I do, thanks. I grab all of them and stash them in my secret hiding place under the sea.
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Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:21
#352
I do, thanks. I grab all of
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:06
#353
FALCON PUNCH!
and i disguise myself as patrick, and rip your pineapple off the ground and take the cookie.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:40
#354
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i freeze fallcon with my glacius then made vanaduke unfreeze+melt him and then steal the cookie(which is on fire) and run to ice queen palace
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 06:37
#355
FALCON PUNCH!
i use my Blitz to destroy vana, and then i run into the Ice Queen Palace and kill you with my Combuster + Acheron, i take the cookie and hightail it back to haven.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:11
#356
Teleport.
I teleport behind Fallconn and thwack him with the wrench I found in the Guildhall. I took the falling cookie and ran to auction the said cookie for 10 crowns.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 10:11
#357
FALCON PUNCH!
i buy it out and slap you with a dead fish, i run away and hide under a bush where i secretly switch out the cookie with a plastic one, and run away with the real one!
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:39
#358
but i teleport back in time
but i teleport back in time when Zinco was making cookies, and steal them, and give them to stehpen hawkings!
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:23
#359
FALCON PUNCH!
i take them from him, and slap him/you with a dead fish!
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 17:30
#360
But you end up slapping a
But you end up slapping a handicaped man, and you went to prison while i have the coookie
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 17:30
#361
But you end up slapping a
But you end up slapping a handicaped man, and you went to prison while i have the coookie
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:29
#362
I poke you in the eye. I poke
I poke you in the eye. I poke you in the eye. I look at your cookie and take your wallet and run.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 00:23
#363
I thwack you...
...with your wrench and you become unconscious and I take the cookie and run to the deepest shadow lair level with the shadow key I also stole from you.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 19:11
#364
FALCON PUNCH!
i slap you with a monkey...wrench and run away with the cookie that was mine to begin with.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:15
#365
Out goes my foot. You trip
Out goes my foot. You trip and fall on your face. I step on the back of your head and take the cookie out of your hand. It might have been yours but it's mine now. I hide it in a lockbox and put it on the AH at such a high price no one will ever bid on it.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:08
#366
FALCON PUNCH!
i get back up, and toast you with mai fire powers. i then grab the lockbox and run!
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 18:29
#367
I appear...
...Right in front of you and I roar: FUS RO DAH! The impact makes you throw the cookie too me and I wrap myself in an everlasting Fus Ro Dah Force Field.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:17
#368
FALCON PUNCH!
yeah great, but i can walk right through it, i walk through it, grab the cookie and jump on a x-wing and fly to the moon!
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:01
#369
Android-like transformation!
I activate my Code DTD and follow you to the moon and barrage you with punches and kicks. I perform a Matrix Style Bend and grab the cookie from you when you become distracted by the cow on the moon. Then I float to the Milky Way, taste the Milk and run to the Silent Legion Area. I hide behind Arkus as he doesn't see me and I go into the Chrome Stone on his back.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:05
#370
:|
I elbow drop on your head and steal the cookie. I hit Arkus in the back with a flying tackle and run away.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 09:02
#371
I jump in a cab and tell the
I jump in a cab and tell the driver to follow that man running with a cookie. He catches up to you and runs you over. I jump out and grab the cookie. I stick it in my pocket and jump back into the cab. We head for the airport. I take a plane to Alaska and hide in a gold mine. I prepare to throw gold, as a distraction, to anyone who might come and take my cookie. I sit there licking it then take a bite out of it.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 10:05
#372
>.>
I enter the gold mine, completely ignoring the cache of gold you throw at me, take one look at the licked, bitten cookie, Walk away, fly back home and open a new package of a deluxe Gourmet cookie. I open my mouth to take a bite when...
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 14:44
#373
GABE NEWELL, CREATOR OF VALVE
GABE NEWELL, CREATOR OF VALVE eats your cookies
THE END(for daarke)
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 19:03
#374
Bakes a new batch and then
Bakes a new batch and then tosses the cookies into the food fight thread.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 23:51
#375
I time-travel 5 minutes before you threw the cookies and...
...hit you with the Horus's Claw. I stole the cookies and ran away to Mount Olympus.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 04:52
#376
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
I lock your arm to cross my chest and elbow drop on it, crushing it between my arm and the ground. I take the cookies and go to Canada.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:18
#377
Canada was taken over by
Canada was taken over by vanaduke's minions. You accidently run into shadow fire. Before the cookies burned, I take them and ran to the arctic.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:37
#378
I call forth Ice Queen!
I call forth Ice Queen to encase you in ice and while you are shaking between your toes, I took the cookies ate 1 of them, praised the Lord for such wonderful cookies and ran to the Sanctuary using my teleporter v.X.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 09:54
#379
I find some pagan's and pay
I find some pagan's and pay them to go into the sanctuary, beat you over the head and bring me back the cookies. I go to Mexico and get protection by paying children with some of the cookies and a promise of more.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:19
#380
FALCON PUNCH!
i kick you in the stomach, tie you to a nuke, and walk away with the cookie :]
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:40
#381
i bake a golden, invinicble
i bake a golden, invinicble delicous cookie flavored pie and left it out on the window to cool off
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 09:58
#382
FALCON PUNCH!
and i steal them, end of story.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 07:39
#383
I didn't steal the
I didn't steal the cookie.
Because stealing is wrong.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 09:25
#384
not so fast!
i pull out my anti-matter ray gun and shoots fallconn with it, and i ride away on snarbox with the gold cookie to AH to sell it on the black market for 1 million ce
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 12:58
#385
FALCON PUNCH!
and i just take the 1 million CE, force the person who bought the cookie to give it to me, and throw it in the toaster oven to be cooked for 5 days.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 04:14
#386
Armageddon!
I destroy your toaster oven and take the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket and I go behind you armlock you and put my AP to your head.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:50
#387
I took my chance to steal
I took my chance to steal Abyssal-Flamberge's cookie while he was busy shooting a dude, leaving away sliently.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:02
#388
But...
You tripped and i get the cookie. I place it on the ground on a different thread. (FRAG-FEST)
PS: The thread in () has no rules so you can spread the wild-fire.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:14
#389
FALCON PUNCH!
but suddenly, you get shot with a bazooka! i take the cookie, join the dark side, hide in the death star, and live happily ever after
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:23
#390
You didn't watch the ending
Both death stars were blown up. Leaving the cookie in space. I took the cookie and gave it back to Thunderbog.
(nice Star Wars Reference.)
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:25
#391
FALCON PUNCH!
but i grab onto one of the fragments of the death star, and steal dat cookie as i hurtle by >:]
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:28
#392
I belive
The rebels started to shoot you because you were on the dark side. Same as before.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:45
#393
FALCON PUNCH!
and i secretly pretend to be a rebel, take the cookie, and log off! now you can't have it til i log back on >:]
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:09
#394
Mraow
I jump out of your screen and nab the cookie from you and backflip back into the screen and eat the cookie. :3
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:33
#395
FALCON PUNCH!
but you are made out of legos, so it just touches your face, you sit there crying and i take the cookie, and smash the computer screen.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 13:58
#396
As the screen smashes my hand
As the screen smashes my hand pops out and grabs the cookie. I throw it on the floor and stomp on it turning it into crumbs. Now noone has the cookie. :D
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 16:50
#397
I took all the cookies
I took all the cookies, shoot off your heads like a mad man, slice up your body with my levathian blade, and joyfully skip away.
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 22:07
#398
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
I kill you with North Korea's ICBMs: Incomplete Cardboard Ballistic Models.
I take the cookies which weren't hurt because the missile was just cardboard and garbage cans and duct tape.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:10
#399
Give meh the cookie... or eles >.>
You run around a corner, and are surprised to see me there waiting for you with a charged Callahan pointed right at you.
You try to run away, but i release my charge into your back, sending you and the cookie flying.
I then walk over and pick up the cookie, and while standing on your back i laugh.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:13
#400
No subject line spam here, move along
North Korea hits you with an ICBM. You are knocked unconscious. I take the cookies.
I bake some cookies for myself while you are all beating each other up. I bake some extra cookies, in the case that anyone here wants some.