Spiral Knights - Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

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Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:32

#1101

Isisdelltion

1/22/12

Well, I have large story explaining why my favorite play toy is legos. You see, everything that I do is legos oriented. I live in a lego house (the bed is REALLY uncomfortable) eat legos (they got lots 'o protein) sit in a lego chair (while having some yummy lego waffles) play with lego... well umm legos, and type and play Spiral Knights on my lego computer. The story behind this is when I was making a lego Skylark (see an earlier reply about legos) I stumbled upon a brick. THE BRICK! The one brick to RULE THEM ALL! THE BOSBRICK! I was wondering what to do with this ONE BRICK TO RULE THEM ALL, when I got the idea of using its BRICKTASICAL powers to somehow win the Question of the Day, but I couldn't figure out how. I poked it. It exploded in the POWER OF A THOUSAND RAINBOWS, and my house became legoish. But I don't care 'cause legos are my favorite toy (although those lego waffles are a bit too crunchy).

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 22:06

#1102

Shadownox

1/22/12

What is you favorite play toy?

I like to play with Vanaduke... his fat provides extra bounciness :D

I like to go to the beach with him some times... o, well, actually, i only went there one time. i threw him on the water and he kept bouncing on it.

He never came back ;_;

Though, i suspect it has somthing to do with the swarm of snipes chasing him when i was leaving... Vanaduke is deathly afraid of them.

Nothing is more cute than snipes! Vanaduke can't stand it.

One time, i was bouncing him in the park, playing basketball, and then he saw a snipe. You know what happened? He exploded.

Great, globs, of fat went everywhere. I suspect the snipes did it on purpose though, to get their evening meal.

Good thing i managed to salvage enough of him to glue him back together. I couldnt find his nose though. ._.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 03:00

#1103

Jiasen

22/1/12

Get your super squishy mini jelly cube today! This is a very fun and pointless toy!!! COMES WITH A FREE RESPAWNING BLOCK. So you don't need to worry about accidentally killing while playing fetch using your Archeron! Can be used as a hostage against the Royal Jelly to make him gie you more Jelly Gems!!! This is my favorite toy!!! This wonderful tou canbe yours for a low 99k CE!!!

Buyer beware: may cause damage if you aggrevate it.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 03:54

#1104

Skold-The-Drac

1/22/12

Favorite play toy?
Eh... charcoal, white charcoal, sanguine, pastel, drawing pencils, paintbrushes (no paint just water thanks) and any medium (cardboard, paper, foam) Endless fun for hours when you put it on a table and pretend you have to do extreme matrix moves or just really get into it. Jump around the medium, make slash marks for the heck of it... gets out anything.
Warning: May result in various injuries to both you and the drawing media.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 05:35

#1105

Iyashi

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Shadownox

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Mon, 01/23/2012 - 06:02

#1106

Jiasen

23/1/12

The product of a cross breeding between a snipe and a toaster will become the most wonderful creature of all. A toasting snipe :D. My favorite breakfast meal will become as simple as making a snipe fly! The heating elements will have merged into the snipes wings and whenever the snipe flys, the extra exertion and heat from pumping blood around the body to make the wings create lift, will be channeled to power the toasting elements under the wings. Just place a piece of toast under the wing and hazzah! Insta-toast! The color of the toast is determined my how hard the snipe is flying. If the snipe is scared then your toast will become no more then charcoal. If the snipe is peacefully roaming around then your toast will be a tasty light brown. Added toasting elements will be beneficial for the snipe because they will not get so hot and tired because the excess heat energy will be channeled to the toasters, therefore keeping the snipe cool and calm from the heat, which will also result in the perfect toast.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 06:14

#1107

Spyash

question 01/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe and a toaster?

a snipedrone-flys around all day (if it still can with all the extra weight) shooting flaming pieces of toast and cooking Knights breakfast for them...and the send it fly into their faces.

doesn't that just sound lovely!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:48

#1108

Embodien

01/23/12

You would get a slice of toast in the shape of a snipe. The snipe would be able to talk. He would tell you about his terrible incident with the toaster. As he was on a casual stroll on one evening. He saw a innocent toaster lying on the floor. He wanted to take a closer look and went inside. However what he didn't see was that his evil half brother Gary the snope (evil snipes xD) was watching. Gary sneakily pressed the end of the toaster and caused great problems for the snipe. 2 minutes later the toaster had disappeared and left was the innocent snipe in the form of a slice of toast. The snipe vowed revenge onto Gary who has yet to be seen since the whole incident. The result of cross breeding a snipe and a toaster leaves a very unhappy snipe :(

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:14

#1109

Randomjockey

What would happen if you cross-bred a snipe and a toaster?

You can't - one's a creature and one's a machine (eventhough a funny one.)
If you'd create a mecha-snipe with toaster parts, it'd be hilarious to watch.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:54

#1110

Emerlite

1/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

Magic!... Thats all I have to say. :)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:18

#1111

Mysticbeam

snipe + toaster

toasted snipe ._.

it wud be a wonderous machine that toasts snipes ands keeps them warm ^_^

kuger, meet me ingame and i will show you :D

THERES ALREADY TOASTED SNIPES I HAZ 5 OF THEM THEY ARE CURRENTLY ON COOLING RACKS!!!! =0

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:46

#1112

Weld

snipster 1/23/12

what would happen if you cross bred a snipe and a toaster?

you would get a cyber-snipe a.k.a. a snipster, that would be able to cook you the best toast the universe has ever known and it can also fly around and take care of that pesky fly that keeps swimming in your tomato soup. I WANT A SNIPSTER!!!!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 16:27

#1113

Psychodestroyer

1/23/12

What would happen if I cross bred a Snipe with a toaster?

The toaster would get rejected by the snipe. Something about it being to 'square' and 'rigid' to be in s stable relationship.

Man those snipes are picky :/

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 20:19

#1114

Spamlibarmy

1/23/12

Question 1/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

The result would be the lovable Maple Snipe! The Maple Snipe would spend its day flitting between the trees of Jigsaw Valley, collecting pats of butter and small Jelly Cubes to regurgitate to its delicious Eggo Waffle young.

The Maple Snipe is not always peaceful; it will use its dreaded heat-ray vision and butt-mounted heating coils to protect its syrupy nest from hungry gremlins. The Maple Snipe would have little interaction with Spiral Knights, however, as it's not exactly clear that they actually eat anything.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:16

#1115

Korakc

What is the worst super power

wrond question *facepalm*

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 18:19

#1116

Windsickle

Question 01/23/12 What would

Question 01/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

If you tried to cross-breed a Snipe with a toaster, you would fail but receive a tasty meal.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:06

#1117

Elixiel

Question 01/23/12 What would

Question 01/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

It would end up with a dead snipe and a broken toaster. So the new breed is, as I would call it, trash.

If I was to cross breed, I would have done it with a fryer.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 20:14

#1118

Iamnoone

Question 01/23/12 What would

Question 01/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

You would have basterbird. A stupid thing spinning in circles trying to baste it's self all the time.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 20:16

#1119

Urbbro

Question 01/23/12 What would happen if you cross bred a snipe w

If your bred those, then you would come out with toast-snipe which would be able to shout heat!! :P haha lol!! and it can make things burst into flames and make them turn black!!!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:04

#1120

Dark-Flare

1/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

You would get a very unhappy snipe. And a very, very confused toaster that produces bacon.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:19

#1121

Necroterra

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

You would get a snoaster, the most fearsome creature of all Cradle, which breathes fire and has razor-sharp spinning wings of death.

Not something you would want as a pet.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:23

#1122

Bigfootm

Delicious.

Boswick. And snipe feathers. With a hint of bacon.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 22:26

#1123

Nechrome

1/23/12 What would happen if

1/23/12

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

I'd rather not think about it... Yuck.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 04:39

#1124

Dragonmasterxantos

What would happen if you cross bred a snipe with a toaster?

Yuumm!

about the same thing that would happen if you bred a mewkat with an oven :)

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 07:07

#1125

Iyashi

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Embodien

New Question 1/24/12

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:57

#1126

Windsickle

Question 01/24/12 You have a

Question 01/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

Well, with such a bounty of useful tools I can:

A. Create a Milk Sling out of the bucket, string, and glass of milk. With that I could light the match and fasten it somewhere with the paper clip so I could it use it as a target (sling the milk at it and try to put it out). Once the milk and match are rendered useless i could quickly modify my Milk Sling into a Bucket Sling and use the empty glass of milk as the new target (see how long it takes to break it).

B. Sit on the bucket, drink the milk, play Cat's Cradle with the string, pick at my body with the match (unlit of course), and then tap at the empty milk glass with the paper clip.

C. Fill the bucket with the milk and the glass, placing it over a partially-opened door using the paper clip to keep perfect alignment if need be, also turning the string into a snare trap of sorts. I could then wait to activate my grand booby-trap using the snare string to keep the victim in place for the duration of the activation of the booby-trap. Once the trap completes its activation I could then use the match to light the string still fastened to the victim's body. A memento of the most exciting day of its life.

Happy New Year.
PS: Is it just me or has the number of Kuger's Question of The Day participants tripled as of late?

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:56

#1127

Weld

QOTD 1/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

i will create a bomb.

the bucket will contain the fuel, the cup o milk will be the fuel, the milk will be emptuied into the bucket the string wll be the fuse and the paperclip will be the trigger with the match contained to the interior of the bomb. i will explain the design:

the bucket and cup will make up the body of the bomb. the milk will be inside the bucket/cup combo. the string will tie together the paperclip and match. I will break a tiny hole in the bucket to stick the trigger into. and once it is ready i will take out the paper clip, lighting the match which will ignite the fuel, aka milk, and then throw it at some poor randome knight, aka windsickle, and it will explode spreading milk all over the place!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

@windsickle sorry about the milk bomb... i couldn't think of anyone else

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 14:14

#1128

Emerlite

01/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

A bell.. a really... quiet bell....

Get the bucket, drill a hole in the top. Put the string through the hole. Tie the paperclip at the end of the string that is inside the bucket. Use the match and put it at the top of the string as a better grip... and just drink the milk and smash the cup on the ground for fun

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 14:18

#1129

Windsickle

No offense taken.

@Weld: No harm done. I like milk. Well, 2% reduced fat cow milk at least. I don't really know about goat milk, or rice milk, etc.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 14:59

#1130

Psychodestroyer

^( ' o ' ).

1/24/12

I have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What am I going to do with it?

Interesting trick question. You name all these items, then a single match and then ask, what are you going to do with it, actually meaning what will I do with the MATCH, not any of the items stated PRIOR to the final object.

THEREFORE, I give it to an adult so I don't burn down the house.

Come on guys, get FIREWISE! :D

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 15:09

#1131

Tilybb

01/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

This is going to be corny and not very good and kind of long, but corniness captures my essence and well I have nothing to lose so..

I hate the person who gave me these things,
I kind of wish instead they had given me wings.
But this is not my problem, let me explain,
It's not the match, the string, they are not to blame.

On this bucket I could happily sit,
To ponder 'bout this small paper clip;
Imagination could take me real far,
Across ideas so bizarre.

I could think about this piece of string,
The use of such an overlooked thing;
I could think about this single match,
I could wonder why it's not a catch.

I could create inventions,
Truly deadly in their intentions,
I could figure out a way to spook,
For example, Mr. Vanaduke.

I could come up with milk bombs or milk slings,
I could play Cat's Cradle with the string;
I could create a really quiet bell,
Or maybe stay on my bucket too, that's swell.

No, I will not hate this person for these things,
I do not mind the clip, the bucket, the string;
But when I run out of inventions, time, water and food,
When I'm starving and will die soon..

When all I have is this glass of milk,
I think, damn fool, I'm extremely lactose intolerant.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 16:16

#1132

Arbituser

01/24/12

Question 01/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

Pour the milk on my head, wear the bucket as a hat, tie the paperclip and the match on either side of the string, light the match, swing it around my bucket hat, BAM. Instant orbiting fire brain bucket. Proceed to sell to some TF2 fanboi for $500.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 17:10

#1133

Pilotx

>:D

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

Attach the bucket to the top of a door. Make the string weak. Attach the string to the bucket, and use the string to attach it to the door. :)
Pour the milk in a bucket, light the match, and drop the match in. Now the milk smell horrible thanks to the soot. Now drop the paper clip in front of a glass door, the person opens the door to pick it up, then bam! Sooty dirty milk on their head! :D

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 22:38

#1134

Nechrome

QOTD 1/24/12 You have a

QOTD 1/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

Kill someone. I can use the match to burn someone up, drown someone in milk, strangle them with string, stab them to death with the paper clip, and bang someone on the head repeatedly with the bucket.

Or throw them away. THems is trashes.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 23:02

#1135

Elixiel

Question 01/24/12 You have a

Question 01/24/12

You have a bucket, a string, a glass of milk, a paper clip, and a single match. What are you going to do with it?

Plant the match.

Steps to create your own match plant:
1. Roll up a string and place it inside a bucket.
2. Stick a piece of match into the rolled up string.
3. (optional) Partially unfold a paper clip and use it to support the newly planted match.
4. Pour some milk as the nutrient for the match plant.
5. Watch it grow and enjoy.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 02:19

#1136

Skold-The-Drac

01/24/12

You have bucket, string, milk, paper clip, and match. What will you do?

Get the lemonade I was looking for by using the string, put it in the bucket, get out of the fridge I stepped in by picking the lock with the paper clip. Walk down the hall, light a match and light some candles when I enter the living room, play SK on my laptop. DONE!

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 04:29

#1137

Dragonmasterxantos

You have bucket, string, milk, paper clip, and match. What will

I would build a nuclear reactor, then use it to power an army of robots who will take over Haven.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 06:58

#1138

Iyashi

Previous Winners

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Windsickle
Elixiel
Tilybb

New Question 1/25/12

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 14:58

#1139

Embodien

25/1/12

That box of tissues is locked up inside a wooden draw which requires a key to open it. And in that wooden draw is a purple portal which consumes anyone who opens the draw. And in that purple portal is a dark room with nothing inside but a brown cupboard. In that brown cupboard is NARNIA xD. And inside Narnia you must first turn to your immediate left where at once you will see a tree that has a door. In that tree there is a door with a path leading to a cave. And in that cave is the Snarbolax's wife protecting your box of tissues >:D In order to get past a person must show that he really needs them by opening a box which contains a bell. Once you have rung the bell, the snarbolax's wife acknowledges how badly you really need the tissue box and you are enabled to collect the tissue box which is inscribed "tissues when you really need them ;) sincerely love puppy". There my friend is where you will find the tissues when you truly need them. (:

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:50

#1140

Vifig

1/25/12

"Wheres a box of tissues when you need it?"

All used up ):

(On an unrelated note, everyone should try the Kleenex Cold Touch tissues! I tried them once because of the pretty blue box, and they're so cool! They feel cold on your face! It may be a little excessive if you're not sick, but they're great when you are! Not to mention fascinating on the first experience XD)

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:20

#1141

Dragonightwolf

Answer 1/25/12

It''s never there when you need it

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 14:48

#1142

Windsickle

Question 01/25/12 Wheres a

Question 01/25/12

Wheres a box of tissues when you need it?

Squashed up under the coffee table, filled with dirty snot rags (used tissues).

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 15:13

#1143

Psychodestroyer

1/25/12

Where is a box of tissues when you need it?

A simple question requires a simple answer!

JUST out of arms reach.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 16:46

#1144

Skold-The-Drac

Where's that box of tissues? 1/25/12

Under my bed... I swear everything finds its way there. I've found magic cards, pokemon cards, tissues, chocolate, socks, more socks, even more socks (always the left ones XD), clothing that doesn't fit me, books, and my old gameboy.... which doesn't work anymore apparently.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 18:18

#1145

Weld

1/25/12 where's a box of tissues whne you need it?

at the closest Walmart/ convienance stoe

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 18:19

#1146

Nechrome

1/25/12 "Wheres a box of

1/25/12

"Wheres a box of tissues when you need it?"

At Target. And you're 1 cent short of buying it. So you get a job as a construction worker and break your spine (not really)carrying bricks and moving things in a wheelbarrow and nailing nails and accidentally hitting you thumb and falling off a roof, and when you get payed, you head toward target. but right when you're about to grab the tissue box and buy it, solmeone snatches it and buys it first. You cry and you need even more tissues and you sit on the hard, cold floor of target with tears and snot and boogers all over your face and shirt and hands and such, then a guy comes by and says, "Dude, get a tissue."

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 19:24

#1147

Isisdelltion

1/25/12

In my hand. The single tissue is being used as we speak.

*ACHOO!*

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 20:00

#1148

Dark-Flare

1/25/12

Where's a box of tissues when you need it?

I don't believe in squares. Thus, I don't believe in rectangles. Therefore, I don't believe in Boxes. So. Where is the BOX of tissues? I BURNED IT. Because in the universe i believe in, Boxes don't exist. Tissues only exist in rounded pocket-size containers. But NOT in SQUARE LIKE BOXES!!! >_< SO Boxes cannot exist in the same time-space as RPSC (round pocket-size containers). So, either they all spontaneously combusted, or I burnt them. Your choice.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 20:55

#1149

Elixiel

Question 01/25/12 Wheres a

Question 01/25/12

Wheres a box of tissues when you need it?

I never need my tissues in a box. If I need a sheet of tissue, all I need to do is grab one around me.

Whenever I get a box of tissues, I open it and immediately draw out every single sheets. I let entropy take care of where the sheets go so that I can grab a sheet anywhere I go.

If it was the box and not the tissue that I need though, I can probably have better luck going out to buy one than finding the box taken care by the entropy along with the tissues.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 20:59

#1150

Gospel

1/25/12

Where's a box of tissues when you need it?

Story is, someone has the tissues stuck to his pants...
The box went along...

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