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Thu, 05/23/2013 - 12:33
#801
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I get back up and steal the

I get back up and steal the hill after I airstrike and satellite beam it

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 14:16
#802
Lord-Of-Dragos
I use

A giant metal horse.
You let it in, and when you sleep I stab you in the back with a knife, I then take your heart and lock it in a safe.
Then I tear off both your legs and I let my wolver chew on your bones.
Jimmie is safe now.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 14:31
#803
Rybyguy's picture
Rybyguy
I use...

A laser beam. I shoot through the hill and kill Little Jimmy

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 14:36
#804
Lord-Of-Dragos
=O

Whoh.
Stop right there.
One does not try to kill little Jimmie.
I use lazer reflector shield to block your lazer.
/e rage mode auto activates
Does a super rage on Rybyguy.
APOLIGIZE.
NOW.
OR I WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
APOLGIZE TO JIMMIE NOW!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 16:53
#805
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
The legacy shall be remembered

the members of the cult of the followers of Piosionus- Snarby launches a load of pie of eternal suffering onto Rybyguy for trying to kill jimmy.
/cult tries to use cultural ritual to revive me after science had failed. PIE OF ETERNAL SUFFERING
Rybyguy suddenly have a broken neck.
/cult began worshipping Jimmy

@doom
/cult burns down doom's house along with doom with Greek fire
/cult uses ashes to offer me.

not a god, just have a cult that worships me.

/cult begins trying to revive me after science had failed to bring back my torso and head
my legacy shall be remembered http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8mts7Vga1qzva00.jpg

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 17:10
#806
Klipik's picture
Klipik

While everyone is mourning and ritualing and chasing each other, I sneak past all of them and take the hill.

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 11:21
#807
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
Possession

The ritual had brought my soul back to the Earth. I can't be seen or touched by anyone except for the leaders of the cult.
/enters Klipik's body
/make him go crazy and stuff and make him think he has a little friend in his head
/klipik is brought to a mental institute. http://sj.blacksteel.com/media/images/gb01.jpg
/my soul becomes one with Klipik
/klipik tries to comet suicide but he is in a padded room.
/ doctors found no hope in curing his mental illness after years so they release him
/my soul takes over
/I destroy the host's body and soul (host as in Klipik)
/posses cult member
/maintain that body as a permanent one
/takes back the hill

@Klipik: you use science against me, i use religion against you
@lord: so is my body put together properly yet?

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 12:37
#808
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
wait a moment only

wait a moment

only Warriorrogue can create rules for this game

so nobody but warrior can create rules for this game -_-

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 05:49
#809
Lord-Of-Dragos
What rules? Those aren't

What rules?
Those aren't rules....

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 05:49
#810
Lord-Of-Dragos
What rules? Those aren't

What rules?
Those aren't rules....

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 07:18
#811
Peinewood's picture
Peinewood
DOUBLE POST

I kill all with my proto sword and skip to the top of the hill

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 10:02
#812
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
@pipipipipipi

Thats why I said Seniority rules. Warriorrogue can change it at anytime. But he's afk atm.

/e hops past the hill to a undisclosed area (not a hill) to watch the event unfold.

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 10:10
#813
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
still nope gets a rocket and

still nope

gets a rocket and blows Egpnd into space where he dies from no oxyegen, that will teach him

rockets the hill to anouther crandle in anouther dimention where no one is alive

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 15:50
#814
Lord-Of-Dragos
I AM THE FIRST X-MAN!

I use hidden blades to stab pipipipipi in the back.
Like an assassin!
:D
I take the hilllll.

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 17:23
#815
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

I bend your hidden blades inward and make you stab your own wrists, and take the hill.

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 19:00
#816
Lord-Of-Dragos
Throws a creeper at

Throws a creeper at Klipik.
DON'T HUG HIM!
Klipik runs away while creeper chases him.
I take hill.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:17
#817
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Throws a charged creeper at Lord-Of-Dragos.
DON'T HUG HIM!
Lord-Of-Dragos runs away while charged creeper chases him.
I take hill.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:56
#818
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
throws 9352180948519857130984

throws 9352180948519857130984 resistance five, strength 5 charged creepers at everyone
DON'T HUG THEM!
everyone runs away while charged creeper chases them.
I take hill.

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 15:24
#819
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
NECRO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I necro this thread.
I take the hill.

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 15:33
#820
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
I take the hill using a dump

I take the hill using a dump truck.

Mon, 10/21/2013 - 13:37
#821
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Hmpf I say.

I slash your dump truck using ρ-bot and take care of everyone else with my Buster Shot. Then I take over the hill in EM-wave form.

Mon, 10/21/2013 - 15:53
#822
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
aww, I had the hill for about a year

um, everyone,

my 9352180948519857130984 resistance five, strength 5 charged creepers are still alive

sends them after everyone and takes the hill

Mon, 10/21/2013 - 23:09
#823
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Gotcha!

I use one of these creepers to creeper jump above all this mess and land on the hill, I'm still a king.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 04:58
#824
Grittle's picture
Grittle
I slap Bustware with a raw

I slap Bustware with a raw steak and gave the hill to Klipik

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:22
#825
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Who falls into my trap, the

Who falls into my trap,

the hill explodes and I use a dump truck to make anouther

protects hill with wolver minions

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:33
#826
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Roast all of 'hem and eat

Roast all of 'hem and eat tehm.
Me hill.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:06
#827
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Nope.

My sentry still remained on the hill. Hill's mine.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 16:57
#828
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

watches as everyone makes posts that make no sense to capture hill

randomly captures hill for no reason

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 19:24
#829
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
When someone say that he have

When someone say that he have the hiil HE HAVE THE HILL.
I ring bell Pipipipipi(Snarby) so much he is eternally stunned. I poke im whit a thootstick an take the hill.

Meh Hill.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 06:26
#830
Snakemittens's picture
Snakemittens

I do computer shenanigans and remove all traces of Bustware's existence. Then I hit Popoixd with an evil pineapplie bomb!

Ze hill is mein!

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 11:40
#831
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

picks up hill and shakes Snakemittens off of it

goes somewhere with the hill

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 12:28
#832
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
I find somewhere and ROAST

I find somewhere and ROAST you and EAT you.

Meh hill

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 12:30
#833
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

drops whole hill on Popoixd when he/she comes killing him/her

no, Meh hill

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 12:38
#834
Dermog's picture
Dermog
I summon 50 of each shadow

I summon 50 of each shadow boss and unleash them onto everyone.

My hill now.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 14:24
#835
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Shadowvana:

Shadowvana: BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLIIIIIIITTTTTTTTZZZZZ
Ice queen: OBSIDIAN BLADE..^
Fire twins: MAH HAMMER........|
poison Snarby: -----------------------

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 08:21
#836
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
puts a bunch of swarm turrets

puts a bunch of swarm turrets to make a swarm turret wall all around the hill. (they work for me) I kick Popoixd before I place the last turret

here is what it is like

H = Hill
T = turret wall
- = nuthin

TTTTTTTT
T--------- T
T----H----T
T--------- T
TTTTTTTT

Hill is mine

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 14:49
#837
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Shankle I choose you !

Shankle I choose you ! Shankle use lefte-right moving but nothing happened.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.......
Glitch I choose you ! Bug I choose you ! Use your dual ultiamte attack: AKALAKA BLIMCHAKA.
You are now invicible and can destroy anythin :D.
I destroy the Hill. Oooops.
Ok huuuuuuuuh.
Chocolate bar I choose you ! Chocolate use melting. Nothing happened.
.................................................
Cheat Code I choose you ! Cheat Code use RJ92;.:¨¨SL;*(090kD-&0. The Hil reconstruct whitout any turret.
Great.
ZEE CAPTAIN GO !
http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/1

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:51
#838
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Damn...

Jump over the Turret Wall using one of passerby creepers and make heavy assault form air. Then I rebuild the hill and I'm a king again.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 04:16
#839
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz

*Sneak into the hill*
*Found the King Bustware*
*Backstab the king with his tiny small knife*
Oh hey the king is dead.
*Wear a Crown*
Now I'm the king of this hill!
*Thrown the dead body to the well*

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 23:42
#840
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Sorry, I had backstab proof

Sorry, I had backstab proof armor. I'm still a king.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 15:35
#841
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
except you are not on the

except you are not on the hill.

acidently pours lava all down the well which has no water apparently

watches as Thowardz is killed by all my turrets

/takes hill

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 23:56
#842
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Open notepad

BEGIN
hillcheck
lava=air
Pipipipipi=atkdown
Bustware goto hilltop
Bustware=koth
hillshrine=forcefield
END.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 01:45
#843
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Use a spark

Energy blast make Pipipipipi's turrets stun for awhile and then I start to dig into the ground and pop up right next to Bustware.
Ha! You shall not alive this time!
*Tickle Bustware and steal his notepad*
*Thrown acid potion at Bustware*
*Bustware armor melt into the ground*
*Bite at Bustware for about 5 times*
*Thrown a Big Angry Bomb at him*
*Bustware fly into one of the Pipipipipi's turret*

Now I Ma King Of da Hill

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 21:21
#844
Gianor's picture
Gianor
Mwahaha

I steal the GM's warehouse full of ban sticks, and bans everybodies ACCOUNTS but mine, I then raise my gremlin army and take over the world as the 2nd hitler.

My worl-...er.....hill

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 23:11
#845
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Take out another notepad!

BEGIN
pardon Bustware
ban Gianor
Bustware goto hilltop
END.

I rule.

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:02
#846
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
ASDF

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A new forumer doing the same error of: No you failed. (POST 840)

I hack the game and get unbanned. Hey bustybusty comme here.
I get in front of you and say : I like train.
You get crushed by a train.
My hill.
I put MINETURTLE everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5_sQ8O-7Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:32
#847
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

suddenly, a guy slides onto the hill and says "everybody do the flop!" and then you fall on the ground and roll into my turrents which have been unstuned, you die.

I fly onto the hill using a helichopter, which people throw cheese at, the cheese falls on all the mineturtles and blows them all up, making the hill mine and my turrets

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:47
#848
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
I come whit a gun and say

I come whit a gun and say ''Look out he got a nose !''
I summon evil tie to attck you. Whit talking parcking meter. Also THREE MAN ATTACK ! Die Potatoes...huh i mean Pipipi.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:04
#849
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Waaaah! Damn it!

Ok, I call for the power of Gregar and Falzar! They perform a heavy virus assault on the hill. You are all dead, so I sneak into the hill, rebuild it, put 10 4-level sentry guns and 10 4-level dispensers. Then I spawn loyal creeper guardians and loyal Giant guardians to guard me and my hill. I'm king and hill's mine.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:36
#850
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
And...I uber 100 heavies from

And...I uber 100 heavies from tf2 with medics and attack the hill.
Mine.

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