Cause I drink Bonk! Atomic Punch, then lure you to the range of my Sentrys. They kill you and I am still a king.
King of the hill
Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:16
#902
Nope.
Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:01
#903
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The Magic Angry mob comes before any of post 902 happened because bustware tried to control me.
Hill still mine
P.S. There are no turrets
Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:49
#904
So then I creep to you,
So then I creep to you, backstab you and I'm still a king.
Thu, 11/28/2013 - 04:22
#905
My hill now!
I come to Bustware disguised, he says "Wut?", and while he is confused, I go behind him and backstab him.
Thu, 11/28/2013 - 06:55
#906
But I unconfused just in time
But I unconfused just in time to throw you into bottomless pit. I'm still a king.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:21
#907
But will it blend?
before any of post 905 and 906 happens, the angry mob comes and kills Sacred for trying to control someone, but it doesn't matter, Bustware is still king know
/throws Bustware into a giant blender I set to smoothie, then makes a Bustware smoothie, and rules the hill
/gives Bustware smoothie to next poster
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:21
#908
I don't drink smoothies, you would rather get cola.
It's gross, full of carbon from my fullerenical armor. I revive myself in my own stomach(sic!), kill Pipipipipi, no matter how, and I'm still a king.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:29
#909
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I throw you off a cliff into a mud pit, now you are the king of the mud pit, you're still a king, but not of the hill.
I am king of the hill!
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:31
#910
I get out of the mud pit,
I get out of the mud pit, throw Pipipipipi(omg, change it already) into bottomless pit and I'm still the KOTH.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:38
#911
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
little did you know, I plugged the bottemless pit, so I fall into nothing.
The pigs from the mud pit want a king back, so they come out and throw Bustware back in the mud pit. Then they see the hill, they decide to rule it and make me their king.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:40
#912
None of post #911 happened
None of post #911 happened because I cannot be controlled by pigs. I'm still a KOTH.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:41
#913
really?
none of post 912 happened because the pigs didn't control you
I'M STILL A KING!!!
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:45
#914
Nope.
You are a king of the mud pit, and I'm a still a KOTH.
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:50
#915
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The magic angry mob comes back and pounds Bustware while he is sitting in the mud pit and pounds him for trying to deny the truth, while I stay on the hill with the pigs as king
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:14
#916
I disguised as a pig, walk
I disguised as a pig, walk through the pig mob, and backstab Pipipipipi with Your Eternal Reward, and stand up disguised as him with control of the pigs.
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 07:04
#917
I go, blast all the pigs with
I go, blast all the pigs with pipe bombs(along with drunk pipe bomb theme), Pi and Sacred either. I'm still a KOTH.
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 10:33
#918
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
the pigs can not be fooled and already overthrew Sacred
I come to the hills with the real pigs, as those pigs on the hill left when Sacred "killed" me, in bacon-firing (the bacon isn't from pigs, these pigs love to eat bacon) pig-shaped war machines and shoot Bustware who "dies"
I throw Bustware off a cliff
Hill mine
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 11:38
#919
Pigs eat pigs?
I switch on my skyboard and then bombard the hill with thousands of pipe bombs. Pigs sure are dead, Pi sure is dead, hill is still okay, so I'm still a KOTH
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 12:38
#920
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
But they are not dead, as no one can acually die in this thread, but only get knocked out
The pigs throw you off a cliff, and I rule the hill
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 02:09
#921
Agrh, I kick them all and you
Agrh, I kick them all and you into bottomless pit, seal it and I'm still a KOTH.
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 05:12
#922
I AM KING!
I get a master ball from pokemon, then capture Vanaduke and turn him loose on you. I AM KING!!!!1
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 07:25
#923
I shoot looots of bombs via
I shoot looots of bombs via Loose Cannon, it explodes, then kick you into bottomless pit, and I'm still a KOTH
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 08:01
#924
but I get grabbed by the
but I get grabbed by the Apocrea at the last minute and they make me king and steal your soul so I am KOTH now
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 10:38
#925
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
my pigs and I decide to go to alteritive universe with the hill where no one fights for hills and we do
I'm a king
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 12:45
#926
I go after you, then I take
I go after you, then I take the hill, take you to the void, you and your army die, and I'm still a KOTH.
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 12:48
#927
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
no they don't, they teleport back up and toss you into anouther alternitive universe with a hill
I'm still a king
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:08
#928
I have my Apocrea delete all
I have my Apocrea delete all universes that do not have exactly one hill and then I am KOTH
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:15
#929
Apocrea went out of control,
Apocrea went out of control, then it got you. I'm still a KOTH.
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:25
#930
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I get a time machine and travel back to the good old days of post 567, where I rule the hill with younger me
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 23:45
#931
I use my time machine to
I use my time machine to bring you to the present, when I'm still a KOTH.
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 06:06
#932
ิBring 100 texas bad day sentry guns
ิBring 100 Texas bad day sentry guns to get rid you all uber.
and hill's mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6mttNYfCi0
bad day sentry gun
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 11:40
#933
Heh, I use a lot of sticky
Heh, I use a lot of sticky bombs, huh! I'm still a KOTH!
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:25
#934
I take my drill and drill up
I take my drill and drill up under you. You get KO'd by my drill, so I lock you up in a pineapple under the sea and I am KOTH in my impenetrable fortress protected by an army of Triglavs
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:55
#935
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:55
#936
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:55
#937
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:55
#938
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:55
#939
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:56
#940
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in post 567 and rule the hill as you can not simply just get me back to the present
did I just double post?
yeah, I did
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 00:04
#941
I take my time machine, speed
I take my time machine, speed up the time until all of you except me are dead, then I'm still a KOTH as I'm the only alive guy.
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 04:42
#942
You can't kill us, remember?
You can't kill us, remember? I am still KOTH.
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 04:43
#943
You can't kill us, remember?
You can't kill us, remember? I am still KOTH.
OOPS double post sorry.
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:38
#944
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Bust I stopped it within 1 second, then my younger self's wolver army mauls you
Thu, 12/05/2013 - 00:36
#945
The wolver army got crushed
The wolver army got crushed by my blitz needle. I'm stil a king.
Thu, 12/05/2013 - 07:31
#946
I hire the mercs to
I hire the mercs to assassinate Bustware and take the point. They succeed. I am now KOTH.
Thu, 12/05/2013 - 16:24
#947
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I stay in the past and the younger me gets a new wolver army
I'm still a king!
/secretly builds a nuke reflecter so Shotjeer doesn't kill us all
Fri, 12/06/2013 - 08:46
#948
Oh really? Well then....
I ask the engineer to build a time machine out of Australium. He succeeds. I then send the mercs to assassinate the younger Pipipipipi. They succeed, which makes present Pipipipipi not exist. I am now KOTH.
Fri, 12/06/2013 - 11:23
#949
I use a saper to sap the time
I use a saper to sap the time machine, so you are stuck in eternity. Then I sap Pi, so that he gets a BlueScreenOfDeath in his mind, and I'm still a KOTH.
Fri, 12/06/2013 - 12:43
#950
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred we have a total of four armys guarding us, good luck with that, they kill your mercs and also you, and there is also a friendly black hole on our side, and my younger self is a snarbolax, he's immune
@Bustware you can't sap me if I'm in the past, you may still be a king, but I'm a king of anouther time
I'm still a KING
/summons the Destroyer and the Metal Brain (whatever the hardmode version of brain of cthulu will be called) to guard me
I get the hill using the power of this new page...
...and double posts and HAMMAHS, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH