"If question of the day suddenly ended one day,how would you react?"
First i would THROW THE CHEESE AT YOU!!!!. Second i would send my spy chicken minions to haunt you for all eternity!!!. Third i would make a video game that you can punch and kick Kuger all you want!!. I am finsihed
"If question of the day suddenly ended one day,how would you react?"
I would start my own, the success of which would depend on how well Kuger takes to flattery
:T errhem " Of course it would fail, how could I ever live up to Kuger's legacy? D:"
ign: Lyfehunter
Hmmm, I'll probably need to find another chatroom to post my awesome whimsical answers. Probably will end up harassing my guild about how they should give me free ce for my liveliness during guild chat, get kicked, join new guild repeat.
Since I won't need to spend like 20 minutes thinking and typing up answers anymore, i'll also probably finally have time to go and do my homework. Plus there's really no point in playing sk if you can't deep on the forums. Since the forums ends, that also means the events you organize would end, so i would probably start cursing in-game and finally be able to see what append when you type a curse into the chatbox.
and man i'm bored.....WAIT WHAT?
OH MY GOD, QOTD is ending? WHAT? I JUST STARTED TYPING RAMDOM STUFF LIKE I ALSO DO AND DIDN'T READ THE PROMPT THOROUGHLY!
"HEY MOM, WHERE's MY GUN AT????"
the only silver lining on my poor pathetic life as passed. No point dwelling on this pointless planet anymore. Goodbye cruel world.......
I'm talking about clockworks of course. HA! As if i'd actually off myself for real :)
Hmm, I'd quit spiral knights, stab myself all over, get eaten by something and the rip my way out, burn it's body, burn myself, then jump off niagra falls, shoot myself in the head, and break into hell and put myself in eternal pain. And rip Kuger's body to shreds.
Previous winners 4/9/12
Korakc
Noodlebrain
New question 4/10/12
If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?
This is gonna be the most common answer i think:
EAT EM UP!
If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?
I'm lazy. I'd find an ex-priest-now-baker to exorcise the cursed baking, then give them to that poor guy down the street.
No, not that poor guy, THAT poor guy!
...
Not that one! The OTHER one!
WHATEBNHJGH DOES HE LOOK POOR TO YOU!?
......
YOU HAVE LOW STANDARDS.
.....
I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOYFR-HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM WHAT I SAID?
...
/faceplam Whatever, the guy on the right of the guy you just pointed out.
NOT THAT RIGHT THE OTHER RIGHT!
FFFFF-/rolls coin down the road.
THE GUY I JUST HIT WITH THE TWO DOLLAR COIN.
...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT POOR NOW?
TWO DOLLARS IS NOTHING.
.....
IF HE KNEW HOW TO 'STRETCH HIS DOLLAR' WOULD HE BE POOR!?
........
"If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?"
My first reaction would be to burn them. Unfortunately, they seem to have gained status immunity (or partial immunity) to fire and ice.
My next reaction would be to open up the plastic frosting lid to get to the troublemaker inside.
~Sev
I stay inside my house until the cakes have caused enough chaos to make several cars crash in the streets.
When I step out of my house, the streets are littered with motor vehicles. No living person is in sight.
I sling an automatic rifle over my shoulder along with two ammunition bandoliers and put on a Kevlar jacket that won't actually help much. Oh, and it's got lots of pockets.
I walk out into the street and stand on top of a car, rifle loaded.
As the camera pans out to provide a full view of the zone, the demonic cakes emerge from the buildings around me.
We stare at each other for several minutes.
The moment one of them crawls within thirty feet of me, I open fire, pockmarking it with bulletholes.
The rest of the cakes advance, and I fire bullet after bullet. Cakes tip over, whipped cream splashes everywhere as my bullets sink deep into the demonic pastries. A smaller cake manages to sneak up to me, and is subsequently crushed under the butt of my rifle.
My magazine runs out. I unlock it, and catch it in my hand as it flies out. I then throw it twelve feet straight into the eyes of a demonic cake, which falls over and rolls out of sight, dead. Bullet after bullet is fired. Cake after cake is ripped apart. I feel a sudden heat in my rifle. Crap. It's overheated. I wrap a handkerchief around the barrel and hold it that way, smashing it into several cakes nearby. The rifle breaks. I look around for the nearest weapon and punch through the window of a nearby gasoline truck. I rev the engine, and run over several dozen cakes. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a cake stretching up, and I only interpret it too late. The candle punctures the gasoline tank. I jump out as quickly as I can, jumping off the soft top of a nearby cake and over the many cakes left.
The fire of the candle has spread to the massive amount of gasoline inside the tanker. As the stupefied cakes look around, failing to realize where I went, the truck explodes and engulfs the area in a massive fireball, throwing slag everywhere and releasing a cloud of black smoke into the sky and obliterating all pastry based opposition..
The shockwave of the blast would've thrown me to the ground in any other occasion, but not this one. I simply turn my back on the carnage, and as the rest of the flammable material creates smaller explosions, I walk away.
As the wind of the explosions blows against my back, I pull a pair of shades out of my pocket and put them on, and say the following words.
"Burn, baby, burn."
"If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?"
I would take a knife throw it on DR. Who's head before he regenerates I would take his Tardis (time machine) go back (not to the future) to the past and tell Biscotti not to make those Ceep Cakes. :P
"If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?"
I would grab a flamethrower and yell, "My cakes will burn!"
"If demon cakes started attacking in real life, What would you do?"
Well, I would grab my boobs and curage to put my finger in it's fluffy side to have myself a taste of its topping.
Then it would probably kill me but I would be such a happy girl :)
Id hide in a closet and wet my pants.
If demon cakes started attacking in real life, what would you do?
First of all, what do demon cakes hate the most? Of course, it's none other than angel puddings! (duh what else)
Yup, I'm gonna bake an army of angel puddings! :3
But I don't know how to bake, so I'll run over to my mum and hug her as desperately as I can and plea in my most touchy voice: "Please mum you gotta help me you have to teach me how to bake if not the whole world's gonna end and we'll all DIE!!!"
(after a few hours...)
Pooh, finally after a gruelling training I baked my first successful bakery product! Now, combined with my inner arcane energy and wizardly skills, I mix some celestial baking powder and pure divine essence from the heavens itself into the rest of the ingredients. I taste a bit off it for a test, and it tastes like......... OH EMM GEE IT'S PERFECT FOR DEMON CAKE BUSTING!!
Without further due, I bake an army of angel puddings and fetch a basket of it out of my house. "Now, go my angels! Fly! Drive all the demon cakes back to where they belong!" I yell.
The puddings flutter their wings made of frosting and fly across the streets and into the skies. Now, we only have to wait :)
P.S. If you happen to see an exceptionally beautiful pudding outside your window, please refrain from eating it. That's my angel pudding. Well, if you already eaten one, expect a demon cake coming to you soon. Very soon :P
Previous Winners 4/10/12
Snowdusk
Psychodestroyer
New question 4/11/12
04/11/12
"If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?"
I will just tell him that he was fired and then "I run, I run so far away"!
In the throne room, I sit down in a chair. Vanaduke sits opposite to me, and I say,
"Mister Vanaduke, I bear a message from your superiors concerning your occupation.
'Lord Vanaduke,
We have been watching your abysmal performance for the past two years. You have had a 42% success rate in defending our investment boxes. You have been performing an incredible amount less than expected. This leaves us with no choice. We're running low on investments to put in random boxes. We've already arranged for a new guardian to take your place. There is only one thing left and that is the part where we tell you-'
"...that I'm getting promoted?" interjects Vanaduke.
"I was hoping I could say that, but alas, it says here,
'- that you're fired.
We expect your bags packed and your office clean at two o clock the next day. Good day sir.'
Vanaduke mulls this over for a few moments, then stands up without a word, picks up his mace and the water wells, and leaves.
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?
Me: Yo Vana?
Vana: Wat?
Me: They fired Yo flamin' butt.
....
Me: Vana?
Vana: What's this? More dogs hungry for the blood of Almire? Our great kingdom shall not fall to the likes of beasts!
Me: Oh cupcakes, his therapy wore off. Just great.
/Activates Trap door
Vana: Noo! I will not be defeated by-
Me: Pipe down. You'll be defeated by whatever I am anyway, so get over it. /To comm: Bring in Clone 42
/Clone 42 enters
Me: Hullo Vana, it has come to my attention that you need a job, and you have a problem getting one, having just come out of threapy, correct?
Vana42: Yes, that is correct.
Me: GREAT we just fired an employee, so we have a space for you. No, we don't mind about your therapy, I'm sure it won't pose a problem...no problem at all...
4/11/12
"If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?"
With Style
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?
"Hey Vanaduck, guess what?"
"It's Va- gr....what?!"
"You. Are. FIRED!"
"No way, little missy. You're fibbing, ahahaha!" *raises mace*
"No, really...you're on fire."
"Wait what?!? OH !@#$"
"If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?"
"Vanaduke, You are fired."
"What's this? More wolves hungry for the blood of Almire? Our great kingdom shall never fall to the likes of beasts!"
"Oh. You're already fired up."
Noodlebrain pulls out a Blitz Needle.
"If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?"
In preparation, I would hold my Leviathan Blade, and lift it onto my shoulders, and act cool.
"Vanaduke, I'm sorry to say this... But, you're fired."
"What?! I shall never be fired! I still haven't gotten my severance pay!"
"Shut it" Lifts Leviathan Blade "Here's your pay."
TCHUK! ---Then, I took his remains and shoved it onto the flames. ---THE END.
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, how would you do it?
(A little background story beforehand)
I'm a yesman, under the all-worthy and wise Pit Boss (all hail the Pit Boss!). I was working happily through a stack of complaint sheets made by other devilites when the almighty Pit Boss came. "Hello fellow employee! Now I have a task for you." he said.
"Of course!" I said, "I will do anything for you, boss!"
The Pit Boss leaned closer, "So, I think you know about the tier 3 boss, Lord Vanaduke in the Firestorm Citadel. His performance level seems to be declining a lot, and this would make the knights think they have it all. So, I decided to summon a fiend boss and send him to tier 3 instead. Your job is to inform Vanaduke that he is fired henceforth. Of course, you have to stay as my beloved yesman and bring him to me alive."
I felt my eyes widen in fear. Me confronting Lord Vanaduke? As a yesman? That's suicide! But I'm a yesman after all, so I have to say my usual command: "Yes boss! You can count on me boss!"
........................
I thought I would be fired soon, but I came up with plan that will bring Lord Vanaduke to me by his own will and unhurt. Obviously, he is heartbroken with his lost kingdom, so the only way is to give a little consulting and hopefully soften his fiery heart. Well, I took a few weeks on leave to attend some classes on consulting techniques, and finally I'm declared as a psychology consultant.
I stepped into the throne room where Lord Vanaduke sits awaiting. He noticed my appearance and thundered, "Now, even the notorious devilites are thinking of stealing away my kingdom? My throne? Curse be upon you!"
I cleared my throat and summoned all the courage I have, "I come in peace, I do not wish to bring any harm or destruction. But let me speak for your good."
He lowered down his gigantic mace, "You aren't? Speak then, but make haste."
Hah, he finally listened. I continued, "My lord, you are indeed once a great ruler of the land of Almire, and you are indeed loved by the people for your passion and your pure heart. Now, I understand that you defended this citadel because you love your people too. You do not wish to lose it again."
He nodded solemnly, "Yes, it is true."
"But your kingdom is already lost! Look at the ruins, the lost spirits, the endless suffering you are going through. You can't help it if it's no more!"
"No!" he cried in agony, "My people is still alive! My kingdom is still here! All is not lost!"
"Face it Vanaduke! Don't put yourself into this sadness! Be calm, and listen. Your kingdom may have disappeared, but your heart isn't. If you would just leave everything behind, you can have another chance."
"But the knights... what if they continue to breach to the Core?"
"Don't worry, we fiends have it all settled out." I gave an encouraging smile.
Lord Vanaduke, all tears and convinced to go, followed me behind as we leave behind the eternally burning citadel. At that point, I actually sympathised that poor thing, but the greatest thing is, I did it! Hooray!
Well, I think I can expect a promotion from my boss pretty soon! Oh look, here he comes... *crossed fingers* :3
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, how would you do it?
Me: Vanaduke, uh... don't QUITE know how to say this... we're letting you go. So, uh...
Vanaduke: You're... FIRING me?
Me: Well, I didn't want to say it like that for a few reasons, namely because it sounds harsh and I hate puns, but... yeah, you're fired.
V: But... can you tell me why? Is it something I can work on?
Me: Pfft, perhaps. You see, the trouble we have with the system is that a lot of the bosses are too... easy to kill. I mean, you're pretty much the laughing stock of Haven. You're being farmed for those seals you have.
V: Oh... well, that sucks. What about the other bosses? Jelly King? The Twins? I mean, one's a 30-second chore, and the other's a timed puzzle!
Me: They're not so bad for their TIER. A lot of second-tier Knights have a lot of difficulty beating them, same with the Snarbolax. You're our "top dog", but you're getting steamrolled by Knights of your calibre.
V: So what do you propose, then?
Me: Well, we can't just buff you, that would upset the balance. It's a very complicated system we have here, and...
V: You're firing me because I'm weak, so I expect a buff of SOME kind.
Me: Hey, don't get snippy with me. I didn't make this decision, I'm just the middle-man.
V: Yeah, and in the meantime, I'm losing my job! This gig is the only one I could get, dammit! How many games are looking for a fire-themed boss nowadays? It's all FPS this and FPS that!
Me: Look, we'll arrange for-
V: No! I don't want your help finding a new job! You've done enough! After everything I've done for this company, too! How many people spent money on Crystal Energy to fight me properly? A lot! I MADE THREE RINGS! ME! *storms out*
Me: >sigh< That went better than I thought it would... *picks up phone* Mr. Popovich, could I please see you for a second? Hm? Yes, it's been taken care of.
i would say vanaduke you fired then he would object and i would say i thought you say that so happy birth day and 8000 gremlins storm him and the rormulos twins start their rutine
"If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, how would you do it?"
Well, I had to do it yesterday. It was very messy and involved a lot of pain - for me, that is, not Vana.
Actually, I'm kinda... dead right now.
Now who am I supposed to go to so I can say I told him?
Doesn't matter anyway. I can't speak to anyone but other phantoms such as you.
And there seems to be some sort of automatic killing device implanted in me.
No, NO! Not the knight! Stop, HELP!
Knight 1: Did you hear something?
Knight 2: It sounded like a phantom screaming. o.0
Knight 1: How do you know?
Knight 2 shrugs.
Both: AUUUGHHH!!!
Poor things. I couldn't stop. They got distracted D:
>:O Vana's going to pay for this. /teleport
Vana: What the Vog is a phantom doing here?
You're fired, remember? Get outa here.
Vana: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Question 04/11/12
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?
Whaa!?!?! *gasps* such a dreaded question! Well, I have two answers since you didn't specify which fired. Fired him as him, you lose your job, will be the first answer, the second that I would have to literally burn him (if that's even possible).
I was walking down the hall in a suit, I was carrying a briefcase of CFO info. I was the CFO of spiral knights agency. My job was to control that comes in and out of the clockworks. I just recieved an e-mail that is in devestating font. I wasn't sure what monster will recieve the pain. When I walked in, I was told to sit at the desk.
"Nickle, you will have to fire a monster, this is your toughest assignment so I prepared to call a group to rescue you if, you get destroyed. You have to fire Vanaduke, I know it seems shocking, but he isn't doing a good job pwning the knights like he used to. I made sure you get a private lift all the way to his lair. Oh, and here's his final paycheck." said the CEO. He gave me the paycheck (although I am the CFO which means I work with money, not firing monsters, but in Cradle, it is a different story). I was scared, what if he incinerates me? Well, I have to do this. I gulped for a minute, but then stepped into the lift. Vanaduke looked at me while saying his usual Well, blah blah stuff. He was surprised to see me.
"So, what did the CEO brought you here for." asked Vanaduke. I was sweating now, all of my sweat fell and turned into steam.
"Well, um, ummmmmm, uhhh," I stammered. I was ready to say the dreaded words, "you are officially under the name of the CEO.. FIRED." I finally yelled. Vanaduke started to look upset. But then the entire lair started to heat up even more than it usually does. Soon the entire lair was flooded with lava. I ran to the lift before the lair cooled down. Vanaduke was no longer alive, because he lost his job, he cannot be a monster. I was relieved that was over.
*********************************************5 YEARS LATER*****************************************************
I was walking around proud of my job, but then I ran into a player. I was shocked, the player was named Vanni the Duke! I screamed and ran away.
------End of First Answer------
I was called to the office. I have been just been counting the fires and hires I made in the past month, as the CFO (Crediting Fascinating Opportuniter) or hiring or firing monsters in Cradle.
"Since Vanaduke hasn't been pwning knights a lot often, we decided to take desperate measures. Nickle, you must literally burn Vanaduke, that way, his energy source is much more powerful, and the citadel will be much harder and short lasting fire spots can form randomly so players could die more often! I'm sorry that idea sounds cruel to players, but it must be done. Nickle, take this oiler vial, and throw it at him, then use a flamethrower and burn him. The oiler vial forces the fire to last longer, and since he is indeed fiery, he will contain the heat permenantly unless we throw a ice jelly vial, which eliminates the heat.'' said the CEO. The CEO gave me the equipment and rented a 2 way trip to Vanaduke. I boarded the lift and nervously hold the vial. I came inside the lair and had to endure the Well well blah blah blah etc. I threw the vial at him without warning and used a flamethrower. After I explained everything to Vanaduke, he was so glad they didn't fire him. He thanked me and gave me 200000 almarian tokens for his gratitude. I quickly run up the lift. After a while, the ratio of winning Vanaduke was once again lower thanks to that extended heat. Then I was promoted to CEO of the company and ruled it with an iron first and a slight craze in my head.
-------End of Second Answer----
That's what I do.
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?
First of all I'd need an army full of Roarmulus twins then I'd say "You're fired" in Captain Kirk style.
If you were told you have to confront Vanaduke to tell him that he was fired, How would you do it?
WeII, Vanaduke isint reaIIy smart, so if he gets fired, who's gonna take incharge of aII those mindIess zombies? Thats right, ME.
I'II go to FSC, teII aII the zombies that i am thier new Ieader, form a new Iegion of zombies and caII it, DeviI's Fortress. Then i'd give aII my zombies proper training and take them with me to the throne room. I'II go up to vanaduke, cIose to his face and scream it "YOUR FIRED". And then my Iegion of zombies wiII fire bIitz needIes on him and sIay him, and i shaII accend the throne as the new Ieader of the former Fire Storm CitadeI, now known as, DeviIs Fortress AND then i shaII take over aII of haven!!! i shaII take over the forums! (exept this thread cuz i Iike it :D) I shaII take over the wiki, i shaII take over everything!!!
you didnt ask peopIe to incIude this, but my IGN is - Devil-Xtreme
M: HEY VANA!!!!
V: yes?
M:your fired pack up your mace and get out of my face
V: no i have yet to receive a paycheck..
M: we've given you millions of paychecks you just give it away to random knights that come into your kingdom!!!!
V: RAWR!!!!
(vana raises mace )
(I pull out blitz)
~one 3 min fight later~
(vana on ground turning to ash)
M: see!!! you don't even deserve pay!
(i walk off and take his paycheck)
Previous Winners 4/11/12
Scamall
Remiliaoftheearth
New question 4/12/12
That Vanaduke question was hard... *phew* Congrats to those who won it! :D
BTW, I hope my previous answer isn't considered too long. Is there any limit to the number of words, or is it okay as long as it doesn't annoy anyone who reads it? :/ Thnx
@Snowdusk
There is no limit to how long your post is, as long as you're not spamming (I do report spam posts to GMs to clean up)
But also keep in mind we don't want a eye sore either :p If you can keep us entertained in a long answer, that's just more awesome points to you :)
I never reveal what I actually look for in posts, But the whole point of the thread is to have a good time both answering the question and reading other folks answers :)
I dunno, lemme see
Owait, FRIDGE?
/scratches head Uh...I'm...not sure what you're on about Kuger, I don't think there's anything of interest in my fridge...why do you ask?
I mean, not like I'm HIDING anything or anything, I'm just curious as to why you're asking me.
It's not like there's something to hide in there, like maybe that cr I'm supposed to owe you, or that sandwich you told me to hold but never saw it ever again, or the body of your cat, or that soul you claim not to have...or Vana's mum- not sure what she's doing in-ImeanNOT in there.
So secrets? Feel free to lookJUST-not now...Maybe later?
Not like I'm hiding anything...I just...think...that it'd be nicer if my fridge was neater so it'd make it easier for you to look through.
Yeah! :D
Well..there is milk, soda, juice, meat, cake, oh wait whats that? THE BEEF! I FOUND THE BEEF!!!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!!! I WIN QUESTION OF THE DAY NUMBER 2!!!!! WOO!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!! what else is there? Oh yeah, a cookie from the gremlin chatter-I stole the cookie game. WHOA! There is a secret passage behind my fridge! Lets go in it. There is a guy in the middle of the room staring at me.... "Hello." he says with a crooked smile. AHHHH!!!!!!!!! I run out of the room and shut the fridge. I put a bunch of tables and chairs in front of it for safety...
I don't know, but I guess I'll open it now. Wait, lemme get my tire iron and the sawed-off shotgun...
Okay, let's do this!
/opens fridge
Ohey, some chocolate!
/opens chocolate
/eats chocolate
/spits it out
HOLY HELL ANTS IN MY CHOCOLATE PFFLLRGH ACK EWWW
MY TIRE IRON SHALL CRUSH YOU INTO A PASTE
(CLANG)
Oh great their chemicals just attracted more ants.
SAWED OFF SHOTGUN TIME!
click click
BOOM
GAH EVEN MORE ANTS!
Great, looks like there's only one last option...
/steps on all the ants
Ookay thats the last of them. Forget chocolate, I'm going to have something else in the fridge...maybe some donuts!
/heats up donut
/eats donut
/spits it out
HOLY HELL ANTS IN MY DOUGHNUT PFFLLRGH ACK EWW
...
oh there are no secrets at least none you need to know about you know what's in a fridge cheese,milk,pepperonis, leftovers from last night, prisoners that are being I mean chicken not prisoners or undeads or devilites I don't know why I thought of that I mean it's not in there come on that would be like keeping chiled gremlins not that I don't I mean not that I do what am I thinking I think beter be going now
/bolts fridge and makes sure no one can get in then runs away
*Pant**Pant* I think I got away
Then the person he was talking to says howdy
Then I have a heart attack and die
Then the person I was talking to went back to my house unlocked my fridge (he must be one good lock picker) and looks in side and finds dhdndadun NOTHING
THE END
The crowns I have been beggin for 24/7. Also some weed xD
I keep the royal jelly in my refrigerator and wait for it to freeze into ice queen hen i will nom it down and repeat the process over and over :D
"What secrets hide in your refrigerator?"
Shark fins, fruit punch stored in whiskey bottles, and a Rock Jelly Shield.
A secret. That's what it is. But I do keep an extra belt of vials and capsules in there.
What secrets hide in your refrigerator?
The heads of aII the bosses i have kiIIed so far.. and the heads of the knights i have sIain in Iockdown... no wonder the cops are after me >:]
Watch out kuger, if i dont win, YOUR NEXT!
"What secrets hide in your refrigerator?"
A meatloaf that I neglected to eat when I was three. It's hidden safely between two bottles of soda and a dish of leftovers.
...did I just hear something coming from the fridge...?
Question 04/09/12
If question of the day suddenly ended one day, how would you react
First I would celebrate, because I swear I never win these days, but then I would realize that I COULD NEVER WIN IF YOU LEFT!!! 0=!
I would fisrt pay my whole bank accout just to get CE, and then I would give away compensation gifts to all the poor, dying knights that lost their only source of fun. Then I would have an idea! lets go start another one and use the remaining CE to give... Oh... I already gave it all away.
The story would end with me, having used all my money, living in a cardboard box on the streets of Chicago, going by the name of Jimmy the dude in the box, and then eventually selling my beloved spiral knights account to some video game gold farmer because I was out of money. Then I would use the money to buy some cigars.
TL;DR:
I lose my money, turn into a hobo and sell my spiral knights account.