Spiral Knights - Food Fight!

Food Fight!

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Sat, 11/23/2013 - 04:21

#1901

Bustware

...but not mine.

I get my chilli rocket launcher and rocket jump to another planet. By the way, one spy died of my rocket jump.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 09:07

#1902

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

but little did you know, I DESTROYED THE EARTH

if you don't use proper grammer, it doesn't work, acually, the 7th dimention CAN'T be close, and besides, you didn't do the right dimention

my laser beam thingy machines hit Sonosuke with a laser as he tries to attack me from so far away and turns him/her into a fish, then, a invinible increadibly long claw that I just installed grabs fish Sonosuke and carries him to my shop, where I slice and dice him and turn him into many delisious sushis

I sell one of the Sonosuke sushis to Bustware, who passes by.

now I'm going to install more awesome stuff

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 10:51

#1903

Bustware

Spy in Bustware's disguise:

Spy in Bustware's disguise: *uncloaks* Spy. Hmpf.
Pipipipipi: ...
Meanwhile, somewhere in the universe!
Bustware: Aw crap, why am I supposed to rotate in void, and how much time will it take?
ρ-bot: About an hour.
Bustware: ... Since you are mounted into my back, give me my notepad, please.
ρ-bot opens Bustware's backpack and gives him a notepad to his hand, later closing the backpack.
Bustware: Alright, programmer time!
BEGIN
loadsavestate 0
Bustware goto Uranus
Malkalack=faint
Bustwaresdefencelevel=OverPoweredSuperUltraKiloMegaGigaTeraPetaExa
END.
Earth's gone back to normal. Bustware got found in his Uranus Shrine Base with unbreakable forcefield shield.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:31

#1904

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

your attempt to use notepad completly failed, it exploded in your face, and so did p-bot, anything you did in notepad didn't happen

also, a angry mob appears and starts chasing you because you attempted to control me, but since this is a food fight, instead of torches, they use flaming cotton candy, and instead of pitchforks, they use sharp candy cane sticks shaped like pitchforks

ONE FREE SUSHI FOR THE NEXT POSTER!!!

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 12:34

#1905

Popoixd

I shot 1905 deadly killer

I shot 1905 deadly killer pimento (Yup, i'm a mad scientist) in Pi face. LET GET TO 2000 POST HECK YEAH

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 17:44

#1906

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

my laser beam thingy machineys fire lasers at Popoixd and all his/her killer pinento, turning them all into fish, who I turn into sushi

500 FREE SUSHI (that is acually Popoixd) FOR THE NEXT POSTER!!!

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 19:58

#1907

Malkalack

MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!

I use my 500 sushi and shoot it from a grenade launcher at popoixd.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 21:43

#1908

Sonosuke

All shell will break loose.

I release the banana dogs on everyone, then unload my lollipop gattling (gatling? gatlling, however the bloody hell you spell that) gun on everyone.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 08:13

#1909

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

(how can you shoot at Popoixd if your ammo is Popoixd?)

(it's gatling)

Luckily, the banana dogs can't reach me or the lollipop gatling gun becaue I'm way too high in space

HEY SONO, I yell as I throw a grapling gun towards him to also use

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 09:07

#1910

Bustware

I get into my space shuttle,

I get into my space shuttle, reach Pipipipipi, then throw him back to the Earth, which I repaired first. Later my ρ-bot gets mad and rips off Pipipipipi's arms, legs and head. Then I go to Sonosuke and shoot him with my frie minigun, so that he can't use the grapling gun.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 09:22

#1911

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

my laser beam thingy machines shoot you and p-bot before they can do anything to me, then I dice up the fish that they were turned into and make them into sushi, which I sell to the next poster

P.S. you can't simply repair the Earth, there isn't any longer a Earth TO repair

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 21:01

#1912

Sonosuke

Yay Sushi!

(Title = Nuff said)
I still havd my lollipop gatling gun, so I shoot Bustware with it.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 23:53

#1913

Bustware

So, where are we at all?

Wel, I take some of those lollipops and make a lollichop of them, then chop you with it and chomp all your ammo. I win.
(It's not p-bot, it's rhobot!)

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:20

#1914

Pipipipipi

In spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

but remember, he/she still has a grapling gun I gave Sono

I "drop" down a HAMmer to Bustware to smash Sono with

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 10:29

#1915

Bustware

Thanks.

I use it to bonk and flatten Sonosuke. He/She becomes a pancake and I win.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 16:05

#1916

Sonosuke

But then again

"YOLKS ON YOU!!" I appear behind Bustware and throw a giant egg on him.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:48

#1917

Popoixd

I reform int DEALY GIANT

I reform int DEALY GIANT SUSHI BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Throw http://www.noobness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Noobness-sushi.jpg everywhere.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 23:46

#1918

Bustware

The egg missed and it hit

The egg missed and it hit Popoixd in the back, and I have tortilla sword and salsa shield!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 08:31

#1919

Pipipipipi

Suddenly pineapples

Pineapples appear everywhere that you can use to throw at people

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 11:45

#1920

Bustware

WUT, you helping me? O_O

Ok, I kick them at everyone then I win.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 12:28

#1921

Pipipipipi

I AM THE RULER OF DOUBLE POST!!!

nope, I'm helping EVERYONE

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:16

#1922

Bustware

Wai, wai...

Once he was disturbing everyone and now he is helping. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:00

#1923

Sonosuke

All pineapple will break loose.

I start kicking the pineapples at everyone, shooting my lollipop gatling gun and grapling gun. Pineapples, Lollipops, and Grapes are everywhere now.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:49

#1924

Bustware

I use my

I use my pineapplelollipopgrapelawn mower to get through them and smash you with Lollichop.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 09:17

#1925

Obcydian

I throw a LIVING VANADUKE

I throw a LIVING VANADUKE CAKE at you and he fights you and spawns cake slags

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 12:36

#1926

Not-Argljing

*rains cupcakes on everyone*

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 05:33

#1927

Malkalack

I SNIFFED A SUSPICIOUS BUNION ON MAH FOOT

I out on a waffle gas mask and out poisonous maple syrup fumes in the ventilation system. I laugh triumphantly

Thu, 12/05/2013 - 00:37

#1928

Bustware

I rain pudding on everyone

I rain pudding on everyone and I still win.

Thu, 12/05/2013 - 07:58

#1929

Sacred-Earth

*Slaps Bustware with fried

*Slaps Bustware with fried catfish.*

Thu, 12/05/2013 - 12:25

#1930

Bustware

That catfish turns into a

That catfish turns into a kat, eats you, then I beat it with tog sword and I win.

Fri, 12/06/2013 - 08:53

#1931

Sacred-Earth

Sacred-Earth throws Mad Milk at Bustware.

Sacred-Earth slaps Bustware to death with The Holy Mackerel.

Fri, 12/06/2013 - 11:22

#1932

Bustware

Then I get up, smashing you

Then I get up, smashing you with cheesecake.

Fri, 12/06/2013 - 12:51

#1933

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I keep on selling sushi with a bunch of new features in my sushi stand that I instaled

/turns on a bunch of flashy light signs you see at restrants pointing towards my shop

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 02:00

#1934

Sacred-Earth

"Ooo, a sushi stand!", I

"Ooo, a sushi stand!", I said. Then I went to the stand and bought some sushi. But before I leave, I throw a sandvich in Pipipipipi's face. I then throw the explosive sushi at Bustware.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 08:17

#1935

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/catches sandwich

HOW DARE YOU!?!

/makes claws come out that disallow Sacred from moving, then activates lasers that turn Sacred into fish, who I dice into sushi, and sell to the next poster

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 09:52

#1936

Sacred-Earth

Thank you for the sushi!

I throw a sandvich at your face....Again.

I then throw the sushi, which strangely smells like me, at Bustware....Again.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 14:45

#1937

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you can't throw sandwiches at me if your sushi, duh

/sells the Sacred-Earth sushi which tried to throw stuff even though it is sushi to the next poster

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:25

#1938

Sacred-Earth

Since I was cut to sushi, I respawned.

/me buys sushi.
/me throws sandvich ( Do you not see the V in SANDVICH? ) at Pipipipipi's face.
/me throws sushi at everyone else.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:32

#1939

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/continues to serve Sacred-Earth sushi that is trying to throw stuff but fails badly, as sushi cannot do anything

/gives up on selling the Sacred-Earth sushi and throws him/her in my new black donut hole trashcan thing

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:49

#1940

Sacred-Earth

I respawned, Pi!

So, none of post 1939 happened.

Throws 10 Sandviches in Pi's face.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:52

#1941

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Yeah, post 1939 happened, you are well dead, and dead people can't throw sandwiches

/keeps on selling sushi, and sells one sushi to this one guy who throws it at the next poster as long as the next poster is alive

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 18:10

#1942

Sacred-Earth

I respawn. That means I am alive.

Throws sandviches at Pipipipipi.

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 09:46

#1943

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

You are pretty much dead, dead people cannot throw sushi, unless you somehow escape and turn back into a whatever-you-are

I go in buisness with selling sushi to Florans, who decide to give me pixels which I use to expand my sushi stand into a giant base full-o-sushi

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 03:09

#1944

Sacred-Earth

UGH.

I, now in the dump, find something that can turn me back to normal. I then shoot myself with it to turn me back to normal. I crawl out of the dump and find the food fight. Then I throw sandviches at Pipipipipi because I am FURIOUS!

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:21

#1945

Not-Argljing

*trollface*

/blocks sandwich with cupcake shield

don't you see? if you hit Pi with that, you will get turned into sushi

/shoots Sacred to the ground

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:39

#1946

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

He's right

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 23:56

#1947

Bustware

I set up a brocolli shield -

I set up a brocolli shield - anyone(except me) hits me, he/she/it turns into a piece of brocolli.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 02:44

#1948

Sacred-Earth

I'm not hitting you, I'm throwing Sandviches at your face.

....

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 18:42

#1949

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/tosses some candy cane metal at Bustware to reinforce his shield

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 13:34

#1950

Bustware

Both of you change into

Both of you change into brocolli, then I eat you 'cause I like brocolli.

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