I kick Ruckwortz in the stomach for stealing everyone's cookies, and then hand him an Oreo.
I then give everyone's cookies to replace the stolen ones.
*Keeps spamming Invincible like a jerky boss*
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Fri, 03/16/2012 - 21:40
#252
Fus Bo Blah!
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 16:39
#253
Ewwwww
I WAS going to steal that cookie... but I think otherwise, now I go make a whole nother batch and eat most of them, 2 of them are left, I take one of them and lock the other one in a place tha tyou will never find! The cookie I have in my hand, I am about to savor the yemmyness of the caramel-chip cookie when...
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 16:40
#254
Double Post D:
Double Post D:
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 04:48
#255
This is weird.
I whack Isekubbe upside the head with a fire extinguisher and steal the cookie.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 07:50
#256
I wonder where that locked up cookie is hiding...
I stick out my foot and trip Artistbma as he runs with the stolen cookie. I catch it when he it's the floor and it pops from his hand. I lick it so no one will want it. Then I get in my sailboat and sail away. That boat is fully armed with grenades and guns in case anyone else tries to take it.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 11:46
#257
I use the portal gun to pull
I use the portal gun to pull all the pins on all of the grenades on the boat, retrieve the Cookie from Iannoone, and strand him there then glide away on the Highway to Hell.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 15:41
#258
Hehe, I waited for this!
I go back to my refridgerator and eat the cookie I hid there (see post 253, hehe FAILS! >:P) then I glide faster on teh Highway to Hell, as I am gliding I steal the cookie out of your hand and speed away!
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:30
#259
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I clutch my stomach that was kicked, and pass out on top of the oreo. In my dreams, I take a random cookie, from a random person, which is isekuube. (I have psychic powers, if you remember)
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 17:26
#260
LAST 6 MIN OF BETA ALL OVER AGAIN
Ruckwortz jolts awake to find a huge Royal Jelly sitting on top of him, interrupting his dreams of taking cookies from random people.
Apparently the Highway is undergoing maintenance and Isekuube crashes into a truck while speeding away. He is then taken to the ER and I get my army of ants to take the cookie from him.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 15:02
#261
No.... NO.... NO!!!!
I clutch my cookie so the ants don't take it away, I still have it HAHAHAHAHA!
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 15:18
#262
Dat cookie is mah.
I sneak up to Isekuube and took the cookie and replaced it with a cap the size of a cookie and ran, screaming like a girl
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:10
#263
No it isn't. Cause you just got a concussion.
You hit the same truck that Isekuube hit because you were screaming too loudly to hear it. I send my army of TERMITES to take the cookie (they will eat your hands off if you try to protect it)
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:09
#264
I hate bugs.
I bring up my baster to shoot the termites, but there were too much, so I threw the cookie at validous mouth. saying "I'm safe :D"
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:16
#265
FALCON PUNCH!
...yeah...no, i take the cookie right b4 it lands in the "thing" and punch you dead in the face, i then jump on my pet horse "bullzeye" who is jet propelled! and run away with teh cookay!
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:20
#266
I live
I tried to get up and aim the baster at the bullzeye and shoot a lot.
* give a chance if it hit xD*
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 20:15
#267
FALCON PUNCH!
AHAH! but i don't give you any chances! i zoom past you slap you with a dead fish as i zoom by and ride into the sunset! boomdeyada!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:45
#268
FISH PUNCH!
I chase after you in my jetpack powered by fish, protected by armor made out of more fish and a 20-foot long Great White Shark (still living mind you) as my sword. I jetpack right next to your steed, and my shark sword eats out your horse from under you. You fall to the ground, and I steal the cookie and blast into the sunset, eating the cookie as I go.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:44
#269
COOKIE BATCH!
THe guy above me eats teh cookie, since there are no more cookies I go home and bake more (it seems I back good cookies :D) I start eating them while sitting on the table. I fall alseep before eating the last cookie.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 18:33
#270
POISON PUNCH!
Seeing that Isekuube has not eaten the last cookie, I run over to him while he is still sleeping and slip a potion of poison into his mouth, putting him to sleep for the rest of his life, and I run off with the cookie. :D
EDIT: Fixed a faulty correction, damn you Autocorrect.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 03:08
#271
Nothing like getting back to the basics :)
I hit Monsterswp with a a dead fish and run off with the cookie.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:51
#272
FALCON PUNCH!
i kick you in the face, make you eat a dead fish and run away with the cookie and use the portal 2 gun and portal myself to the moon!
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:05
#273
little does Fallconn know i
little does Fallconn know i have a secret base on the moon.
I let the army of wolvers i kept on the moon stamped Fallconn and knock the cookie out of his hand!
then i have my alpha wolver take it by suprise and bring it to my space shuttle back to cradle!
3! 2! 1! blastoff!!!
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:40
#274
I will be mister nice :3
I bake 100,000,000,000,000,000 cookies for everyone to eat and enjoy. Then I get on a computer hack into roblox and steal everyone on that game's robux , tickets, and items while also taking their cookies.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:48
#275
FALCON PUNCH!
but i lied! i gave away all my Tickets to my cousin for 600 dollars! and i also took the liberty of putting a bomb in your stomach, have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *pushes detonator button* Frocus: NOO!!! *Frocus explodes* Falcon: (>'_'>)
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 15:47
#276
Back to the basics again.
I scream to distract Falconn and then hit him with a dead fish. I stuff the fish into his mouth and while he tries to get it out I eat all but one of the cookies and run off with it. POWER OF ULTRA-FAST EATING!
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:13
#277
FALCON PUNCH!
but... *puts on earmuffs and slaps Val with a dead fish* i grab the cookie and jump on Chuck Norris's back and then ride away shouting: HIGH HOE SILVA!
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 14:00
#278
THis is old ik...
I slap you with a dead fish and take the cookie. Whee...
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 16:23
#279
I fire you with my evil
I fire you with my evil half's Faust Cannon. I take the cookie from your disintegrated body and run off, while my Evil Half yells at me for taking his cannon and not sharing the cookie.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:55
#280
YO FALLCONN!
Sunleaf hits Faronel with her juicebox and steals the cookie in his secret stash.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 15:55
#281
FALCON PUNCH!
MUHAHAHHAHA! i go to your house and open your fridge "your secret stash" and take the cookie and slap you with a dead fish pie! i jump on a train and leave :D
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:59
#282
problem?
I put troll face mask on, Hijack your train and demand you to pay with your cookie. After getting the cookie, I run into FSC to share it with Vana
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 04:15
#283
Pow! Haha! -Heavy
I make a life-size painted medic statue, you ask for ubercharge and I get your cookie and pow you! then i hide the cookie in my sandwich XD POOTIS
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 04:17
#284
Pow! Haha! -Heavy
pootis POOTIS pootis POOTIS READY CHARGE DOCTER ready charge docter
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 13:16
#285
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I take his sandwich, and punch you in the gut for overuse of reference. I also hide under a rock. Pop culture will never find me here...
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:12
#286
um...
I turn over a rock and find Ruckwortz under it with the cookie! I kick him in the head so he falls unconscience.(dont care if i spelled that wrong.) I take the sandwich, pull the cookie out, and take out a remote controller. I press a button on it and a spaceship comes down for me to get in. I jump on it and take out 2 autoguns for each of my hands and start shooting rapidly everywhere so no one can get me.
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:24
#287
I call Spook on my
I call Spook on my communicator and tell him what you did. He transports my to the deck of your ship where I pop up behind you. I hit you over the head and watch you fall. I don't let the cookie touch the ground. Spook sends me to a planet no one has ever heard of or charted before. I sit calmly and think about eating that tasty cookie.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:39
#288
I get my autoguns and use
I get my autoguns and use them like the engine of a spaceship, shooting while i go up. I see a little planet in the distance and look at my Iamnoone tracker. Its says you are there. I take out a megablastercannon and blow up the planet. I see the cookie floating , grab it and fly away. Little did I know, Iamnoone was floating also...
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:51
#289
and eating space dust in your
and eating space dust in your trail. I called Spook but he is no where to be found. I float and flip until the next UFO comes by. I stick out my thumb and catch a ride. Follow that cookie I yell. We search behind planets and moons. We ask every strange being we meet if they have seen the cookie thief. All say no but a little green slimy thing. He says he can smell out cookies with his long nose. It isn't long before we're on your trail. Suddenly the slimy things arm stretches out and grabs that cookies for me. He then wraps himself around me, protecting me with his slime.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 09:37
#290
i kick the slimy thing and
i kick the slimy thing and steal the cookie again.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:15
#291
Doink
What do I have to do to keep that cookie?
Bends over and bites it while you're holding it. Smiles with cookie crumbs falling out of my mouth.
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:25
#292
FALCON PUNCH!
i make another batch of cookies, and throw them in the garbage......which really isn't a garbage can! it just transports them to my secret hideout....
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 15:13
#293
I, for some strange reason,
I, for some strange reason, jump INTO the garbage can and discover your secret hideout. I see the cookies and take them. I eat all of them but one. Then i take out my megablastercannon (see post 288) and blast a hole in the ceiling. I fly out of the hideout with my jet pack. Im about to eat the cookie when....
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:09
#294
FALCON PUNCH!
i jump in and slap you with a dead fish! you lose control of the jet-pack and you fall into a dark abyss and you are never heard from again, i then walk away with the cookie :3
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:12
#295
Wow.
I live in the abyss for several years with an old hermit. He dies eventually and i find my way out of the abyss. When i get out, i am SO hungry.I sniff around and see the cookie. I take it and run away laughing maniacally. Falconn comes down the stairs of his house to find no cookie on his kitchen counter. He goes crazy and....
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 19:42
#296
INTERRUPTION!
...his head explodes from anger.
As Artistbma looks at the gore in horror, I squash him with a giant sword, take the cookie, and run away laughing hysterically. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzxjGEPTPZw) at 0:46
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 23:34
#297
&$%@ You
When Validous isn't looking, I steal some guy's Storm Driver and shoot him in the face and feet. I run over and take the cookies before the ice thaws, and skips away merrily to my alien spaceship saying (1).
1. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU 0:18-0:21)
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 04:14
#298
I for some reason come back
I for some reason come back as a undead zombie. I take out my megablastercannon (see post 288) and blow up the spaceship. I then take out my dual autoguns and pelt Ishkahm with bullets. I watch as he slowly falls to the ground and laugh, Ha Ha Ha. Then i take the cookie and run away.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 05:31
#299
299
In your haste to run away while holding a cookie and a megablastercannon (see post 288) in addition to your dual autoguns, you aren't focusing on what is ahead of you. I take a tree limb and sling it back, waiting for the perfect moment. Right as you are about to pass by, I let it go and it smacks you in the face (Poor Artistbma!) The sudden shock of wood on face makes you drop everything you were carrying. I smile as I run up to take the cookie; however, as the second autogun falls to the ground, the first autogun's barrel accidentally gets stuck in the trigger of the first. It starts to fire at a rapid speed uncontrollably.
Worried about the cookie, I decide to risk life and limb and dive in for it. Triumphantly, I grab the cookie from the ground, wipe it off, and start to run away. You are still on the ground and the megablastercannon (see post 288) is out of reach. I start to jog off when I feel a pain rip through my body. Stupidly, I had gone right into the wave of fire from the autogun. I hobble off to hide behind the tree - hoping that you didn't see me. I plan to eat the cookie quickly before I end up passing out from the injury. I settle down by the tree.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 09:49
#300
FALCON PUNCH!
but sittin' in the tree is....me! i jump out of the tree and log off! (poof) i am gone, so the cookie is now in my arsenal and no-one can get the cookie intill i decide to log back on :3
After putting on a gas mask I punch you so hard in the stomach that the gas expelled shoots you up high in the air. I grab the cookie and run. Then I look at the stinky cookie and toss it up into the air for the next person who comes in so they can easily take it while giggling and thinking of them eating a stinky cookie.