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Tue, 01/14/2014 - 09:09
#2001
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Gabrihel
An Angels' carol from the sky...

..God is descending from Heavens.. Seeing this mess, he declares: Oh my Me, who did make this mess! Who is the responsible? Stop this. You all shall be punished! Shall my wrath purge this world! *He sterilises the mess.. eventually burning everyone..

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 17:57
#2002
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

I walk in the door and throw a custard pie in Gab's face and walk back out casually.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 18:30
#2003
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
No...

Hey, there's only one god here, and thats me

*turns god into a giant cupcake and eats him*

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:07
#2004
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

/grabs a watermelon and chucks it at the door Sandwich-Potato walked out

The door fell on Sandwich-Potato before he could get out in time.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:08
#2005
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/eats the watermelon before it reaches the door

/decides not to interfere with fate so shoots the seeds at 1359887934 miles per hour at the door making it fall

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 02:54
#2006
Gabrihel's picture
Gabrihel
Mmmmmmm

Mmmmmm Custard... YUM

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 04:39
#2007
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

/walks in casually
/throws pie with c4 stashed inside of it at Gabrihel

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 16:46
#2008
Gabrihel's picture
Gabrihel
Mmmmmmm

Mmmmmmm Tasty explosives... YUM

I like spicy flavours...

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 00:48
#2009
Bustware's picture
Bustware
@Sonosuke: so you got

@Sonosuke: so you got armageddoned by the stuff that is now mine.
@Pipipipipi: That shield is unbreakable, so before you came close you got armageddoned as well.

I just slice/pierce/puncture Gab with my stuff, cause I'm one of The Great Eternals.

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 03:58
#2010
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Gabrihel
Puncture???

What are you? A nurse? Well, I'm The Doctor, I jump in my TARDIS, get a trip back in time to when you are about to be born and make worlds collapse, time fabric tear and make the hospital where your mother is about to give you birth ashes, exiled from the universe, forgotten by everything.. so, technically your argument is invalid, cause you never ever existed... Who I was talking about? Uh.. Yes, I was just to say:

Mmmmmmm Tasty explosives... YUM

I like spicy flavours...

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 05:55
#2011
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Sandwich-Potato

But that was a plastic copy of me!

The real me has shrunken down to the size of a pea due to some experiments with Dark Matter cooking. I walk towards Use and chuck a miniature pie in his ear, then walk away casually.

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 11:04
#2012
Bustware's picture
Bustware

@Gabrihel: I'm not a nurse, I'm The Great Eternal!

Gabrihel was turned into brocolli.

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 11:36
#2013
Gabrihel's picture
Gabrihel
I jump in Bustware's mouth,

I jump in Bustware's mouth, killing him instantly. I was Snowhite's Witch's Poisonous Broccoli.. Only a true love kiss could turn me back in a human.. And if this happen Bustware's Corpse would explode.. I think... or it would become a perfect costume for me... But it's not a problem.. no one loves me

Thu, 01/16/2014 - 19:11
#2014
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

@Bustware your attempt to kill me with weapons you don't have failed because you don't have them

remember, Sono turned everyone back to humans before you ate them, and so you couldn't eat them anymore, so you have no weapons

/shoots Bust with grapling gun as punishment

Fri, 01/17/2014 - 04:46
#2015
Gabrihel's picture
Gabrihel
this fight..

is strange, parallel universes when someone died and universes when those one live are coexistent... really strange... so... me and my duplicates from other universes eat the custard pie... and offer a slice to Pipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi, Bustware and PotatoSandwich... Who want some tea?

Fri, 01/17/2014 - 07:08
#2016
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Bustware
0... No, wait, I want some tea!

Sigh, time to use a Spark Of Life! BOMB!, Pi and Gab are stunned, so I use one of the passerby creepers to creeper jump to a place where no one can find me!

Fri, 01/17/2014 - 14:13
#2017
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

sure

/blocks the spark of life explosion with a lollipop shield and excepts the tea

Fri, 01/17/2014 - 14:23
#2018
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Sandwich-Potato

I get sick and tired of all this food.

I THROW DARK MATTER INTO IT!

I hide in the Obvious Secret Door.

Fri, 01/17/2014 - 14:31
#2019
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I DO TOO!

/opens Obvious Secret Door and throws dark matter on to Sandwich-Potato

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 12:22
#2020
Bustware's picture
Bustware
I close the Obvious Secret

I close the Obvious Secret Door before Pi can enter and bomb him outta the universe.

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 12:38
#2021
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

What Obvious Secret Door?

I don't see any Obvious Secret Door. What are you guys talking aboomahgoshlivingfoodmonstersrun.

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 20:50
#2022
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Sonosuke
All shell will break loose.

I set the food monster on fire and watch them burn to ashes and stuff. Then I make apples for everyone. Delicious Candy Apples for everyone! But before that, I throw a pie at Bustware's face just because.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 06:38
#2023
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Bustware
Nom nom nom pie and apples.

I bomb Sono with minibombs.
http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Bomb_(Battle_Chip)

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 12:18
#2024
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
All food will break loose.

Daz not food.

I eated the minibombs and toss a pienade into the air.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:27
#2025
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I eats the apples, then offer a grammer pill because why not

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:33
#2026
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Ummm this isn't food related anymore. I fire a watermelon machine gun at everyone for deviating from the "food fight!" theme.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:37
#2027
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Grammer pills are edible, and are really effective, watch.

/eat an gramer pil

i fel so muc beter no

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:41
#2028
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Sandwich-Potato

The door bursts open, and I dash through the OSD, moving faster than you can see. I slam a pie into Bustware's face as I whiz past him for going off-topic, team up with Malk, and throw a peach cobbler at Pi for the grammar pill. I quickly summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster God and run back into the OSD.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:48
#2029
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/eat da pech cober as is cmes too i

thenks

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 00:06
#2030
Bustware's picture
Bustware

I fire a cucumber dictionary at Pi and slash others with cheesecake sword.

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 18:34
#2031
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I eat the cucumber dictionary, then bake a bunch of ninja star cookies, eat the OSD, and throw all the cookies at Sandwich, who gets eaten by a passing stranger, who runs away before anyone can throw food at him

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:49
#2032
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
Do you love my input?

I summons flaminf cupcakws and throw them all at Bustware and Sanwddich.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:18
#2033
Bustware's picture
Bustware

@Sonosuke: No, we hate your input because of your disorthography.

I bust Sono with a tomato bomb avoiding hitting Pi for the reason he didn't hit me.

Mon, 01/27/2014 - 03:49
#2034
Nerlin-Flood's picture
Nerlin-Flood
The power moving life chose me

I bust Bust with a dead fish and use a chicken leg to beat him senseless

Mon, 01/27/2014 - 13:00
#2035
Bustware's picture
Bustware

I throw mushrooms and hot drumsticks from M&L:BIS at Nerlin.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 07:34
#2036
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

/slits Bust's throat with a potato chip

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:13
#2037
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Backup-Has-Arrived
Bump.

/pours (Lava hot) nacho sauce all over Malkalack.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 23:18
#2038
Bustware's picture
Bustware

No way, cause I fire carrot missiles at everyone.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 16:40
#2039
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I hold up my carrot proof shield made of a lollipop

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 19:14
#2040
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I use my oven torch to burn Pipipipipi's shield, then I roundhouse kick him and shove a starfruit down his throat and dodge any punches or kicks made by him.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 10:23
#2041
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

/summons large, magical GIANT shrimp to ride on. (oxymorons rock!)
/crushes all except Sandwich-Potato

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 18:00
#2042
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Im back ! I think...

Come back and think ''Oh god giant magical shrimp, what happened here....''
Roast the shrimp and shout: THE MIGHTY ROASTER IS BACK !

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:06
#2043
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
bump so Sonosuke can throw his marshmallows

@Use thanks for the star fruit

/fires ninja star fruit out of mouth, which pins Use to the wall

@Popo yum yum, that could feed millions, but...

/throws giant roasted shrimp at next poster

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 00:10
#2044
Bustware's picture
Bustware

I duck the shrimp and fire chocolate cookie chips back at Pi.

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 08:51
#2045
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I counter the chips with ninja star fruits

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 06:13
#2046
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Flame-Shinobi
Halt! You have commited crimes against Skyrim and it's people!

I cage Pipipipi in a cage of Black Licorice! No one can eat there way out of that!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:51
#2047
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

yum, black licorice is my favorite

/eats all of the black licorice, and then takes a long peice and stabs Flame with it

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 08:58
#2048
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

The black licorice corrupts Flame-Shinobi, making him a zombie. He eats Pipipipipi.
I casually drink lemonade and watch the horror.

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 10:28
#2049
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I send in Marshmallow Support Bags to everyone. I then join Malk and drink some root beer.

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 20:07
#2050
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I clink glasses with Sonosuke from some bleachers, putting on sunglasses when an angry Scottish man pulls out a bottle of Napalm. That could have harmful UV rays, Mr. Macdougal

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