I disguise myself as Iamnoone's pilot and backstab him. I steal the cookie and jump to hide in the JK palace. I prepare to eat this well fought for cookie when....
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Mon, 01/16/2012 - 09:31
#102
So....
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 19:40
#103
I call.
I call JK and he gets mad at this idiotic loiterer and squishes him.
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 21:04
#104
I take the cookie from Daarke
I take the cookie from Daarke (doomskull didn't take it), hide into my super secret fortress protected by lazers, gun-men, mines, anti-aircraft turrets, fighter jets, barbed wire, motion detectors, 1000000 yard thick iron walls, doors, ground, and ceiling, floating explosives, etc.
then I throw the cookie out the window because I don't like cookies. Then I shout "FREE COOKIE!"
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 20:52
#105
I come back.
I get mad at you then snatch the cookie out of the air and evade every homing missile-classic style.
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:49
#106
I change into a ghost and eat
I change into a ghost and eat all your souls. Then I eat the cookie. Then I fuse Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Vana together and possess them making me invincible!
Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:07
#107
uhm i dont think so
first off you cant do that
second I'M captain falcon
and third chuck norris cant be fused ¬_¬
I falcon punch you in the face and while you are flying through the air you are burning so you deteriate and die....i take the cookie and throw it like a frisbee onto the moon
Fri, 01/20/2012 - 14:03
#108
Im a ghost so i cant die!
Im a ghost so i cant die! therefore i possess the cookie and eat it along with your soul Fallconn!
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 19:18
#109
Zombie
SO, you eat my soul, right? Then i become a zombie and devour your brains and then snatch the cookie(P.S. Zombies can eat ghost's brains too) and get ready to eat the possessed cookie when...
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 01:55
#110
I come onto the scene in the
I come onto the scene in the USS Bayver ,fire several Photon Torpedoes and beam up the cookie.
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 04:35
#111
I put on my zombie helmet and
I put on my zombie helmet and my rocket pack vest. I fly head 1st, with hand extended ready to grab, at the cookie being beamed through the air knowing those zombies can't eat my brainz. I snatch that cookie out of the air. IT's mine. It's mine. It's all mine. I lick the top of cookie so no one will want to take it from me.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 12:31
#112
Well... the cookie had RAISINS.
As Lamnoone lick the cookie he poisoned himself and died. I snatch the cookie and threw the body out of a window. That's the top of the Statue of Liberty.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 23:41
#113
You land on a spaceship im
You land on a spaceship im in. I crash, parachute out while taking the cookie
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 00:14
#114
I break the fourth wall over
I break the fourth wall over your face while i snatch the cookie
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:42
#115
Hmm...
I ran over Gzilla with a lawn mower and ran away with the cookie and rode on a horse to cookieland, where I plan to mimic the cookie in a pile... muhahahaha!
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 18:26
#116
I go into your misguided
I go into your misguided fantasy then blow up your horse and cookieland, while you cry i snatch the cookie while shouting revenge!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 14:06
#117
But didn't murder ME.
I ran to you and smack a leg from the horse, and rode my lawn mower till you're bits... while I snatch the cookie and went to a underground base with laser turrets everywhere.Yes. Yes!YES. YES! The cookie is MINE!!!
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 14:41
#118
:D
i use drill man V5 giga chip and steal the cookie :D
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 15:22
#119
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I use a spatial anomaly to slip from my current location to Fallconn's location instantaneously and snatch the cookie away from him.
Of course, because someone is bound to take that phrase TOO literally, I go back through the spatial anomaly.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:16
#120
What?
Well anyways I shot a rocket at Slyvanius's spatial anomaly, which he fly away. I picked up the cookie and threw it to the person nearest to me. I threw cause I'm lazy to eat it. ;l
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:06
#121
ME
I am the person next to Hyper. P.S.-I hate cookies, so good luck finding a home for it. I start an ABC-Blockout game with the cookie when (Next Person) steals it and...
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:10
#122
and fed it to.
and fed it to boswic....................the....end................... :D
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:12
#123
but then....
someone made another batch of cookies... HOORAY!
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:59
#124
YA!!!
Flies in and steals the entire plate. Eats them as I fly away.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:20
#125
BANNED!!!!!!
I ban you (yes i am using your own thread against you!) then steal your cookie
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:56
#126
Just then
I throw an old, smelly towel over Gzilla's eyes and in the confusion, snatch the cookie and jump off a cliff.....foresight is not one of my strong suits.... :\
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:01
#127
FAIL :L
walks over Bulby's remains, grabs the cookie and rides across the ocean on a rainbow Ô_o
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:26
#128
BUT!
But it's a double rainbow all the way across the sky and i jump on the second one, summon the loch ness monster it eats you then i take the cookie and hide in fsc and summon vana to protect me!
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:35
#129
i can solo vana o_O
i kill vana then i kill you and steal the cookie
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:57
#130
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I buy Boardwalk and Park Place and Fallconn lands on my newly purchased prime real estate. He owes me a cookie in rent, but refuses to hand it over. The cookie is repo'd from him and is given to me.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:03
#131
-_-
dude....i own all of monopoly land so you owe me a bunch of cookies but you only have 1 so you give me the cookie and then you get hung for not paying your rent ^_^
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:48
#132
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get hung
lol I'm already 'hung' :v
You mean "hanged" (yes, the past tense is indeed "hanged" when referring to mode of execution).
Anyway, SWAT marches into Fallconn's estate, shouting "OI, OI, OI!". Fallconn is apprehended, his assets seized, and the cookie returned to me.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:47
#133
I hire a midget to steal the
I hire a midget to steal the cookie for me. He walks right up to you and takes it without you ever noticing he was there.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 17:36
#134
I drop kick the midget before
I drop kick the midget before he brings you the cookie, and take it for myself. And the midget's lunch money.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 18:58
#135
SKYRIM!
But then you took AN ARROW TO THE KNEE! So I take the cookie while you cry over your knee also effectively tactical nuking every poster on this thread so no one else can steal the cookie, but for good measure I ate it, and destroyed all the cookies in the world!
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 01:30
#136
Derrrrp.
I steal Gzilla's cookies and walk away.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 08:54
#137
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But then I attack you with 100000000000 nyan cats and you go into a mass apocalyptic siezure! Then I eat all the cookies! No more cookiez for you!
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 11:32
#138
i get the help of chuck norris and he kills alll of the soldiers
i grab Gzilla and bake him into a cookie
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 19:05
#139
I then burst out form the
I then burst out form the cookie and throw you in cookie dough, while throwing every poster in and I feed you to snarby!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 14:38
#140
Then.
Then I murder Gzilla with GF(Heh heh), and run awway laughing my evil laugh
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 17:34
#141
Time warp!
I then use a time machine go back throw you in cookie dough!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 18:43
#142
FALCON PUNCH!
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff i steal teh cookie......YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 18:57
#143
problem solving!
I then give you another cookie and take mine problem solved!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 19:18
#144
I grab the back of your
I grab the back of your front's side and repeat, "the milk was bad," over and over until you aren't paying attention to the cookie anymore. Then I use a banana peel to pick it up.
The milk was bad.
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 19:26
#145
I stab starmandelux and drink
I stab starmandelux and drink he milk which is fine take the kookie and eat then send my zombies to ataxck all of you
Mwhahahahahaha
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 19:27
#146
Solution!
I then take my cookie and hand out others to the rest of the posters! (there now none of you will take mah cookie!)
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 04:20
#147
Out of the blue...
As everyone's happy with their cookies, and Gzilla seems distracted by his wild excitement, I quickly dash into the crowd and steal Gzilla's cookies and disappear behind some bushes. I hastily disguise myself with a wolver costume and blend in with all other wolvers (including alpha wolvers) :D
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 05:25
#148
I kill all wolvers, including
I kill all wolvers, including you, and give the cookie to the SSBB team, who all have final smashes. Hehehehehe...
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 05:59
#149
Nuh-uh
I'm not dead yet, 'cause when I see Warriorrogue starting to kill all the wolvers, I quickly duck and change into my love puppy costume. (Now who would kill a love puppy? *snicker*) I had wanted to plea for the cookies, but that's too mild, judging by this raging competition. So instead, I shoot all my hearts available at Warriorrogue until he gets a heart attack (get it?), scoop up all the cookies, and continue to disguise as a cute, lovable and simple adorable love puppy :3
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 08:58
#150
Solution!
I then take my stolen cookie and shove one down your (mouth?) I then give one to rogue and to the SSBB guys and the wolvers so there! Problem solved! (BTW where do you get all your costumes?)
"Hey Dancer," I yell. As you turn to look I hit you in the face with a bottle. "Give me my cookies back." I start to cry again. Punches you in the face and cries louder. "I WANT MY COOKIE!" Kicks you and in stomach and takes the cookies and places it in a protective pouch. Puts the pouch in my pocket. Sticks out my tongue at you while getting beamed aboard a UFO. "BYE."