You didn't realise it was a fake cookie till you ate it and was nuked.
¬ Sppw
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Sun, 06/10/2012 - 23:12
#802
You didn't realise it was a
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 06:40
#803
sealed form..... GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhh.....
you got wrong trabias, my form can clone up and plus the attack . Now i did not used my cloning but used the sealed form . GROOOooooooooooooooooh........ my sealed form is 'Dark Rainbow dragon' . I made everything pitch black and took the cookie with the help of my dark rainbow light. and turned the pitch black to shine. i hid to my base inside a base inside a base inside a base ................ and etc. until my danger base . and ate the cookie. But before that i got to the base, i took iamnoon and tribias with me and shared cookie. 0_0-_-0_0-_-0_0 and push them to the lock room.
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 06:50
#804
COOOOOOKIEEEEE!!!!!
I break out of the lock room cos iamnoone was so stinky that i could not stand him( cos he is a zombie duhhhh). Then i bump into pegazuz by accident and made her drop the cookie. I then throw iamnoone into pegazuz's face and escape on my snipe-dragon with the cookie.I then duplicate the cookie with my cloning machine and give the cookies to everyone who has posted in this thread. FREE COOKIEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 22:17
#805
I stole the cookies by[Insert
I stole the cookies by[Insert how I stole the cookies here]
¬ Sppw
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 05:12
#806
I run over Sppw with a car. I
I run over Sppw with a car. I back up over him and run over him again just to torture him. Then I open the door, grab the cookie and drive off into the sunset.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 06:49
#807
which wasnt actually a
which wasnt actually a sunset, just me getting to the earth you guys are on riding a meteor. it hits your car, then the planet, and crashes everything (yay, 2 planets destroyed already!) i somehow survive, and manage to drift out with the cookie. i fall on a strange, mechanical planet called cradle and stay on the surface, hiding in the wastelands. of course, most of you awkwardly survived, cuz thered be no fun without that happening. come at me, bros and sis(trobolta).
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 06:57
#808
Kraanx suddenly feels a huge
Kraanx suddenly feels a huge impact to the head. It was both of my boots. I shatter Kraanx's head upon impact and landing. Steals the cookie from her unmoving body.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 13:53
#809
LIES! you never wore
LIES! you never wore boots!
anyway, take off my ancient plate helmet i was wearing as costume (cuz somehow it broke) and hit trobolta with a very big mallet untill theres a hole in the ground.
i look into the hole and see her falling into the core. i call her a girl before she crashes into the core and has to climb all the way to the surface by a staircase, 'cause the elevators were down for maintennace. then i notice that i splattered the cookie too, so i have to buy a new one for an absurd amount of crowns from a passing gremlin
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 15:45
#810
Hi again.
Falls out from the sky and onto Kraanx. Kraanx get buried neck high into the ground, leaving only her head above it. Steals the cookie that she dropped when i did.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:25
#811
Flies by Trobolta in a glider
Flies by Trobolta in a glider plane swiping the cookies as I go by. I take the stolen cookie to my hideout that's protected by armed guards.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 22:02
#812
I hide iin the hideout just
I hide iin the hideout just as Iamnoone flies near I snipe him.With a sniper
¬ Sppw
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 06:27
#813
Stabs Sppw in the back and
Stabs Sppw in the back and steals the cookie from Iam's corpse.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 13:00
#814
But,
Steam had problems again (just kidding it didn't crash yet) and trobolta and other steam users d/c. I reconnect using -tcp and took the cookie. :3
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 21:52
#815
I am not on steam so nothing
I am not on steam so nothing happens Then I Shotgun you.With a shotgun.You die.I take the cookie and distribute it to Iamnoone(smallest part)trobolATA
(she gets same siaze as Iam) I eat the rest :P XP
¬ Sppw
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 22:30
#816
well SO AM I !
I travel back in time with my time travel device and stop you before you had the chance to kil varminttwotwothree. i then execute you by cutting your head of with my avenger. i take the cookie and time travel back to the present. i hide the cookie under my pillow in my house... which is immediately blown up by my nitronome.
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:07
#817
I find scraps from the
I find scraps from the wreckage of Trabias' house and reconstruct the cookie using algorithms that I obtained from the future with Trabias' time travel device.
@ Down D: I like existing...
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 20:38
#818
I use Trabias' time travel
I use Trabias' time travel device and go back in time to just before your parents created you. I hand your dad a condom and you are no more. I then travel forward to get the cookie you reconstructed that is hanging around in the air and steal it. Opps, wait i screwed up. If you don't exist you didn't reconstruct a cookie. Oh well. Bakes a new cookie.
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:43
#819
My turn, insignificant peons!
I call Iamnoone a ton of fancy insults (examples: pestiferous lout, foul ruffian, drunk glutton) and in his shame at not being highly educated like me, he hands over the cookie. I proceed to open a wormhole with my infinite reserves of Substance of Uberawesomeness and fart all around me to create a fart cloud of such potency that all who enter but me instantly die, even with protective gear. I then cloak myself with a Cloak of Ghostly Concealment ( http://forums.wildshadow.com/wiki/cloak-ghostly-concealment ) and wait to protect my cookie from invaders with an AK-47. I dare you to try getting this cookie from me.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 00:06
#820
I take the dare and gto back
I take the dare and gto back in time with trabins time-travel device and while you are insulting i go in recon cloak and steal the cookie before you notice i hide the cookie in a [Insert good hiding place]
¬ Sppw
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 04:53
#821
Walks out of my house and
Walks out of my house and finds the cookie stashed in the hidden pocket above the door where i keep my now useless keys.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 05:15
#822
. makes trobolta eat her
. makes trobolta eat her keys, runs out with cookie. goes back in time to when ianmoone was making this thread, and makes him type ''mini-pizza'' insted of ''cookie''. goes back to the present and smashes the time machine to bits with a double-bladed battleaxe, and runs away into a cave
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 05:45
#823
But you realize your folly
But you realize your folly and now your most cherished cookie is now a old and moldy mini-pizza.
Is sitting on a bench right behind you, having lost interested in the old dusty and musty pizza many posts ago and is about to munch onto a freshly baked cookie, suddenly ...
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:32
#824
The cookie shall be MINE.
I sneak up on Trobolta, chainsaw her stomach open, paint the walls with her intestines, grab the cookie, and shove it into her dead body. I then grab the body and merrily skip away into the sun (not sunset, sun) with a portable heat resistant force field surrounding me and Trobolta's lifeless corpse.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:08
#825
Uhm I a guy.
Kraanx just teases me endlessly.
Suddenly comes back to life and Uber drops me back to Cradle. Stuff my intestine back into myself, sews myself back together and wonder where the cookie is. (TL;DR: It's in me, between internal organs)
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:07
#826
Opens up Trobolta yet again
Opens up Trobolta yet again with (yeah, you couldve guessed) a double-bladed battleaxe. throws the semi-digested cookie away, and decides to buy a cookie and a pizza from a nearby store
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:33
#827
Let's try being gory, shall we?
I feeze u with my brizzbrand, rip off yur legs and arms and torture u by waving the cookie in yur face. I will eat at the slowly, savoring each bite(yum) and throw the crumbs at u.MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!*cough cough*
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:17
#828
Kicks you in the stomach and
Kicks you in the stomach and punches you in the face. Why's you eat the cookie? Steals a child's lunch bag and searches for the cookie. Waves it in the air. I found it.
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 02:57
#829
robots but... new new new
i used my bots to attack iamnoone and i saw power rangers and hire them to get the cookie for me....... . Then i got the cookie inside iamnoon's box and while he's unconsues i took a tortilla and painted it with cookie colour. Then killed him. '_'....-_- righttt.................................... . and get inside a time machine took the cookie again and again and my pasts me joined me. to protect the cookie and the time machine. we circled the machine and the cookieees =3 .. munchie chew chew munch munch gulp shlorp...... ahhhhh we ate them and share some to the good knight.
let me say the names, ahem.: iamnoone , trabias, trobolt and last one is ..................................................................................................................................................... ugh just three of them will do.....
ugh my head hurts.. argh................ oh and i ride on a reindeer and threw some gifts ( heavymetals) is what i meant pfft hahhahahhhahahhahhahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................. They actually fell for it hhaahahahahaha .
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 01:35
#830
I summon a cookie and banish
I summon a cookie and banish your cookie
¬ Sppw
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 02:20
#831
eye of the tiger....... lyrics?! get out you band
i shoot you with a lazer and took an eye of tiger end slashed sppw's eye and and the tiger's eye (why did i took it anyway) made a lemonade blablabla sprayed it at spww's eye cut him to have and threw the lemon juice again and took the cookie to everyone and made an 'I made an elevator which is super confusing , attractive, stunt less, powerless , ultra fast ,mega high jump toss roll, full, big, blast , not dangerous, mega tower ultra power....etc ride' and ate the cookie inside a laser control . i can control them to shoot lasers at tresspassers. got inside a base inside a base inside a base inside a base inside a base..... etc. and got out of it and got to a submarine and ate the cookie nand go to the inside of the laser control.
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:37
#832
''Spww'' Why Spww SPpw
''Spww'' Why Spww SPpw ok?
anyway I torture you by taking your cookie and handing it to a 5 year old
¬ Sppw
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:47
#833
*slaps Sppw*
You got kid germs on our cookie.
Rips the cookie out of the kids hands. Slaps the kid when it starts to cry.
Throws the contaminated cookie on the ground. YUC!!! Kid germs.
Walks away from the cookie.
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 23:04
#834
I bake new cookies and give
I bake new cookies and give them to you till you die of eating too many cookies
¬ Sppw
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 23:13
#835
Kids
''Steals a child's lunch bag and searches for the cookie.''
Wait a sec you looked in a CHILD'S lunchbox on post 828?^
''YUC!!! Kid germs.''
Post no. 833??????^
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
¬ Sppw
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 15:57
#836
Moms pack the lunch bags The
Moms pack the lunch bags The kids don't touch the cookies until lunch time :P
And thanks for the cookies. I'll never die of eating too many of them. :D
Takes the cookies and runs.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 22:56
#837
Nope.
I snatch Abbysal-flamberge's faust from him and use it to bash Iamnoone's head in. i pull out iamnoone's brain and turn it into brain-mash, which i insert into the cookies i stole from iamnoone. I give the cookies to Sppw which causes him to have a very bad case of stomach ache and vomiting. As he vomits on him self while lying on the floor due to bad stomach ache i stand by and laugh.
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:03
#838
I stole the cookies from sppw
I stole the cookies from sppw while ur laughing(like a boss) and buried somewhere in treasure vault
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 01:29
#839
Kleptolisks
Kleptolisks come and dig up the cookies and out of no where I swoop down and take them. Then I go to the advanced training all and give the cookies to some n00bs.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 05:12
#840
I tell the noobs I will tab
I tell the noobs I will tab them if they give me a cookie. I take their cookies and tell them to start a party so they can invite me down so I can tab them. I take the cookies into my own party that's invite only and the noobs never hear from me again.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 06:27
#841
NUUU You Stole MEAH cookie!
one of your party members run out of energy and leaves the party
i join the party before you can lock it and killed everyone by shooting explosive blocks that are near them.
i take the charred cookies from your dead body and escape to FSC where i give a cookie to vanaduke in return that he protects the rest of the cookies.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 07:12
#842
Problem is,
Iamnoone can just kick you out, (he did before you killed everyone) also, he could be doing solo. :3 Anyways, GM bansticks Trabias and gets the cookie back to iamnoone.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:09
#843
Thanks Varminttwotwothree
Breaks the cookie in two and gives you half and eats the other half. We won't mention the party was invite only therefore it was locked and no invitation was sent to Trabias or anyone else enabling entrance.
Goes to my cookbook and finds a gingerbread recipe. Mixes up the best mix ever. Rolls it out and makes a super large gingerbread man. I mix up icing and color it, making a shirt, pants and tie. Adds the raisins for eyes and his mouth. Adds more icing for a hat and shoes. Uses those shiny silver things for buttons. Puts him on the counter to dry and hopes he doesn't get stolen.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 06:07
#844
:l sob sob heavy furniture
hmmmm i dunno what to do i slapped everyone until they are unconcious. I ate the cookie waited 10 days to bake some morethen i gave 'em away
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 23:21
#845
Eh
MY CABBAGGES!!
Wait, wrong topic.
MY COOKIES!!
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 05:15
#846
Those a cabbage at
Those a cabbage at Thunderbog. While dazed and confused, I steal his cookie and jump on a subway car heading...somewhere.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 06:41
#847
^FUS RO DAH in middle of
^FUS RO DAH in middle of roadway.
1 Cookie Obtained.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 14:59
#848
1 cookie stolen back and
1 cookie stolen back and hidden in a fire proof safe.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 20:48
#849
I take the safe and out of
I take the safe and out of frustration throw it into a volcano and seal the volcano up. Then I bake more cookies and and give them Iamnoone.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 23:49
#850
HAY give that BACK!
Those cookies were fake so when iamnoone ate them he vomitied. I blow the volcano up with nukes and grab the safe. I froze it until the ice got into the hinges and caused the door of the safe to fall off. I take the frozen cookie and put it into my pocket to thaw while i fly away on ma snipe dragon.
Appears in front of Iam with a giant flame thrower and i burn the zombie to death. Retrieves the sterile cookie from the burning.