/me keeps throwing sandviches at Bustware.

I leave Bustware and instead throw sandviches at people other than Bustware and Pi.

Eats a bucket full of unico- er... Jelly and shares it to everyone

/buys sushi
/throws it at everyone

*Pipipipipi gets hit and falls on me.*

*I throw melted cheese bombs at Mamonchter for doing nothing about it.*

I break through the wall or whatever in my ham tank. I then throw lemon grenades, scalding hot cocoas, and deadly candy pokers everywhere. Now I shoot people with my nog blaster.

I send in some of my pig army to help Sono with giant war machines that shoot bacon, they kill Malk with the power of bacon

Can I join your alliance?
My swag over powers the bacon with the power of BARBEQUE LAYS! (Potato chip brand)
I fire my pickle spears at the pig army, killing them all.
Sonosuke, y our healing factor makes u invincible. The magic angry mob comes and kills you.

They are unkillable. The are in your rocket and rip you apart for cheating. I randolemy throw pineapple grenades (huehuehuehue) at everyone.

@Malk I wasn't cheating, I only said I nuked the mob. Your argument is invalid.

@Pipipi so that means post 1968 didn't happen? And besides, we weren't on the moon until now. So thanks for the bacon force field.

I pull out my lollipop gatling gun and start firing at the enemies.

@Malk I thought the earth was already blown up

"Throw The CHEEEEEESE!!"

@Malk the Earth has been already been destroyed by my giant cheese toast pb&g sword or something like that

@Thowardz OH YEAH! WELL WATCH THIS!!!

/makes a giant minigun come out of the sushi stand

THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

/starts minigun which shoots cheese super fast at Malk

so a giant shrimp just crusehed me...
*Revive with spark then place the nutclear bomb*
*The giant shrimp flie into Malkalack.*
I think Malk will dodge that shrimp somehow and hey... did you say BACON?
*Jump into bacon monster and start eating it.*

The shrimp is vaporized by a blast of pure jalapeño energy from my SwagGun. I vaporize Sonosuke with the same jalepeño pulse. Thowardz! Team up!

It is unjamable. It shoots out the sushi, energized with jalepeño energy at Pipipipipi.

I didn't die from that. I didn't even get hit. I'm right behind you shoving my candy cane up your *insert synonym for butt*.

I lied about being behind you, that was a clone. I think this is a bit unfair, us 3 against you. I pull out my nog blaster and shoot at Pipipi.

I parry with a sword of baconite. The strongest metal.
I stick the baconite into Pipipipipi's guts.

I eated the HAMmer and summon my hot dog staff. I then whack Pipipi while upside down.

I throw a T-Rex made out of stale rye at Pipipipipi.

I throw my sno cone bomb down he mouth of Pipipipipi's T-Rex. Then a giant shrimp lands on him, and I ride off on my magic space narhwal to fetch some milk

I exploded from Darkfire Vanaturducken using my powers or something and become Porkzilla. I then proceed to smash the shrimp and the t-rex it was eating.

I regenerate and suddenly there's a bacon clone of me right behind King Bean who slices it with a Baconite sword.

Brocollied people:
Sacred-Earth - reason: SANDVICHES!
Mamonchter - reason: Sushi throw
Sonosuke - reason: Nog Blaster didn't miss
Sonosuke's turret - reason: trying to popcorn me
Malkalack - reason: your pineapple grenade detonated way too close
Sonosuke(2 brocolli!) - reason: no lolli defeats me!
Did you all forget about my Brocolli Shield?
Well, time to remind you.
I eat everyone that turned into brocolli. The brocolli gave me the power of them all and their weapon, so got to choose between SwagGun, Nog Blaster, turret, pineapple grenades, SANDVICHES!, baconite sword and sushi. So I decided to use all that stuff. ARMAGEDDON TIME!

I shoot my grapling gun at the now defenseless Bust