"Can someone please tell me why there's a Faust in my toilet?"
"A Faust? How on Cradle...
"Oh. Me sorry. I put it there because it wasn't being nice to me.
"o.0 Hey, don't put a Dread Venom Striker in my bathtub, I don't even use it xD
"No, NOT in my shower >.<
"But it IS being nice to you!"
We grab our Faust and Dread Venom Striker and fight. There is no more venom, being all washed off.
"I win with my dirty Faust. :D
"Waitasec, this ain't SK. How do these swords get in there?"
I turn to a random guy.
"This is YOUR fault!"
That's what happens when I get high on Rainbow Tylenol and convince myself that I can somehow manipulate multiple parallax continuity lines to intersect at the definite location marked on my chart as (x:144,y:798). To add to that I somehow converted scoliosis afflicted DNA into a vanadium alloy which conducted gamma rays into the continuity instance resulting in a material flux that nullified the existence of several bars of shadow steel.
However there is always a counter action to balance things out, which in this case was creating a Faust and dropping it smack dab in your toilet.