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Sun, 04/22/2012 - 04:46
#2401
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

That's what happens when I get high on Rainbow Tylenol and convince myself that I can somehow manipulate multiple parallax continuity lines to intersect at the definite location marked on my chart as (x:144,y:798). To add to that I somehow converted scoliosis afflicted DNA into a vanadium alloy which conducted gamma rays into the continuity instance resulting in a material flux that nullified the existence of several bars of shadow steel.
However there is always a counter action to balance things out, which in this case was creating a Faust and dropping it smack dab in your toilet.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 05:04
#2402
Remiliaoftheearth's picture
Remiliaoftheearth
4/22/12

"Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?"

"A Faust? How on Cradle...
"Oh. Me sorry. I put it there because it wasn't being nice to me.
"o.0 Hey, don't put a Dread Venom Striker in my bathtub, I don't even use it xD
"No, NOT in my shower >.<
"But it IS being nice to you!"
We grab our Faust and Dread Venom Striker and fight. There is no more venom, being all washed off.
"I win with my dirty Faust. :D
"Waitasec, this ain't SK. How do these swords get in there?"
I turn to a random guy.
"This is YOUR fault!"

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 05:59
#2403
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Hijadestone
4/22/12

the reason there is a Faust in your toilet is because some one I trying to murder some one in your family. When you asked me to examin the scene there was a faint yellow light and then your anoying sister barges in forces us out sits on the toilet and the last thing sh says is get out of the bathroom then we start partying for2 days strait

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:03
#2404
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Faust in your toilet? I can

Faust in your toilet? I can explain...

Erm,well yesterday, I was pooping there. I suddenly realized that my Gran Faust recipe was there! I checked it and sure enough, I got all the materials. Wait,level 10 Faust?!Damn,I only got level 8. *flushes toilet, then realizes that a lichen colony clogged it up* I'll deal with it! I stabbed the lichen colony until it exploded. I jabbed my faust somewhere, and got all those goodies that didn't get flushed. Wait, did I stuff my Faust down the toilet? Crap, AND it's jammed. Just my luck.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:17
#2405
Greecew's picture
Greecew
4/22/12

Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?

Let me think...
He has come to take revenge for killing his brothers...
OR
is he there to take a shower...

We don't know so you ask it: Why are you here?
And he will answer

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 10:10
#2406
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Is it just me, or did

Is it just me, or did yesterdya have an unsually large amount of people posting?

4/22/12

"Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?"

Well, yesterday I went into your house to use your toilet, after doing a long bit of Clockworking. However, I had lost my Faust somewhere in the Clockworks I had also actiavated a Mecha Knight.

Now, the Mecha Knight was wandering around in the CW, its maker having abandoned it. It suddenly finds a Faust laying discarded in the dead body of a Gremlin, and recognizes it as mind. He grabs it an immediately teleports to me to return the Faust.

During that time I was in the bathroom, and the Mecha Knight teleports to me and ends up in the toilet. He is accidentally flushed down, but the Faust remains in the toilet bowl. Since I had just done a #2, I refuse to pick up the Faust and leave it in there.

And that's why there's a Faust in your toilet.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:55
#2407
Brucemoose
4/22/12

"Well... I was cleaning it"
"Cleaning my Faust?"
"No, cleaning your toilet"
"Cleaning my Toilet?!"
"Yes"
"O..kay... so why is it there?"
"I don't know how to answer that.. You do know what toilets are for, ri-"
"I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FAUST"
"I just told you. I was using it to clean the toil-"
"Why would you use a FAUST to clean a TOILET?"
"Why not?"
"There are so many other suitable things to clean a toilet with. Maybe a brush, or paper towels, or a mop even."
"Mops don't sound useful in a fight though"
"What does fighting have to do with cleaning toilets? Okay, okay, I know HQ told us to engage in the 'war against filth', but that's a metaphorical thing, you know?"
"Hmm.. well, those jellies didn't seem very metaphorical' to me" *does quotation marks with hands while saying 'metaphorical'*
"... you were fighting jellies in my toilet?"
"Hey, you mean you never wondered where those things came from?"
"ಠ_ಠ"

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 13:06
#2408
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Biostriker
4/22/12

"Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?"

Possible Answers:

1. Something that I did when I was drunk yesterday, when I lost 800 CE, a Faust, 20 dark shards, 5 ecto drops, 4 swordstones, 3 redwoods, 2 mugs of misery, and a bar of Shadow Steel. (I swear it was an alchemy machine that I dumped them in...)

2. The late Easter Bunny ran out of eggs.

3. Chuck Norris forgot to flush.

4. Aliens.

5. That chunky spaghetti sauce that you had yesterday. I told you not to eat it. Also, lrn2flush

6. Your roommate forgot to flush.

7. Santa's apologies for the socks last year. And the fact that your chimney opens right up over your toilet.

8. I'm not saying aliens did it, but aliens.

9. Aliensssssss

10. Minions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drpsVhgf0c

11. Aliens.

12. Hedgehogs.

13. Aliensssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 13:13
#2409
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Killbotxtreme
4/22/12

why is there a faust in the toilet?

1. Stupid gremlins
2. Lawl when I was playing LD someone fus ro dahed my faust.... only god knows where it went
3. What did I eat?
4. Nice job delivery man....................

Oh god...... is the toilet cursed?

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 14:28
#2410
Wishbone's picture
Wishbone
4/22/12

Why is there a faust in the toilet?

During the annual Deviliite Corprate Party, many drinks were consumed, and(somewhat predictably) a Trojan had a tad too many Phials of Phear and Mugs of Misery to drink.
After a few hours of partying, the poor Trojan threw-up a Faust into the toilet, much to the dismay of those who needed the restroom.
IGN: Wishbone

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 17:31
#2411
Afroken's picture
Afroken
Hih\Hi

Question 04/22/12

Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?
Oh yeah I uh really needed to go and some gremlin was holding me up, I kinda went rage and killed the gremlin, and I think I left my Faust in the bowl...
You can keep it, I uhhh, Toilet water and Faust, yeah not a good combo, you can sell it to some guy who doesn't notice the water...

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 18:58
#2412
Sir-Synx's picture
Sir-Synx
Hmm

Why is there a faust in my toilet?
Because divine avenger is in the tub!

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 20:52
#2413
Robodoom's picture
Robodoom
4/22/12

Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?

There is a faust in your toilet because....
During a Royal Jelly run you died and accidently ate your faust.When a friend revived you you felt cursed on the inside. You've had cursed constipation for afew weeks, but you've somehow got it out of your system. The force of pushing it out made you unconscious so thats why you cant remember. And that is why there is a faust in your toilet.You also forgot to flush.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 22:26
#2414
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Yellow-Fang
4/22/12

Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?

A Faust is a highly strong sorcerer. Just so you know, and now that i know that you mean Faust in Spiral knights, ill go ahead and answer. There is a Faust in your toilet because:

You were drunk.
At a party and your gremlin friends started to play with it.
Your girlfriend ate it thinking it was the largest lollipop in the world and threw up.
YOU ate it, digested it, and went out the backdoor, then recreated by ce.
Or because the Faust turned alive and decided to take a bath in the toilet after beating the mcbooty out of gremlins and other monsters.

Hope you like it!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 02:33
#2415
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 4/22/12

Yellow-Fang
Biostriker

New question 4/23/12

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 03:27
#2416
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
4/23/12

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/49662

Already done, although I don't really plan it as an expansion mission, just a new mission.

But really, seerus suggestion.

Totally seerus.

Totally.

Seerusly.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 05:23
#2417
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Abyssal-Flamberge
4/22/12

If you created the next expansion mission for Spiral Knights, what would it be? What would its unique rewards be?

Ok... I won't make it that long and I'll simplify the main subject.

Expansion Mission: [An Echo in the Hall of Heroes]
Mission Description:
You are called upon by Lieutenant Barrus for you to receive more depth-diving into the Clockworks. When you reach the Hall, a roar echoes to the room. Depending on tier, Rabid Snarby, Ice Queen and Red Roarmulus Twins and Dark-Fire Vanaduke will appear in the depths of the hall. Everything is a wreck.
Battlefield:
Any (2) NPC Knights in the Hall are the only ones left standing in the Hall. The other knights have yet to reawaken. They defeat the boss but another roar revives the boss. They tell you to defeat the Swarm Seed and they proceed to ragefight the boss.
Fight:
Phase 1: Swarm Seed Destruction
The Swarm Seed grew and your job is to hit it. Do what you'd normally do in a Shadow Lair Boss when your job is keeping the Swarm Seed small. When enough damage is dealt, the boss will dissipate and return after a brief moment when the other knights have been revived, yet still have limited health. The roar sends the boss back and the boss' appearance unattunes the knight's awareness and shocks them for the mean time.
Phase 2: It's up to you/your team.
Ice Queen and Red Roarmulus Twins are bosses that appear in two types of Tier 2. 2-A and 2-B, respectively.
Rabid Snarby = you know the drill.
Ice Queen = "Tantrum" Mode starts.
Red Roarmulus Twins = Their 2nd to Last Phase starts.
Dark-Fire Vanaduke = you know the drill.
Rewards:
Each reward depends on which NPC Knight you talk to after the Fight. All have Debatable UVs or won't have any UVs at all. The same reward cannot be received repeatedly. After each Tier's succession, for example: finished Tier 1, headed for Tier 2 and finished it, your Cutter from Echo will be boosted to Vile Striker or any other upgrade, whether you choose.
Tier 1: Echo's Cutter, Daxen's Prismatech Alchemer, Remi's Blast Bomb, Archilus' Owlite Shield, Sylvin's Skelly Shield, Walkon's Jelly Shield, Zebulon's Drake Scale Shield(boosted because Scale Shield has no 2 star), Izola's Troika, Jorin's Calibur.
Tier 2: 3 star upgrades of all rewards shown in Tier 1, except for Drake Scale Shield.
Tier 3: 4 star upgrades of all rewards shown in Tier 2.
Special Event Occurence:
When the 9-1 to 9-3 missions are completed, redoing the Tier 3 version of this mission will boost the 4* of the rewards to 5* level.

This is my longest answer and first imaginable expansion mission, though it's just hard to think of...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 09:02
#2418
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
4/23/12

"If you created the next expansion mission for Spiral Knights, what would it be? What would its unique rewards be?"

Since I'm too lazy to come up with an actual Expansion Mission, have a whole new subset of missions: Class Missions.

Essentially these are special missions that would allow you to use LD classes (Striker, Guardian, Recon) in a PvE environment. Rewards have yet to be set in stone, but current ideas include crests with LD class insignias and LD-inspired back accessories (Strike Booster jet thing, Guardian armor/flag, Recon backpack thing).

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:45
#2419
Deathxsinz
4/23/12

"If you created the next expansion mission for Spiral Knights, what would it be? What would its unique rewards be?"

If i were to create the next SK expansion mission it would be a mission where there are 5-6 levels, and the elevator fee is cut in half, but in exchange you pay 300 crowns. The maps would be filled with specialized monsters, so one map can have destructors, while another one has Fiends. In order to participate in this, a player can choose to go it alone, or go with a team, and it would be wise to go with a team because one person could have all pierce weapons for the beast maps, while another person can have normal things for all types.(The monsters in a map would not be the same type each time... it is randomized, so one must be prepared to face destructors at level one, and then next time they do it they could be at lvl 5). Each level should have a mini boss of some kind one that is not too strong, but is still the same type as the other monsters. ( Maybe a monster of the same type that is a bit bigger, and a different color).

(Btw when i say level i mean like when you go up and down the elevator... im pretty new, and im not sure if there is a different word for that, and depth didn't seem very accurate)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:10
#2420
Afroken's picture
Afroken
Question 2+2

4/23/12
"If you created the next expansion mission for Spiral Knights, what would it be? What would its unique rewards be?"
Mission description: You have been sent for a day off of knighting and have been sent to a small meadow to enjoy your day off.(This is a T3 mission and must be done solo)
Area 1: A small meadow seemingly not connected to the clockworks at all, you proceed on to find a small pack of wolvers attacking a recruit. This was meant to be a day off right? Now your in your worst nightmare. The wolvers attacking the knight grow stronger into T3 wolvers and a Snarbolax comes too, which soon turns into rabbid snarby! A gate pops up in front of you and all you can do is watch as the recruit struggles against the foes. The knight is knocked out and the enemys vanish. You can revive the knight, who will drop 150 crowns as he runs to alert HQ. Or leave him and let the hand of evil drop you 50 crowns. (>:) You then take the elevator(It's free because the last floor didn't really involve much) and you arrive in Jigsaw valley.
Area 2: A squad of gremlins are cutting down endangered trees. You can help the environment and fight the gremlins, which appear as low T1 gremlins but when u attack they become T3, or you can leave them be. Proceed to find a pack of wolvers and a pack of gremlins fighting, you can help either of them fight but afterwards they will notice your a knight and try and kill you anyway.
Proceed on for standard Jigsaw valley layout and go down the elevator(Full price this time).
Final area: A graveyard, standard graveyard layout, untill one certain room where you walk onto the party button and some skeletons spawn. Don't worry about trying to kill them because when you kill one lot another lot will just spawn, right untill your knocked out.
Once you are knocked out, if you revived the young knight earlier on, he will arrive with backup, if not then Intel agent Kora will contact you and tell you that your day off is over. When she gets no response because your knocked out she will send troops to go look for you as she can tell you must of landed in trouble.
Either way the knights arrive and kill the skeletons and you are saved.
Kora tells you this meadow will be closed off due to dangers.
Suddenly there is a crash and a boss will appear(Depending on type of gear equipped) the boss will wipe out some back up and you will have 2 knights remaining to help fight. Kill it and a voice will tell you that this was all a trap but you and the knights were too powerfull and that the gremlins have failed to wipe out some experienced knights.
You get a special black accessory for the front of your chest. It is a shadowy black crest.
Also if you didn't revive the knight at the start when backup arrives the recruit will be there and you will be fined 150 crowns for not reviving him(If you for some reason can't pay that they will take all you money)
Another reward is a special costume hat thing. It is just a black, dark void...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 20:56
#2421
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
This is a lot like OCH...

4/23/12

"If you created the next expansion mission for Spiral Knights, what would it be? What would its unique rewards be?"

Purging the Darkness (PtD)

-------------------------

Description: Spiral HQ has determined the source of where all Fiends come from. Origining from the place called the 'Underworld,' Fiends have been entering Cradle via several portals hidden underground. A mysterious network of underground caverns have been discovered, hidden under the Dark City. Spiral HQ believes that a major portal is hidden somewhere in the labyrinth of tunnels and caves. It is up to you to go and destroy it, and stem the tide of darkness emerging from the Underworld.

Depth 1: Dark Defense - Defenses in the Dark City have been doubled to protect the portal. Fight your way through the city and enter the caves!
Depth 2: Workplace Warehouse - Devilites get their stuff to throw at Knights from this warehouse, and will protect it at all costs. Battle you way through the unrelenting Devilites guarding their prized treasure!
Depth 3: Greaver Graveyard - The Greaver Graveyard is the home to the majority of the Greaver population. Many dead Greavers lie underneath the dirt, buried along with Zombies. Escape from this dangerous place, all the while evading undead Greavers (new monster) and Zombies!
Depth 4: Trojan Treasury - The Trojans keep a hoard of statues in this cave, saving up for new spirits to boost their ranks. Destroy as many statues as you can, but watch out for Lost Spirits, waiting to inhabit those stony behemoths! And be warned, a mythical Golden Trojan guards this treasury of statues.
Depth 5: Portal Protection - You have found the cavern with the portal. swarms of fiends protect the portal. Battle your way to the Crystal Generator, the massive Soul Crystal powering the rip in space, and destroy it!

New monsters:

Warehouse Workers, devilites who keep check of what goes in and out of the warehouse. Throws pens, clipboards, and can turn into any non-overtime, Pit boss, and yesman devilite by reaching into a supply box to throw stuff at you.

Undead Greavers, the reanimated skeletons of dead Greavers. Only has a zoom attack.

The 4 Horsemen: A group of elite Trojans that guard the portal and Crystal Generator.

BOSS BATTLE: The boss would be the Crystal Generator itself. The Crystal Generator is basically a ginourmous Trojan Crystal. It shoots bullets, summons Trojans, has those bullet flails surrounding it, can create vortexes, etc.

Phase 1: The Crystal Generator opens to portal. Several fiends of different varieties steps out and attack. Kill the fiends.

Phase 2: More fiends appear. The Crystal Generator begins to shoot out bullets that deal shadow damage. Kill fiends, damage crystal.

Phase 3: A shield of shadow forms around the crystal. Any attempt to attack, the shield deals shadow damage to you. Several Trojans appear, and Gravition type vortexes appear in the ground. Getting stuck in one deals shadow damage and traps you for 5 seconds before you’re spewed out. Kill Trojans.

Phase 4: The 4 Horsemen appear. They carry more awesome looking versions of normal Trojan stuff. They have a forcefield surrounding their entire body. Lure them into a vortex. If they get caught, their shield breaks while they’re in there. Attack until they’re all dead.

Phase 5: Rage mode. The Generator’s shield has dropped. More vortexes. More bullets. More fiends. KILL THE CRYSTAL GENERATOR.

Death scene: The crystal trembles, and explodes. The portal becomes unstable, and the caverns begin to collapse. All surviving fiends are sucked back through the portal. Make your way to the elevator and pick up a special material called ‘Horseman Shard’

Rewards:

Crystal Continuum: A purple Shard Bomb, made from the remnants of the Crystal Generator. Place two of them down, and crystals shoot back and forth between the two crystals, creating an effective barrier for several seconds. Deals piercing and shadow damage.

2*: Shattered Crystal Continuum
3*: Connected Crystal Continuum
5*: Sparkling Crystal Continuum.

Shadow Shocker: A Devilite gun, stolen from the Workplace Warehouse. It was meant to increase a Devilite’s annoyingness, putting together fast furniture and shock status. Deals shadow damage, with a medium chance of low shock. Normal attack = 3 rapid shots. Charge attack = Purple lightning shoots from gun, high chance of dealing high shock.

2* Static Shadow Shocker
3* Shocking Shadow Shocker
5* Ionic Shadow Shocker

As for the Horseman Shard… Like the Mast of Seerus, you can craft a special item using the shard. In this case, a shield called the Horseman Shield. Looks like a Trojan Shield, only smaller. Shadow Protection, with bonus damage against fiends.

2* Broken Horseman Shield
3* Damaged Horseman Shield
5* Perfect Horseman Shield.

And… I think that’s it. I love doing new boss/monsters/missions stuff I’m so good at them. :D

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:06
#2422
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 4/23/12

Afroken
Lordofnecromancers

New question 4/24/12

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:36
#2423
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Question 04/24/12If Knights

Question 04/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

Ban.
Troll.
Poke.
Stare blankly.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:12
#2424
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

What would my moves be?

>run away
>run away
>run away
>splash

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:15
#2425
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
If you were a pokemon what

If you were a pokemon what moves would you have?

Summon 4Chan

Produce CE

FLACON PUNCH

and SPLASH

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:27
#2426
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
4/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

/Attack
/Defend
/Shrug
/Shrug

If you know me, I shrug a lot.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:30
#2427
Afroken's picture
Afroken
Umm thanks for letting meh win last time!!

Question 04/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?
Roar of time 'nuff said
Nah they would be:
CIC
Black hawk
/poke
Roar of time.
And I would probably catch JK and use him most of the time instead of my knight...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 01:14
#2428
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
4/24/12

"If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?"

Use Confetti
Umbra Driver (sounds cool enough on its own)
Crown Grind
Yawn

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 01:50
#2429
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
4/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

Fight, Bag/Belt, Usables, Run.

Fight:
>Sword/Bomb
>Gun/Bomb
>Shield
>Charge Attack
Bag/Belt:
>Health/Super Health Capsule X3
>Remedy X3
>Super Fire Vial X3
>Super Curse Vial X3
Usables:
>Mecha-Knight
Run =D

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 06:43
#2430
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
4/24/12

1: the hammer of doom ( fear me for my hammer is great well great in cost but not much else)

2: Armageddon (let's end the world yaaaay wahoooooo)

3: mending ( why not call in some gremlins to mend me)

4: suicide bomber charge (what can I say I am an insane person >:) oh yea)

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 08:49
#2431
Blacklectric
4/24/12

fight:push party button

summon:summon vana to haven

run:Run towards the nearest alchemy machine and alchemy a poke ball

hack: Hack the CE generator, lol

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:21
#2432
Jango-One's picture
Jango-One
If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

02/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

Swords Dance

Protect

Energy Ball

Sludge Bomb

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:21
#2433
Robodoom's picture
Robodoom
4/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

Hypno smile

Smile of fear

Frown of EVIL

tail whip

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:44
#2434
Skyber's picture
Skyber
4/24/12

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

Ramming Speed

Laggy Sword Attack

Plasma Torpedo

Dual Anitproton Beam Array

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:22
#2435
Faronel's picture
Faronel
4/24/12

1. You

2. Are

3. Really

4. Doomed

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:53
#2436
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
Previous Winners

Previous Winners 4/24/12

Abyssal-Flamberge
Schattentag

New question 4/25/12

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:14
#2437
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
4/25/12

That snipe is a spy!

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:08
#2438
Afroken's picture
Afroken
Snipe got a crowbar? Must be gordon freeman in disguse!!!

4/25/12

*Walks into haven and sees snipe with crow bar*
Me: OMGBBQ
Snipe: mehehehe
*I call friends*
*Friends flip out*
We take pictures and look all good together
Then while were distracted he hammers us with da crowbar
Me: NOOOOO! *Faints*
Friends: NOOOOO! *Faints*
*Some guy on the streets looks clueless*
Some guy: Umm wot?
Snipe: ...
*Some guy shoots snipe*
Some guy: meh taht was weird.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 04:22
#2439
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
4/25/12

What would your reaction be to a snipe with a crowbar?

Le me walking around Haven...

Le wild SNIPE w/ Crowbar appears!

Le me thinks, "Oh no! He's going to bash me..."

Le me backs away bit by bit.

Le wild SNIPE w/ Crowbar says: " Please Don't Go " in Snipees(Snayp-ees is the prononciation)

Le me is hypnotized by SNIPE w/ Crowbar's Infatuate. Le me does not see the Crowbar.

Le SNIPE w/ Crowbar spins and flies to my head and TWOK!

Le me is unconscious for 5 minutes.

Le me is awakened by mysterious knight with similar crowbar.

Le me runs away.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 05:10
#2440
Chokabowow
Question 04/25/12 What would

Question 04/25/12

What would your reaction be to a snipe with a crowbar?

I would laugh so hard and point at it saying what the hell is that green snipe with a crowbar? i don't realize its Cronus on a bad day... *WHACK* now im

the one being pointed at!

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 05:36
#2441
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
4/25/12

well I would be horrified expecaly when he starts putting tortodrones every where and they start killing every one

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 09:17
#2442
Dabic's picture
Dabic
Question

Question 04/25/12

What would your reaction be to a snipe with a crowbar?

''idk because im from Norway''

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 09:35
#2443
Comanderofpi's picture
Comanderofpi
25/4/12 What would your

25/4/12

What would your reaction be to a snipe with a crowbar?

i will give him some glasses help him become a theoretical physicist (dont ask how) and name him "Gordon" :)

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 13:09
#2444
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Bella-Donna
If Knights were Pokemon, What

If Knights were Pokemon, What would your knight's 4 moves be?

1 Curse

2 Shadow Ball

3 Self-destruct

4 Ice beam

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 13:24
#2445
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Bella-Donna
snipe with crowbar

i just wanted to post that pokemon one >> but a snipe with crowbar... i'd have him fix the internet with that crowbar c:

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 13:42
#2446
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Grittle
04/25/12 my reaction to a

04/25/12

my reaction to a snipe with a crowbar? i would think of Gordan Freeman, then let Valve sue the snipe

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 15:18
#2447
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Lucal
Question 4-25-12

How would you react to a snipe with a crowbar?
I would run away and call the police. Then I would tell the news anchor about it, and they would probably lock me up somewhere and hit me with a crowbar. Lol.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 15:46
#2448
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Noodlebrain
4/25/12

"How would you react to a snipe with a crowbar?"

OH SH** IT'S CORIOLIS.
RUN EVERYONE, RU- oh wait it's just a friendly GM...
"GM Coriolis chirps"
*GM Coriolis flies away*
*GM Coriolis comes back*
*GM Coriolis whacks Noodlebrain with the crowbar*
D:

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:11
#2449
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Schattentag
4/25/12

"What would your reaction be to a snipe with a crowbar?"

First I'd be a little scared. Then I'd man up and shout, "Tonight, we're having fried chicken!"

'nuff said.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 18:26
#2450
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Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

First I'd stare with the bewildered look of a madman in denial.
Then I would shout as loud as I could:
"MERCY! MERCY! OUR SINS HAVE CAUGHT UP TO US! BOLT THE DOORS! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS HERE!"
:|

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