Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

No none showed up? O.o that'sscary.I had school and some extra after-school math program called MathCounts, so I couldn't come. But keep up the good work! :)
What time is it? 2/01/12
At the time of this posting, it is 9:00 and 32 seconds PM, give or take a couple milliseconds, in Pacific TIme Zone, on January 31st, in the year 2012.
TL;DR: I don't know. Ask someone else.

Sorry about my time. :/ I saw PST and instantly thought EST... Yeah... prolonged failure on my end.
Thank you so much for the prize Kuger... I've been.... all over the place over the tails set. Thank you so much for being an awesome person.
I sing praises all over the internet about people like you. And typically find myself shocked when nearly nobody I talk to (on SK for chrissake) knows your name... (seriously? Person giving free ce to people who type a few words on a forum she made relevant to a question she asks? Has a QOD forum in Treasure Vault? NO? Here, open a new tab on your comp.)
Anyway. On to the question... since that rant's taken up a bit of space...
Q:2/01/12 What time is it?
Well... on Mercury you have better luck finding the year
On Venus you need a woman's intuition
On Earth it's somewhere between 01:00 and 23:59
On Mars, M.S.E. 239th year, 9th month, 8th day, 12h, 39m approximately how much time the longest martian storm on mars has lasted and is still going (in earth time)
On Jupiter, During Red Dot (abb. DRD) 40th year, 12th day 4th hour (jupiter time)
On Saturn, Ring Era, 10000+ years (earth time)
On Uranus, Blue Dot Era 20th year 4th day 16th hour (Uranus time)
On Neptune, A.P.P. (After Planet Pluto) 6th year 16th hour (earth time)
those are all the planets (not planetoids) in the solar system.
Where I'm at it's 10:32pm MST
Question 02/01/12
What time is it?
It is exactly 12:46 AM!! here in Canada :)

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? NOW THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!
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As for event I would have loved to come, but - no offense or accusation intended - you only put up the event time the day before. Honestly it's hard to shift around plans on that short of an time frame for an online event; most of us have school, jobs, or other occupations. If you could give at least three days notice or more I would relish the chance to participate, even without valuable prizes.
Though I'm sorry it was such a horrid turnout.
What time is it?
It's time to PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

What time is it?
It is time for you to read this witty answer and give me some ce for writing one of the best answers to your question xD
Sorry i couldn't make the event Kuger. Im close to GMT time so if i were to log on from here it would be approximately 0:00 midnight. And im too tired to stay up that long especially on a weekday. Sorry :(

I know this is a old question but basil lives underground so he can sometimes trick the AH and steal the recipes.He doesnt steal everything becouse he doesnt want to be hunted by the knights whos items are he stold thats why he sells then cheaper than AH .That way every1 buy his recipes he stolen.(get it??):)

"What time is it?"
An hour later than it's supposed to be in my car, since we didn't care to adjust after Daylight Savings.

What time is it?
It is time for the fabulous wonder that is PIE, jolly chap!

what time is it?
its the time for dinner where i live....or it can be....(yeah it can be time for dinner)

ITS PANDA TIME!
theres a funnyish story to that. u see, in band camp (no american pie references plz) there was 1 kid who had a clock at his house with a panda on the face. when he asked what time it was, his friend thought it would be funny to refer to it, and said "its panda time".
even though that guy graduated a a couple years ago, and my class wasnt even in high school at the time (only told stories about it by our director) that phrase is STILL being used any time some1 asks that question, followed by the director saying, "it doesnt matter what time it is as long as we get our work done."
*no, there is no reference to kungfu panda in this particular case*
Question 02/01/12
What time is it?
-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY *smack* sorry i mean SPRIRAL KNIGHT JELLY TIME! time to die jelly king xD

What time is it?
@ Buildlord: IT'S TIME TO GET A NEW JOKE!!!! XD
I'll be honest: It's time for people to stop asking that >:3

time!!! TIME!!!! WHY ITS HAMMER TIME!!!!111

Question 02/01/12
What time is it?
It is time to decide which answers win the Question of the Day provided that the time that it is now is the time of Kuger's reading this.
If the reader reading this now is not Kuger (well, and even if it is), then it is simply time to read this peculiarly knowledgeable answer to Kuger's Question of the Day event as well as the time for whatever else the reader plans to do that comes to passing, whatever else the reader does not plan to do but happens anyways, and the vast majority of other various events and happenings of this time at the time of the reader's reading this of which may or may not affect the reader directly and of which there are way too many to mention in this answer so they are not being listed here.
And of course, if the time that is now and is being referred to is the time of my typing this. Then it is time to finish typing and press the "Preview" and "Save" buttons respectively.

What time is it?
The time is...
Oops sorry! I didn't get to finish! Its dinner time!
X3
It's time for me to...fall asl...zzzzzz...

Previous Winners 2/01/12
Netknight
Windsickle
New question 2/02/12

Y? (Why?)
Y₀! (Why not!)
Mathematics!
If we stopped to think why every time before we commit an action, there would be many opportunities missed.
If we never stopped to think why, we would do many stupid things.
If I think why am I thinking why I'm thinking of why, then I might find out why I'm thinking why I like reading this thread. :D

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Why?
Because the universe was made from 2 masses of energy having a fling while their parents were away that's WHY!

...and z. now i know my abc's, next time wont u sing with me

Why?
Because
he
can do it
you
can do it
I
can do it
because
we all
can do it
that is the only reason why.
Named: "The qeustion of poëtry" - By Kaesa reru

Why?
Because if you don't , you could end up dying in a tragic car accident. Imagine you are just rolling on the highway and all of a sudden the driver suddenly decides to brake. Well then if you haven't got a seatbelt on then you will go flying out of the window.
Don't ask why kids. Always wear a seatbelt

Question 02/02/12
Why?
(huzzah for smallest question yet)
Because.
(huzzah for what I'd thought would be the smallest answer yet until I saw all the answers that consisted of only a few numbers. And of course, it is definitely not the smallest answer if you count these two sentences in parantheses right here.)

Why?
Because if I didn't, a rip in the fabric of the universe would open up a portal leading to another dimension, leaving the planet vulnerable to a race of giant beavers that have been lying dormant under the ice of Antarctica, these giant beavers were once led by the african sun god, Chuck Norris, and they would take over the planet. That's why.

2/2/12
Why?
\('-')/ \(l_l)/ \(;_;)/ \(T_T)/ \(X_X)/ I DUN KNOW Y!!!

I was going to make some stupid joke, but then I read Eguias's answer.
Can I vote for him or something? Because that was brilliant.
If I can't... why not? (Hahaha! stupid joke! ... kill me.)

Why?
Aka WHY?, a band
Genre: Folk / Indie / New Wave
Location Cincinnati, Un
According to their stream, "The European tour has NOT been cancelled! All shows in Europe are definitely happening! Please check the events page for all currently confirmed shows."
See this page: http://www.myspace.com/whyanticon

Question 02/02/12
Why?
I can give you the reason, but I don't think you, a mere human, can understand it. It is so complicated that your mind would filter out any parts of the answer even if you see it.
You think I'm lying? Try this, I'll place the first few words in between the arrows:
-> <-
Maybe I will consider giving the whole answer to the question if you can see the words there. Until then, keep wondering.

Why?
Ah, the classic universal question, the likes of which can never be completely answered.
-Why is the universe 'there'?
-Why do we exist?
-Why is Kuger being senselessly nice all the time?
THEREFORE: I will not leave a definitive answer to this QotD because there IS no definitive answer.

Previous Winners 2/02/12
Psychodestroyer
Elixiel
New question 2/03/12
So sorry about taking so long to update, I fell asleep before I could last night.

No worries Kuges :D
What is the difference between you and I?
Well, 'you' has 3 letters in it, whereas 'I' has just the one. Moreover, each of 'You's letters are completely different, whereas 'I' just has...'I'.
'You' contains a 'Y', 'I' just has an 'I'. 'You' contains an 'o', 'I' just has....'I', 'You' contains a 'u', whereas, 'I'...you get the picture.
...You say I'm being stupid?
I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever yo say bounces off me and sticks to you! :D

What is the difference between you and I?
You are awsome.....
....I am unworthy....
...Thats the difference.

"The difference" - by Kaesa reru
The difference between
you and
I is all that
they see in
our carracter, for the difference between
you and
I is nothing, for
we are twins.
Inspired by "twin cannons"

in 1 aspect: everything, in another: absolutely nothing. is it really a question of who we are? what we've done? or what we were meant to be? in essence, what is a difference? is it anything more than what we believe to be normal? what is normal? in reality, this is not a question. "normal" is a standard set up by all those people who swing with this crowd or that so they can point out the "flaws" of someone else. but is there really a normal in this world. the answer is no.
so how does this answer what makes me different than you? even if this question isn't directed at anyone in particular, i see no liberty in justifying the statement, but found it as an opportunity to express one of my deepest beliefs.
pointing out the "differences" in others seems only to attempt to cover up the "flaws" in yourself, thus making you no better than than the flaw you just pointed out.
so what is a difference? what is normal?
i believe that difference IS normal. be yourself, don't listen to what others tell you to be, what you have to do to be "normal". you already are normal, because NOBODY is normal, everybody is different.

Whats the difference between you and I?
Nothing, we are all the same.... Inside...

Capt. Obvious moment coming... in 3... 2.... 1...
You're kind, generous, and appear to lack the will to sarcastically respond to anything.
I'm rarely kind, hardly generous, and wish to make sarcasm known to all that deserve to know.
You don't deserve sarcastic responses.
I do.
Oh, and if I'm judging the gear you were wearing correctly.... You're a female...
I'm definitely not.

Previous Winners 2/3/12
Kaesareru
Skold-The-Drac
New question 2/4/12
Updated a little early, I'm getting tired and don't want to fall asleep before updating like I did last night

It would depend for me.
If it was similar to the Harry Potter Room of Winged Keys - where they all looked different and you could tell by the look of the key which one was for that lock - I would find the one that looks right, open the box, then make armor or an accessory or something out of the rest. Because if someone took the time to make 500 individual and diverse keys they should be appreciated.
If they all look the same: I would probably sell all the keys and buy a hammer, then just freaking BREAK the lock. I mean I could try each and every one, but come on.
Or just cast Alohomora.

Question 02/04/12
You have a single lock, and 500 keys. What will you do to open the lock?
Sledgehammers are aways useful. :)
But it depends what it is locking. If it's locking nothing, I'll use the keys, because its locking nothign, and I'm in no hurry.. If it is locking in something important, I'll smash it open with a hammer. It's it's lockign in something evil and ravernous, I'll place some nub knight in front of the lock first, then open it.
TAKE THE NUB! *runs away really quicly* Nub: Huh wat I don't what's gon- ARGH!!!
EDIT: Oh wat? didn't see the guy above me had already taken the hammer idea... was typing it while he was typing his. he must have posted first... XP derp...

Question 02/04/12
You have a single lock, and 500 keys. What will you do to open the lock?
I would have the keys tested one by one, until the correct key is found.
But I won't be the one doing it. I would find a foolish person and challenge the person to find the correct key. I'll do the laughing.

Single lock, 500 keys. What will you do to open the lock?
Remember the combination 44-21-51, which unlocks the lock. Retrieve the chocolaty and shiny goodness inside the vault.
Then spend 6 ce for the next door to open, so I could get even more goodness.

ill try 3 keys, get frustrated at the next 4, practically have a seizure over another 12, find some wood, start a fire, melt the keys down, and forge them into the shape of a crowbar. this is gonna get ugly, but that lock is goin down.

I would use the keys until if find the one that opens the lock. Once i have done this i would open the lock. I would then write a note saying:
Reward for Opening lock $1,000,000!
I would take the key that opens the lock and leave all the other remaining keys. Of course all of the other keys wouldn't open the lock. Therefore the lock would be impossible to open xD . I would then hide behind a tree and laugh at anyone who tries to open it.
What time is it?
Its time for you to get a watch!!! :P (I know, I know...)