Wow, this thread is still running! Two years and counting!
Anyway, I show up with the legal rights to this hill. So it's my hill now~
King of the hill
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 04:52
#952
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 08:13
#953
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred my armys have:
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 armor peirce
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 attack damage
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 defence
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 accurcy
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 evade
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 int
They kill all your mercs without a single scratch, so the younger me doesn't die and can't die anyway
@Warrior good luck with that
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 10:25
#954
At least I still got Bustware's hill!
I send in over 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 robot clones of each merc, each with all Australium weapons and the highest upgrades. They barely succeeded. I send in one more robot to kill younger you.
Warriorrouge walked in a stickybomb trap made by the Demoman. Warriorrouge gets detonated by the Demoman.
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 14:52
#955
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
BUT, all my armys have working snarby armor which doesn't go away when a bell rings and S.D.M.G.
they kill your whole army easily with a rain of all kinds of bullets that can't be blocked no matter what
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:15
#956
I feel like Gray Mann now....
I send in 90000000000000000000000000000000 giant robots. They all have Australium weapons, max upgrades, and health of over 9000000000000000!
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:33
#957
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The black hole sucks them all up, they die instantly
/shoots Sacred with my own S.D.M.G. with Ichor bullets
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:45
#958
I do not come in with the robots, you pi!
I send in 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 giant, black hole resistant robots with all enhancements.
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:50
#959
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The black hole can peirce through any resistance, it sucks up all your robots and kills them instantly
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 18:04
#960
Do I have to do everything myself?
I come to your time with 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 giant robots with all enhancements. I shoot a white hole to the black hole, which makes it into a wormhole, which has no sucking capabilities. I then shout, "CHARGE!!!" I keep sending in more robots every 500 robots destroyed. They slowly succeed. Then when they have eliminated the armys, I headshot your younger self, making you not exist. I then take the hill. I am now KOTH of two worlds.
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 09:36
#961
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The Black hole just dodges the white hole, the black hole sucks all of your robots in before they can do anything and kills them
ugh, this is getting boring with all your armys, won't you just learn I got infinite
/teleports all my armys and stuff including the hill to my secret dimention only I and anyone else I want can access, which can not be gotten into
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 03:35
#962
A Spy backstabs you with Your Eternal Reward.
He gives us access to your secret dimension and teleports a portal gun, which gives access to your dimension, to us. I replicate the gun and give replicas of the guns to special robots designed only to create the portals. I send in TONS of robots to take the hill, since you can't teleport black holes.
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:24
#963
*trollface*
No one acually gives you access to the secret dimention, and I looked in there and saw that using portal guns on the dimention blows up the portal gun, so you can't acually get in, plus, you can teleport anything here
*teleports to front of secret dimention and knocks hoping that Pi will let me in*
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:38
#964
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/opens secret door
oh hi Cupcake-God, come on in
/lets Cupcake-God in
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 23:56
#965
@Sacred-Earth: Black hole
@Sacred-Earth: Black hole sucks up everything - literately everything - even light, that's why it's black. The more it sucks, the heavier it becomes and absorbs more. To get outta there you need being faster than light, which means - going back in the time. And @Pipipipipi: Black holes are DEAD - they're extinguished stars, they don't think, so they can't dodge.
So, I bust Pi outa the hill and I'm still a KOTH.
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 03:25
#966
....You don't have your hill anymore, Bustware, I have it.
I barricade the hill with my robots. I prevent anyone from going in. I build S-E Gravel Co. on the hill.
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 18:21
#967
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Bustware not this one, and I smash you with my hammer and 50 miles away, then I make the dimention go a year into the future, making Sacred's hill disappear, I appear behind all the robots and smash them with the ban hammer, then go back to my dimention
Wed, 12/11/2013 - 13:34
#968
None of post #967 actually
None of post #967 actually happened, because you can't time travel(if you know how, tell me >:D). I sneak into the hill, call Saxton Hale!, and he just wipes out the Gravel Co. and all Sacred's robots and I'm still a KOTH.
Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:56
#969
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Neither did post 968 because I know how and you know how
You are a king of nothing though, because the hill is not there
/sends a invite to Bustware to go into a diffrent dimention which I moved the hill to where everything OP will get struck by the ban hammer
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 03:55
#970
I go in myself.
I bring flashbangs, frag grenades, a minigun, 5 kilos of ammo, an SMG, and a pistol.
I assault the hill, kill Pi and Bustware and Cupcake-God from afar, and take the hill. I am now KOTH.
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:41
#971
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
as those weapons either can not reach us from that far away or are very inaccurate from that far away, nobody gets hurt
I snipe Sacred with a sniper rifle, and continue ruling the hill
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:57
#972
This time, I bring a sniper rifle.
I go in your dimension. I headshot kill Pi and Bustware and Cupcake-God, and take the hill.
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 19:27
#973
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I appear behind you and whack you out of the dimention WITH A HAMMER!!!
Fri, 12/13/2013 - 01:53
#974
I go in your dimension, again.
I headshot Pi again and teleport the whole hill to it's rightful place, in the 1st dimension. I guard the hill with robots. I build S-E Gravel Co. on the hill.
Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:37
#975
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You realise my dimention is acually the 1st dimention and teleported the hill right into my hands, you are unable to build any of your robots since they are banned and you didn't acually build a place with gravel on the hill since you don't have it
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 02:17
#976
Please.
No more alternate dimensions from this point on.
The hill is in it's rightful place, ready to be taken.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 18:10
#977
you forced me to
I am doing this for the good, this dimention is exactly the same as our dimention except overpowered things explode
The rightful place for the hill is here in this dimention, and the hill right now is mine
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:14
#978
POW! Haha!
I, as a Heavy, taunt kill you when you were unaware.
I take the hill.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:28
#979
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I laugh at you as you try to kill me by taunting me, then whack you with my hammer and keep the hill
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:59
#980
I used the Showdown taunt kill from TF2.
So, you DID get killed, and I DID take the hill.
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 06:09
#981
....
First double post.
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 03:40
#982
I show up with an army of tenno.
My hill now~
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:52
#983
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred no I didn't get killed and you didn't get the hill since you didn't kill me
@Warrior OH NO, THE CREATER OF THIS THREAD, KILL HIM/HER BEFORE THEY BAN US ALL!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/smashes through all of the tenno and Warrior with HAMMER
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 20:31
#984
ATTACK!!
/me sends in Australium bots to destroy Warriorrogue.
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 11:58
#985
ATTTTTACK!
The tenno retaliate, with trapping all of them in statis, then destroying them by colliding matter and antimatter
*Bans Pipipipipi*
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 15:25
#986
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Ha ha, but you can not ban me while I am holding the BAN HAMMER!!!
/keeps hill
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:59
#987
Swag IS a virtue
"Pipipipipi, look closely at your ban hamme"
*the ban hammer turned into a harmless bouquet of roses
"Swag powerzzzzzz!"
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:03
#988
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/laughs at Malk as he attempts to change the ban hammer (which can't be changed) and then get auto-banned for attempting to change it
/keeps hill
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:11
#989
Swag IS a virtue
*laughs at Pipipipipi as he tried to ban me with flowers.
"Delusional lunatic. Using flowers like that."
Straitjacket's Pipipipipi for being nuts and thinking flowers could ban.
"It wasn't changed. It was a swag sleight-of-hand. A swag-of-hand, if you will."
*tosses ban hammer to Warriorrougue
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:13
#990
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/laughs at Malk as he tried to do something while banned and thinking he actually changed the ban hammer to flowers
/keeps ban hammer and hill
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:18
#991
Swag IS a virtue
"No moron, you lost the ban hammer whilst not looking. You don't even have authority to ban me. And you can't have the hill while in a straitjacket, silly."
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:20
#992
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
No I didn't, you tried to turn the ban hammer into flowers, I am not in a straitjacket, and you are banned
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:26
#993
Swag IS a virtue
Your mother comes in the hill.
"Is baby havwing a tantwum? Momma is gonna take you home and give you the formula."
She throws you into an inescapable stroller, and drags you away.
"IT WAS SLEIGHT OF HAND. DIDNT CHANGE AT ALL, DELUSIONAL FREAK"
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:28
#994
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I hammer the fake mother before she does anything, then hammer you again with the ban hammer, even though you are already banned
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:30
#995
Swag IS a virtue
I get the aid of Eurydice, explain myself and she lets me in.
Pipipipipi, we could RULE THIS HILL!!
TEAM UP!?
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:31
#996
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
fine...
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:35
#997
Swag IS a virtue
I give Pipipipipi a portion of my swag powers, now he can use them too.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:36
#998
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I say no thanks to the swag powers, I already got epic hammer powers
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:41
#999
Swag IS a virtue
Ok, more for me I guess.
I snap the crown in two and hand Pipipipipi half. I take the other half and wear it as a circlet.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:44
#1000
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I upgrade the crown into a whole Crown of Winter, which I use and it gives my hammer powers additional ice powers
So, the medic has the ability to revive teammates.
Also, the mercs all use max upgrades, so they are powerful and near-invincible!
So, they defeated your 4 armys before you even summoned those bosses, so they killed the younger you, which makes present you not exist, and took the hill.
I send in the other set of mercs to defend Bustware's hill. (Nobody noticed I took his hill?)
@Bustware
Australium stuff can't be sapped, so the mercs are NOT stuck in eternity.