SOMETIME TODAY I WAS

Wearing Full level 10 Skolver Gear in a Jelly King run.
No Lag
Owning Jellies like a boss.
Go running to the gate ahead of others.

Die on the Spikes......

Then a friend comes and he's so noob he dies too cus hes standing on the spike plate telling me how i failed -.-
He dies and I laugh at him.

Good Times.... :)

That is quite an incentive you have there. But of course, what is the prize?

First time in FSC

Tried FSC for the first time this week, tried it three or four times before finally finishing it, but every damn time there was this one flame patch in the room with the lost souls that I would somehow always miss. A couple of times it killed me <_<;

Playing in a team of two FSC and finally reaching Vanaduke.
Well we usually are not anywhere near those 1:48, but normally it's not a big problem.

But this time it really felt like some freaky GMs were controlling Slags and Duke. They did perfect tamwork, fire spwaned right where it must not spawn in this very moment, or slags came to lock us in some corner where Vanaduke just tossed us.
Trying to rez... slag attack, dead body is pushed to somewhere unreachable since again fire came down right in the perfect place...

Perfect baddie teamwork.

In short: We did not manage to kill him. This didn't happen in a very long time.

Was in a party where a kid spent about 4k ce on revives for vana but we still failed, and doing over 25k damage in lockdown and still losing that match.

sunday was playing pvp. lag disconnected me 3 time during 3 pvp rounds.

but that's not the epic fail.
this is.

blast network, bribe 3 tokens, free for all, about to win, get nice, fat lootz, 2 seconds left on the clock....

then i disconnected.

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and im not too sure if this is a fail, but my shockbust brandish seems to be broken. now, in lockdown, it wont shock anymore when i use the charge. it used to all the time when i used the charge attack. i know that it only shocks sometimes, but 20 charges in a row, no shock.

really?

I think my biggest fail was when I shot a exploding crate in RJP part 2 in an attempt to use it's explosion to kill some jellies. Normally that works amazingly. But I was in a party with three other people, and they were all in the radius of the crate too. Needless to say, all three of them got downed, and I was almost immediately kicked.

So awhile ago, when I had *just* gotten tier 3 armor (sunset duster), me and my friend were heading down to emberlight so I could get clearance.

On the way, we did 2-3 (I forget which, but it was atleast 2) danger rooms, and 3 arenas, and only had to use CE to revive twice. :>

The last arena was before emberlight, and my friend went down on round 3, so I decided to try my gunslinger skills before heading off to tier 3.
Construct arena, gigawatt pulsar. It was like a dream come true. Needless to say, I managed to solo the last round.

Stopped to brag about me gunning the last round
*SCHING*
Turns out I was barely standing on the very corner of a spike plate that owned me. /epicfail

Oddly enough, that's my biggest fail I can think of. But it was also my biggest win, since it was the first arena I had ever done without dying*.

*without dying to a monster, of course. Unless there's little gremlins under the floor that shove those spike plates up.

my computer runs this game pretty badly, but really i play this game when im tired wayyy too much. i have a pretty sad list of fails :3.

1.) killed in a treasure vault. it was t3, and we all got pounded really hard the level before so everyone had 3 pips of health. i just spam clicked because the enemies are just chromalisks and they cant possibly kill me right? i start my swing too early with GF so only the first cut hit, and as i do the second cut, im wide open for the most epic moment of my SK career.

2.) in LD i was killed by a 3* calibur while in 5* gear. granted i had damage, but ...calibur!???

3.) when i first started, a generous soul gave me 15k cr. i was super excited, and thinking it was a typical rpg, i charged off to the merchant and bought jelly mail, spur, and firecracker...all at merchant prices >.< i dont use any of them anymore.

4.) when i first got my electron vortex, i was running fsc in a full party and they were all donating heat to me by standing in the fire pits in the level right before vana. everyone was down and i decided to re-position myself so i could rez all 3 in one go. just as i stepped over a fire pit, i lagged and also became bbq.

5.) posting the justifier hat recipe 5x before it finally sold (at cheaper than basil prices mind you). NEVER BUY IT TO SELL PPL.

6.) being shocked to death by my party's mecha knight.

theres a million more...

Oh... I sold my Blue Chapeau for 400 CE when i was newbie. Damn me :<

I came to a mineral area carrying a fire pot from a Punkin King area. A guy in n00b armor was next to me. I tried to pick it up while holding the pot.I threw it and the blast set the guy on fire to 1 bar of health. All can I say is ''sorry...''

my biggest fail was that i accidentally brought my whole noob set to Vanaduke fight...it took 2 hits to kill me even with a vitapod :D

/epicfail everyone day 2011 !!!!

i remember how jellys killed me in a depth 2 danger room, when i tryed to have fun with a big angry bomb

Count me in for getting shocked to death by the party's Mecha Knight(s). The kicker? I was already on the lift to the next depth.

I bought a Winmillion...

Lol @negimasonic.

ok, here it goes...*deep breath* i got killed by gourdlings.GOURDLINGS!!!!! OH THE SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!

There are about two stories of woe, and they are both home to McFatty Vanaduke.

#1
We have 3 people going into the Vanaduke boss fight, one says it happens to be their first time. He's got a ...firo driver (or magma) as well. He spends most of the match dead, while me and my guildmate keep reviving each other, trading off hp time after time. We were still trying to get the fight down effectively. Needles to say it was painful, but nothing much was wasted. So I get over to the red boxes and
SHADOWTECH ALCHEMER MK II. My first equip drop ever.

Dead guy gets it.

....

#2
This time, its just me and the guildmate. We are doing much better this time, and we get to phase 5.
I am still learning to use this blight needle effectively, so the guards make quick work of me for sure.
Guildmate manages to get cornered by vanaduke, so I have to lead him away. Keep in mind I have like 2 pills.
I run off to revive him, and OH CRAP the guards have trapped me.
Guess who joins the fun. Vanaduke proceeds to attack me with his biggo presence, while all I can literally do is shoot and pill and hope for the best.
A few seconds later after 2 pills I die. THE MOMENT I DIE, my last shot finishes him off.

Errr guildmate, why aren't you getting up?

I didn't revive you?

Everyone ends up dead.

@Negimasonic: Oh wow, that's even worse.

We did get the dead guy to cough up a revive or two with his m-
Oh you mean #2. Where is my brain today.

Once again it was probably just 10CE.

this didn't happen to me, it happened to Swiftknife, my friend.
basically, he died on the spikes at the Snarby path and i went to res him. as soon as he got up the spikes killed him again... we finished the level without res him in the end.

Another time my friend wanted to join my party just as we finished a level, so we stood outside the elevator waiting for him to join (open party), and he got really pizzed when he saw that we finished the level and he wasted the ME on going to the next one.

Please don't judge me or him for these events.

KING!!!! HIII!!! lolz, I was reading your story about the guy in proto who costumed vog, and I was thinking about how I had definitely heard that story somewhere before. Then I looked over and saw it was your username! XD

Now, for my fails...

#1: So a friend and I were on the Royal Jelly Boss floor. We were doing pretty badly, and i drove up my revive cost to 80 and he drove up his to 160. So when we both were both lying dead for the nth time, I wondered if it was worth it to revive again. At that moment, I suddenly see the Royal Jelly splattering all over (you know, his death animation). I was hella confused, until I saw that he died near one of the explosive blocks, and concluded that he must have impaled himself on the block. Needless to say, my friend and I were in total shock. Oh well, we still managed to beat him.... sorta...

#2: Another friend of mine and I were waiting in the Clockworks Terminal for the level to change to an arena. We were playing with our fausts and killing ourselves. No big deal, the heart generators are nearby. UNTIL... we both died. *facepalm* The guy I tried to invite down to the terminal to revive us was in total hysterics...

#3: Getting killed by a Rock Jelly in Lockdown while trying to get a screenshot of it...

#4: Getting killed by my faust's charge attack curse in Lockdown. So the deathcam said "Killed by LIZZI". Derp.

#5: (Not my fail) In Lockdown yet again. I was camping outside the enemy base hoping to pounce on any unsuspecting knights and whack them with my faust. I caught one person, and managed to curse him. So he immediately runs back to his base and sits on the heart generator. He still sees me outside the base and pulls out his gun (I think it was a Silversix) and frantically starts shooting me, I guess hoping for the piercing gun/barrier glitch to work. And that's how I indirectly killed someone while they were in their own base....

Might post more later if I can remember them...

Fail?Being killed by a T1 wolver, with flourish, wolver, bristling buckler, and plague needle. Fail...

New one. In the top right room in the Red carpet Runaround, I brought my Khorovod. Three party members were cornered by Jellies in attempt to kill of the southern Gun Puppy. I Charge Attacked the Lumber which was about to attack, and I launched it right to my friends. The Lumber swung its arm on all three of them, killing one immediately, launching one into the spikes (also died instantly to spikes), and the other survived on the spikes, but the Gun Puppy he was fighting already shot an orb, and my friend took a brunt hit from the orb and also died instantly, thanks to spikes, Lumbers, and orb. I pill healed them all and was kicked from the party for killing my friends.