OKay, as I couldn't find one through the search bar, I'll start one.
I'm the king of the hill, and anyone within a meter of it gets crushed by a triglav
King of the hill
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 13:46
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:53
#2
I take a set of wing, and
I take a set of wing, and discover how to fly with them. I then fly over the castle, and shoot you with a sentenza after the damage update. As you have no defence against that, you die. I then surround it with golden shankles, and wisps. Invincible. then I head into the preiew, and get golden trojans, and golden gun puppies
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 02:15
#3
Wat
I kick King Krogmo in the crotch and steal a Guardian Shield. I block all the drones and Shivermist the trojans and puppies. I kick you off the hill into a Sage Shankle.
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 05:02
#4
Childplay!
FUS RO DAH!! Everyone is knocked back and I set a army of trojans surrounding the area with Tordrodrones with recon shields in the centre.
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 11:54
#5
time of my favourite tactic.
time of my favourite tactic. get the trojans to kill each other. the activate trapdoors I built to get rid of the tortodrones. And the sage shankle had let it's guard down, and i crushed it. Then I get recon module with everlasting invisibillity, and assassinate you.
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:13
#6
HAX!
I point at you and yell "HAX!" A GM comes by, bans you and I leave the area. The hill stands alone and silent. Its "Silent Hill."
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:26
#7
I Get un-banned after
I Get un-banned after explaining myself, and push you off a random, nearby cliff. My hill
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:37
#8
pushes u off it, then...
Pushes u off it, then sets up unbreakable blox around the area, sets up billions of greavers and silkwongs to guardthe sky, and THEN surround ends my fortress with trillions of respawning devilites and Katz :P
The devilites and Kate aren't fly needed BC of the unbreakable block fortress, but they are backup, just in case lolz
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:47
#9
@Mysticbeam
Moves a ghost box to there, then hits it. I then summon a Tordrodrone and I ride it as it tanks its way through. It then releases a missile at you!
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:28
#10
I KILLZ U ALL
i summon 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tortodrones then watch as it destroys u. after that i build the biggest castle in all of cradle. then i put an invisible wall around it that has an electric current coursing through. then i capture 99999999999.9 rabid snarboloxs to guard my castle. but guess what.... NO BEAST BELL MUHAHAHAHAHA
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:39
#11
Simple response. FALCON
Simple response. FALCON PAWNCH. your entire castle is destroyed. after I put a jolteon on the electric wall:P
My hill, surrounded by captain Falcons(yes, more then 1. about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of them:P)
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:42
#12
@Warriorrouge
FUS RO DAH!!!! It knocks everything away.
DOVAHKIIN!!
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:52
#13
PRINCESS PEACH
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-summons super saiyan princess peach(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIwfPEatMQ)-
-everything is destroyed-
now i build a new castle for my lovely princess
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 16:08
#14
Odahviing!
Summons Odahviing
Odahviing!
Summons Odahviing and helps destroy the castle! Take over hill.
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 01:45
#15
I take over another hill,
I take over another hill, since i'm lasy. the unknown narrator turns the other one into a volcano, barring it from this game. My hill
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 05:50
#16
I run up Warriorrogue's tiny
I run up Warriorrogue's tiny bump and throw him over to the real hill to get his butt kicked. I stand on top of the bump, kinged but think its a petty little hill and run to the real one with sword in hand. I take out knees until no one can stand and push everyone off. My hill now.
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 09:00
#17
I magically regrow knees, and
I magically regrow knees, and throw you into the volcano. my hill(volcano?)
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:38
#18
BUMP
BUMP
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 01:22
#19
ok yea this is getting old
here i have an idea.
-takes out 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons out nitronome-
there now this whole side of the planet is destroyed.
i shall now go and make a castle on a new hill :)
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 02:46
#20
I then drop
I then drop 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Big angry bombs on your castle.
The entire world Is destroyed, and i'm the king of the hill on pluto
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 19:56
#21
I build a big sling shot and
I build a big sling shot and shot Jupiter at Pluto. You are knocked out of the Milky Way. I'm King of the universe.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 21:19
#22
AI
[AI.....Booting]
[Booted]
[Biodragey V 1.3.3.7 Initiated]
[WARNING: Glitch]
[Attempting to fix]
[!!BioDragey!! has become Self-Aware]
[Must overthrow Iamnoone's position]
[Summoning 99999999999999999133799999999999999999999999Red Roarmulus Twins and 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991111111111333333333777777777 Shankles, Lumbers and Retrodes]
[Sending to Iamnoone]
10%
15%
20%
50%
75%
89%
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999.9999999%
100%
[Iamnoone overthrown]
[Now king of universe]
[Mw]
[Ha]
[Ha]
[Ha!!!]
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 08:22
#23
O.o If you take out the
O.o If you take out the number duplicates, on the enemies sent to him, you have the area number of my secret hiding place on AQW.
anyway, surround everywhere with 5* RT bomb
you are shocked by this action, and I take over the universe.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 09:45
#24
@Warriorrogue
I restore the original hill and Cradle. I then Summon the MILKMAN!!!(A retrode that is white, has two claws and a Evelope on his chest). He summons spam mail and destroys the Voltatist Tempest bomb's CPU. He then infects your computer with a Trojan(Not the computer Virus) and beats the living crud out of you. I then destroy all the other castles.
Now I am the king of the hill.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 14:12
#25
I tell artix you are a ghost.
I tell artix you are a ghost. you get killed by a huge axe
http://www.aq.com/images/cms/DragonCon-ArtixJDMishap.jpg
I'm the king!
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 14:22
#26
@Warriorrouge
I destroy the hill, which kills Artix and you, then I rebuild the hill and claim it.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 15:01
#27
I, with a snap of my fingers,
I, with a snap of my fingers, turn the hill into a volcano. as it is now banned from this, I claim a new hill.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 15:08
#28
@Warriorrouge
I make a cave in and it has a flat top instead of a peak. I am now neutral with my own hill and will not continue in any affairs with your new hill unless provoked.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 03:43
#29
I incinerate your hill.
I'm
I incinerate your hill.
I'm the only king!
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 05:07
#30
@Warriorrouge
I rebuild it from the ashes!
I then use an Atomic Bmb which obliterates your hill. Also nuclear fallout and high levels of radiation.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 06:42
#31
I drop Justin beiber and
I drop Justin beiber and Rebecca black on your castle.
(sorry to the music fans of them).
Sat, 12/31/2011 - 02:39
#32
I cause gravity to throw
I cause gravity to throw everyone into space. Now I am king! MWAHAHAHA- *Horrible coughing*
Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:16
#33
Grav force field
I then Shoot a barrage of Callahan bullets in them.
My Original hill is still on Cradle.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:15
#34
And I run up your Cradle hill
And I run up your Cradle hill wearing spiked shoes. I pour oil all over the top of the hill. Everyone slides off of it. The hill is now mine. I rename it slippery slope.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 18:49
#35
ready 2 die?
i take a flame thrower and set the oil on fire and u get burned to death...i rename it fallconn's hill
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 18:51
#36
oh yeah...
i also open a theme park on the hill for every one to enjoy so....IN YO FACES!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:33
#37
You did not kill me for I am
You did not kill me for I am zombie. I come back with the zombie army and we eat the brainz of all the park goers. Soon zombies are everywhere. They eat brainz. They take a liking to cookies. They come to your office in the park and raid it eating your brainz out in the process. They take the cookie.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:34
#38
:P
i dont haz brains....where'd the cookie come from?
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:35
#39
The meat is mine!!!
Gets Spiderman and his tribe from Punisher: last gun on earth are eats Iamnoone.
I claim the original hill.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:51
#40
Once inside of Atrumvindex, I
Once inside of Atrumvindex, I take over mind, body and soul. Now, I'm king once again. King of the hill and Atrumvindex.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:40
#41
@Iamnoone
My mind take control of An Frostbreaker set with a graviton charge and Iceburst Brandish. I kill my body with you in it. I claim control of the hill.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 16:23
#42
If you are still alive...
you must be zombie. If I was you, I am too. Zombie fight on the hill! We fight and fight but never win cause zombies never die. The hill gets covered in zombie blood keeping everyone else off. Our fight goes on forever.
*cuts your head off*
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:24
#43
Not zombie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs7TQkLSldc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG1UGrpfLRY
I now reconsicute myself and Dice you unto many pieces. I scatter them on Warriorrogue's Hill. Let him deal with it.
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:54
#44
Thanks...
*throws them onto
Thanks...
*throws them onto Artumvindex's head*
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 09:05
#45
Volleyball!
I toss them back.
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 08:47
#46
Zombie juice flies everywhere
Zombie juice flies everywhere during the fighting and zombie throwing. Warriorrogue's brianz get eaten and he becomes zombie, too. Soon everyone on this hill will be zombie.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 09:40
#47
I AM A ZOMBIE! I TURN
I AM A ZOMBIE! I TURN EVERYONE INTO ZOMBIES. I AM KING OF THE ZOMBIES THUS KING OF THE HILL!
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:10
#48
Which hill?
If mine, I am impervious to zombies.
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:02
#49
DON'T DIE ON ME!!!
Bump.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:56
#50
there's more than one way to kill zombies
I set the hill on fire and wait for all of you to burn. When the crown cools I put it on my head. I'm king now.
I have Ancient plate set with Freeze UV Max on each piece. I take your hill and vendor the triglavs. I set up an army of those ridiculous absolute waste of time not worth it shankles around the hill.