I tell to their children not to learn from me.
Ign:skylords
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 18:26
#1952
03/22/12
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 18:33
#1953
"You walk in, you close the door, you lazily throw the keys on t
i say what r u doing in my house get out or ill kill u all and then i brandish my trusty blade and chase them out then i sneak out the window and go to my apartment and never go there again
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 21:09
#1954
3/22/12
"You walk in, you
3/22/12
"You walk in, you close the door, you lazily throw the keys on the table, and just as you look up, there's a family staring at you. Wait a second, this isn't your apartment! What do!?"
Wonder why there are hobos on the ceiling (you look up, but you never looked down, so you look up at the ceiling) and then wait a second, per the instructions. Then grab a hunting rifle and shoot them out of the air.
*LoN has declared open season on [insert names here]!*
Then chuck the hobos out the window. THat should teach them to try and sneak into my apartment... Wait, I don't live in an apartment, I live in a house...
Oops. ._. .-. ._. .-. ._. .-. ._. .-.
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 22:28
#1955
3/22/12
You walk in, you close the door, you lazily throw the keys on the table, and just as you look up, there's a family staring at you. Wait a second, this isn't your apartment! What do!?
You briefly look at them, then proceed to take off your shoes, turn on the TV, pop some popcorn, and completely make yourself at home. While they are still there. Problem?
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 22:48
#1956
"You walk in, you close the
"You walk in, you close the door, you lazily throw the keys on the table, and just as you look up, there's a family staring at you. Wait a second, this isn't your apartment! What do!?"
I quickly look around. The unfamiliar surroundings catch me off guard. There's really no way to describe my embarrassment. Or my fear. I see the lady of the household reach for the phone next to her as her rugged, yet intimidating partner approaches me. He grasps my keys and whispers, "What are you doing in my house?" I reply, "I'm sorry, I'm so confused, I'll just be on my way." He simply shakes his head as he nods at his wife. She dials the three numbers that would spell my doom:
9 - 1 - 1.
My heart races. My knees begin to tremble. The man shouts with such power, such fury in his voice, "How dare you enter my home and scare my children? How dare you enter my domain without my permission?" I begin to stammer "Sir, I have no idea what you are talking about, I'm just a poor shoemaker!" He reaches into the umbrella bucket next to the door and retrieves his cutlass. The woman, finishing her police report, shoos the children into the other room. I reach for my own blade, but realizing I had left it at the cleaners the other day, I have to settle for my bare fists. Using my kung-fu training, I begin to wail on the man, completely in self-defense of course. My large, powerful claws leave lacerations in the man's body, but he is unfazed as he steps towards the oversized, novelty bell lying in his living room. He winds up with the cutlass and strikes it, causing a deafening ring to echo throughout the town.
I'm stunned. I can't hear myself think. I can hardly breathe and this man cannot understand that I made a simple mistake. As the police rush through the door, the ringing in my ears begins to subside. As they drag me away, I ask, "Why?", and the man simply replies by pushing a mirror in front of me.
The reflection staring back at me is not that of a human, but that of a beast.
I am a monster.
I am the Snarbolax.
... Which makes me wonder how I drove a car or got into the apartment anyway, because I'm a fictional creature. Oh well.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 00:12
#1957
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Fri, 03/23/2012 - 00:30
#1958
3/23/12
Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?
OMG I LOVE CHEESE TOO- wait, "laugh evilly"??
CHEESE HATER!!
Nah, just kidding. back to the question.
I would do this: KUGER WAKE UP!!! *SHAKES KUGER VIOLENTLY* YOU CAN'T THINK OF LEAVING THIS THREAD!!!! WAKE UUUUP!!!
...
MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA CHEESE!!!
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 02:18
#1959
3/23/12
Try to wake him up. If fail then I shall select a new heir and teach him how to make questions.If succeed then he should go to the hospital for checkup.LOL
Ign:skylords
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 02:19
#1960
3/23/12
Sorry for a extra post.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 04:58
#1961
P.S, I'm most certain that I
P.S, I'm most certain that I am in fact a girl! :o Or at least I was the last time I checked... (not counting it against anyone who states otherwise)
Just thought you'd wanna know cause I notice a bunch of folks say 'he' a lot
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 05:00
#1962
throws pie at kuger
PIED!!!!
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 05:27
#1963
Question 03/23/12
Question 03/23/12
Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?
Answer.
I would come to you, holding a piece of paper and say, "hey girl, can you help me with this 5 add maths quadratic equations. Oh yeah and the draw out the graphs too?" Without any doubt, you would walk away :)
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:41
#1964
03/23/12
Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?
I would... STEAL YOUR CHEEZ! Omnomnomnomnom. :3
Now you shall haz nothing to laugh evily about... BUT I DO!
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:10
#1965
3/23/12
"Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?"
I would go to the nearest mouse farm, buy a few thousand of dem mammals, train them intensely for several months, and send them around the world in search of cheese, in hope that one of them brings back the biggest wheel of cheddar cheese anyone has ever seen and send it to the QotDH (Question of the Day Host ;P) via PayPigeon to make her (right?) be happy with her cheese and continue the Question of the Day. :)
If not, then the world will implode. With everything else in the known universe. And the void that lies beyond that.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:15
#1966
23/3/12 (I'm Still European)
"Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?"
Hold the cheese ransom at gunpoint with a hairdryer. Pretty obvious. I mean, all this talk about evil plans and stuff when really, it's all basic tomfoolery.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:29
#1967
3/23/12 Kuger goes insane about a block of cheese! :O
I would run, steal the block lof cheese and run away, if it goes the way I plan, you go back and write the questions again and again, day after day, as if nothing happened.
If my plan fails miserable, I'll end up dead :3
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:36
#1968
03/21/12
Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?
Well obviously I'd host it.
Since I'd need CE funds, you probably will have to give them to me, just so that I can uphold the fine tradition of the Question of the Day.
Of course this is all strictly hypothetical. It's definitely not a plot to steal as much CE as I can, and there are DEFINITELY not any mind-altering substances in your food that will give you a fixation to cheese...
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:39
#1969
03/23/12
Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?
Trembling with fear, I try not to cower as I approach the insane knight. Kuger, once a succesful, popular knight, was hit on the head by a block of cheese by a stupid noob, and was turned into a mindless creature, blabbering about cheese. As I approach, Kuger turns to look at me, hunched, with an insane, yet mischevious grin on his face. "Heh, heh. Have you come to taste some of my cheese? My delightful cheese." He laughes some more, giggling abou cheese. I see him hug a block of cheese in his arms, squishing it. I bravely step foward, and, clearing my throat, announce, "You will hand over that cheese." Kuger looks at me with no comprehension wahtsoever of what I said. "Cheese? You like some of my cheese, do you? NO! My cheese! MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!" Kuger laughs insanely, and then starts running around in wide circles, shouting, "MYINE!! THIS CHEESE IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He continues screaming, and I, who had fallen on my rear end by Kuger's sudden outburst, threw a rock at Kuger, shouting, "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!" Kuger stops dancing, looking at me, frowning. My rock hits him in the head, and he drops to the ground, murmuring "cheese..." I dash faithfully to him, and he looks up at me, wincing with the pain, agony clearly seen in his eyes. "Shadownox...." he murmurs. "I...I entrust you to the rights of the Question of the Day...hurry...take it...take it all..." He opens a container with massive amounts of CE inside. "I won't be here much longer...licve it on, Shadownox, LIVE IT ON!!!" With a final breath, Kuger sighs peacefully, and dies. Tears streaming down my eyes, I take the container, and vow, "I promise Kuger."
So, basically, I just do it myself. :D
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:46
#1970
Kuger starts laughing maniacally about cheese... what do i do?
Id just eat the block of cheese...
you cant evil laugh insanely at something that no longer exists.
(laugh evilly and insanely?)(laugh insanely evil?)(evilly laugh insanely?)(meh, nvm...)
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 21:53
#1971
3/23/12
"Suddenly the question of the day host (me!) goes completely insane laughing evilly about a block of cheese. What would you do to make sure the question of the day continues?"
Melt the cheese, pour it into a bowl of nacho chips, and give the nachos to homeless people in need.
Then I'd go straight up to Kuger and say:
Don't be greedy, Kuger. :(
Oh yeah, and POST THE QUESTION OF THE DAY ALREADY!
/poke Kuger
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:44
#1972
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Also, It has been brought to my attention that people are wondering when I'm holding the event for the celebration of becoming the largest thread, I have every intention of doing this but I was very busy the last few weeks working, I do have the free time to do it now but, I am under funded, I need time to get together enough ce to really have a fun event. Thanks for understanding!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:18
#1973
Question 03/24/12
By some
Question 03/24/12
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
But Boardwalk and Park Place, and maybe a Railroad. But then I'd only have $50 left. Enough to get out of jail if I ever land on it. Or maybe I should buy all of the orangers and reds... create my Gauntlet and get a bunch more money from Shadow. And then buy Boardwalk and Parkplace, and Railroads. Hope I don't land on one of Shadow's hotels... He gets about $1500 each time I land on one...
Hey, Monopoly $$$ is real, and it's in the world, and it's money. But I suck at Monopoly... Shadow keeps beating me and getting all my equiptment... I already lost 20 CE and a Cobalt Helm UV Curse Low...
But it's real money that you can use in the 'real world,' then I'd buy... nothing. I'm too obsessed with money to spend it, even though I really want to. XP
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:39
#1974
By some random means, you're
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
Sweet. I'd buy-
Wait, maybe I should save some...
...
hmm...
ah, what the heck. I'd use a lot of it for Crystal energy, then conduct an insidious plot to lower CE prices by selling it all for 1000 crowns.
After that, I'd use some to buy some videogames and popcorn. Can't have too much of either.
Soon, news headlines will be:
"Kid miraculously gains a fortune, squanders it all."
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:03
#1975
3/24/12
"By some random means, your given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?"
Dunno......lets see what i end up writing:
I would spend it all on buying crazy monkeys with beards that love singing "Blue Christmas" by Elvis. They would sing it everywhere i went and they would be potty trained too. Then i would kill 3 of them and put their bodies in the trash. I would then bring the trash can out and leave it for the trashman. He would empty it out into his truck and then scream. He would throw the monkeys onto the street. A car would come by and trample them. I would then feel sorry for the monkeys and think im a horrible monkey owner. I would sell the rest of the monkeys to 2 nice men wearing black hoodies at 2:00 in the morning. Then i would use the wealth given by the men to buy a camel. I would lead the camel outside to play catch. We would get into a fight and i would tackle the camel. I would then tell him to beat it. I would turn to go into the house but before i would, i would turn around to say bye. All i would see is a splatter of blood on the road. I would cry and walk back into the house. I would call a pizza place and order pizza. The guy would arrive with my pizza topped with pepperoni, mushrooms, cheese, sauce, meatballs, and just about every other topping. He would say "That'll be 300$." I would be infuriated and slap him in the face. I would steal the pizza from him, shut the door, and lock it. I would hear sobbing on the other side of the door and then three button beeps on a phone. "Yes I just got slapped and stolen from. You know what to do." I would hurry out the back door and jump over my backyard fence. I would run down the street screaming like a lunatic. A cop car would turn onto the road i am on. I would run for my life and scream " Please dont hurt me! Im only a Monkey hater, Camel killer, pizza stealer, and lunatic!" They would catch me and throw me into their car. I would take out 4$; all that is left of my money. I would try to bribe the officers with it. I would tell them that they can get a box of macaroni and cheese for dinner tonight. One of them would take out his tazer and hit me with it. Then I would wake up in a prison cell with a mad hermit who likes sniffing people when they are sleeping.
So basically, dont give me $1000.
Edit: Talk about random.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 05:52
#1976
3/24/12
"By some random means, you're given $1000 in real money, what would you spend it on?"
Actually, I'd throw it at my computer, yelling for CE, and hoping it somehow gets onto Cradle. When I find out it's broken my computer despite being paper, I would rage, throw it out of my window, and jump after it. After breaking every bone in my body I would bury all the money before dying and in the next thousand years or so, turning into a skeleton. Good luck to whoever finds a bag of bones guarding some pieces of torn up paper! Have fun!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:40
#1977
3/24/12
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
i would spend it on my weight in cookies. that is all.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:58
#1978
what would i spend $1000 on? QOTD 3/24/12
i would spend some on SK stuff ( about $200) then i would go to the closest mall to me that is good (in this case the Holyoke Mall in Holyoke,mass)
and go on a shopping spree! i would make sure to save about $500 though for non- junk related uses such as food and cloths
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:13
#1979
3/24
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
One dollar would be glued to the floor in a store so I could watch people try to pick it up and the other 999, chocolate.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:03
#1980
3/24/11
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
I would spend it on you, Kuger, my love. You know... because you are always on the prowl :) http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1536&bih=861&tbm=isch&t...
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 15:22
#1981
3/24/12
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
I sit down on my couch, dazed. Some random guy had just gave me $1000 for free, and then ran into the road, screaming his head off, getting trampled by a truck. I think about all the good thigns I could buy with it. I could buy a new computer. A bunch of candy. Maybe go on a shopping spree, and buy as much things I can get at Macy's before they run out. Our maybe I could just cash it all in to SK and buy the company. Or, maybe I could just do all of that. Suddenly, a spark of inspiration hits me. I run to the pet store, and buy a million gerbils. A few trucks truck them to my house, and then dump them into a gigantic cage. I then go to bed. the next day, I wake up with a bunch of rabid gerbils swarming over me. Screaming, I run out of the house, and order a few million cheese pizzas. I throw them at the gerbils, who only eat them and get bigger. Soon, the entire town is engulfed in rabid gerbils, who are eating everything in there path. Horrified at what I had done, as a last resort, I go to Safeway and eat all of their beans. Then, trying not to let my buttocks explode, I walk over to the gerbils, and let it loose. The gerbils all die, and I leave the carcasses where they are. The next day, they have all turned into plague essences. I go collect them all, and craft a million deadly virulisk suits, deadly virulisk masks, venom veilers, biohazards, plague needelds, and dread venom strikers, and sell them all to basil, who rips me off bad, and gives me 1 crown. I then go to the core, and drop the crown into it. Hitting a vital spot, the core explodes, and vana, who had been sitting on his toilet, let loose a huge fart at the same moment. The fart and explosion react, and turn into a deadly plague. It spreads all over cradle, and then my computer explodes and the plague starts coming out of my computer. The entire world is also effected, and everyone dies, including me.
Trust someone like me to do a stupid thing. :D
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 17:58
#1982
3/24/12 - free dough
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
Simple, I would buy myself a nice 42in+ TV, sell my old big a$z plama and buy a ps3 along with all the Mass Effect video games, only to be disappointed by its trilogy's piece of @g*$(% travesty of an end; I would then proceed to try and punch a whole on the wall forgetting in my rage that the wall is actually made o concrete. Thus I would need to use the remaider of the money to go see a doctor...
Oh dang, I guess that before all that I will record the following as a remainder:
(deep voice)
If you're given $1000 in real world money, don't spend them on video/online games;
when you spend money on games you will be enraged at disappointment;
when you are disappointed you punch a concrete wall and fracture your hand;
don't punch a concrete wall and fracture your hand.
If you don't get this then you haven't seen the directv commercial adds, I love the one with Charlie Sheen on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZYIdmdx14 or type Charlie Sheen DIRECTV TV Commercial 2012. :D
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 21:50
#1983
03/24/12
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
I'd buy a life.
:x
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 22:26
#1984
$1000!!!
03/25/12
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
I would keep $500 and spend it on food for my family. I would donate the other $500 to an orphanage because I was an orphan
IGN:metaalpha
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 23:53
#1985
3/24/2012
By some random means, you're given $1000 in real world money, What would you spend it on?
OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD, THAT'S A LOT!!!!! NOW I CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THIS-
wait, we're talking bout the CE you gave me, right?
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 00:21
#1986
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Sun, 03/25/2012 - 01:01
#1987
03/25/12
As you randomly travel to your backyard, You notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
(child friendly)
It's a beanstalker! This rare species of plant does not, in fact, lead to a giant's palace in the sky. It has the unsettling ability of lurking around a certain person just at the edge of their vision, slowly whittling down their sanity.
Soon the target is a gibbering paranoid shell of their formal self. It is unclear why they do this, but leading botanists say that it's "for the lulz." Either way, I've had one following me for 3 years now, one more wouldn't hurt.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 01:16
#1988
Question 03/25/12
As you randomly travel to your backyard, You notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
(child friendly)
*faceplants*
This is my plant! Can't ye see how beautiful it is? ^_____^
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 02:25
#1989
Question 03/25/12
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, You notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
(child friendly)"
A huge tree that has bubbles for leaves with a hollow stem that acts as a secret underground passage to a parallel universe. But in order to enter, you'll have to make a dreaded deal and sacrifice a certain something to the people of the underground village: YOUR FRIDGE! ..*female screams in background*
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 03:17
#1990
03/25/12
lol @ Thunderbog. Love that answer. XD
And the question:
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, You notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
(child friendly)"
It's a gigantic tree with spreading branches and white flowers, it's shadow covering over the entire neighbourhood. It will grow bigger and bigger until it takes over the world. From within it's roots, dwarves will dig their way out and rebuild civilisation.
*fails at interesting answer* orz
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 05:26
#1991
3/25/12
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, you notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it? (child friendly)"
I'm guessing it is a cherry coconut tree. Cherry coconuts have a creamy, chocolate filling with a cherryish taste. They are delicious. When you eat them, you feel as if you cant stop! You will eat them forever if someone doesn't stop you! Have fun with your addict tree.
(Pay no heed to this message; it is not part of my answer. It is an addict tree. Who knows. Maybe the cherry filling isn't chocolate after all. >_<)
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 06:42
#1992
3/25/12
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, you notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it? (child friendly)"
"Yaaarrrrgh!
"Charge at it, smash it, the intruder!
"Wait, what?
"Oh, it's a good thing it's an Ironwood tree, and cannot be destroyed, eh?
"Waitaminute, what's a tree from SK doing here? >.<
"Ah well, it's pretty.
"Huh? You say it's not the tree you were talking about, it's that?
"Hey, that's a tree too! No, actually, it's a- OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"
As I flop to the ground, immediately being defeated, I mumble "Lumberrrr...."
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 11:25
#1993
D:
(My face turns red as I realise I double posted.)
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 07:05
#1994
3/25/12
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, you notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it? (child friendly)"
Frankly, if its in my backyard, it would be dead. nothing grows there.
I am such a bad gardener.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 09:41
#1995
3/25
"As you randomly travel to your backyard, you notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it? (child friendly)"
A money tree so I could randomly give away $1000 to strangers to see what they would spent it on.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 16:53
#1996
Question Response
3/25/12
If I were to travel to my backyard and find a large plant that wasn't supposted to be there and say what it is, it would be a coconut tree beanstalk cocoa hybrid because it is pleasently warm lately.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 18:57
#1997
3/25/12
As you randomly travel to your backyard, you notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
That's no plant! That's my uncle Chuck. Since global warming, etc, started to kick in, he decided to start being eco-friendly, so instead of breathing, he started photosynthesizing (which makes him look like a plant)
PS Don't worry, he'll probably be gone tomorrow since he said he's allergic to the new weed killer i've been using.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 20:12
#1998
What plant is growing in my back yard?
OH MY GOD, WHEN DID DR. PEPPER START GROWING ON TREES!!!!????
0.o i think ive died and gone to heaven
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 21:17
#1999
3/25/12
Ah what the heck, I'll give it a go just for the heck of it.
As you randomly travel to your backyard, You notice a very large plant growing that wasn't there before. What plant is it?
Keywords:
-Plant
-Very large
-Random
-Travel
-Wasn't there before
Prognosis: PLANET PLANT.
/Awkward silence
.....
You know, Planet Vegeta?
The planet of the saiyans? AT least before it was blown up?
It was called Planet Plant before that?
Nobody really knew that because it wasn't there before?
DBZ ref?
Anything?
~Psychodestroyer
P.S: Kuger...you know the drill. Don't even try it...
EDIT: Ohai new page :D
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 21:22
#2000
@Kuger
In about 2 weeks I need to coordinate a meeting with you...
Shhhhhh.... don't tell anyone. ;)
Wonder why I was at an apartment in the first place, then faint from embarrassment.