Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 22:13
#302
What Dark Ritual?
"11/25/11"
Firstly, thanks Kuger! (Please ignore that CE Boss, I was VERY bored.)
As for the question:
Skolver and Vog, Vog deals elemental, and fire damage, along with various attacks. Skolver deals piercing and Freeze, along with various attacks. I'd go more in detail but that would be a while.
CEO Pit Boss
Giant Pit Boss with lots of Devilites around him, each wave of Devilites you kill makes the CEO vulnerable to attacks, which you must then deplete it's health. Again, I'd go more in detail but it would be a while.
A Giant Mecha Knight
A Construct Boss, like a regular Mecha Knight, but has the same style of the CEO pit boss. Can still do regular attacks like a regular Mecha knight. Yet again, I'd go more in detail but it would be a while.
CE Boss:
>Bigfootm used Tackle!
>It's super effective!
>The CE Economy used Buy Me!
>Bigfootm dodged the attack!
>Bigfootm used NO, and sold CE very cheap!
>It's super effective!
>The wild CE Economy Fainted!
>999,999,999,999 Exp. Gained!
>Bigfootm leveled up to level 100!
>Bigfootm would like to learn the move Rawr.
>Will you let Bigfootm learn Rawr?
>Yes.
>Bigfootm learned Rawr.
>*Rawr.* The wild Pákemán fainted.
Some kind of Sloombargo Boss, but lichenified.
Thanks Kuger!
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 22:33
#303
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If you created a boss, What would it be like?
A boss that does nothing except spew online meme at you, and all your attacks do 1 damage. He has 10k health (per person in the party), so you'll be forced to sit there while he cackles things like "SO I HERD YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ" the entire time. Or the background music starts playing the Nyan Cat music suddenly...maybe a Rickroll to flavour things up. The boss's face constantly cycles between the 'alone forever' and other such faces, too. The knights would rather kill themselves than kill this boss again and again for the tokens, not to mention that he'll drive all the knights crazy.
I'm totally sadistic, what? :p
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 23:11
#304
11/25/11
If you created a boss,What would it be like?
Boswick:To defeat this boss you need the blade of blame.It deals 75 Blame damage per second to boswick.Due to Boswick Being killed in one hit he drops Vog Cub stuff and a Volcanic Wolvertail.Also he drops this really rare item that allows you to customize armor and stuff.Boswick Damages you with ballons and with his cousin Bozo.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 23:55
#305
"If you created a boss, What
"If you created a boss, What would it be like?"
Some sort of Fiend boss. Because we have a Construct boss, Beast Boss, Slime Boss, Undead Boss (assumed), and a Gremlin boss wouldn't make much sense unless it was King Tinkinzar.
The Trojan Horse
A huge Trojan with a red shield with the Fiend symbol on it. He is followed by four Silkwings, and spawn waves of Devilites and Greavers. He is on a raised platform and, from there, summons waves of Greavers and Devilites. After defeating a wave, you must use a switch to drop boulders on him, which causes him to jump down, followed by his Silkwings. Attacks:
Sword Smash - swings his sword in front of him, deals large normal damage and has high chance of causing Stun.
Charge - charges at an enemy, dealing large damage. Can turn while charging.
Shadow Wash - summons several Greavers.
Shield - raises his shield, blocking all damage from in front of him for several seconds.
Fury - a huge swideways slash that stuns and knocks back enemies, dealing high damage
You must kill his Silkwings which generally stay close to him. They have 600 health and can heal the Trojan Horse at 500/sec, for a maximum of 2000/sec if all are healing him at the same time.
The Trojan Horse can be damaged from in front, but cannot if he is using his Shield attack. He will most likely kill you if you do try a frontal assault, so bombs are recommended for the Silkwing-killing phase.
Once the Silkwings are dead, you can proceed to attack the Trojan Horse. At this point, he uses an attack buff that increases his damage for 30 seconds. He also summons a small wave of random Devilites (no Pit Bosses).
Once you deal 1000 damage to the Trojan, he will jump back onto his platform and new Silkwings will surround him. He will summon more Greavers and Devilites, including a few Pit Bosses and randomized status-themed Greavers and Devilites mixed in. He will also summon four Howlitzers that take place in the corners of the area.
Defeat all these, and you must use the switch to bring him down again. Kill his Silkwings, and you must deal 1000 damage again, and he will jump back up. This time, he summons two Trojans as well as four Howlitzers, ten Devilites and eight Greavers. Defeat these, and four heart pads will appear in the corners of the room, but only last for 5 seconds. Then the Trojan Horse summons two waves of Howlitzers, Devilites and Greavers, randomized in status effects as well. Eveyr now and then, the Trojan Horse will pick a boulder up and throw it down at a Knight, which deals Stun and large damage if someone is caught in its radius. It can also damage monsters.
Defeat these, and repeat what you did last time. But now, once you deal 1000 damage to the Horse, he will stay. He will summon a wall of gates in the middle of the battlefield behind which he hides, and the team is automatically teleported on the opposite side. The Horse summons four Trojans on his side of the gate. Using several switches, the Knights must use the gates to lure the Horse out. He will summon a wave of Devilites and commence attacking the team. Once you deal another 1500 damage to him, he will go through a petrification (turning to stone) process like other Trojans, and shatter and drop his loot, which includes Horsehair Plumes, the Trojan Horse token. He leaves behind quite a few treausre boxes as well, and heat and crowns lying around. And don't forget crystals!
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 04:20
#306
11/25/11
@ Alphacommando <.< lolwut?
I'll make a ghost Kat Boss :D
and make it a more of a phase/stage type of battle not like the hack slash boss fight like JK
Boss name : Cattywumpus / Black Kat (according to the wiki)
1. You enter into some sort of a throne room with 4 unlit candles in each corners and 4 ember rocks spawning panel at each sides with the lil' Mewkat in the middle of the room and random critters at the back of the room.
2. When you all press the party button the lil' Mewkat will say some incantation and when it notices you it'll turn back to you and say "What dark ritual? ^_^"
3. The lil' Mewkat floats away peacefully ^_^
4. Some rumbling noises then all the critters are gone like poof with the appearance of the boss (Cattywumpus / Black Kat)
5. Cattywumpus / Black Kat says "I'VE BEEN AWAKEN AT LAST!"
Battle Start*
1. Cattywumpus / Black Kat is still untargetable at the back of the room*
2. 10 Kats and 4 Howlitzer spawn in the room with 1/3 of them being Mewkat which can be totally ignored for the rest of the battle. The next phase will start when all Spookats are destroyed
3. Numerous Grimalkins spawn in the room (this is when the candles come in handy). the next phase will start when all Grimalkins are gone.
4. Cattywumpus / Black Kat jumps out from the back of the room at a random location and inflicting Curse to any knight around the area (you can shield against it)
Cattywumpus / Black Kat is just like a super steroid doped Spookat which can only be damaged when all of the 4 candles are lit. It can also cast ghastly howl which blow the candle(s) out and inflict a random status condition to knights.
5. Cattywumpus / Black Kat is alone in the throne room and will return to the back of the room when it receive a total damage of X
Boss is enraged*
Repeat step 1-4 with double amount of spawns.
5. Cattywumpus / Black Kat is no longer alone in the throne room. 5 Kats will spawn every 10 seconds (1/3 of them are still Mewkat) and Grimalkins also spawn randomly
When Cattywumpus / Black Kat dies it'll start to dissipate and become some sort of an intangible fog-like form of it and says "It has just begun . . . . . ." and then slowly floats toward your screen with its mouth gaping.
Token drop > Shadow Fabric
Then numerous pink treasure boxes and crystals lie ahead of you :D
I'd play this stage
+ There could be more update beyond me*
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 08:34
#307
@Myllakka
That is the most hilarious suggestion I have ever seen.
Now then. If I were to make a boss. How about a human-sized, player controlled anti-boss. The anti-boss gets stronger the more people against him. The anti boss also gets to choose three weapons of his liking(no matter his own arsenal so newer, skilled players get a chance) and is able to preview the other knights as they enter their domain. To balance the 1-4 possibility, the anti boss is either immune to most status effects OR he gets to use the striker movement lockdown mod. Probably the former since the boss would have a ton of health and that'd be way too unfair. Not so sure on rewards and whatnot but it'd make this boss completely new everytime unlike JK or FSC runs which are predictable. Coding-wise, make sure that full inspect is auto-on for the boss. Rare event of not finding somebody, just make it AI controlled anyways. Bosses don't always have to be impossible to go through. Damage, ofcourse, is balanced by tier again so that fights don't end in five seconds like lockdown
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 13:25
#308
Ahh, I missed the
Ahh, I missed the Thanksgiving post. Oh well. Nice to see there are some people who are still grateful for their blessings. I thank you Kuger also and many others.
Question 11/25/11
If you created a boss, What would it be like?
If I created a boss, it would be difficult and challenging. It would require a fair amount of skill, creativity, thinking, and teamwork (if in a team) to defeat. One would have to evade a variety of attacks and obstacles to survive and would have to use the environment to defeat the boss. I'm not quite sure at the moment what the boss would be, look like, or its backstory but I know it would use the 2 levels (which would have several variants) before it to test and grind the players along the way. I don't really know about the details right now.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 14:15
#309
What dark ritual?
Question 11/25/11
If you created a boss, what would it be like?
A guy in a tuxedo named The Boss, and he does everything like a boss, and if you kill him, then you're a boss.
If I win, please send the rewards to Aekuryi.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 19:50
#310
11/25/11
If you created a
11/25/11
If you created a boss,What would it be like?
1) A trojan boss, Achilles
ah, wait, Alphacommando beat me to it. o well. I'll just do it anyways.
BOss: Achilles, a giant Knightmare Trojan with 2 swords.
Tier 3
the boss level is an arena with 2 rocket launchers on each side of the wall, and there are random walls taht can go up and down when you hit a switch..
phase 1: Regular dodge-slash Trojan-killing tactic. Except his hits can cause curse+stun+extreme Knockback. has a silkwing that goes around healing him. kill the silkwing and damage the Trojan's crystal.
phase 2: Achilles defense buffs, thena few devilites and greavers appear and start attacking you while Achilles stil tries to kill you, but he is now completely protected by his shield. . kill all the devilites and greavers.
phase 3: Achilles does an attack buff, then goes on a rampage, swinging his blades at you whenever you get near. you still cannot damage him. more devilites+greavers appear. kill the fiends.
phase 4: Achilles loses the portion of the shield protecting his back. 2 silkwings appear. However, it is still somehow impossible to attack his directly. taunt him and have him move around, trying to hit you, so that rockets hit his crystal. and kill the silkwings.
death scene: Regular Trojan death animation.
tokens: Knightmare horseshoe
can get:
new type of crystal shards bomb that deals piercing + shadow, looks like a Trojan's crystal, deals extra damage to fiends and has a small chance of causing curse. 35 horseshoes.
30 horseshoes: new accessory: a crystal that attaches to your back.
stuff like that.
boss #2: Magikat
Boss level: an arena with a Graveyard kind of background stuff.
Tier 2
Phase one: Magicat shoots random bolts of energy at you with his staff/wand thing. can cause random status effets (orange = fire, blue = shock, etc). damage him.
Phase two: Magicat summons some Zombies and Kats, continues shooting you. kill the zombies and Kats and damage the Magicat some more.
Phase three: Starts to swing staff at you, trying to hit you. dodge his strikes and damage him even more.
Phase 4: rampage. throws away staff. try not to be hit by it. summons even more undead and then turns into a Grimalkin, tries to nom on you. after a few seconds, turns back into Magicat, tries to nom on you. Damage. TUrns into Grimalkin. TUrns make to Magicat. Damage.
Death scene: Regular kat death scene.
tokens:???
can get:
Magicat hat, 25 tokens
purring cap, 25 tokens
Kat costume from hallowean thing, 20 tokens.
New weapon, Magicat Wand. Deals shadow + normal damage. Regular: Slashes with a bolt of energy at the end that deals random status. CHarge: A massive burst of energy, deals pure shadow damage and strong random status, and knockback.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 20:07
#311
Previous Winner
Previous Winner 11/25/11
Lordofnecromancers
(Sorry, Due to the larger prize today, there was only one winner. Tomorrow we go back to traditional 2-3 winners.)
New question 11/26/11
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 20:19
#312
11/26/11
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
If I were made of candy, i would be a Boswick type candy. Whenever you put one in your mouth, the lack of oxygen and the material on your teeth somehow reacts with it, and it starts emmiting a very stinky gas up your nose. After a few minutes, it gets especially nauseus, so you feint. They are also supposed to be made of disgusting stuff like raw sewage and bugs and stuff, but it is masked with artificial stuff that makes it look good but it is not, and the chemical used to mask it is also very bad for you. The chemical also starts to process. Anyways, after you feint(and the candy sticks to your tounge so you can't get it out), the candy rolls out of your mouth and through your ear and into your brain. This is Boswick's plan of taking over the world. The people who eat the candy advertise it more, and they are also his servants.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 20:57
#313
O.o
i won? only
O.o
i won? only me?
/celebrates. Woot!
thx kuger! =D
11/26/11
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
I'd be would be candy flavored candy because candy doesn't taste like candy if it wasn't candy flavored.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 16:07
#314
11/26/11
If you were made of candy,What flavor/type would you be?
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Flavor because I miss the game series (CRYS) I need a new rescue team.JK although I do miss the series I would actually be
(Click on video link)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEqGL82Igo&feature=related(Thank me for wasting your life)Or maybe a cookie "LALALALALA"COOOKIE!!!"Hello MR.Blue guy.WAIT NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 22:17
#315
11/26/11
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
I would be a giant chocolate bar and when you take a bit out of it some more grows back!
Yep the everlasting chocolate bar!
Also my guts would be caramel!
And in my mind if I thought of white chocolate I BECAME WHITE CHOCOLATE and if i thought of dark chocolate I BECAME DARK CHOCOLATE(but why would i do the dark one!)
The end.
Thanks for reading!
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 22:39
#316
What Dark Ritual?
"11/26/11"
Chocolate Cake, assuming it's not a lie. Oh, Candy? Chocolate Cake flavored Chocolate. What? Still no? Fine... A cookie, maybe. Or perhaps a lollipop… I know, how about A lifesaver. No, almost died on one... Hmph. Chocolate it is.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 00:45
#317
11/26/11
Congratz to necromancer.
I'll be every flavor chocolate nuggets!
Just like Harry Potter's Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans , but in a form of chocolate nuggets!
The reasons are because I love chocolates and the idea of having every flavor!
Imagine getting a chocolate flavored chocolate nugget! That would be awesome (lolwut?).
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 01:33
#318
Courtesy to Roald Dahl
11/26/11
what flavor of candy would i be? WONKA'S WHIPPLE-SCRUMPTIOUSFUDGEMALLOW DELIGHT!!!
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 02:27
#319
Question 11/26/11
If you were
Question 11/26/11
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
Whatever flavor cough syrup is -- aka grape. Nobody would want to eat me. I mean, what kind of weirdo actually likes cough syrup or grape flavor?
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 05:30
#320
26/11/2011
''If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?'
I would be Pie flavour :D
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 11:59
#321
11/26/11
If I was made of candy, what flavor would I be?
I would be... Lemon, Orange, Grape, Maraschino Cherry, and Cupcake. All made into one flavor.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 13:53
#322
11/26/2011
''If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?"
Being a F2P player of about 5 months with only two 4 star pieces...I'd be a Slo-Poke. If I ever get a lot of crowns and energy, then I'll be a Sugar Daddy...
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 15:35
#323
11/26/11
Hmmm. Well I would be black-hole flavored candy. :D
Description: You don't know what I taste like, but you know that I have a taste, and for the rest of your life, you can't taste anything else. :D
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 15:59
#324
11/26/2011
Children flavored candy. :D
There's a child inside of all of us waiting to come out and play. Mine shows up often and always refuses to leave. :)
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 15:58
#325
11/26/11
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
An Impostocube. Chocolate mustache, frosting hair, and Oreo pipe. Body is made of jelly. Everyone would love me. :D
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 19:35
#326
November 26, 2011
If you were made of candy, What flavor/type would you be?
I'd want to be a jawbreaker. A bubble bum flavoured one! It'll be great fun to spend the last hour of my life watching people struggle to eat me.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 19:59
#327
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 11/26/11
Myllakka
Mirei
New question 11/27/11
Yes, I updated early, because, I'm tired and would like to sleep and didn't want to wait 3 more hours just for this.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 00:40
#328
11/27/11
Why should we elect you for president?
I will make Boswick one of my slaves.then this would happen."I demand pizza Boswick."Will you give me the money."Shut the *&^% up and get to the phone,you dont want me to get out the clown nose again >:)."(worried tone)Dont worry about it sir Ill order and pay the pizza."Also Boswick you dont have to say that you have a family anymore."WAIT what?"
NOW ^$$#ING VOTE FOR ME BEFORE I TAKE OUT THE CLOWN NOSE
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 21:25
#329
If I was President
11/26/11
If you elect me for president i promise fair rights for gremlins! For too long have we been under a dictatorship ruled by a mad man. We have rights too! maybe we don't want to fight knights day in and day out (figure of speech, we don't actually see the sun so we don't know if it's day or not.)
I also promise to allow the legalization of wolver pets (despite the past instances with the pepperbox...R.I.P. Geroge Greminbags).
And lastly I will ban the construction of turrets (Mostly due to the high amount of worker related accidents. Long story short we had 21 people in the burn ward for over a month.)
A Vote for me is a Vote for Great Justice!
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 21:55
#330
Why?
11/27/11: Why should you elect me for president?
Read my speech motors: No new CE costs!
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 22:03
#331
What Dark Ritual?
"11/27/11"
Because.
Also because I'm the president of the Boswickfan club.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 22:51
#332
11/27/11
Why should you elect me for president?
Because I know what players want.
They want more variety.
Farming crowns from Jelly King run all day long isn't going to be fun in the long run.
They want more weapons too. Sword, Gun, Bomb, Spear, Lance, and etc.
More equipment slots! Now, with just a coat your whole body is covered with the theme of the coat. I suggest adding more parts to that; gloves, shoes, belts.
I will find the real causes of trouble, so people will no longer blame Boswick and life will good.
I'll try to implement more and more updates.
PS. Your date is wrong >.>
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 22:38
#333
November 27, 2011
Why should you elect me for president?
Quite honestly, they probably shouldn't elect me for president. I don't have concrete thoughts on world affairs (like how to equalize CE prices, what sort of new content to introduce, etc.) and I'm a terrible public speaker. Not to mention, I get distracted eas--oooh, shiny!
Thank you for the CE! :)
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 01:14
#334
November 27, 2011
Why should you elect me for president? Because I'm the one to pick after Royal Jelly.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 04:02
#335
11/27/11
Why should you elect me for president?
Um... Because I'm cake?
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 07:10
#336
11/27/11
Why should you elect me for president?
Because Boswick. That is all.
Also, I promise rights for love puppies, mewkats, and impostocubes.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 08:22
#337
11/27/11
why should you elect me for president?
you should elect me for the following:
1) no more ce costs is sweet!
2) i am just plan AWSOME
3) rights for vog cubs, soul jellies, gold puppies, and all other rare monsters
4) I can kill Chuck Norris, Freedy Kruger, and Jason Vorhees all in one blow
5) i would give all players of spiral knights free accessories, rare items, 10000ce and their choice of new content!
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:12
#338
Argument Invalid(); Chuck
Argument Invalid(); Chuck Norris doesn't die.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:46
#339
11/27/11
Why should we elect
11/27/11
Why should we elect you for president?
/threatening I have a nuuuke......
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 14:06
#340
item creation.
If you could create a spiral knights item that was currently what sk has like a sword a shield mat bomb ect. what woud it be only one choice though.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 14:16
#341
my answere
My name in game name is smogrn as you can see my answere for my questoin is a new plate shield if i was to create a new one i would make it like a thrust shield witch you could also quikly attack and the shield would still be on but you would a a shield attacked sword and it wouldnt be your real sword so it would go by half the power of your equipmet . I would like to request prizes if this is not good enough to get a prize i would understand.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 15:36
#342
Question 11/26/11
Why should
Question 11/26/11
Why should we elect you for president?
You should elect me for president because... Well, I don't know now that I think about. Wow, I don't even know if there is a reason that you should. You don't have to, gee. ...I guess you shouldn't. Huh. How about... "because you want?" Or... "because there are few better alternatives (no offense to other candidates)?" I honestly don't know. It's up to you after all. Why don't you tell me? I'm clueless.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 19:54
#343
11/27/11
"Why should we elect you for president?"
Because of this. Oh yes, this.
Come.. you want it oh you want it.. just write "Rangerwill" here on this piece of paper and you get it.. yes now you get it.
Don't you want one? GET ONE! JUST ELECT ME!
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 16:00
#344
...
11/26/11
"Why should we elect you for president?"
You shouldn't.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 19:54
#345
Previous Winners 11/27/11
Previous Winners 11/27/11 (Yes I know, I got the date wrong, opps?)
Myllakka
Watzen
New question 11/28/11
This game is making me poor, Your lucky I love you guys :D
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:01
#346
11/28/11
"What would you do for science?"
Me?! What would I do for science!?
I would eat snipe poop to test the theory of dying from eating it for science.
I would kill you to see if we really have feet or not.
I would kill myself so my fellow scientists could do it!
SCIENCE FTW <3!
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 20:11
#347
11/28/11
I wouldnt do jack #$$#@# for science.
There now get the camera away from me.
I said get the %$#$#ing camera away from me.
NOW.(punch)
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:36
#348
11/28/11
I would name it apeture.
i would make a evil robot
i would make 2 other robots as testers
i would make wonderfull games called portal
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:31
#349
11/28/11
We love you too, Kuger :D
What would you do for Science?
>I would make the elevator run on alternative energy :D
/*
* File: QuadraticByMack.java
* --------------------
* This program is a stub for the Quadratic problem, which finds the
* roots of the quadratic equation.
*/
import acm.program.*;
import java.lang.Math;
public class Quadratic extends ConsoleProgram {
public void run() {
println("This program will solve your quadratic equation");
println("Enter the coefficient for the quadratic equation 'ax^2 + bx +c = 0'");
int a = readInt("enter a: ");
int b = readInt("enter b: ");
int c = readInt("enter c: ");
if (Math.sqrt(b*b - 4*a*c) >= 0) {
findFirstAnswer(a,b,c);
findSecondAnswer(a,b,c);
} else { println("This equation has no real solutions");}
}
private void findFirstAnswer(int a, int b, int c) {
double x = (-b + Math.sqrt(b*b - 4*a*c)) / 2*a;
println("The first solution is " + x );
}
private void findSecondAnswer(int a,int b,int c) {
double x = (-b - Math.sqrt(b*b - 4*a*c)) / 2*a;
println("The second solution is " + x );
}
}
This is a console program I wrote to solve all quadratic equation :D
> Upgrade knights' armors so they can absorb ME faster
> Make ME tanks transferable >:D
> Do ME tank implementation into snipes so we can harvest ME >:)
> What dark ritual?
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:15
#350
11/28/11
What would you do for science?
For science I would...
-die a billion times and rev until the rev cost maxed to see if the max cost is really 1000, then do it again and again just to test it
-Jump in the way of trojans that are attacking my friends (or other knights... doesn't quite matter) and see if they target me, or continue targeting my friends.
-jump in the way of vanaduke to see how much damage he does
-walk into slags and let them hug me just cuz i know they wanna be loved
-hug the Jelly King to see if he likes me <3 and to see how squishy and yummy he is
-throw vials at the roarmulus twins to see if they really have no effect
-stick a fork in the roar twins power source to see how much power it takes to run the twins
-walk up behind turrets without a shield to see if the blind spot was really removed
-do D0-core runs with no weapons, no shield, and proto helm and armor
-send complaints about everyone I see in town square, haven, clockworks, etc and see how empty I can make SK until a GM kicks me or something
-call GMs for no reason and see if they really poop (drop) health capsules and fight with crow bars (at least one of them does)
-ride snarby and see how long it takes him to buck (shake) me off
-use one of snarby's spikes to sew him a muzzle
-get eaten by snarby to see how sharp his teeth are
-unbind all my items to try and see how exactly the gremlins do it... and then share my findings with the rest of SK so we dont depend on the super expensive gremlin services
-get tons of UVs on my proto helm until I figure out how its done... then keep the secret cuz I already told others how to unbind it.. right? Why give away all the good stuff? :D
-test the sharpness and piercing affects of all weapons, especially the swords, and try to find out why swords don't CUT... only knock and hit... (shouldn't swords CUT through monsters??? and guns PIERCE monsters??? and guns mutilate or blast monsters???)
-pull super hard on an imposto cube's dapper set to see if it could come off
-pull on the JK's crown to see if THAT would come off *crosses fingers* (I mean.. really? Do i have to make it from scratch?)
-Stalk Rubyeclipse to see HOW exactly ruby always steals his guildies (Jempire) cookies and such... I mean really! How does ruby do it????
-Protect a rock jelly because it. is. just. so. FREAKING. amazing.
-test how many people actually bothered to read the whole message or just skipped it T_T
Question added for 11/25/11!
Thanks for waiting ;)