I bash your brains out with an uprooted parking meter and take the cookies.
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Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:30
#402
No subject line spam here, move along
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:36
#403
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I then transform into a stegosaurus, and repeatedly stomp on you until you drop the cookie.
I then transfrom back in to my oh-so-smexy self, take the cookie, and hope on a bus.
Next stop, the Void. <--- My happy place.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:42
#404
No subject line spam here, move along
I throw bottles of moonshine at you until you drop dead. Only a few inches from your safe zone.
My cookies.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 22:00
#405
I chuck a BIG ANGRY BOMB down
I chuck a BIG ANGRY BOMB down your throat, and it explodes. You head is torn off your no-longer existing neck/throat, which has been blown into a fine red mist. The explosion travels through your stomach and intestines, blowing them up as it travels. It comes out of your exploded butt in a big fart.
My cookies.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 22:03
#406
I'm going to go get some waffles.
I then walk away, for i do not want those cookies now.
Dirty, dirty cookies.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 22:44
#407
k then.......
i destroy the gross cookies and make THE PERFECT COOKIE using (CONFEDENTAL) and since it is PERFECT it cant get destroyed, or dirty, and can only be referd to as THE PERFECT COOKIE for the rest of infinity but just in case i give all (execpt me of corse) AIDS, HIV, and Gahnaria and all of the worst STDs (i just learned about those in the class the EDUCATES u about SEXy time) and enter a combonatin of the 4th dimention (a.k.a Time) and Eldarado and create an ever changing number of shadow dimentions and the sub-dimention i nick-name the In-Between where the known laws of phisics do not apply and is filled with invincible inter-dimentional life forms (IDLFs) and druck gini-pigs with chain saws using my perpetual-motion machine which, as those who know what that is and if u dont look up the thery, gives me all the clean energy i need but i dont give it to any of the other earths (dont ask but for those out their who have read a book with a sertain Joey from this earth who bassicly saves the universe but i dout think u have so ya...) because i have though of all problems so just TRY to get the cookie because only i know how to get to my dimention because i know the meaning of life therefore i have the power to give life or take it away and by the way, u guys can refer to me as the Gran Pooh-Bah of everything or just as Soul "eater" Jones :D ya i made a damn good anime refrence to a damn good anime called "Soul Eater", look it up. Oh, and by the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.. im impervious to fish slapin'
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 06:08
#408
Thanks for the Cookie
But the entire time you were doing that "Jones", I was hiding in your shadow, so when you put the Perfect Cookie in the in-between I grabbed it as you turned around and ride your shadow out and disappear into the night with the Perfect cookie.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 06:10
#409
No subject line spam here, move along
I smash your legs off with my signature weapon, an uprooted parking meter. My cookies.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 06:27
#410
How you like me nao?
I turn you into a Hot Shot Buffet, eat you, steal the cookies run away to Invisible World where everything becomes invisible. EVERYTHING.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 06:29
#411
No subject line spam here, move along
I rez myself and put on thermovision goggles before plunging into the Invisible World. There I bash your brains out with the parking meter which was invisible to you.
My cookies.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 08:13
#412
GMs can see everything!
I spawn a Tortodrone.
*mmmmm, cookies*
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 08:30
#413
I use my megablastercannon
I use my megablastercannon (If youve been following this thread, aphrodite, you know what it is) and blow up the tortodrone. I then turn around and blast Aphrodite to bits. I take the last cookie left. Im about to eat it when....
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 09:52
#414
Souls...the life blood of heaven
i teleported into your brain and explouded artistbma's heand fro the inside with about 5lb of firecrakers, then prance magesticly into my diemention of which there is no escape when...
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 10:56
#415
HAHAHA!
You cant just join in
HAHAHA!
You cant just join in the middle of a game!!!!
Im a zombie! check old posts if you dont belive me! I run over with a sledge hammer and knock ur head of its neck. U never took the cookie! i take the cookie and slip it into my pocket, then run away on my horse bullseye
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 11:06
#416
Souls...the life blood of heaven
dude u are forgetting 1 important thing I HAVE A FORCE FEILD!!!!!!!!! U CANT HIT ME WIF SLEDGIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! but just for trying to hurt me i grape u in the mouth and shute off YOUR head and burn all that is left and take THE PERFECT COOKIE back to my diemention where i never sleep and am like god for i control and see and hear andsmell and taste all who enter but only i know how to enter so YAAAAAAAAAA I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also i (CONFODENTIAL) your mother in the (CONFODENTIAL)
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 11:12
#417
Im a SLAG GUARD (didnt i
Im a SLAG GUARD (didnt i mention that?) Fire doesnt hurt me you idiot! MWHAHAHAHAH
I hack into ur dimention. I use my magical fire powers and blast your force field apart. I take a leviathan blade and chop ur head off. I take the cookie and PUT IT IN MY POCKET. Then i PUT A SOCK IN IT.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 11:37
#418
Souls...the life blood of heaven
but u cant hack into my dimention its not digital but it does have all the most powerful digimon in it but ya its not digital so no hacking and in my diemention i can make u what ever i want so u are now a snagali and i have my dragon eat u (Eragon refrence) and also since my dimention is made of a combo of overlaping shadow diementios and time it is impossible to breack in for shadow dimentions change constantly and colapse and remake themselfz constantly so is totally random so if u manage to breack in u are eternaly lost because i has only formula to Walk safely through the shadow dimentions to my perfect chaous dimention where everything is in order.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 12:35
#419
FALCON PUNCH!
i kill you, take the cookie.....and run away into the night with the cookie while i draw a line leading straight to where i am.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 14:35
#420
I see a line on the ground.
I see a line on the ground. "Oooo, a pretty ribbon for my baby mewkat!" I try to pick it up but it wont budge. So I follow it. I take out my megablastercannon and blast a tree to bits and Fallconn with it. I take the cookie and run off, laughing manically.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I Hate the new pets idea. In-game you will not see Artist carrying a baby mewkat cuz he thinks it will make him looks pregnant.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 15:28
#421
Souls...the life blood of heaven
i devvoured your soul befor u steal cookie then i took over your soulless body and caused u to commit suicide using shadow possestion jutsu (i will give cookie to whoever tells me the refrence and who's jutsu it is.) then i hide cookie in a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a paradox within a safe within a safe within a safe within a black hole within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within a safe within my stomach
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 16:37
#422
No subject line spam here, move along
I ram the parking meter into your behind and twist it, killing you. I spring the safes and take the cookie.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 20:49
#423
Before Xplad has a chance to
Before Xplad has a chance to turn away from the safe, I hit him in the back of the head with a hammer knocking him to the floor where he lays in an unconscious. I pick up all the cookies and throw them at the admin hitting him in the head with them. Where'd you come from? Before I throw the last cookie, I stick a rock in the middle of it and lands the throw square in the middle of the forehead. Admin falls to the floor in a puddle of blood. Then I giggle while trying to say, I think we need more cookies.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 20:59
#424
No subject line spam here, move along
Aphrodite's a she.
I purchase a bag of cookies from the nearest Ms. Fields.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 05:20
#425
Muwahaha!
I also buy from her, alas, I also take your BAG! HAHA!
Question in thought= Can Jellies eat cookies? Won't the cookies just shlorp through their bods?
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 05:28
#426
No subject line spam here, move along
I clip your face with the parking meter, sending you stumbling to the ground. I take the Ms. Fields cookies and drive a Zamboni away.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 06:51
#427
SPLAT!!!!
I splat you with a hammer and I take the cookie, run to my Ready Room, press a few buttons and I wrap the Room with a forcefield.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 06:55
#428
No subject line spam here, move along
My Zamboni runs roaring through your forcefield and puts you on ice.
My cookies.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 11:25
#429
FALCON PUNCH!
i fly around, burning the ice as i go, i lob some fire balls at you, and the Zamboni explodes, i grab the cookies and fly away.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 13:34
#430
I ask Zeus to strike you with
I ask Zeus to strike you with his lightning bolt and I catch the cookies with my trampoline
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 23:25
#431
BUT THEN I swoop in on a zip
BUT THEN I swoop in on a zip line swipe the cookie while yelling "I'M BATMAN!!!!!!" and go off to eat it at the batcave
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 03:53
#432
I reveal the truth.
I ask the Faust to slice you and I take the cookie. I ask the Avenger to protect me.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 07:16
#433
Rebound
I yell "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!" and a bunch of Avengers (including the one protecting Abyssal-Flamberge) gather and go fight an alien army.
I take the perfect cookie as you just stand and stare :)
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:44
#434
I then throw a grenade in
I then throw a grenade in your face take the cookie, then I destroy all of your avengers and eat the cookie!
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:09
#435
FALCON PUNCH!
i catch the grenade, and toss it back, it explodes and the cookie goes flying, i grab the cookie and run
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:16
#436
If Gzilla's a boy, I'm scared
While you're running I casually walk and "accidentally" trip you as the cookie flies out of your hand and I catch it, I run away on my Rabid Snarby.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:28
#437
No subject line spam here, move along
My Zamboni runs into the intersection as your snarby is crossing. You and your pet are crushed and frozen. Then I take the cookies and dip them in malt whiskey and eat them.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:43
#438
Ninja tribble appears.
I steal the cookie off Isekuube's dead body and laugh at Xplad eating a cardboard decoy :D
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:53
#439
then I.....
I ask all the neighbors to punch Extribble and i asked them to move away and i used a flamethrower at Extribble.
*oooh* i got the cookie. hot hot hot hot hot! then i get a pan holder to keep my hands cold with the cookie.
then put it in my mecha knight X infinite guardian to protect it while i am protecting the guardian and the soldiers are around me to protect me and the house has a security(a busy and tough security) with lazer, slicer, flamethrower, hammer, guns, mecha knight, swords,speed fans and dropping items which no one can make it slow motion and it is unbreakable. slaps abyssal's face.
And also putts large boulders in front of the house. And while extribble is burned i put to Xplad's dip was a sleeping pill that can make anyone slow. oh and even tribble and put a fake cookie with a letter A on the back which is not noticable
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 04:48
#440
HAAAAA! Super Saiyan!
I barrage Pegazuz with a series of Punches and Kicks while evading all her traps. She now cannot fly and I destroy her mecha knight. I take her cookie and save Extribble and also slap her. Extribble now stays in the Emberlight Hospital, as I'm paying his hospital bill of 1k cr! Meh. Extribble turns into a little reborn MewKat and he now lives in the Emberlight Adoption Agency. I buy his pocket and name him "Better Extribble". Meh. Me divides the cookie and me shares it with Better Extribble.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 03:29
#441
No subject line spam here, move along
I burst through the hospital door on my Zamboni, while firing a minigun disguised in a guitar case. Then I take the cookie from Abyssal and Extribble and dip it in malt beer then drink it while busting out of Emberlight on my Zamboni.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 04:46
#442
flying horse appears to take......
I appeared and made Xplad sit on my back and flew away and while Xplad was looking for someone to get the cookie i made him fell and i took the cookie from him/her. then made everything slow motion and eat the cookie and what is this its the message from that ship it said: you got the cookie now i will make another but id you eat the cookie.
me: of course not you distracted me.
then i flew until i reach mount olympus and give it to zues and posiedon.
hm (think) what if i also give mercury.......
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 04:47
#443
I splat both:
Pegazuz and Xplad with my friend's thwack hammer. I take the cookie and I'm off to splat someone else.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:01
#444
Smacks Abyssal-Flamberge in
Smacks Abyssal-Flamberge in the face with a sledge hammer. Looks at the dent it made and laughs. Easily takes the cookies and happily skips away.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:04
#445
No subject line spam here, move along
I smack the hammer out of your hands with my parking meter and shoot you to death with my guitar case minigun. Then I run you over with the Zamboni. My cookies.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:11
#446
Gushing with blood and
Gushing with blood and soaking wet I stager to my feet. I give you a big hud and kiss making you wet and bloody. Then I poke you in the eyes and take the cookies back. I WANT THE COOKIES!!!
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:34
#447
No subject line spam here, move along
But you're frozen!
Still my cookies.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 07:10
#448
freeze!
freeze GUN!!! and freezes xplad in ice and pushes him off the edge of the grand canyon, the cookie falls in the cracks of the canyon and is lost FOREVER and there is no know method to find it or one that will be invented,cookie game over.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:00
#449
You forgot,
we can go back in time to when you were about to drop the cookie, I kill you and take the cookie. I made a mold, place it in the center, and froze it. And place it for the next poster to have it.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 15:59
#450
FALCON PUNCH!
and i slap you with a dead fish, grab the cookie and run.
I then start to punch your salad.
You burst out crying and beg me to stop.
I say i will only stop for the cookie, so you give it to me.
I then fly away with super-magic-whatever-fairy dust.