My party let loose a mecha knight in an arena and it apparently loved me because it would follow me around. So I went and healed and then went to stand on the button to get through the gate so I could go make a bit of food. The other person in my party started web surfing and when I came back, I discovered that I my dead body was lying on the party button. While I was gone, the mecha knight had shocked me all the way from about 20-ish health to nothing. To this day, I hate them.
Post your biggest fails here.
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 13:57
#252
Mecha Knight Friendly Fire Turned On... Apparently
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 16:43
#253
......
Went to try solo JK. Forgot to heal.
I had like 5 hp.
It goes without saying, I died in like 15 seconds.
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 16:57
#254
This a happened a couple
This a happened a couple hours ago:
My and my friend were at Red? Carpet Runaround, in the bottom right room. We just finished killing all the enemies and I got the key, my friend died on the spikes, I wasted time /epicfail-ing him. Two minis got close so I side-stepped(still holding shield) into spikes -.-
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 17:04
#255
This a happened a couple
Dang it double post
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 17:13
#256
The irony made me post
Don't worry, we are on the fail thread.
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 18:09
#257
WHY U NO KILL T3?!!
On my bomber knight(Monomiis-Friend), I got into Tier 3 Lockdown because of my Stone Tortoise, while everything else was 2-starred! I went a WHOLE MATCH on Recon without a single death. Luckily I had my recon trick to help. Hehehe...
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 16:51
#258
arena...
you know how people use the last arena to give heat to other players?
Well i was with 3 other people, 2 were dying so i could get heat, and the 4th guy was on the elevator.
Then, I accidentally step on the spikes due to lag, so I died.
Because the other 2 people and I were dead, and 1 guy was on the elevator, the 2 guys and I lost ALL our heat
(FYI, we spent 10 minutes doing that.)
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 20:14
#259
Oh poo
In a JK run, my party members died, so I stepped in and finished the last bit of life JK had, was going to get health after, when I cleared some blocks i got a lil too close to an explosive box, and died.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:23
#260
Sky's fails
- The first time I went into Tier Three, I didn't know the FSC existed so I did a random gate and I thought Vanaduke was after the core.
- Doing about 87 damage in Lockdown.
- I bought a Brute Jelly Shield and I was going to sell it. Then I discovered it was binded to me.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:23
#261
Boo
I reached the clockworks terminal in T2 after a tedious run with a PUG. As I ran up to Basil i was like "plz nightblade"............
Then suddenly disconnect.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:30
#262
...mine was lame.
My biggest fail was kill by some small cube when i dc..then when i m back to the game i die T_T..and surround by a group of small cube.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:56
#263
my bigest fail
my bigest fail was, when i thinked there are shadow keys in explorer pack, i invited grup to shadow lair and when we reach flor 23 i discovered i have only 2 silver keys..
from now, anytime when i see the mates, they ask me if i wana open shadow lair with silver keys again.. fail;(
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 05:52
#264
My biggest fail
My biggest fail, I left with 1 hp, I use my Divine Avenger charge in front of the spike, and of course dead from the recoil XD
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 05:52
#265
My biggest fail
My biggest fail, I left with 1 hp, I use my Divine Avenger charge in front of the spike, and of course dead from the recoil XD
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 08:09
#266
Necro?
Anyhow, another fail is I got a bunch of Noobs on the RT boss. It was hell, but we won.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 09:26
#267
Hmm
I just have to post this somewhere because I'm inadvertantly failing UV farming.
I'm making Wolver Coats and got three Maximum UVs... all Curse. >_<
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 12:57
#268
My Fail...
One time I energy revived a teammate. He lost connection.
I didn't do this but, one time this other guy in my party just ran ino the lasers at the end of the Munitions Factory (I think it was the one before the Roarmulus Twins)
Also today I crafted a Solid Colbat Helm (Which I was going to craft into a Mighty one later) and got 2 UVs.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 23:23
#269
my MOST EPIC FAIL
I failed school ..cause i play this MAD ASS, SICKEST, BEST, RADD, INSANELY AWESOME, EPICLY AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, FUN, ADDICTIVE GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!! >.<
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:00
#270
I sold a miracle hood for
I sold a miracle hood recipie for "profit" at the AH. Bid price 1k crowns, B/O 14k
It sold for 4k.... >_< RAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGE
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 11:12
#271
Hehe
Jmsa, i did that too. Except it was with the 3* snarby bomb recipe.
My biggest fail would be... soloing an arena, and after getting the torches (cuz i want crowns, every single one) I crossed the elevator to walk back to the treasure boxes. Lag ensued, and i was across the elevator before it dragged me into its clutches, and carried me screaming down to basil.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 22:18
#272
Freakin' Trojans
Have you ever been body blocked by a Trojan into a corner? I have - Twice. It's not fun. ESPECIALLY if you're soloing.
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 23:33
#273
VERY stupid
Once i used my only shadow key to go to Gloaming wildwoods shadow lair with my party, we died like 5 times on The second battle part, and finally, i pressed REVIVE ALL button.
It cost something like 3200 energy...
We still died after that and we gave up D:
EPIC FAIL.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 14:08
#274
Definitely bringing a cutter
Definitely bringing a cutter into lockdown. I had no idea how bad the sword was.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 14:37
#275
Jelly King
When i was more noobish, i looked at CE prices and they were 3K for 100! I bought 300, and used ALL of it on one boss, the Jelly King. One level, one run, and many many revives. WE STILL LOST.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 16:09
#276
I had two Gigawatt pulsars in
I had two Gigawatt pulsars in my inventory, one plain, and another with a shiny Constuct Very High UV. I finally got a recipe for Polaris, and was so excited, that I crafted the wrong Pulsar (the one without UV) :| 800 CE and Spark of life down the drain...
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 20:35
#277
"Profit", Lockdown, Krogmo Coins, and "Winning Millions"
Profit:I bought an Explorer Pack when I was new to get me started. I got the silver key and said to myself "What am I supposed to do with this?". I proceeded to thinking it was useless, didn't check the listings, and sold it on the AH for
Bid:300 CR
Buy Now: 500 CR
Lockdown:
a) I've gotten 0 damage twice now.
b) When I was new to it, I couldn't figure out how to cloak as Recon, so I ran into battle more than 7 times without cloak actually on, thinking it was passive.
Krogmo Coins:
1) I once advertised selling bombheads.
2) I spent a lot of time collecting Krogmo Coins.
3) I told everyone in /trade about it
4) I learned it is auto bound
5) I get a Voltedge Recipie
6) I learn THAT'S auto bound, too.
7) I learn it and never use it cause I don't have the shockburst line.
"Winning Millions"
The MOMENT I saw the Arc Razor I bought it. It just looked that cool at the time. I loved it so much that I decided to keep it even as I transitioned into 4* gear. Later, I learned about the Winmillion, the 4-star variation of the Arc Razor. Of course, I regret going positively BROKE over it. Wasting all that money was HORRIBLE because I now use 5-star gear. tried to use it in tier 3, and it literally made me soar into a bed of spikes about (ERROR) times. I'm planning on giving up on it soon and selling it to a merchant.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 21:13
#278
@Aeromatrix Well, the good
@Aeromatrix Well, the good news is you already have a Voltedge recipe, so replacing that Winmillion won't be too much trouble. ;)
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 09:52
#279
I hate lag.
Biggest rofl fail I've had, seen... We were doing jk run with 4 of us. suddenly the server uber lagged in a spike room and next I hear to my horror is POW! DEATH! POW! DEATH! POW! DEATH! POW! DEATH! The server stops lagging and I find my face firmly wedged in the butts of my other three companions flopped helplessly on a spike trap...
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 10:15
#280
Crafting
I crafted a sword. I got a CTR MED! ...on a Faust.
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 13:24
#281
Where do I start?
Wasted 200ce for a RT run... shield bumped a mini jelly into my friend and he died... Bought a Spiral Demo Suit thinking how awesome it would look with miner helmet but it just made me look like a fat pig(back when i was t1).
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 14:35
#282
Selling an unbound vile
Selling an unbound vile striker for less than equivalent ce cost of crafting :/
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 15:38
#283
JK run
Back when I played this game on Kongregate, I was doing a 4-man JK run. I had 3 star gear, and I was doing all right for a first run, except for 1 thing. I got so caught up fighting the jellies with a sword that I unintentionally ended up hitting the exploding blocks on the stage. I died like 4 times that way.
Also bringing 1* bombs into lockdown. I kept dying like every minute. It was embarassing.
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 22:16
#284
went to FSC and didnt
went to FSC and didnt realised i was wearing proto armor as actual armor, not as costume LOL
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 23:17
#285
Also, once in FSC the pt
Also, once in FSC the pt leader invited a full 2* guy, and somehow he managed to take less dmg than all of us and save the pt several times (even soloing a god damn trojan o_o)
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 00:08
#286
^I bet he was a F2P player.
^I bet he was a F2P player. We tend to be more skilled :D
Grinding does that to you. I used to have trouble in T2 in 2* armor, but now T3 is a piece of cake with all 4* armor because it took me so long to get there.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 00:13
#287
@Mul
IDK but that sounds like something that happened to me
I join FSC Depth 26 as a friend. The party leader, a 3*, kicks me saying "I want 2 invite a guild member" which makes it worse, because I lost all my heat (darn you solo heatloss!)
A few minutes later my friend /tells me saying "He invited a 2* Wolver". Not long after he reports that the wolver is doing more work than the Party Leader. :/
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 00:28
#288
Lol
I had a T2 friend.
He lasted longer than I did in T3.
He was very good at dodging...
COMPLETELY NOT SK RELATED FAILS:
Halo: Combat Evolved.
First scene on planet after your escape pod crashes. Covenant dropship comes in, My brother hides in the Escape pod.
After they land, my brother tries to take them out from his hiding place. Unfortunately, this fails, and elites constantly deplete his shield before he can kill them.
Now at critical HP, He sees a Health pack sitting just outside the pod. He makes a break for it, but crossifre depletes his shield and kills him before he gets there.
The 'death cam' zooming away from his dead body shows the heal pack right beside his dead head....
Minecraft:
Went exploring, had a sweet inventory of all sorts of gear and stuff. Climbed some moutain range thingy, and decided the grass looked greener down below by the lake.
Jumped off the edge. it was like 30+ blocks high, and 3 blocks wide at the base.
...
I hit the edge and died.
Diving in Minecraft fails.
Wed, 01/18/2012 - 06:41
#289
Dx
Taking about 2 minutes to kill a gremlin that ran across the entire Deconstruction Zone. My friends were just following me and laughing.
Having opened about 5 red boxes. Seen them drop a 5* item and it always goes to some random who doesn't even know what they just got. Also once...I opened a crate and I was solo, saw it was a Wyvern Scale Shield and shrieked with exitement...Then some guy joined me about a second before I picked it up and he got it >:CCCCCCCCCC I raged pretty damn hard.. >:I
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 02:57
#290
My biggest fail
When I was a noob, I thought the Voltedge was in the same alchemy path as the Static and Shocking Edges, since they all had "edge" in their names.
I even went around Haven asking people what the 3* upgrade was, until a kind girl told me that the Voltedge came from the Brandish and it was totally unrelated to the Shocking Edge. I was so embarrassed that I completely forgot to thank her, I just logged out and facepalmed for like half an hour.
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 03:33
#291
My biggest fail.....When I
My biggest fail.....When I just started playing,I got killed alot of time on solo,then I went ragerev,and wasted all my bloody money to revive until 1k CE :\
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:25
#292
This happened today and I pray it doesn't happen again.
Today I decided to aim for Cradle and All as well as Dauntless Delver and had gotten all the way to floor 28, I had amassed a total of 9 health caps so I was feeling confident enough to kill all the gremlins before going to the core, I had charged up my faust to kill a group of them but cursed myself before double clicking and killing myself.
I ragefaced then tried again and got to floor 26 before I lagged and ran into a Devilite's projectile which shocked me, before I could remedy myself, a lumber hit me and stunned me, then I ended up being slaughtered by devilites.
I'm trying it one more time before giving up.
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 01:08
#293
Worst spot for lag...
In some arena (the last part where you have to avoid spikes)
I'm fairly new to this game, so that being said, my biggest fail so farr is getting downed (next to the spikes) having a teammate revive me, lag a ton, and then running around while trying to dodge the spikes and the lag and the creatures, and lagging straight onto a spike spot and not beating it because of my one fail.
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 20:21
#294
Just accidentally clicked on
Just accidentally clicked on the buy now price of 100k cr for 3 monster bones on AH.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 23:45
#295
Well... my bigest failzzz
Becoming a pure bomber .... Jk but all bosses before vana are so hard because of that >_< but i love bombs :3
READING EVERY SINGLE POST ON THIS THREAD
NUFF SAID
Getting accessories ... before 5* gear
FAIL
Making a Supernova...... before normal damage is balanced to do more than special damage does neutrally
Having my sister say "HEY WATCHA READING? is it the new chapter of that TF2 FANFICTION?! *picks up my phone* ...
I reply "Im readig the Spiral Knights forums" which then has her react... "ohhhh ..... .-." *puts down my phone*
READING FORUMS ON MY IPHONE !!! :D
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 01:16
#296
I call it: "A Pile of Dead
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 03:58
#297
My awesome fails
I don't even have a day of playtime yet have encountered some epic stuff!
1. I worked really hard to get to Snarbolax with one other guy only I lagged epicly when I arrived so I couldn't hit Snarbolax D:
2. I was surrounded in a corner and planted a bomb. I forgot to press X.
3. My whole team were standing next to exploding boxes. I couldn't resist. I realised I had half a health bar left so I couldn't revive them :3
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 06:25
#298
When I was a bit more
When I was a bit more noob-ish, on my first RT attempt, I ended up burning 1400+ce on myself and two teammates and still lost.
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 06:25
#299
When I was a bit more
When I was a bit more noob-ish, on my first RT attempt, I ended up burning 1400+ce on myself and two teammates and still lost.
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 06:40
#300
My Epic Fail
There I was, in a wolver-themed level, clockwork tunnels. I came across a danger room and decided 'what the heck, its on tier one, even though i'm solo-ing i should be able to do it.' Now this being a wolver level, i was equipped with my Twisted Snarble Barb and my Toxic Needle.
When the mobs spawned, they were all Jellies. Epic Fail.
my biggest fail ever was getting killed by a rock jelly in Lock Down >_<