calls a doctor to clone the cookie and steals it
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Sun, 12/04/2011 - 20:02
#52
What Dark Ritual?
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 06:37
#53
I take Lordofnecromancers
I take Lordofnecromancers dead fish and slap you with it. When the cookie flies from your hands, I take it and fly away on a rocket ship.
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 14:00
#54
I slap Iamnoone with LETTUCE,
I slap Iamnoone with LETTUCE, steal the burnt cookie, take a nibble and skip merrily into the sunset
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 17:31
#55
What Dark Ritual?
*it turns out the sunset was a painted wall*
When Jamoo collides with the wall the cookie flies out of his hand and lands in my palm.then i ride away on my noble zedonk!
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 18:57
#56
Time travel
I intercept the Zandonk and stun both Altos and the creature. I take the cookie and escape through a temporal shift aka Time Hole.
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:25
#57
What Dark Ritual?
*messes with the temporal shifts trajectory thru time and makes it send Littlerbit to before the Earth was made so he suffocates in the vacuum of space*
I then teleport to (CONFIDENTIAL) with cookie in hand
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:30
#58
:3
Luckily, I'm secretly a cat, and I respawned in [CONFIDENTIAL] and eat Altos' head. It was really tasty, and I took the cookie for a snack and get Griffin to turn me invisible and the cookie too.
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 22:09
#59
What's that shadow?
Griffin forgot to turn Littlerbit's shadow invisible, so I charge at him, bashing him with my Scarlet Shield and taking the cookie! I leave a MechaKnight behind with instructions to pin Littlerbit down, and to slap him with a dead fish for all eternity...
I. HATE. CATS. (Nyan excluded.)
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 22:21
#60
Hydraxan gives Jim Dale the
Hydraxan gives Jim Dale the cookie out of fear and runs away into a dead fish sunset.
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:35
#61
What Dark Ritual?
*dresses as Boswick and frightens Jim-Dale into giving him the cookie :D*
oh BTW that was an evil clone of me Littlerbit killed :3
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:31
#62
i falcon punched
"falcon punch's" Altos in the face and stole the cookie and ate it....the end
Yours Truly -Captain Falcon
lol XD
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 17:49
#63
what da
I punch Fallconn in the stomach. Waits for the cookies to fly out and catches it. Decides its not worth it and throws the cookie on the ground.
*walks away*
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:19
#64
heheheheh
"recovers from the blow and tackles Lamnoone to the ground and chokes him with fiery hands" >:D
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 13:43
#65
:D
[Primary Systems re-routed. Nanosuit online. Cleared for movement.]
[Cloak engaged]
Sneaks up behind Fallconn and stealth kills him. Steals the cookie as well.
[Maximum Power]
Dashes away at full speed and power jumps over a high wall.
[Maximum Armour]
Lands further down, but is protected by the Armour mode.
[Cloaked engaged]
Fades from the visible spectrum.
Btw, THIS is what I'm talking about:
http://crysis.wikia.com/wiki/Crynet_Nanosuit_2
http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nanosuit_life_size_...
http://www.crysis2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/crysis2-wallpaper-...
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 16:23
#66
Wakfu!
Eventually, the MechaKnight explodes, which throws me into a cave with a lake. At the bottom of the lake is the Eliacube, which grants me powers of teleportation and time manipulation. I teleport to the desert, and use the Eliacube to freeze time. Using this opportunity, I search for Psychodestroyer, and take the cookie from him. I then hyper-age him which causes him to collapse from rheumatism.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 16:57
#67
Ah but you see...
I was fully assimilated with the suit like Prophet was. I AM the suit now. And the suit is constructed from alien self-regenerating semi-organic nano-weave, so I CANNOT DIE.
So I get back up after activating the Nano-recharge module, and Hunt for litterbit.
[Cloak engaged.]
I sneak up behind Litterbit and stealth kill him while cloaked. The cookie is now MINE.
I sic the Ceph on all of you. NO-ONE MUST HAVE THE COOKIE.
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 04:16
#68
IF I CANT HAVE THE COOKIE, NO ONE CAN
I try to call in an AC130 on Psychodestroyer
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:55
#69
...
I reappear in the desert with a loud electrical sound holding a pocket watch, and notice an AC130 flying overhead. I shoot a bolt of chaotic energy, causing it to burst into flames and crash lands right on top of Psychodestroyer. When he recovers, I use the Eliacube's immense power to banish Psychodestroyer as well as Valkutor to a forbidden time, where they battle each other to the death. I then recover the cookie and teleport away.
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:45
#70
........
[Maximum Armor]
Tanks out the AC130 and switches back to neutral.
Tags Litterbit with the binoculars on my HUD and calls in a tactical nuclear strike.
[Maximum Power]
Punches Valkutor in the head.
Waits for the opportune moment.
Fri, 12/16/2011 - 20:15
#71
Cookie.
I calmly walk up to Psychodestroyer and snatch the cookie and before he has time to react i hit him in the face with a crowbar.
Sat, 12/17/2011 - 18:01
#72
I giggle so hard...
I forget what I am doing. Oh ya, the cookie. I kick you in the groin and swipe the cookie. I point at you and laugh. Bet you never saw that coming?
*runs*
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 20:15
#73
BTW...
BTW Psychodestroyer....i'm invincible so... ur dead >:D
[Maximum Awesomeness]
Kicks Psychodestroyer's butt all over the place.
[Cloaked engaged] wait...why do i need 2 cloak?
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 20:18
#74
>:D
/me grabs cookie stomps on it burns it crumbles into tiny bits then launchs a nuke at it >:D
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 21:37
#75
So?
I'm made of a self regenerating semi-organic nano-weave.
And Chuck Norris is mai uncle.
[Maximum Power]
Grabs the foot that's kicking my butt and slams you into the ground infront of me, then encases you in a powered down Nanoshell with a tazer stuck to it. ACTIVATED.
If you know ANYTHING about crysis...then the tazer...yeaa........
[Maximum Armor]
Launches the Tac cannon at Everyone else.
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 02:50
#76
Wat
I sell the things
You need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.!
Yeah, I'm the cult of personality!
You agree to give me a cookie in exchange for the ability to become a middle class worker.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:40
#77
SHOOOOP
The cookie respawns and I command an army of flying lazor fish to kill Benyahmeen.
Fish: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR!! BLAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I ride away and Nyan Cat who has finished devouring the entire lavatory full of sewer fish.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:41
#78
Whoops this is on the wrong page
EDIT- switch Benyahmeen to Xplad
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 14:25
#79
I replaced the cookie that
I shoot down nyan cat.
I take the cookie from the crash
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:07
#80
>:3
I freeze time when the missiles are 5 feet away from me and manipulate them so they fly towards Gimpyo. I then unfreeze time, so seconds later, the rockets reach Gimpyo which is then when I teleport towards him and take the cookies, and teleport away leaving him to explode. I then freeze time again and eat the cookie, waiting till it is fully digested and expelled from my body before unfreezing time.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:18
#81
Looks at Littlerbit in a funny way.
Now we don't have cookies and I can't kick them out of your stomach.
*thinks*
*makes another cookie using Littlerbit's head as the beater*
*runs and hides the cookie under the sofa*
*sits on the sofa and pretends there is no cookie*
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:40
#82
*looks at Iamnoone
*looks at Iamnoone suspiciously*
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:37
#83
I use my
I use my HI-TEKcookiedetectermajig to find it and a tractor beam to put it in my spacecraft and fly away with it then I shoot Iamnoone in the face with a falcon punch ray.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:45
#84
I lay on the floor bleeding
I lay on the floor bleeding and dreaming of cookies. The need for cookie takes over. I stubble to my feet and make it to the phone. I call an alien taxi company and chase after Biodragey. Once we track him down, an all out alien war occurs. Some green thing grabs the cookie. I shoot him with a infatto ray gun. He gets fat and explodes. I stab his friend. Finally the cookie is all mine.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:52
#85
I am healed by a regeneration
I am healed by a regeneration beam and now....... I trap you in a room and the only thing to do is play CP MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Oh and i take the cookie!
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:59
#86
I tie you to the chair and
I tie you to the chair and make you stare at my rock garden smiley face while you eat the cookie. Then I go make one, big, yummy, chocolate cookie and wave it in your face sing, "I got the cookie. I got the cookie and you got none."
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:07
#87
I hijacked a LAAT/i
I hijacked a LAAT/i, shoot the garden and you to charred bits, steal the cookie and fly away
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 05:05
#88
I launch a rocket grenade at
I launch a rocket grenade at the plane blowing it up and making the cookies fall to the ground. I ride my bike as fast as I can to get it. Once its mine, I ride off to hide it from everyone.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:14
#89
I snatch the cookie from you
I snatch the cookie from you when you pass me on your bike.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:08
#90
MINE!
passes Opheicus nonchalantly and grab the cookie as i pass him
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:34
#91
The zombies take the cookie
The zombies take the cookie and the hill.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 02:34
#92
I take a shotgun
I take a shotgun, shoot the zombies to bits, then get the gore-splattered cookie.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:57
#93
:U
i form an alliance to protect the cookie from Iamnoone
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 04:25
#94
I hide
I hide into your alliance.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 16:08
#95
I use children's card games
I use children's card games to steal the cookie.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 16:18
#96
We play go fish.
I ask for the cookie. You give it to me without thinking. I bid my pardons and leave in a cab with the cookie in my pocket.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 16:33
#97
Lamnoone walked into FSC
Lamnoone walked into FSC where vana and i mob the cookie out of him
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 18:32
#98
Then I beam down from the
Then I beam down from the U.S.S Enterprise and take the cookie.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 21:52
#99
sorry no cookie.....
what i said was vana and i mob the cookie out of him but i did not mention that Lamnoone cried so hard that vana give him the cookie back
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 18:43
#100
COOKIE
I put Sanin's head under a fan and casually stole the cookie-then danced away.
I hit Benyahmeen with a dead fish(again), stole the cookies(from his mouth), and ran away.