We must cut this thread's head off, destroy it's creator!!!!!
*grabs Redlawsey by the head, and shoves it into a vat of Kool-Aid. He thrashes at first, but my grip is indomitable. He gurgles, and drowns in the blue sea.*
"Muhuhahahahahshaahhaahahahahhah! *cough* a-*cough*"
Shoves a pie into Malkalack's face! (mud pie) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
I shove a pie in Despicable-Minion's face. It is c4 flavoured.
I laugh as his head explodes.
^___^
[___]
You will rue the day you mock me!
I make a good casserole, It has: Atomic bombs, peanut butter chili, haggis (sheep stomach), nuclear waste, zombie brains, gremlin guts, titanium bullets, toxic waste (yeah, I mean poop), pencil lead, coal, and your yearly value of iron.
Mackalac, or whatever your name is, eats it and he becomes the first person to be alive, die, and then die again! (laughs with an evil attitude)
Beat that pie boy!
The magic angry mob comes and stomps Despicable for trying to control Malkalack before post 2055 happened, tus, it didn't happen
I launch Sandvich at Malkalack. In consequence, the Heavy comes and fights him.
Too bad I'm despicable Pipipipipi! Mwahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, you're not. So I cover you in Mad Milk, and you're sticked to the ground.
I jar out of the trance, as I am about to take a bite. That was close! I smash the empty bottle over Bustware's head.
Sticked, really? It's stuck, not sticked. Careless grammer errors, shame on you. Did I say shame? Actually I meant go to grammer class like a man, not like a bafoon. Also video games aren't going to make an impact on life, try the piano, I play it. I agree Malk, let's destroy him with random food items! >:D
Hurls c4 cupcakes with aimbot that explode on contact
hits minion
minion dies
end.
Headshot anomalies:
- Kbloowit: headshot via strawberry - in the arm
- Despicable-Minion: headshot via pie candle - in the knee
- Malkalack: headshot via cream drop - miss (but hit)
/hires Neptr(see Adventure Time) and orders to bombard ^^ with poisonberry pies.
I hire 100 Creep Cakes to eat Kbloowit, and they were very successful of course.
Next I hire the Jelly King to eat Bustware, extremely successful.
I then hire 250 Mini Creep Cakes to chow down on Hearthstone, they acted like Royals and ate him as well.
Very quickly, I use my pie shooting Argent Peacemaker to finish off Malkalack who's bones were as pointless as meatless rib bones.
I end the day by throwing a snowball at Vana.
I struggle out of Jelly King, then slice it apart. Then I hit Cup with the cookie from "I stole the cookie game" thread that is still mine.
Im so annoyed of all of you defeating each other.. im the ultimate lifeform.... 'Gets the ultimate ringy cakey backey tasty food of ultimate power and gulps it and... Uses the indestructable force-field of life.. and by using the ultimate power, also.. transforms everyone into hedgehogs'..... i finally grab bustware and destroys all the players by using the ultimate power including bustware himself... BEHOLD!
Press this to see my ultimate power... me... shadow the hedgehog A.K.A Supersonicm... Destroy all of you..
And then by using my ultimate power.. Making the planet appear exept the players have all been destroyed and I of-course reserect you..
Thats what you get if you mess with me... by the way.. I grab all of your food you guys just stole... now i wont go hungry ever again... Behold my ultimate power.... 'eats... omnomomnomnomom..' too bad... i got all of your food.. :O i see more waffles...
Thats it! I cant believe it! So... it appears Supersonicm won this game! wow.. just wow...
Don't you know I already destroyed the planet a long time ago?
Well, two can play at that game
/ultimate food armor appears on me once more and obtains ultimate HAMmer once more too
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/smashes Supersonicm with ultimate HAMmer
I'd like to say something, a few things in fact. Cupcake, you gagged on your meal and died soon after. >:D Super, the only things super about you is your forum costume and me eating you for supper. >:DD I leave Kad the cat to the rats wondering in my garbage, not worth eating. >:DDD As for Pipipipipi, I hunt and then cook the tasty Wolver in a Pipipipipi Pie! >:DDDD My compliment's to Biscotti for serving these, "minor meals."
The last thing you will want to attempt to hunt is Super Saiyan Pipipipipi
/smashes Despicable 1000 times
Gods can't choke. By the way, I splattered everyone with poisonberry flavored cupcakes.
I destroyed goku in my blast and stole his cakes..
I destroyed all of you.. gimmeh cake! and also ur attempt to smash me with ur hammer failed.. i used the cake 'o' supreme force field of life on me...
Here is the full clip for dat blast lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQF2RHBQq0
Pipipipipi, I am very despicable beyond belief, in fact I killed tons of people in LD with a mere Strike Needle. So I shoot you multiple times with it until you die and I eat you anyways. I suppose it's okay to poke your pancreases to make you go nuts then, alright Cupcake? I use ultimate shield bash to take down non-Super. And Kbloowit barfs all his stomach acids up and dies of starvation. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I hire Ice Queen to eat you, and she ate you. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
If ultimate shield bash isn't enough for you then I will chop the feather of your hat!
Once more bust ware.....
Chaos Blast!
Anyone there? (sets a pie launcher for the next person)
Don't you get it? There is no stopping Pipipipipi when he goes mad, as a matter of fact, Pipipipipi is now Crazee Pi, and Crazee Pi talks in third person because Crazee Pi is evil. Crazee Pi has already destroyed the world, Crazee Pi will destroy the multiverse next
Crazee Pi can not fail HAMmer, as Crazee Pi is the master of HAMmers. Crazee Pi uses the force of Crazee Pi to smash Supersonic with all his might, crushing Supersonic into 1000000 peices. Crazee Pi absorbs the silly needles and grows sharp candy-cane needles on his armor, sharp enough to break open a wall nut, and nothing can break open wall nuts. Crazee Pi then smashes Despicable with a HAMmer as Crazee Pi doesn't need needles anyway
If I can't stop you, why not you let you fall into a mineshaft full of candy spikes? I win.
You can not push Crazee Pi into a mineshaft, Crazee Pi pushes you
It's look like the world is in doom. The unstoppable Crazee Pi Just born for a no good reason. I have no idea how to stop him. But I will just eat sleeping pills and caffeine pills. Then I see chestnut man fighting the Crazee Pi. But that's Just my crazy illusion.
Nothing actually happen. Go ahead and KILL MEH!
I create a cherry-ketchup mixture and slice the cherries into blood cell-sized bits and grab a steak knife. I then spray the mixture over it and run in chopping everyone's arm off, spreading that annoying mixture on everyone's clothes and shoulders.
But it was I, Dio!
*proceeds to make chocolate rain*
/proceeds to make a chocolate umbrella
And it fits in with the chocolate rain.
/reinforces handle with the source of chocolate(the nuts from which it comes from)
/proceeds to make vanilla snow
/makes vanilla gloves, a vanilla parka, vanilla fur boots and vanilla snowpants
SNOWBALL FIGHT! :D
And edible snow, too!
Hmmm...
/pulls out a blender and collects some of the vanilla snow
/adds 1 cup milk, 1 cup strawberries, and starts it up
A milkshake for me. :3
/drinks milkshake once it is done blending with a cherry and whipped cream as a special
/grabs Zekrua's milkshake and splats it all over their face
Too late, already drank it all. Though you may or may not have made another mixture of it... If you did, you could splash THAT in my face.
But my own milkshake is already past my face and in my torso.
Then why, Tender, are you covered in your milkshake? Welcome to time travel. Where is my time machine you ask? There is no machine. I am time. I am immortal. I always have existed, always will and can exist any number of times throughout reality. Although sometimes theorys are made into my existence no-one has hit home upon the truth, the real reason I still live. In short...you have milkshake on you.
[Throws a bagel at Pi].
*Walks in and shouts 'SENTRY, GOIN' UP!'*
/comes into where Sonosuke and Malkalack are red from too much time in the sun
/bumps the thread and gives Sonosuke more marshmallows
/leaves