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Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:17

#101

Randomjockey

11/12/11 If i were a jelly cube I would...

Eat myself and any other jelly I get into contact with.
Also yay for 3rd page.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:26

#102

Nechrome

11/12/11 "If you woke up as a

11/12/11

"If you woke up as a jelly cube, what would you do?"

Well, when I woke up, I'd probably start swearing, cause I turned into a jelly. Then I'd try to jump into my computer screen and into the world of Cradle, because if I was discovered, the family dog would start nomming on me and eating me because I look like strawberry jelly (and if I'm a teir 2/3 jelly, a strawberry jelly with giant chocolate chips).

wait. I don't have a family dog.

maybe the family noob? Nah, that's me. Eating my self would technically be considered cannibalism, right?

Maybe the family moron? (AKA Shadownox. DOn't tell him I said that!).

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:32

#103

Sinistermackz

11/12/11 "If you woke up as a

11/12/11

"If you woke up as a Jelly Cube, what would you do?"

Well, there's a list of things I would do

1. Lick myself (LOL I bet U would too!)
2. Talk to other Jelatin in Jelly language :D
3. Go meet the Jelly King and see his throne etc
4. Visit their town (if any)
5. Give the knights hug (srsly guys, that's what the jelly is trying to do so stop attacking them LOL)
6. If the knights won't let me hug them then I'll try to hide in the corner of corner of corner of the map
7. Ram the elevator so that the knights won't bother me and my fellow jellies
8. Run around saying "U jelly? U jelly? U jelly?" non-stop

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:36

#104

Heavy-Duty

...

11/12/11

"If you woke up as a jelly cube, what would you do?"

:D Be happy, because people would know I'm a sweet person. Then take out some scrabble pieces and spell out "DONT EAT ME. I AM A REAL BOY" Then if they try to eat me, I show my spikes! :D Plus, I heard the Jelly's skin is actually very tough and very chewy, so it's be hard to penetrate at all, and I'm immune to the Piercing of teeth, therego I'm partly immune to the biting of teeth. Then I'd be the new family pet and would have to stay away from ants or from picnics. And my pet rabbit. I would then get myself a swivel chair because I don't wanna get dirty.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 13:42

#105

Windsickle

Question 11/12/11 If you woke

Question 11/12/11

If you woke up as a Jelly Cube, What would you do?

If I woke up a Jelly Cube, I would probably do many different things as that would be a very major event in my life, even if it was temporary. However, one of the more notable and interesting things I'd do would be to explore everywhere I couldn't when I had a skeleton. I would squeeze myself into all the nooks and crannies of everywhere I wouldn't normally be able to get to and just explore everywhere.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 13:59

#106

Afroken

Question fun.

11/12/11

If you woke up as a Jelly Cube, What would you do?
Well I guess I would have to get use to it really and now instead of killing monsters I would have to kill fellow knights and I most definetly will be killed by those knights, so I would probably just hide whenever knights came and attempt a getaway to haven when nobody is looking.
I would see if there were anyway way to fix me while in haven.
Oh and I would get to haven by Hi-jacking the elevators

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 14:15

#107

Altos

What Dark Ritual?

11/12/11

I would try to eat myself and fail then i would nibble on the jelly king until he goes into rage

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 14:49

#108

Tezliov

11/12/11

I would spread myself on a piece of bread and eat myself.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 15:19

#109

Dirty-Harry

11/12/11

If you woke up as a Jelly Cube, What would you do?
Merge with the Jelly King and then take over his body from the inside, then take over the kingdom and rule the cradle! *evil laughter*
..But will most likely get killed endlessly by knights trying to get jelly tokens.

And if that fails I'll just be a rock jelly and hide from the terrible terrible knights that murder my fellow jelly buddies. A pink crown isn't worth getting killed daily for!

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 18:54

#110

Shadownox

@Lordofnecromancers

"Maybe the family moron? (AKA Shadownox. DOn't tell him I said that!)."

...

wtf?! you dont go around on the forums calling people morons! even if im ur brother! ur so weird! im not a moron, geez!

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 20:26

#111

Incoherrant

Thanks to Myllakka, my "one

Thanks to Myllakka, my "one thing I want more than anything" actually came true. :O I am quite happy. :D Although hitting ctrl+v on a Mac is rather awkward when used to hitting cmd+v. But happy!

Anyway.
"If you woke up as a Jelly Cube, What would you do?"

I would wobble, bounce and likely find infinite amusement in my own buoyancy, hobbling around peacefully. Like a square soul jelly or something. Actually I don't know if those attack or if that's a mewkat thing only. But I'd be so passive. Just bounce, wobble, bounce, hide in patch of grass to avoid knights, wobble, bounce. I also wouldn't think a whole lot, given the sudden lack of brain, but I think that kind of squishfulness counts as being happy.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 21:46

#112

Kazham

Jelly Cube

11-12-11

If I woke up as a Jelly Cube I would...
START MY POLITICAL CLIMB
I would feature a monocle and top-hat, and I would win the hearts of all who oppose me.
The imposocube would look like an uncivilized wolver once I'm done, because I would be the Obama of JELLEH TOWN BABY!

Either that or hide in a corner, those knights are vicious...

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 21:57

#113

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners 11/12/11

Dirty-Harry
Incoherrant
Nergee

New question 11/13/11

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 05:32

#114

Sinistermackz

Question 11/13/11Why so

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

WHY SO SERIOUS?????????

WHY SO SERIOUS?????????!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna know how I got this scar?
You see, I was once one of the greatest knights of all time spending time exploring the deepest depth of each arcade gates.
I always venture alone into each gates because I find the need of companions disturbing. Since the day I find myself outside of the rescue camp, I've always enjoyed the company of me alone. Then that day came, the day everything went wrong. I spent all my CE upgrading all my items and went for a spin in the tier 1 strata. Everything went fine until the jellies were released. Not much of a hassle because of my newly upgraded weapons, but there were just too many jellies for me to handle. I fight with all my might, but they seemed to be of no end. Within a blink of an eye, A pink jelly pounced upon me giving me a big hug (reference to my 11/12/11 answer). Everything went better than expected. . . . . . or so I thought. The next thing I knew during the warm cuddling hug was the absence of my Mist Energy. Knowing this, I tried to get it out of me by attacking it, but to no avail it still clung to me like rust on an iron sword. To get it out, I used the burning Fire Vial pouring it all upon my body. I shared the blazing pain along with the little mischievous jelly. At the last squeak of noise the jelly made, it dropped some crowns, heat, a health capsule and some of my Mist Energy. As I grabbed my Mist Energy, it just dissipated and floated away. That was when I understand how loose and unstable the Mist Energy are when it's out of your armor. I took the health capsule and ran towards the elevator. Jellies were all around me trying to give me "hugs". I saw the elevator not far away so I ran with all my might. Jellies chased me like seventeen years old girls chasing Justin Biebs. As I reached the elevator I tripped over my own two feet and slammed my head into a stone leaving me this lightning scar on my forehead. I stood bleeding watching all the jellies trying to follow me up the elevator to Haven. That's the story of how the world was created

Srsly, why so serious???????????????????????????????// :D

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 00:07

#115

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

11/13/11

"Why so serious?"

Why so serious... So raise your glass if you are wrong- in all the right ways...

And ecause I didn't win 11/12/11. D':

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 00:40

#116

Shadownox

boohoo...

11/13/11

"Why so serious?"

...

why so serious...?

Why so serious?

WHY SO SERIOUS?

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

WHY SO SERIOUS???!!!!!!!!

...

why are YOU so serious? O_o

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 01:06

#117

Rouge-Rogue

Question 11/13/11 Why so

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

Because at first I was like :D because I got into a party at the Clockwork Terminal, but then the game reloaded to the next depth and I realized it was arena... then I serious'd D:<

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 06:15

#118

Astrodragon

hmm

Question 11/13/11

"Why so serious?"

serious you are? =3

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 07:17

#119

Azure-Orbit

Question 11/13/11 "Why so serious?"

Why so serious you ask?

I'm not serious, that's just my serious face. I have it on me all day, even when I'm not serious. But how can someone look serious when they're not serious and be serious when they are serious? Why did my serious rant become seriously redundant? Why am I serious about all this talk about being serious? Why am I becoming serious about all this serious business about being seriously serious?

Because I can.

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...
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U JELLY?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 08:34

#120

Kazham

10/13/2011

"Why so serious?"

Problem?

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Sun, 11/13/2011 - 08:59

#121

Randomjockey

11.13.11 Why so serious?

"If life wasn't serious, were you living right now?"
~Alex

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:08

#122

Travid

<(*-*)>

why so serious?

stuck with 3* gear and cousins that also play this game pestering me. also...... KILL ME!

(not really but you get the point)

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 16:59

#123

Jamesburger

Question 11/13/11 Why so serious?

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

Answer: Because if your not serious, then your brain will asplode and the little flying bits will cause a "chaos butterfly" effect and end the universe as we know it :P

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 21:00

#124

Heavy-Duty

...

11/13/11

"Why so serious?"

...Meh. I get that a lot. And by the way, this is why... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w ...because we never get to see the guy hit the floor.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 21:09

#125

Nechrome

Question 11/13/11 Why so

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

Because if I was LOLing at all the silly posts on this thread right now, my rep would be ruined.

wait. I don't have a rep.

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 21:39

#126

Windsickle

Question 11/13/11 Why so

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

Serious? Why, do I look serious? Maybe I do. Maybe I am. And maybe I'm not. If I do I might be, but if I am, then do I? And if I'm not, then why do I? And if I am and I do, why am I and do I? But if I don't and I'm not, why? I don't know. The plain confusion and chaos is why. But do/are/aren't you?

It may not seem so to you, but I actually find this quite funny as I write it. But serious also. Serious and funny. Funny in a serious kind of way. Seriously funny. And that in itself is funny. -and serious. (Here we go again)

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 21:51

#127

Granckatron

Question 11/13/11

Why so serious?

I'm not.
Why should I be?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:14

#128

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners 11/13/11

Jamesburger
Kazham

New question 11/14/11

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:16

#129

Xairathan

Tootsie Pop

10-14-11

I actually counted once. 417.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 01:20

#130

Sinistermackz

Question 11/14/11 How many

Question 11/14/11

How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?

2
I got a rough tongue :D

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 02:00

#131

Jamesburger

10-14-11 How many licks?

It's over 9000!!!!!!!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 04:00

#132

Incoherrant

"How many licks does it take

"How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?"

Chromalisk says:
One. But you have to allow a bit of digestion time after swallowing it in one piece.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 05:50

#133

Kazham

11/14/2011

Question 11/14/11

"How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?"

It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 09:44

#134

Randomjockey

14/11/11 The licks to get to the tootsie core.

It depends on the tootsie pop's diameter and thickness, both causing an equation of 5^d+t^2+9d+42. In case both are 1cm, then the total amount of licks would be 57. In case both are 2cm, then the equivelant amount of licks would be 89. I might've gotten the viscosity of Tootsium wrong, but that's because the actual numbers are irrational, so I estimated it down to that equation. Also, diameter and thickness are different because of the way the tongue works.
Just in case though, have fun with this monster instead:

4.793710103579...^d+t^2+9.472458254...d+42.(42)n

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:04

#135

Redlawlsy

Hoots the owl how many licks

Hoots the owl how many licks does it take to get to the to the tootise roll in a tootsie roll pop? answer: 1... lick. 2... lick. 3! crunch

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:28

#136

Thimol

11/14

Your face.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:35

#137

Windsickle

Question 11/14/11 How many

Question 11/14/11

How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?

I never get far enough to know. I don't like Tootsie stuff (Bleh. Or calcium chews. Blehbluh.). I prefer the ones with bubblegum in the center.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:56

#138

Travid

How many licks does it take

How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?

your choice of licks, you could savor the tootsiepop or eat right away

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:53

#139

Necroterra

Owned!

How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?

This question is irrelevant because, as we all know, Spiral Knights don't have tongues, and as such can not lick anything.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:52

#140

Shadownox

YUMMY!!

"How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?"

well, i got the answer. its 2273 licks. :D course, it might also be because my tounge is so soft... sigh. the things i do for crystal energy... XD its worth it though. and the tootsie pop was fun to eat. i love them! <3

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:17

#141

Nechrome

11/14/11

I don't know, because I smish my Tootie Pops between my teeth instead of licking them.

Dum Dums on the other hand...

317 for a Dum Dum. Probably around that for a Tootsie Pop too. THey're about the same size.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:19

#142

Imowor

Question 11/09/11

I would get a:

Azure Guardian Helm
Azure Guardian Armor
Aegis
Glacius
Barbarous Thorn Blade
Triglav
Valiance
Divine Avenger
Blitz Needle/Plague Needle (Not sure)

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:31

#143

Shadownox

@Ghigxhalon

too late dude...to days question is "How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center of a tootsiepop?"

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:32

#144

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

11/14/11
"How many licks does it take to get to the rich chocolatey center if a tootsiepop?"

Hmmmmmm....

.
Or 42, the answer to everything.

I actually counted once though, 368. ;)

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:24

#145

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners 11/14/11

Randomjockey
Bigfootm

New question 11/15/11

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:32

#146

Jamesburger

11/15/11

MY reaction would be to build a doomsday device and end the world today, so that the world would not end tomorrow, making that prophecy incorrect, therefore the world would not end tomorrow, so i would just do whatever i want.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:57

#147

Granckatron

11/15/11

Hmmm, I would not; post this comment and read the other comments.

But hey, I'm already dead, I'm/[Granck is] an evil cyclops robot (quoted from Bigfootm)
Soooooo..... I'm not afraid
Peace out

Edit--------------------

Just in-case any of you say 42, here's a little info about it (found on yahoo answers)

[ "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the first book in an awesome series by Douglas Adams. I really enjoyed the fourth book in the trilogy, mostly because it was the fourth book in a trilogy....anyway, as the story goes, long ago there was a group of super-intelligent beings. They wanted to know the Ultimate Answer to the Universe. So they built this supercomputer called Deep Thought and it took 7.5 million years to calculate the answer. The answer is 42, and that's all Deep Thought had to say about it. It was unable to produce the Ultimate Question to the Universe.

So an even more powerful computer was built, and that was the Planet Earth. These pan-dimensional creators of both Deep Thought and the Earth took the form of mice. Humans are actually a race alien to Earth that crash-landed here and made the process take longer than it needed to. After 8 million years, 5 minutes before the answer was completed, Vogons (a nasty alien race) destroyed Earth so they could have a better superhighway through hyperspace.

But that's not the end of the story. Arthur Dent, the only surviving human from Earth, has the Ultimate Question subconsciously stored in his mind. So after escaping Earth's destruction and embarking on trippy adventures spanning the universe and including time travel to the end of the universe (specifically to a restaurant where you can watch the universe end in glorious fashion over and over again), he wound up traveling back in time to when the Golgafrinchons (our ancestors) crash-landed on Earth.

The subconscious question was drawn out of him by drawing random Scrabble tiles. The message said "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" The answer is obviously 54, but Deep Thought's answer was 42. Dent sees this and says, "I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe." Never mind that the Scrabble message included 3 Y's, and an ordinary game of Scrabble only includes 2. Maybe he drew a blank. Or maybe it doesn't really matter.

People have tried to read way too much into this. It's just Adams being funny, and 42 seemed like the funniest two-digit number he could think of. The only really plausible hypothesis that I've seen has to do with Base 13, which means you take any number in the tens place, multiply by 13 instead of 10 (hence base 13), and add to that whatever is in the ones place. So look at the Deep Thought answer: 42. Take 4 X 13 and that's 52, add two and that's 54. And 9 X 6 actually is 54. Adams heard this theory and said, "I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in Base 13."

Anyway, you should read these books. They are incredible and may change your life." ]

There, that'll keep you busy until tomorrow

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:53

#148

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

11/15/11 "What woul your first reaction be should the world end tomorrow?"

Depends.

I'd probably rob a bank and then give it all to a charity, blow some of my own money on a few lottery tickets and thn give that to a charity, then use any leftover money to build/buy ad many things as I can and give OOO tons of cash and clean the AH. XD

Or I' live my normal life and be a good boy. ~_^

And Ty for letting me win Kuger. :D

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:39

#149

Nechrome

11/15/11 "What woul your

11/15/11 "What woul your first reaction be should the world end tomorrow?"

First, I'd use logic. The prophecy would be impossible in these ways.

1)The world is going to end tommorow, yet it is already tomorrow somewhere else in the world.
2) The world is going to end tommorow. However, on tomorrow, it would become today, not tommorow, so the world can never end tommorow; tommorow would become today, not tommorow.

However, if the world was going to end, I'd probably run around screaming in the streets "D@ W0rLD !Z GUm@ 3Nd t0M@Ra!!!111!!!234!!!@#$!!! r@N f0 D3e h1ILZS!!!111!!!234!!!@#$!!!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 23:03

#150

Xairathan

Answer

11/15/11

If the world ended tomorrow, I'd scream "Alenkran!" and immediately run to find him XD

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