Well, im not supposed to tell you this, but im doing it for the ce. Okay well, everytime I open my fridge, I see a piece of paper next to my half eaten lasagna, and I wasnt supposed find out what it said, but I did. And it was a blueprint of Newt Gingrich's moon base!!! As I was thrilled to find this, I was also scared. Becasue it had lot of radioactive sign on it. so right now, im building a rocket to the moon so I.could be the hero. But im so tired and none of energy drinks work!!! Plz, send me some energy so I could save the world... God bless America
And bte, if yall dont like Obama, you are RACIST, RACIST RACIST RACIST
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 22:03
#2252
4/12/12
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 23:25
#2253
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Hijadestone
Xplad
New question 4/13/12
(Will award tomorrow)
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 00:03
#2254
ka-bewm
So I'm the only dragon on cradle?
Well, I'd set fire to everything. Because everything is weak to fire.
Then errybody be running around screaming that their house is on fire.
Then I would like melt the Royal Jelly and wear his hat. And I would be all "yeeeah boii I got a hat"
And then I would snatch a few cubic tons of oilers and deposit them in Haven before setting fire to them.
Then I would create a nest and hide inside and the only way to reach it is via purchasing a ten dollar expansion mission.
Then I would ultimately get killed and my hide would be turned into thousands of dragon scale sets.
I'M A HORRIBLE DWAGON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 00:56
#2255
4/13/12
If i was the only dragon in the cradle then i know that my species will soon become extinct. So i decided to give glory and honor to my name before i died.
I made a proper laid out plan and organized an attack on Haven. Everyone started panicking and running amok. I decided i would launch an attack on the arcade. But some knights foiled my plans by throwing a vortex bomb at me then using leviathan charges to push me into the never ending clockworks. My will to survive increased second by second. Finally i screamed and held on to whatever i could. Nothing.. i fell into oblivion. When i woke up i noticed i was in a dark place with black patches everywhere. On the floor i noticed a long club. It had blades on its side. I stood up and went near it. I touched it and then i felt something happening to me. I felt energy pulsing through my entire body. My wings crippled and fell off. My Arms grew longer and longer and detached from the wings. My body grew in size and a mask formed on its own on my face. I felt the energy flowing through me. Violet coloured lights were pulsing from my skin. I lifted the club which was dark violet in colour now. I stared at it. The dark energy it was emitting was flowing through my body. I knew the truth. I was no dragon now. I heard rumors that Vanaduke was infact a dragon but i didnt believe it. Now i do... Vanaduke was my father. And I... am Dark Fire Vanaduke. The games MOST FEARED Dragon.. i mean, Duke. I shall be more than obliged to be signing off with a name i hope to be accustomed to.
~Darkfire Vanaduke
IGN: Devil-Xtreme
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 01:44
#2256
4/13/12
If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?
Well, I'm a lone dragon in a haven full of Knights, all of which have enough gear to cut me to shreds twice over, then once more to my ghost, most of which have just finished grabbing cake from SK's birthday, so are probably on a sugar high; my chances aren't looking all to well...
Well then. I'd do what any dragon with common sense in my place would do.
FLY ABOUT EATING ALL OF THEIR CAKE HELMETS!!!!
CAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:D
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 06:37
#2257
4/13/12
If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?
I'd find the reason why I became a dragon.
---Reason 1: Hit accidentally / purposely with a spell.
---------------I'd find that Sorcerer/ess and threaten him to change me back to a knight. If he would, I'd run back home, take one/some forks and prepare myself. He changed me back to a knight. Then I stabbed him with a fork.
---Reason 2: Growth
---------------Try to live with it. It's life.
---Reason 3: My own wish
---------------Destroy every NPC Knight and take their CE. It would be hard if all the Character Knights would be fought and I would die. Plus I'm not a T3 leveled boss. I'm weaker that JK/RT but stronger than Snarby.
Depends on what happened. But I'd rather pick Reason 3. THREE ENDINGS.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 08:11
#2258
4/13/12
This is what I'd pretty much tho: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/218/5/9/burn_all_the_things_by_sh...
Also, seeing as I'm the only dragon in all of Cradle, I'll probably use that to my advantage and become the new T3 boss. Not only does it give me the chance to burn stuff at my own free will, but it will give players something new to do; farm the new dragon boss. Whoop more replay value added to SK! Everybody wins!
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 09:35
#2259
~
4/13/12
I'd hide in a shock devilites level since knights dont roam there aymore. I dont want them to rip off my wings.
Or maybe i could try to wear a thight corset and some coat on top and go unoticed.... will it work? It will definitely hurt tho.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:48
#2260
4/13/12
"If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?"
Hope that no one knows about Fus Ro Dah. They could kill me and get my wings and try to sell it for a high price... I mean, I'm kinda ok with sharing the money with the seller after that, but DEADS CAN'T MAKE PROFIT. Also, I'd avenge the dragons that once died to be part of dragon scale gears. You knights are a moster. You know it, don't you?
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 19:36
#2261
4/13/12
"If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?"
Slay all knights that wear Dragon Scale armor.
They killed my kin and they probably would know FUS RO DAH...
Meanwhile, I would probably fly around Cradle and be one of those event bosses like the Punkin King and give out Dragon Scales when I feel generous or when I have been defeated.
Oh wait, then people would make Dragon Scale armor from those Dragon Scales and learn FUS RO DAH...
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 14:16
#2262
If you suddenly became a dragon, the only d
If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?
i would eat the entire jelly kingdom and then i would steal all of havens ce
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:30
#2263
If you suddenly became a dragon...
4/13/12
Well, the first thing I'd do is to kick Vanaduke's butt because he's so darn hard. Then I would overthrow the king and start to establish peace to the world of cradle. After that I will set out through the galaxy to find the original home of the spiral knights and eventually create a golden age in the Spiral era.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:28
#2264
4/13/12 Only dragon on Cradle
I would torch everything and everyone. Nothing would live. I would laugh maniacally. Wait, can dragons laugh? or do they just snort? Hmmm..i wonder... Well anyway, I actually would want a friend. So, I suppose I would just torch everyone but the care bears. Those things are loving and caring.... except for how they stare endlessly at you when your sleeping. I'll not burn everyone BUT the care bears. No more creepy doll attacks..Im not kidding, those things are creepy... Basically, all care bears will die!
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:58
#2265
4/13/12
"If you suddenly became a dragon, the only dragon on Cradle, What would you do?"
1. Fly around, gathering all the Crystal Energy that I can find.
2. Shed my skin, sell my dragon scales, get money, repeat, PROFIT!!! $$$
3. Using the crowns I get, buy all the Crystal Energy on Cradle.
4. Watch the little knights running around with only 100 mist energy for amusement.
5. Sell all my Crystal Energy for ridiculously high prices for even more profit.
6. Once the Crystal Energy market has returned to normal, repeat steps 3-5.
7. Construct cannons that use crowns as their ammunition.
8. Destroy Haven with Crown Cannons.
9. Eat all the Knights who escape.
10. Have fun in a Knight-free cradle, doing activities such as:
Eating Jellies.
Dropping the highest tier Knight weapons in gremlin-infested areas and watch them fight each other.
Eating more Jellies.
Eating Lichens.
Dropping bombs inside the Firestorm Citadel.
Eating Jellies. (Did I mention I like to eat Jellies?)
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 22:19
#2266
if i was a dragon
I wud go around eating the snipes and stealin crowns and ce
I'm sorry cronus and tabitha >_< snipes r delicious. I would be slain but auto revive like ruby eclipse and kill everyone
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 22:21
#2267
hey Kuger
It's one hour into april fourteen, where's the new question
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 22:39
#2268
It's one of those days...
Not THAT day! Geez, has to happen every month doesn't it?
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:01
#2269
Previous Winners
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Noodlebrain
New question 4/14/12
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:17
#2270
4/14/12
If TV and computer were invented, They would rather sit and watch TV instead of going into FSC and fighting monsters to keep haven safe. They will sell all thier weapons for money to buy TV. Thats a waste... If computers were invented, knights would start playing spiral knights in the computers and will not get out into reality. They will have vision problems and they wont be able to aim properly, wow thats a bummer for gunners.
Now we get to WHY, they dont build it.
Knights are medival, they dont know much about technology. The clockworks were built by gremlins, and we crash landed on this planet and haven just HAPPENED to be here :P And being knights we have swore on ourselves that we shall protect haven with our blood and soul!
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:43
#2271
what
Televisions: I think those gate monitors double as teevees. Remember how in Emberlight near the exit, on a rooftop, there's like a couple of gremlins looking at a monitor?
Computers: I'm quite sure we have them-remember those box things the spiral techs use?
Ha I broke your question!
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:55
#2272
@XpIad
He did say decent IoI
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:11
#2273
4/14/12 Answer
Because we spend our time in the Clockworks, slaying beasts and jellies altogether. If Feron and Ozlo tried to stay positive and interact with the species, we coulda spent our time watching Disney Channel, instead slaying poor Snarbolax leaving her babies in her nest. If you'd seen this one...
Click here to see Our beloved wolver's babies.
...*goes into Ready Room**finds Mail**reads Mail*
...Wait... Isn't that a computer? The one in the Ready Room?
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:46
#2274
4/14/12
"Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?"
Stop asking me things! >:O
/sigh Oh, all right.
Well, we DO have screen things...
Oh, you mean the things on that planet over there; Earth?
We've never been there, have we?
Yes, you are going to answer my question since I answered yours.
NOW! >:D
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:46
#2275
4/14/12 Why Spiral knights dont have computers etc.
Idea 1- I think that is because they are so busy. Millions of those little knights are running aroung killing everything in the clockworks. They dont have the TIME to make computers.
Idea 2- They dont have the materials that we do on earth to make computers.
Idea 3- They are too lazy.
Idea 4- No one loves them and they spend hours on end crying.
Idea 5- Maybe they are working on that project just we dont know they are.
Idea 6- They dont want to see the hardship of other, popular people on TV when they arent.
Idea 7- They arent as advanced as we think. They may have just found all these electronics when they crashed.
Idea 8- They already made computers but the gremlins stole them and learned their own language and now they want more computers and TVs. However, the spiral knight scientists lost the recipe for the computers and televisions in a deep chasm. So, in result, the gremlins got mad.
Idea 9- They used to have computers but when an evil knight sent emails to people to lead them to a place and kill them, they took all the computers and threw them in the trash.
Idea 10- No one knows what a computer is and they dont have any plans to make one.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:33
#2276
4/14/12
Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?
We suck.
That is all.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:06
#2277
re
Question 04/14/12
Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?
they dont need computers or televisions because we have so much fun talking to other knights and exploring the clockworks
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:53
#2278
4/14/12
"Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?"
Check the town square, in front of the fountain. Aren't those computers?
...and the gremlins at Emberlight could always teach us how to make a television since they have their own...
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 13:02
#2279
Logic and Empathy
"Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?"
Well...
Perhaps they're too busy playing arcade style games.
What do you think those knights pushing buttons on those things in front of the Haven fountain are doing (the things Noodlebrain mentioned)? Only a video game could be so enthralling.
Maybe it's Tetris? That would explain why they never look up. They can't or they'll miss that one straight piece that appears once every 10 years.
-Logo
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 13:10
#2280
why knights dont have computerrs
They can make computers but r afraid that the computers are gonna b used to throw at monsters like pots. Also we r too busy gainin crowns not playin spiral knights within spiral knights.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:07
#2281
4/14/12
"Why is it we Knights have so much technology, yet can't build a decent television or computer?"
Unfortunately, the cable TV sucks there, no good shows, not to mention Haven TV went bankrupt after 2 days due to the lack of viewers and good shows..
And they've already got computers. Unfortunately, the 3rd shipment of Pear Computers was absorbed by a Lichen colony, and then the 8th shipment was intercepted by Jellies around the Aurora Isles, due to members of the Slime family finding shiny objects appealing and tasty. Also, due to Haven's location constantly shifting, the satellites must be aimed every day to pinpoint Haven's exact location in order to achieve optimal internet connectivity, which is rather strenuous. And then the Tetris fad ended a month later. What remained of the computer industry dissolved, and then the computer manufacturers went bankrupt as well.
Then, the Knights finally realized that journeying inside the Clockworks is more exciting than trying to think up of good shows for TV or to reach inside a Lichen to get their computer. And then they left their jobs around the media or computer industry to go kill stuff. They had a much better time.
The end.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 18:27
#2282
Computers and TVs
I thought it was obvious, but we can't get Direct TV to come all the way here to set up our Television. Also we were short on crowns so we couldn't pay the internet bills. So then we ended up just hacking and slashing monsters all day to pay for our TV and internet. (Direct TV still has to come.)
OR Maybe the Gremlins steal them and are build a mass weapon of destruction using our TV's and computers.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 22:50
#2283
Previous Winners
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New question 4/15/12
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 22:55
#2284
I keep the fresh towels in
I keep the fresh towels in the oven and I turned it up to three hundred degrees celsius to keep them warm.
...wait what
/runs to oven
OH FU-
(explosion)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
MY FACE
-later-
man there's lots of ash and dirt on me, gonna take a bath
/takes bath
now for the towel...where did I put it again?
...
OH FOR FU-
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 23:14
#2285
4/15/12
Where do you keep the fresh towels?
What kind of question is this?
No seerusly, what kind of question is this?
This is like asking where you keep fresh apples. On the APPLE TREE.
DUH.
Therefore, Fresh towels; where do I keep them?
On the TOWEL TREE.
DURR.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 04:55
#2286
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
I keep them in the bathtub. It's hard though, keeping water in it all the time.
Wait a second. They're not fresh anymore.
I JUST TOOK A SHOWER, AND I DON'T HAVE A DECENT TOWEL TO KEEP ME WAAARM
/cry
Yay, fresh towel there! I forgot it :D
NUUU
I threw it into the bathtub D:
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 06:06
#2287
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
I don't know. I have a develite butler, Raul, so he takes the towels and brings the towels. I'll be sure to ask Raul next time he takes/brings me a towel.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 07:31
#2288
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
I've hidden them. Somewhere you'll never find them.
Looks into hiding place* Laughs evilly*
Someone replies: They're in that drawer aren't they?
/facepalm
Holds Warmaster Rocket Hammer*
--- Minutes later...
NOW they're hidden, where you'll never find them.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 07:44
#2289
4/15/12
Where do you keep the fresh towels?
Many things happened while trying to answer this question. I'll list it down for you:
- Me reading this question
- Thinking of the best answer to win CE
- Sees mother at the kitchen (at the back of the house)
- Runs to mother
- Stubs to on a wall (yes. A WALL)
- Toe starts bleeding (ouch)
- Limps (painfully) to mother
- Mother points to the cupboard where all the fresh towels are kept
- Opens cupboard
- Le wild COCKROACH appeared (FYI, I hate cockroaches. Eewwww)
- cockroach flies towards me O.O
- Dodges cockroach (epicly, of course)
- Cockroach lands on computer screen
- Runs to get cockroach spray (and by run I mean limp painfully)
- Trips and falls
- Examines the apple shaped bruise that appeared on my forehead
- Arrive just in time to see cockroach fly away from computer
- forgets where the fresh towels are kept
- cries
I now have a bloody toe, a cockroach-spray smell and a bruise on my forehead the size of an apple (fruit)
P.S It all REALLY happened.....
P.P.S Fate, Friday the 13th was 2 days ago. Why give me bad luck today? T-T
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 07:52
#2290
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
In my towel cabinet...
(Checks inside for Kuger)
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:00
#2291
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
If the towels get fresh with me I make them sit in the corner with the fresh kids.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:32
#2292
QOTD 4/15/12
"where do you keep the fresh towels"
ok kuger where do YOU keep the fresh towels? cause everytime i go to your house to steal YOUR cookies i can never find one to wipe away the evidence of my misdeeds. so kuger, in a turn of events, i am asking YOU, " Where do YOU keep the fresh towels?"
well kuger?
as for me i keep mine right next to the bathroom door for the convienence of it.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:44
#2293
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the fresh towels?"
let's ask them: http://freshtowelinc.com/
It's still asecret they will not tell us.
hmmm...... may we ask the towels
So towels were are you kept fresh ?
Oh shi.. I forgot the towels can't speak.
current process : we don't know how the towels are kept fresh.
target acquired : 0%
:( X0 XO :@
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:08
#2294
Where do you keep the fresh towels?
right next to the floor cleaner.
in reality, they arent all that fresh, but they sure smell like it
THATS THE POWER OF PINE-SOL BABY
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:44
#2295
Question 04/15/12 Where do you keep the fresh towels?
Question 04/15/12
Where do you keep the fresh towels?
I keep fresh towels where ever they are needed
IGN:Ultraskull
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:30
#2296
Where do I keep fresh towels?
On the rack.......
Wait u said fresh towels? Oh then i keep them in the trash
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:42
#2297
Where do I keep fresh towels?
behind the spare blankets in the closet
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 20:41
#2298
Well
when I take them out of the was they go to fsc to dry after that I store them in my devilite office which I work in every dayi keep them there in case the overtimers heat the place up so I have to wipe sweet from my face
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:55
#2299
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New question 4/16/12
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 01:21
#2300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Land as many low blows as possible then throw a punch to his face and run away.
That or take steroids.
Or bring a better weapon.
Or bring a gun.
Or set him on fire.
Or say "f dat" and hide in my panic room.
"What secrets hide in your regrigerator?"
Chuck Norris and Wally.