shield, Advanced Periodic Block of Elements, Binocular Critical Scope, Bucket Dimension Mk II, Burst Module, Combo Chronopacitor, Default Coil Mk II, Master's Gauntlet, Mega Rocket Boots, Owlite Tome of Hearty Fortune, Owlite Tome of Impact Retribution, Pauldrons of the Knights of Rounds, Power Gauntlets, Powercooled Risk vs. Reload, Title-Seeker Belt, True Knight Bracer}
*** {Beam Shamshir, Capacitant Energy Halberd, Dire Katscratch, Gaze of Cerberus, Magna Lance, Sealed Sword, Shining Energy Saber, Striker, Swift Flourish, Tempered Calibur, Antigua, Bird's-Eye Featherbow, Cryotech Alchemer Mk II, Mobile Siege Ram, Multiburst Brandish, Pepperbox, Radiant Prisma Scope, Supercharged Buster, Faeflare, Graviton Charge, Mega Cannon Puppy, Tactical Meteotillery, Great Defender, Luxury Support Shield, Tempered Non-Shield, Boosted Plate Armor, Dusker Coat, Fused Demo Suit, Gunslinger Sash, Medisuit Plus, Solid Cobalt Armor, Boosted Plate Helm, Dusker Cap, Gunslinger Hat, Medicap Plus, Solid Cobalt Helm, Brave Default Coil, Challenger Belt, Charging Combo Chronopacitor, Defender's Bracer, Dragonblaster Boots, Elemental Tome of Hearty Fortune, Elemental Tome of Retribution, Honed Master's Gauntlet, Incredibucket, Risk vs. Reload Deluxe, Serial Periodic Block of Elements, SMART Critical Scope, Super Burst Module, Super Power Gauntlets}
**** {SWORD: Forceful Energy Halberd, Grand Flourish, Iron Chef's Spat-o-War, Ironwood Lumberdirk, Maul of Cerberus, Silent Nightblade, Spectral Scissorsword, Supercharged Gunsaber, Vile Striker, Zero Energy Saber; GUN: Cryo Driver, Ionic Double Bow, Master Blaster, Proto Buster, Strike Needle, Virulent Catalyzer, Volt Driver; BOMB: Giga Cannon Puppy, Graviton Bomb, Heavy Splinter Bomb, Luminous Faeflare, Mega Gravitant Rocket, Meteotillery Prime, Plasma Capacitor, Wizardry Orb; SHIELD: Bombastic Network Block, Mighty Defender, Sturdy Support Shield; ARMOR: Fencer's Garb, Heavy Demo Suit, Heavy Plate Mail, Medisuit Prime, Mighty Cobalt Armor, Sunset Duster; HELM: Blast Boost Basinet, Fencer's Helm, Heavy Plate Helm, Medicap Prime, Mighty Cobalt Helm, Sunset Stetson}
*****

Sat, 06/03/2017 - 23:28

#3854

Midnight-Dj

A blast from the past

WARNING: ENVIRONMENTAL ANOMALY DETECTED

SCANNING: MIRROR KNIGHT, SWARM ENERGY DETECTED

ACTION: ELIMINATE

"Brother against brother," KV-103 raised its chainsword, "As it always have been!"

[Eviscerator standard -> Mirror knight]

Sun, 06/04/2017 - 21:28

#3855

Doctorspacebar

Sorry! Not sorry.

Ignem defends.

H: Base Down -> Mirror Knight
1 shot @ 11 ES/10 BlS -- 9. Hit! Mirror Knight's HP is now in Base 9!
The reflection strikes back!
1 shot @ 11 ES -- 10. Hit! H's HP is now in Base 17!

Repeat!
H: Base Down -> Mirror Knight
1 shot @ 11 ES/10 BlS -- 2. Hit! Mirror Knight's HP is now in Base 8!
The reflection strikes back!
1 shot @ 11 ES -- 16. Missed!

KV-103 charges his Eviscerator!
Roll: 1. INSTACHARGE!
4 strikes + 1 strike @ 13 ES/8 BlS -- 4,5,2,13,4. 3 hits + 1 hit! The Tome of Retribution bolstered the attack! 1750 damage
+ 2408 damage! (4158 total)
The reflection strikes back!
4 strikes + 1 strike @ 13 ES/8 BlS -- 5,9,14,15,3. 2 hits + 1 hit! 1428 damage
+ 1429 damage! (2857 total)

Mirror Knight: Mirror Darkly
Mirror Knight: Eviscerator -> KV-103
4 strikes + 1 strike @ 13 ES/8 BlS -- 13,10,11,7,2. 1 hit/2 blocked + 1 hit! 1360 damage
+ 2408 damage! (3768 total)

The other Machinauts have the opportunity to fire a Charge Attack next turn!

It would be best to choose your actions carefully. A little direction for Machinauts on autopilot would also be a good idea.

-Victory Conditions-
=Defeat the Mirror Knight!
-OPTIONAL: Do not destroy any of the Banners (Reward: 10000 Crowns) [COMPLETE!]

-Pending Effects-

-Buffs and Debuffs-

-Field Effects-

-Loot-
-1500 Crowns
-3 4* Alchemical Bases
-Spark of Life

Karilius's Orb #? [A0|B0|R0] HP --/--
{Examine: Just a tug on that feather will activate whatever the orb's there for.}

ALLIED:

HOSTILE:

Mirror Knight [A --|B --|R --] - HP 17702/15000 | -- Nrm | -- Prc | -- Ele | -- Shd
[] Mirror Shield (100%/100% HP | -- Def)
{Mirror: You glimpse yourself. | Mirror Darkly: At the end of the turn, uses an action that was used on that turn selected at random; cannot use Liberation or Rebel Yell | Adaptation: Cannot be Knocked Down}
[BASE 8]