Fool! I love dead fish! even more than cookies!
I swallow the fish whole as you swing it at my face. Stunned and totally disgusted, you drop the cookie which I pick up and casually walk away with.
:T
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:10
#202
Bulby speak wooooords......
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:13
#203
FALCON PUNCH!
but i come back! and kick the livin' !#%$ out of you >:) i then drag your lifeless body to the edge of a bridge and throw it into the lake, but i forgot....you had the cookie in your pocket...so i had to make another batch but....i didn't haz ingredients so we hosed for now.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:15
#204
Bulby speak wooooords......
Fortunately the fish I ate was very nutritious. I come flying out of the water and with a burning hatred and death in my eyes I.....
make another batch of cookies.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:17
#205
FALCON PUNCH! ¬.¬
i walk up 2 u, look at the cookie and say: YUCK thats the most disgusting thing i've ever seen....why? because u put rasins in it ¬.¬
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:20
#206
Bulby speak wooooords......
I seriously dig raisins....and dead fish >.>
It appears that no one else does though so I eat them all myself!!!
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:19
#207
BIG ANGRY DESTORYER
I put you all on a spaceship then blow it up. then I make a new batch of cookies and eat while watching the video of fallconn being tortured and dipping the cookies in his blood :3
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:39
#208
Not Even Remotely Funny
I walk into the room and see what you're watching...
"Ew, that's just sick guy...I'm getting Eurydice and her banstick pronto...but first, you gotta pay for what you did buddy!"
((By the way, how did you manage to get Fallconn on a spaceship? He can totally Smash you first. Wonder what it's like moving an angry bear away from it's food? It's kind of like that.))
*pulls out Tempered Calibur and points it at Frocus*
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 08:22
#209
Wile Mygmar points a Calibur
Wile Mygmar points a Calibur at Frocus, I sneak in and take the cookie. "Wait, this isn't the cookie I was looking for!" So I toss the worthless cookie over my shoulder as I leave the building.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 12:09
#210
FALCON PUNCH!
i grab you, pull you back into the building and then throw you out one of the 2 story high windows.
i grab the cookie and play Super Smash Bros melee.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 13:45
#211
Wobblsten Jellypep's Subject of Awesome
I play Super Smash Bros Melee with you. That's it. :3
Oh, and I bring a ton of cookies to the Melee too ^_^
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:20
#212
How in the world did u escape?
" I thought i sealed off all the exits. Note to self: don't buy cheap spaceships from gremlins"
I bring some more cookies and play Super Smash Bros Melee with you guys. But you shun me so i feed you all to the starving gremlins i bought the ship from.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 17:24
#213
Upgrade
I walk in, dropkick the Gamecube, (but keep the controllers) plug in a Wii, and play Brawl. As Marth. I also bring milk to go with the hordes of cookies.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 17:53
#214
Dang I was going to say that ^
But you stupidly spill the milk on the ground and I wait untill you go get a towl and more milk... then I steal the cookie and the milk! :P
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:19
#215
FALCON PUNCH!
but you trip, i get out another Gamecube grab the cookie walk into a room, close the door and lock it and play my game and eat my cookie with no disturbance :D
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:28
#216
Bulby speak woooooords.....
But that's where you're wrong! I somehow come flying from the spaceships explosion completely unscathed and come crashing through the wall! Overjoyed that I'm still alive and extremely hungry (evidently being blown out of a spaceship builds quite an appetite) I wolf down the cookie and race off in search of more chow!
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:32
#217
FALCON PUNCH!
but the cookie you ate was plastic! i was expecting you and switched them out! >:D so i eat my cookie and jump into the TV where i grab on to a warp-star and fly away :D
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:49
#218
Bulby speak woooooords.....
Mwahahaha! You should know by now that I have an iron stomach and a powerful hunger for unappetizing things. However, my nose picks up the scent of the real cookie and I come marching right back to you!
By this time your eyes are glued to super smash bros and I simply ask you for the cookie. You give it to me and I then waltz out of the room - cookie in hand. :P
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:51
#219
FALCON PUNCH!
but then there was a thunder storm, and the Game-Cube gets fried so i'm grumpy and hungry at the same time, i dig in my pocket for the cookie find it isn't there and seek you out and demand that you give it back.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:55
#220
Bulby speak woooooords.....
I barf up the cookie and hand it to you, complete dumbfounded that you would want it back. As I do however, the storm that knocked out your game-cube starts raining cookies! ...then meatballs ....then cats ....then dogs! I grab armloads of cookies and run!
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 21:57
#221
FALCON PUNCH!
i start eating cookies as fast as i can...then i get sick...good night every.....*BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 23:21
#222
Something Of Something Something
I sit still, watching everything fall into chaos once again. I get on the computer, log on, and start playing Super Smash Flash 2...and just ignore whatever the heck is happening above ground...no cookies because I'd rather have CE money. I don't spend any for that either.
@Frocus I was away for a time, and wasn't there to be put on a spaceship. I was probably plotting against those Star Trek guys or something...
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 23:35
#223
Cats? Dogs?
I walk outside seeing fallconn throwing up and tons of people just watching in the weird weather. I pull out a nitronome and star bombing the place while everyone is still freaked out by the weather. When I'm done everyone is either dead or knocked out so i take the opportunity and cut out one kidney from everybody in the room and sell it for some quick crowns. I then make off with some cookies and furry little companions.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 23:55
#224
Subject Of Stalking You
Whew, safe inside in my bunker!
(Y U Trying to kill everyone, huh? Not funny all of the time y'know. Stop stalking Fallconn too, you're like a crazed fangirl or something...)
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 08:26
#225
(Where's the cookie?)
As I fall out the window, I hit a time warp, warping me to now, but I'm still in the air. I call on my assistant (The guy the got me the cookie the first time), and he flies down, and so I land unharmed. "Where on Earth is the REAL cookie? It must be around here somewhere," I mutter to myself. Then I sense it! I charge! Into Frocus. I warp him/her into the middle of no where (Along with her furry companions), and search through her cookies. "Hah! Here it is!" I burn all the other cookies, and time-and-space warp it to where I can get it without anyone interfering.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 12:29
#226
SUDDENLY, A NINJA
(Supossedly) in a place without peeking eyes, I un-recon like the theiving gremlin I am, swipe the cookie, re-vanish, and dash away like a madman, all in one sweeping motion, and in a matter of seconds.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 12:53
#227
I use my special vision to
I use my special vision to see Gleevee and snatch the cookie and have my Wolver run me and the cookie to a safe place where no one can find me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:) i eat the cookie in peace and quiet. :) "MMmmmmm.... that cookie was good!"
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 13:17
#228
Tee-hee
I snigger as I check my pockets, one of the three exact decoys being stolen - he was a smart little Gremlin, after all! However, since all the cookies taste the same, Purple still enjoys what he thinks is That One Cookie. Both sides end happy!
Meanwhile, I continue to make way for Emberlight. Someone has a birthday there and I need this cookie as a gift!
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:13
#229
Quit assuming stuff please
@Mygmar- please quit assuming stuff. im not stalking fallconn (if i was i would have said so) and im not trying to be funny (if i was i wouldn't use dark stuff). not trying to be rude but please quit.
[back on topic]
For some reason im in emberlight preparing for a vanna run then i see a birthday party going on. I decide to put on my gremlin costume and crash the party. then suddenly i see gleevee with some cookies. I dash over and knock him out with a sudaruska. while KO'd i take his cookies and take his body to the gremlin medic center and say, "he um...... fell? yea that's it! he fell down some... stairs."
then make my way back up to haven and i get attacked by the people that didn't die from my bombs. they take my kidney and leave me there in pain.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:19
#230
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I, completely unfazed by the chaos around me, continue to play SSBB online. I reach for my milk, realize I spilled it, then rub my hand in the spill and lick it. Floor milk, apparently, tastes amazing. I also use telekinesis to collect the cookie that was stolen from frocus, and rub it in the floor-milk. Delicious.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:28
#231
URGH Ninja
While Frocus is still writhing in pain, I - now with a nasty bump on my head, loot the two remaining decoy cookies from Frocus. I also steal his Leviathan blade.
I crouch and vanish, stalking the new holder of The One Cookie in silence and security.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:34
#232
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I, using my innate mind powers, create a psychic shield around myself, and the Wii/tv setup. That should discourage anyone who wants this soggy cookie. There are but a few things that are super effective against psychic. (that's a hint)
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:44
#233
*Gremsnigger*
I, being well-versed in gremlin tech, come out of hiding with a charged Biohazard shot, and then another, and another - three fired all within one and a half seconds.
I dive to the right to counter the orbit of the shots and fire a standard round.
A second that seems like an hour passes, before I shield myself from the grimy, evil, crater-leaving explosion.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 17:58
#234
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I enjoy that you didn't aim that at anyone, and continue playing SSBB.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 18:41
#235
I'm back
I black out from the pain and wake up the next morning remembering that someone jacked my cookies and stole my levi that i didn't even know i had. i walk around for about an hour and see ruckwortz playing SSBB . I join him and out of no where cookies fall from the sky all over us.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 18:50
#236
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I, playing as Marth, beat Frocus. He then cries, so then I console him with my soggy cooikie.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 19:16
#237
Yeppers
I peer into the toxic-waste filled crater created by my Biohazard, and smile toothily. T"hat Lichen Supercolony ain't comin' back from that."
I squeak as I am suddenly covered in a pile of raining cookies, and scramble out of the pile. Now seeking shelter!
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 20:29
#238
as cookies rain down i take
as cookies rain down i take out a net and grab all the cookies and have my wolver run me and the net to my secret under ground lair where you have to know the right password to get in.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 21:18
#239
T^T
".... What a fantastically dreadfull birthday this has been..." I state, as Purple takes all the cookies, just about done trying to have a good time.
I scour the ground for anything that might be a cookie, or at least something tasty!
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 23:55
#240
<:O
I walk up to Gleevee, fidgeting nervously, and hand him a Snipe.
"Sorry, that's the closest thing I could find to a cookie!", and pat him on the back...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la5IJpmlxgo (Epic battle music for the cookie fight XD)
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 03:43
#241
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I, becoming bored with Super Smash Brothers Brawl, return to the Wii menu, eject SSBB, and insert Mario Kart Wii.
(I get a rock)
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 08:09
#242
I hack into your lock,
I hack into your lock, blowing it up, as well as you and your wolver. Then I sneak in (Dun dun dunnn) and steal the cookie. I disappear in a flash of light. Beeooom!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 09:19
#243
More Ninja than you
Ebilbuny appears and I go up to him and pinch his neck, paralyzing him, grab the cookie, and disappear in a flash of darkness (ninja) Reappear infront of Gleevee, Mygmar, and Ruckwortz, ninja clone myself 4 times(total now: 5) cloning the cookie. three clones give them each a cookie and the last two throw theirs in the air. All clones vanish and I catch the 2 cookies, disappear in a flash of darkness agian(so ninja) and re appear next to the still paralyzed Ebilbuny, put a cookie in his hand, run away with the first cookie for someone else to steal from ME.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:33
#244
More Persona then you
Eh? I just bought a ton of cookies just now... *munch munch*
Casts Invincible on self...
Invincible for one other post...
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:56
#245
But...
Your Invincible spell can be penetrated only by a dead fish! I happen to have one (see post #160) and slap you there fore me gaining the cookie back, I lock myself in my room to work on my fanfic with tons of Secret Servinc Agents surroundiung me!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 21:01
#246
No Buts!
Nothing can penetrate the spell's superior defense. You are left sitting there, scratching your head as I cast it once again. Can't you take someone else's cookie?
I hand you a cookie and wave you along.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 03:48
#247
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I enjoy playing Mario Kart so much, that I do nothing about the craziness around me, what with dead fishes and all. I eat my cookie.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 15:05
#248
Subject
I tell Mygmar thank you and walk away eating my cookie, however, I still have a craving for cookies so I go home on my newly tamed Rabid Snarbolax and bake a batch and eat all but one, I put the cookie in my fridge and then I padlock it with an impossible code.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 15:46
#249
FALCON PUNCH!
i walk over to the fridge and melt the lock and open the door and take out the cookie and leave the buildin' stage left.
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 04:06
#250
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The allure of Mario Kart draws everyone to me. I get my newly won monkey to steal everyone's cookies, which are then eaten. Except one. Which I sit on.
I ate beans today.
but i wake up and make another batch! unfortunately most of them are eaten by crocagators, i take the last remaining cookie and slap you with a dead fish!