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Wed, 02/29/2012 - 21:21
#1651
Noodlebrain's picture
Noodlebrain
2/29/12

"If you had a jar of dirt, What would you put inside it?"

Combustible lemon seeds.

Then I'd use those combustible lemons to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

*evil laughter*

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 04:14
#1652
Weld's picture
Weld
what wouyld i put in the jar of dirt?

high grade c-4, which i would then use to blow up my school therefore having more time for SK and to have fun here!

either that or the cookies i keep stealing from kuger so i can grow him a cookie tree

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 08:51
#1653
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Jar of Dirt 3/1/12

I would put more dirt in the jar of dirt, derp.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:14
#1654
Witalon's picture
Witalon
Jar of Dirt 3/1/12

I would probaby put some water then more dirt then more water. I will make new World in that jar. And there will be peoples and animals and plants. I will make my own World.
(sorry for my bad english)

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 16:34
#1655
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 2/29/12

Windsickle
Tailithia

New question 3/1/12

Sorry for taking so long, been busy.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:20
#1656
Noodlebrain's picture
Noodlebrain
3/1/12

"If you had a single jar of peanut butter, How would you use it?"

Keep it and use it for the following purposes when needed.

http://listverse.com/2009/03/01/top-10-unusual-uses-for-peanut-butter/

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:37
#1657
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
3/1/12

If you had a single jar of peanut butter, How would you use it?

I'd give it to some poor kid I find.

I don't particularly like Peanut butter. Don't hate it, but don't like t much either.

And it's initials are Pb. In other words...

You're all eating Lead.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:48
#1658
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
NO! Psycho, you stole my

NO! Psycho, you stole my idea! >:(

3/1/12

If you had a single jar of peanut butter, How would you use it?

Make a peanut butter and nothing sandwich. I don't like jelly.

Or I'd try to use it as pencil lead... and leave a yellow gloppy mess all over my homework.

I could have a peanut butter war.

Give it to a very starving hobo... who's allergic to peanuts. Cruel, I know. XD

Or I'll just throw it away... I just read an article about food poisoning in school like, yesterday, about a peanut epidemic that killed 9 people and made about 19000 people in the US sick and gave them bloody diareaha and sludgy vomiting and nose bleeds and blood and mucus and snot kept flowing out of there body. seriously. what a coincidence that I read about peanut poisoning and the day after you have a question about peanut butter. O.o

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 16:31
#1659
Kadexus
Answer

Question 03/01/12

If you had a single jar of peanut butter, How would you use it?

I would take take the jar and plant it and make a peanut butter tree.

Wait, what do you mean it doesn't work like that?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:09
#1660
Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
Question 03/01/12 If I had a

Question 03/01/12

If I had a single jar of peanut butter, How would I use it?
I'd use it to rot and take up space in the corner of my refrigerator. After all, everyone knows you can't have peanut butter without cream cheese and bacon.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:19
#1661
Wenkuang's picture
Wenkuang
03/01/12

If you had a single jar of peanut butter, How would you use it?

I would use it to butter peanuts. That's what peanut butter is for.

Oh, you mean peanut butter, not butter for peanuts!

I'd set it on fire. Fun times!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:30
#1662
Netknight's picture
Netknight
QOD 03/01/12

Threaten a major politician or millionaire with fatal peanut allergies to get what I want.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:44
#1663
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
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Wenkuang
Lordofnecromancers

New Question 3/2/12

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:56
#1664
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
3/2/12

I found this in your room, What is the meaning of this?

I don't know what you're on about. There's nothing but life in my room.

Waitaminute...

If you expect me to be able to tell you the meaning of life, I'm sorry t leave you sorely disappointed.

But feel free to ask this guy. He knew it, even if only for a second http://letmesaydotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/life.jpg?w=480

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 01:53
#1665
Skold-The-Drac's picture
Skold-The-Drac
Lulz 3/2/12

What is this room you speak of? Why I've been living in a shrubbery for my past nine lives! Short-lived you know. This massive spikey... blob kept attacking it.
I swear I was a snipe before... how'd I get in this body?

It's not my room I tell you. wait... it is?

Well then where's my shrubbery?

:?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 02:39
#1666
Netknight's picture
Netknight
QOD 03/02/12

Unhand my non-child-friendly materials!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 18:46
#1667
Wenkuang's picture
Wenkuang
03/02/12

I found this in your room, What is the meaning of this?

What are you doing in my room? You know I've been trying to remodel it to stop being a dimensional portal to the underworld! That's not even my stuff, those darn devilites just keep hiding stuff there. Plus, they always start throwing pitchforks at me when I ask them about it.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 06:42
#1668
Myg-Mog's picture
Myg-Mog
The Internet: "Violating Privacy Since August 12, 1991"

"I found this in your room; what is the meaning of this?"

Crap, she found my stash! *Jumps out window*

"Hey wait! I just wanted to know why you had the candy!"

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 14:46
#1669
Diamondshreddie's picture
Diamondshreddie
If i had a jar of dirt ..

i would tell you to look at what's inside it ...

then probably dance around and get hit by a flying purple chair... ; ^ ;

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:05
#1670
Dark-Flare's picture
Dark-Flare
3/2/12

I found this in your room, What is the meaning of this?

Well...uh...i...um....Mom well i....uh....you see...uh... it's yours.

PS @ Diamondshreddie, you're a day late :o

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:09
#1671
Noodlebrain's picture
Noodlebrain
3/2/12

"I found this in your room, What is the meaning of this?"

Umm...

*braces for hour long lecture and scolding*

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:29
#1672
The-Fresh-Maker's picture
The-Fresh-Maker
Runs and Crafts and Sell and Help Anyone and Buy good weapons...

11/09/2011

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

Runs and Crafts and Sell and Help Anyone and Buy good weapons...

There. All in one sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:58
#1673
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 3/2/12

Dark-Flare
Skold-The-Drac

New question 3/3/12

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 02:25
#1674
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
3/3/12

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

The only logical thing.

Get a spoon.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 05:50
#1675
Weld's picture
Weld
3/3/12

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

first reaction: "WHY!!!!!! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FORK!!! TT-TT"

second reaction: "what do you want with my fork kuger?'
Kuger:" i wish to create a robot made from only forks"
final reaction:" oh ok here i have a whole draw full of forks. would you mind if i was to help?"

then suddenly: epic uber fork fight in which kuger almost cuts my head of but i freeze him with liquid nitrogen

"sorry kuger, by the way how is that cookie tree?"
kuger:" mmmm....mhmhmhm....MMMHMMM!!!"
"oh sorry i know i had a blow torch somewhere around here...where did it go..."
*finds blowtorch , unfreezes kuger, and then kuger and i play a boring game of checkers in which he wins and i must give him my brownies*
that is what i would do about it, and i hope you are not allergic to nuts kuger cause there be peanuts in the brownies

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 07:06
#1676
Wenkuang's picture
Wenkuang
03/03/12

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

Well you know what? I stole your spoon! So there! MWAHAHAHAHA! I've got a hostage, you need to listen to me!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 10:07
#1677
Ludachris's picture
Ludachris
2012/03/03

i would steal your knife, now we are even -,-
also i used that knife to cut off your fingers,a fork is not so useful without fingers now is it!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:01
#1678
Jikeu
Question

You took my fork, idiot. That's the Holy Grail of the Spiral Knights COOL CLUB. I know you're dead, cause you touched it, but im writing it to you as an undead. Also you forgot one thing we have a knife, a skewer, a spoon, and the most sacred item, a spatula to defeat you all!!!!!!! Lets go Rageful Grass Blades!!!!!!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:37
#1679
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
03/03/12 I stole your fork.

03/03/12

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

I don't use forks. I use chopsticks. I must embrace my Asian heritage and use chopsticks.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 14:58
#1680
Ultranuma's picture
Ultranuma
03/03/12 I stole your fork.

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

umm.......sadly,i dont use forks either. I also use chopsticks because my family is chinese.But for the question, I would make a sad face :'(. also, i would p®oboably go take a poo then come out and then i would call 911. U get arrested then i finish eating my lunch. the end.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 15:40
#1681
Metanat's picture
Metanat
i would come to your house

i would come to your house and drool in your food until you gave my fork back

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 17:28
#1682
Archomeda's picture
Archomeda
3/3/12

"I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?"

You stole my fork you say? Well... go on then... eat the delicious cake I've placed in the fridge then as well!
The cake a lie? How did you kn... *cough cough* how did you come to that conclusion?
Though I'm required to remind you, that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 18:27
#1683
Galidyn
03/03/12

"I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?"

I would send waffles to eat your soul.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 18:59
#1684
Remiliaoftheearth's picture
Remiliaoftheearth
3/3/12

"I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?"

"Actually, it is not mine. It belongs to a friend of mine.
"What friend, you say?
"Well..... look out! Behind you!"
As he turns to look a devlite runs out from behind me, punches him on the back and grabs the fork. The devlite disappears.
"I answered that. Problem?"

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 19:01
#1685
Noodlebrain's picture
Noodlebrain
3/3/12

"I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?"

Nothing.

I always use chopsticks like a boss to keep up my Asian heritage along with Lordofnecromancers.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 19:23
#1686
Skold-The-Drac's picture
Skold-The-Drac
FORKIE!!!!

Why you steal forkie? WHY???!!!
Hang on... I'll bring forth... the ultimate secret weapon. PUSS IN BOOTS BEGGING!!! Give Puss the fork plz?

Don't make me get Kitty Softpaws... She will get your stuffz.... and I will use them... >:P

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 20:12
#1687
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Kitty...?

Waitaminite, I know an SK friend of mine who has that name as an alt, I just forget WHO....

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 21:34
#1688
Dark-Flare's picture
Dark-Flare
3/3/12

I stole your fork. What are you going to do about it?

It's ok Kuger. I use a spork.
http://misterkristoff.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/american_spork.jpg

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 21:44
#1689
Blackskies
3/3/12

I'd let you have it. I'm sure you wouldn't have stolen it unless you really needed it. In fact....

Out of the generosity of my heart I'd buy you more forks so that you wouldn't need to steal any more in the future.... around Oh I don't know five or ten thousand of them, and with great and meticulous care I'd plant them all up-right in your lawn because honestly it could use the aeration, and for all this I wouldn't expect a single dime or word of gratitude from you because I'm such a kind and generous person.

P.S. - I hope you don't mind if I borrow your spoons for a while... ALL of them. Enjoy your fork forest!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 22:43
#1690
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 3/3/12

Blackskies
Remiliaoftheearth

New question 3/4/12

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 22:47
#1691
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
3/4/12

If Three Rings gave you the opportunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, What would you name him or her?

....

Alicious.

Wanna know why?

So I can smash him/her into a PULP then INCINERATE it for making THIS: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/45788

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 00:59
#1692
Qbcio
3/4/2012

If Three Rings gave you the opportunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, What would you name him or her?

Of course Qbcio, he would be my twin brother and we could be a competition for Roarmoulus Twins!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:51
#1693
Wenkuang's picture
Wenkuang
03/04/12

Trivyal, to go with Seerus. He's the Crimson Order's resident idea judger: If he approves, they won't do it. Essentially, he's the idiot of the group.

Also suggested that the Roarmulus Twins were outfitted with love puppy guns and tried to eat a tier 3 jelly. The only reason he's in the Crimson Order at all is because they need a source of entertainment.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:47
#1694
Mouseyrouse's picture
Mouseyrouse
If Three Rings gave you the

If Three Rings gave you the opportunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, What would you name him or her?

The joker.

Why so Seerus?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:58
#1695
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
^

Best joke ever.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/45759

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/210/811/132277612429.png

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 05:41
#1696
Remiliaoftheearth's picture
Remiliaoftheearth
3/4/12

"If Three Rings gave you the oppurtunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, what would you name him or her?"

I'm not sure, so I'd name him/her (I'm not even sure of the gender!) Idontknow.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:45
#1697
Ludachris's picture
Ludachris
3/4/12

okay now i will give you a serious answer.
probably Heretek. he would be one of the dark gremlins, would make sense since they are a totally different kind of gremlin.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 09:16
#1698
Skenderbeu's picture
Skenderbeu
Idk Raphael cuz the name

Idk Raphael cuz the name sounds cool, and hes my favourite ninja turtle, then the girmlen with that name would be my favourite grimlen. Even though the Crimson Order grimlen's are bad.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 09:51
#1699
Florianz's picture
Florianz
3/4/12

hmm black ninja gremlin.. Silhouette ( refer to hero on HON ) this name will be epic xD

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:07
#1700
Weld's picture
Weld
what would i name a member of the crimson order?

i would name her Duoviux, herald of Eternal Suffering cause she is at a Teir 87 level an no night can withstand her mighty Vulnex Megaton Meteor (since you fight it in a factory with a ceiling laced with supersized roarmulus cannons), and so she can enjoy your suffering and misfourtune, she would place all along the walls about 100 total love puppies just to torment you.

so basically she would keep hammering you till you have half a life bar left and then would bring on the love puppies just to keep you alive long enought to decide which way you knights body will be destroyed, after which she would trap your sould in a jar and then go forth and devour them.

All knight everywhere fear her might, but fear even more the might of King Tinkinzar, whos power is that of teir X (past the final teir) and is too strong for even vanaduke (both gremlins have already cleand up all of the clockworks with vanaduke's mangled body 50 times)

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