dude i was logged off......anyway, i logged back on and took out a ice cream cannon aim it at your head and...FIRE! it hits you dead in the head, the ice cream is so cold that it freezes your brain so it no longer works, you then die....i take the cookie and log off again :D
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Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:17
#302
FALCON PUNCH!
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 15:37
#303
First off: I hijacked the
First off: I hijacked the game so i could get in your arsenal even though u were logged off. Plus i am undead so I get right back up.
U forgot to put it in ur arsenal! I find the cookie next to ur sleeping body and steal it....
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 16:03
#304
FALCON PUNCH!
but...i kill you again and eat the cookie! :D
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 16:44
#305
And I ate the cookies and am
And I ate the cookies and am sticking my tonge out at all of you when.....
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 17:28
#306
Barfland!
You barf it back out. WHO SPIKED THE COOKIE WITH A LETHAL DOSE OF CYANIDE?
I shoot the cookie with my firotech alchemer to sanitize it and then pick it up and run away laughing hysterically, also leaving a giant sword on top of you.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 19:04
#307
I got a balistic knife from
I got a balistic knife from MW3 and cut open the kitten zombie and took the cookie used my put-back-togetheranator stole the cookie and went to Uranus on vacation, tuned into a water pokemon and went to the 7th moon of jupiter which is a ice and water planet and lived 50000 miles under the "sea".
O_O word to your herd fool!
Love: NO ONE TOUCH MY COOKIE!!!!
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:42
#308
FALCON PUNCH!
hmmm.....i slap you with...a LIVING FISH and grab the cookie, jump on the trampoline, bounce up to the moon, and stay there when....
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 18:40
#309
I fall off a cliff and die
I fall off a cliff and die (again). You accidentally drop the cookie and it floats back down to our planet. It is falling in midair when...
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 19:26
#310
I eat the cookie.
THEN my advanced metabolism digests it before any intervention.
The end.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:27
#311
I go to the kitchen and bake
I go to the kitchen and bake some cookies. I grab a bag of chocolate chips and hammer them into the cookies one by one. After hours of hard work a new batch of chocolate chip cookies is born. I leave them on the table to cool and go to take a nap. I leave my trusty cat in charge to protect them.
Note-If you kill my cat I'll poke you in the eye forever more.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:30
#312
I kill iamnoone and his cat
I kill iamnoone and his cat with my Levi blade and then take the cookies with me.
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:18
#313
FALCON PUNCH!
i walk over to you demand the cookie, you try to stab me with your Levi blade and it just breaks on my chest, you stand there in awe while i walk away with the cookie when....a lone gunman fired the shot which bounced off the bookcase and ricocheted the grassy knoll which killed the next poster, and when he gets killed the next next poster dies of shock, the next next next poster commits suicide, and i walk away thinking (man, i really like vanilla ice cream)
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:54
#314
I poke Soulstalker in the eye then
remind Fallconn you can't kill the dead. I bring in my zombie friends and we take the cookie back.
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 16:16
#315
When I come out with my
When I come out with my ferrari and take the cookie and drive away
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 17:39
#316
I join Iamnoone because, as
I join Iamnoone because, as Ive said before, i am now a zombie. I shoot Jadebla down with an antigua that i then dispose of. I take the cookie and throw it in a deep, dark trench. I did that because i am dead. Do dead people have taste buds? I think not.
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 17:00
#317
I must have missed something...
OH dear, you're a zombie? Oh well, I shoaot you with my Siver Six and then I steal the cookie.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 04:27
#318
I SIT on you. You can't take
I SIT on you. You can't take my powerful sitting power. You can't breathe under me. I take the cookie and stick it in a secret part of a fridge behind the butter, left of the cheese, and below the ham. You will never find it! Wait a second...did I just tell where it is?
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 05:53
#319
YES! YES YOU DID! >:D
I get the cookie in the secret part of a fridge behind the butter, left of the cheese, and below the ham! I run out of your house draw a magic marker mustache and unibrow on you, break teh window, your home security alarm goes off, adn I leave the cops to interrogate you!
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:49
#320
I kill the cops and take off.
I kill the cops and take off.
I slapped Isekuube with a dead fish, stole the cookie, and ran away.
Kickin' it old school! XD
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:55
#321
Gonna kick it new school!
I catch up to Artist and slap him with a live fish!
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:57
#322
I kick you in the OLD SCHOOL
I kick you in the OLD SCHOOL and take the cookie.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:59
#323
-_-
I steal the cookies, put them in mecha that explodes in the atmosphere. It then changes the weather patterns and cookies rain over(and under, and inside) cradle 24/7!
No I stole the cookie now as there is free cookies....
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 16:08
#324
I eat all the free cookies
I eat all the free cookies then chase Atrum. I then whack him upside the head with a fire extinguisher. I laugh as i take the cookie.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 16:14
#325
"LOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!" -_-
24/7. Free cookie rain. Forever.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 16:55
#326
Someone is getting fatter...
I slap you with a dead fish, and then take the cookie as the dead fish eats your brainz (apparently everything dead in this thread is a zombie).
I then throw the cookie into the Clockworks, sit down, and eat some cake monsters. YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE COOKIE AMONG THE FREE ONES!
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 16:59
#327
FALCON PUNCH!
hahahha this is to easy, *walks over to the cookie, picks it up, slaps Val with a dead piranha, and walks away* >:D
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 16:55
#328
I notice all the violence
I notice all the violence going on and decide to not take part in it. I make a fountain which makes cookies forever and ever and anyone who wants cookies just has to ask and it will give you all the cookies you want. Feeling good about the good deed I just commited I go play Black Opps. i eat cookies and milk and live forever. But the game makes me mad because a hacker keeps killing me so i kill Fallconn. Then i realize he was the hacker I am much happier then. :)
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 18:49
#329
I get mad that you are trying
I get mad that you are trying to end this thread and attack you. I stab the heck out of you then destroy the fountain. I take the last cookie and run around in circles. I look at your lifeless body and take out my megablastercannon and blow you up. Then i run away, laughing maniacally. XD XD XD
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:51
#330
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I stand and watch as Artistbma trips over a bug. I decide to grab the cookie, and walk away rather bored.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:10
#331
To end your boredom, I jump
To end your boredom, I jump in front of you and make like a mime. I make a box and tear it down. I make a ball and throw it up into the air. As your eyes look up following the direction of the ball, I kick you in the stomach and make that cookie pop out of your hand. I catch it, run to the zombie ditch and hide behind the zombies. I break the cookie in half giving one of the pieces to Artistbma.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:07
#332
FALCON PUNCH!
i slap you with a dead fish and make another cookie, i run away on Chuck Norris, we then go to Disney World and live happily ever after, while we eat cookies!
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 19:04
#333
I grab that dead fish you
I grab that dead fish you slap me with and make a plate of dead fish cookies. I put the plate on the table with a big sign saying, "Take the cookies." Then I find Soulstaker and poke him in the eye.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 20:25
#334
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I take the plate of cookies, start eating it, and then walk away while dropping a few on the ground for fellow people to pick up.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:53
#335
FALCON PUNCH!
but i unplug your controller! your character trips and drops the cookies! i pick them up and jump into Falcon land!
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:05
#336
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Playerman watches Fallconn jump into a brick wall.
Playerman decides not to pick up the cookies because he's full from earlier.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:32
#337
COOTIE COOKIEZ.
I pick up the cookies.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:49
#338
FALCON PUNCH!
but i slap you with a dead fish! cookies fly everywhere, i take out a plate and a catch them all, i stick out my thumb and hail a taxi!
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 05:03
#339
Meargh...
*pulls up*
Where to, good sir?
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:13
#340
FALCON PUNCH!
*kicks Mygmar out of the Taxi, and drives away*!
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 15:26
#341
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Playerman watches Fallconn drive into a wall.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 18:25
#342
FALCON PUNCH!
and i drive.....straight through it, i keep on going and you sit in the street in awe, unfortunately you get hit by a mac truck....
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 19:04
#343
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Correction: I hit it. :3
Why should I be impressed that you drove through a wall? Just means that you fell into the lava pit right behind it.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 06:38
#344
FALCON PUNCH!
fortunately i was wearing my vog armor! i grab the cookie and run across the top of the lava, unfortunately enough for you.....the VOLCANO explodes! and you get hit by a giant molten rock....
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:34
#345
I hug Fallconn to death. Then
I hug Fallconn to death. Then i take the cookie.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:43
#346
FALCON PUNCH!
while huggin' me, i slap you with a dead fish, you fall into the lava and i grab the cookie and run away on a wild chuck norris
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:16
#347
I am now a slag guard because
I am now a slag guard because i was a zombie but now am filled with lava. (thx for that falcon) I run right up the side of the inside of the volcano. I chase you. I then burn you and scream, "MoZZARELLAAAAA!!!!!!"
I take the cookie and throw your body into a rock, bloodying you. I run away on your wild chuck norris.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:58
#348
FALCON PUNCH!
but i get back up! i tell Chuck to start bucking and he grabs you, and throws you through a mountain. i go and retrieve the cookie and feed it to chuck
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:07
#349
I do a flying round house
I do a flying round house kick to the back of Chuck's head and make that cookie pop right out of his mouth. Bet he never saw that one coming. I grab the cookie and give it to a telebubby who keeps it safe for me.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:15
#350
i eat the teletubby, take the
i eat the teletubby, take the cookie and hide it in my stomach for 36 hours, puke out the remains, and stuff it in lamnoones's mouth
I hijack the game and break into your arsenal. Then I steal the cookie. I gobble the cookie quick. At that exact moment, Isekuube decides to bake a batch of cookies. Isekuube walks outside a house and chooses to eat the cookies. All of the cookies are eaten except one, which i steal. I take my megablastercannon (I hope everyone knows what post it is from) and blow up Isekuube. I then blow up Falconn and finally Coldize. I have finally won!
VICTORY!
EDIT: NEW Page! woo! clap clap pat on the back to Iamnoone for getting 301 posts!