What happens if I see a gremlin who refuses to fight?

#1. Say I come in peace?
#2. Have an alien human relationship like in the movie E.T.
#3. Tell him to build me a roarmulus twins and training hall (gremlins made training hall)
#4. Put him on auction house

What happens if I see a gremlin who refuses to fight?

#1. Chase him, play tag, etc.
#2. Befriend him.
#3. Make him build me an awesome guild hall.
#4. Make him a street performer for CE.
#5. Make him build other people stuff for CE.
#6. Wait until he's sleeping, then..........BAM!!!! I kill him and reap his sweet, sweet drops.

4/19/12

Hrm...

Bring him to Emberlight. =)

There, I'll feed him, play stuff with him, watch Gremlin Monitors there. When he's alone, I'll use my ESP to read his mind.

What I read in his mind:

Cake... Cake... Cake... Pie... Tinkinzar upgrading Roarmulus Twins...

There. I go to Tinkinzar's Fortress and I will... STAB TINKINZAR WITH A FORK!!! Muwahahahahahahahaha!

"While playing a level, you find a gremlin who refuses to fight. What would you do?"

Day 1: Subject 1, Gremlin No. 2463, has escaped. Search parties are combing the area. We are currently stuck in this section.

Day 2: Subject 1 has been located. Attempting to negotiate.

Day 3: Subject 1 refuses to negotiate. Still negotiating.

Day 4: Subject 1 has been surrounded. Still refuses to talk.

Day 5: Subject 1 still refuses to negotiate. Party members are growing weary.

Day 6: Party member figured out that gremlins do not speak English. Attempting to negotiate in Gremlinese.

Day 7: Argh wonk beep boop. Beep bop growl bink.

Day 8: Currently communicating with Subject 1.

Day 9: Finally negotiated with Subject 1. Will allow us to pass for 4k CR.

Day 10: Bob's finger slipped on the trigger of his Pulsar. Subject 1 currently exists as multiple meaty chunks of gremlin.

Day 11: Now we're lost... where was the original passageway. -.-

"While playing a level, you find a gremlin who refuses to fight. What would you do?"
Noodlebrain: You can't run from a battle when I've made eye contact with you!
(Gremlin's perspective)
Noodlebrain wants to fight!
Noodlebrain sent out Breloom!
Go! Volt Knight!

Fight
Bag
Pokemon
>Run

You can't run from a Trainer battle!

The foe's Breloom used Spore!
[Volt Knight's Insomnia] Volt Knight's Insomnia prevents it from falling asleep!
Volt Knight used Wild Charge!
It's not very effective...
Volt Knight was damaged by recoil!
The foe's Breloom's Toxic Orb activated!
The foe's Breloom was badly poisoned!
Noodlebrain: asdf immune to sleep
Noodlebrain withdrew Breloom!
Noodlebrain sent out Tyranitar!
[Tyranitar's Sand Stream] The foe's Tyrantiar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Volt Knight used Sacred Sword!
It's super effective!
The foe's Tyranitar fainted!
Noodlebrain sent out Excadrill!
The foe's Excadrill used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
Volt Knight fainted!
Player lost against Noodlebrain!
Noodlebrain: Ha ha ha...*pulls out Silent Nightblade*
Gremlin blacked out!

If suddenly a stranger with a trench coat tried to sell you a watch, How would you react?

how would I react? hmmmm........
I would BUY them, of course!
Then, I would sell it to other knights (EXTTRA CROWNS!) and say that the guy in the trench coat is selling fake watches. *snigger*
After that, I would wait for the knights that bought the watches from me to EXPLODE!!! (fake watches sold from guys like that should explode!)

WAITAMINUTE, STRANGERS CAN WEAR TRENCH COATS?!?!?!?!?!11 O.O

If suddenly a stranger with a trench coat tried to sell you a watch, How would you react?

Me: how much for that weird watch you have

Stranger: 38326700866421785

Me:What are you doing?

(beam from watch hits me)

Me: WTF dude I'm a Snipe

Stranger pulls out Snipe Roaster

Me: Nooooooo!!!!!

I wake up

Me: phew it was just a dream

Feron appears

Me: hi Feron

Feron pulls out snipe roaster

Me:Noooo!!!!

Stranger: would you like to buy a watch
Me: sure what do you have in
Stranger: any kind of watch you want
Me: I forget strangers always have every thing let's see wait that is my trench coat theif
Stranger: no I jest found this lying around
Me: liar
Stranger: so witch watch do you want to buy
Me: scream I want to buy no watch as I whip out my cold iron vanquisher with a damage bonus max aginst strangers(hey you never know when they might rip you off)
Stranger: I think ima go now bye
Me: no you ain't then i slash his feet off then I slice off his head take my coat pull my agent peace maker out (which also has a damage bonus max on strangers) and turn him into Swiss cheese then sell him to the local deli

If suddenly a stranger with a trench coat tried to sell you a watch, How would you react?

I'd try to break his arm and get the trenchcoat. I'd look if I'd see Spongebob.

"If suddenly a stranger with a trench coat tried to sell you a watch, How would you react?"

1) Haggle with the stranger and get it for cheap
2) Resell it at a higher price
3) ???
4) Profit!

"If suddenly a stranger with a trench coat tried to sell you a watch, How would you react?"

stranger: want a watch?

me: what kinda watch >.>?

stranger: a LAZER watch

me: WOW *steals, designates stranger* you saw nothin.

Stranger: Wanna buy a watch?

Me: How much is it worth?

Stranger: 9000 CROWNS!!!

Me: How much to buy it?

Stranger: Got a watch?

Me: Yeah, why?

Stranger: How much is it worth?

Me: Pssshhhh. 999,999,999 crowns. Priceless family treasure.

Stranger: Which looks cooler?

Me: Yours.

Stranger: Wanna trade?

Me: Include extra stuff.

Stranger: Like?

Me: Five Star Armor, Helms, Swords, Bombs, Guns, etc.

Stranger: *Trades with Supermetalmario*

Me: *Puts Priceless watch in trade and accidently clicks confirm*

Stranger: *Accepts* Sucker!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOO! *Classic Mario death theme plays in the background.

I would buy the trench coat.

Playin' since May.
I remember that time back when monster spawns were a little bugged...
Once upon a time I went into a wasteworks mechanized mile.
There I came upon a pack of sleetrodes.
Me: nah, just a little glitch
After defeating those I found a pack of hotrodes!
Me: okay really this is getting weird
And after defeating those I happened upon a pack of voltrodes!
Me: Alright really gremlins stop messing with me now this is a freakin wasteworks
Then after those I finally came upon some Isotrodes.
Me: phew I thought I was in purgatory or something, I was going crazy
Ah, good times...good times...

As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?

I've been playing Spiral Knights for a year as well(well, approximately). My mom introduced to my sister and me Spiral Knights and we shared an account. I started Spiral Knights with few knowledge. Back then me and my sister still don't know the System of Energy, so I kinda stole her share of the energy we used to share until I understood the System(which was like 3 weeks), and now in April, I met a friend who was rash and reckless. he had another friend who was kinda like the Recon of his Guild. Other Guilds fought his guild and me and my sister attempted to help him and his friend. So we got to know the insides of the guild. Along the way, I got very consistent in helping my friends in the guild. Spiral Knights is what led me to those friends of mine in the guild. I felt no longer alone.

As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?

about the same, maybe less. i started to play this around...june? of last year. and currently i am suffering from a 5* block...

*block: a point of time in which you cannot advance to the next star level due to lack of ce, crowns, or other reasons.

...and cannot get my 5*gear, so yeah i still need to do that.

"As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?"

I joined around June-July. I remember trying not to click on the "Snarbolax" news thingy because I thought it was a mission that you went on by clicking it. Dat Snarby scared me.
When I accidentally fell into the Gloaming Wildwoods, I could not understand what the wierd thing stunning me all the time was, or what those strange boxes with lights were, or what made that noise I kept hearing.
I reached the boss level, and when the Snarbolax spawned I realized that I had been quite wrong. I proceeded to clap my shield on and take no part in the fighting. Thankfully, the other three were well-geared knights and could handle it themselves.
After actually fighting him many more times, I got a set of 2* equipment, and on the first Power Surge around that time (may have been power surges before that, don't know) I boosted myself to the great Tier 2.
The first thing the next morning I tried to fight the Royal Jelly. I intended to do the Twins after that, but I had seen reports on the major lag around IMF, and how it was so hard, etc. Unfortunately, I lost on my first run before I even got to RJP, and there was nothing to do but join a friend on my first Twins run.
In fact, I fought both bosses that day, and actually found the Twins much easier than the RJ. I won both the first time, but did not win the Jelly for weeks afterwards. It's not surprising, considering I had the Snarble Barb as one of my weapons. What is surprising, is that I won the Twins multiple times with no elemental defense.
I never changed my gear at the time. Once, much later when I had a Nightblade and had won RJP many times, I came upon an undead stratum. I was geared up for RJP, and the person on the level had left, and after a Silkwing joined the party, I was forced to give up.
Because of this, the next run I did I geared up for the undead. The next thing I knew my shield was breaking almost instantly in RJP and I was not hitting as effectively as I should.
I was once invited to FSC, with bad resistance, Nightblade, and Fiery Vaporizer. I spent tons of CE on revs for the two good players while my brother and I lay there. After finishing the level (luckily it was during the fight right before the end) the others quit, and I was not about to do Vana so badly geared with my brother, who was even worse.
I blame my Rose Regalia for the fact I'm nowhere near Tier 3 yet. Hopefully, next time I enter FSC I won't be useless.

I've been playing for about 2 or 3 months. Currently, I am a T2 player. I knew how to defeat every boss, but I have yet to do so. Okay, I got 2 stories. The first one was in scarlet fortress,where I was SUPER lucky. I had found an impostocube,and a mewkat. Sure I killed imposto. However,much as I didn' want to kill mewkat, I had to move on. Sad story,and I don'tthink that's a winning stroke. My second one was in RJP. This was my first time killing JK,but I was lucky to have good partymates. I walked in with full bomb gear. Fused demos, Sun Shards,and a Fiery Vaporizer MkII. I died plenty of times,but we found yet another imposto. Of course,it was just my luck that those good people went solo and quit our party. so it was me and this 2*dude. We had no hope of winning,until he produced his Dark Reprisal. I was weak with relief,and we won quite easily. It was pretty smooth. No deaths,and that JK was too fat or lazy to even move from his position on the bomb. After that,I was his friend. Well,that's it, so cheers!!!!!!

As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?

Since it came out of beta... no idea when that was, don't have any evidence.
Back then, I got a bunch of my friends to play with me, it was fun.
Now in days, I only have one friend who plays regularly... Because of this, we're making our runs as convoluted as possible. Stuff like dragging minerals to make cades to block enemies and getting my friends to die on switches to use the statue on depth 16 of royal jelly to block enemies. One of our most convoluted ways to do the last room of depth 16 on IMF with the lasers in front of the lift is using the minerals to block the lasers as we walk past, its quite silly. More recently, one of the most time consuming and useless thing we do is using the cursed sprites as a barricade against the zombies in fsc (this proves the sprites are made of the same material as minerals!). Either that or when we managed to move all the minerals on depth 27 to the last fight with the four trojans (we blocked all the trojans with minerals).
When my friends that don't play as often join our runs, they often complain about how convoluted and inefficient we do things.... like going at vanaduke with a FoV or BTB instead of the "easy way"(shivermistbuster).

4/21/12

ive been playing for a year too :D! we must be twins.

hmm..stories....i guess one time i accidentally went into FSC with *1 items. took about 2 hits to kill me xD

Question 04/21/12
As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?
Meh, how am I meant to remember how long, lets see, I think it was early last year, So I have probably been playing for about a year now.
As for stories, this won't sound so impressive but challenging JK to get my antigua(Which I finally did) and dying a billion times against him, also getting booted for server maintenance right when he was almost dead.
And me getting frustrated when missions came out and you had to do the lame tutorial again to get into the decent missions.
And me getting shunned on T3 Lockdown after getting whooped for only have 1 T3 item(4 star sword) :P
And me realising that buying decent weapons is expensive so I had to learn to "Craft".
And me participating in dark rituals with Mewkats.
Yeah pretty lame stories, I know.

Question 04/21/12
As of today, Kuger has been playing Spiral Knights for a whole year! How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? What stories can you share?

Since early June.

Fun story =

*IMF*

The lasers in front of the elevator before the boss level.

the lasers are blocked. we run over. epic lag=laser are free again.

everyone dies, rev attempts are foiled when lasers kill us before we get out of the laser walls to hit swicth.

All return to haven.

Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?

Because:
Lemme think....
Maybe you should...
Lemme go check my most reliable source...
This has happened before hasn't it?
Ok, seriously now,
But before you argue with me, lemme just say:

"Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?"

Well, there's a few plausible answers for this one, so I'll list just 10 of them (in no particular order):

1) You upgraded the Sealed Sword in your toilet. Lord knows what sealed a sword inside your toilet, but moving on...
2) Everyone remembers the night of the Potty Avengers, so you decided Faust was the better option.
3) You forgot to flush.
3) Your cat forgot to flush.
5) That burglar from last night forgot to flush.
6) Santa Claus couldn't find the tree, so he put your Faust in the toilet instead.
7) King Arthur mistook your Faust for Excalibur, then decided it was waste. He then forgot to flush.
8) You just didn't have a better place in your home to wash off the Royal Jelly still stuck to your Faust.
9) You had heard that Faust was a cursed sword, so you decided to try and cleanse it...in the toilet.
10) I put it there so you could ask the question so I could answer that I put it there so you could ask the question so I could answer that I put it there so you could ask the question so I could answer that I put it there so you could ask the question...