did this to shotjeer: http://youtu.be/vY7b9Az6NGY
the hill is still lam's
/bury shotjeers body next to giza's fortress.
didn't bother putting gravestone.
anyways, your head is ripped up like that and your out of CE. you can't by any because i trap your ghost in another ghost busters vacuum cleaner. sold it for 1$ in a garage sale. As i already said in the previous post. Can hold even the strongest ghost.
King of the hill
/watches Piosionus' link
*shudders* ".....that was just plain nasty......"
/covers Little Jimmy's eyes
"Don't look at it my child!" =O
/comes in to check on Jimmie
/gives him food and clean water
/looks over at the fortress and gives them the bird
Awe crap!!!
He shot me!
/runs screaming with my hand shot off and blood flying everywhere
I show up again, and freezes gzilla, and has my guild help me pile 100 neutralizer, and biohazard charges on him, then blows him up. Then I go to the hill, move it to another personal dimension, remove all unwanted personnel of it, and claim it
My hill now~
I pick up the exploded remains of my backup dummy. /shrug. I throw a black hole grenade into the warp hole into the other dimension.
@ warriorrogue
you remove Jimmy and the other stuff! you must be stopped! >:O
/did this to warriorrogue: http://youtu.be/XQdz2DG71vI
/brings back the hill along with little jimmy, his pond, food tank, security system, and filter tank, before gzilla throws his black hole gernade
/escapes.
other dimension goes bye bye along with warriorrogue
/takes back the hill and reclaim it lamnoone's hill once again.
Whew....for a second there, I thought little Jimmy was done for!
/leaps
/bounds
/lands next to little Jimmy's pond
/hugs Jimmy tight
"Your safe now!"
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/gives Iam a shot in his hand of my special potato puree concoction
*Iam's hand is healed*
"There ya go!"
WOW! Thanks Immortous. You sure know how to use potatoes. Now, I'm going to hate telling you even more that I gave up my potato supply. We're going to have to start buying them.
Thanks Piosionus.
/hugs Piosionus then runs to Jimmie
Is he all right?
/hugs and kisses Jimmie
If they ever hurt you, it will be war. They and everyone they know and love will be destroyed.
Aw...no more free spuds? Now I'm gonna have to start rationing...
Oh well. No worries Iam! =D
~
/hides remaining potatoes under Jimmy's pond
Keep the valuables together!
/Lines up sights on Iam's foot
/fire at iam's foot
/laughs
/drinks 7-up
we must prepare for another attack like this
/set up turrets and many diamond defence towers all controlled by the high-tech defence system that i set up to counter every outcome they throw at us.
/builds a wall around the hill made from diamond.
defence system can identify the slightest sign of aggression even if it doesn't see it. Can do a X-ray scan to identify any dangerous tools or weapons. able to see if a person poses as a threat. able to read a person's mind to identify what use of a tool that a person will use it for.
people not affected by the defence system are me, lamnoone, and immortous
@ immortous: good idea of the rationing. we won't be ambush if we went to the grocery store. XD
@gzilla: /set up a shooting squad to shoot all of gzilla's limbs. http://youtu.be/FvMRitoPqW8
/drinks 7-up
I look outside the fortress, with its bullet proof windows and walls. Looks like that dummy will be out of commission for a while. Oh by the way, it seems that the local supply of 7-up has been contaminated by a dangerous toxin, that only i'm resistant to. /drinks 7-up
/gets a job at the 7-up bottling plant
/pees in all the bottles destined for the fortress.
/for shitz and giggles I add a few bugs to a bottle going into the general population
/brings home a few bottles
/stops at a hardware store and buys muratic acid and a glass funnel
He might have bullet proof windows and walls but...
/fills the bottles with the acid and throws them at the fortress
/the fortress smokes, bubbles then starts to melt
/sees Iam brought home some of that 7-up for us
"Ya know....I think I'll pass....Just in case O_O"
the firing squad is just a diversion. The real attack on gzilla's fortress is a squadron of AC 130s
the fortress is bullet proof but its not missle proof.
even if you have any ariel defense, the defence will eventually go off in flames
/AC 130 squadron destroys gzilla's fortress
/fortress explodes in a flames http://youtu.be/KC7zdZ00eZ4
you know i'm gonna pass on 7-up
/drinks sprite instead.
/put clean water into jimmies pond.
Nope. It's bomb proof, nothing you did actually affected my fort.
the big booming missles is also an diversion.
/tunnels under gzilla's fortress.
/triggers and puts a vortex time bomb
/escapes.
/bomb explodes
/fortress is no more
/continues to sip sprite
no matter if your fortress is indestructible, Even the strongest structures collapse if it's underground base is destroyed. i'm sorry but nothing isn't vortex time bomb proof. Even though the fortress has the sturdiest underground structures, the gravity of the vortex time bomb vaporizes it leaving the fortress it self to crumble.
This doesn't affect the hill because it was conviently out of the vortex time bomb's radius.
/goes for a swim with Jimmie
/puts a big rock in the middle of Jimmie's tank
/teaches him how to play peek a boo hiding behind the rock
Our 7-up is good, unless we got the bottle with bugs in it.
/packs up the soda in a box addressed to Gzilla with his mother's address for the return address.
/mails the box
Darn, I should have made the box explode when he opens it.
Explode? Then you would kill his mother! =O
OH NOES!
~
/invites some of my eel subjects over to play with Jimmy
He was looking a little lonely!
Jimmie teaches his friends to play peek a boo. When they leave, they'll teach two friends who will teach two friends and so on and so on...
before long, all the eels are playing peek a boo.
Bomb proof means actually bomb proof including the graviton, that never happened.
Jimmie should also try to socialize with other species.
After they leave he seems to be lonely again.
/invites a school of sardines to play with Jimmie https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja...
now get to know each other.
If they take over the pond, I'll take care of that
If there's too many sardines you can eat them if you like.
Uh...Jimmy might eat them sardines ya know.
You might wanna introduce a bigger species!
Hey anyone want to go to that new sushi place? They make great fried eel.
Like I said, I built an army of MOAB's from bloons tower defense to guard the hill for me, and then I invite immortous to join me on the hill. I have cookies. And poisonous chemicals. :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You fiend! D=
/throws potato at Gzilla
/lines up sights
/shoots explosive chemical in the base
/chemicals explode
/moabs catch on fire and explode
/Lord dies in the fire
/sends grappling hook to Immortous
/Problem solved
sure i would like to join you on the hill.
I already set up a defence system to defend all out comes in the previous post so i think the army of MOABs won't be necessary for guarding the hill. Only betray you if you do any harm to jimmie
@ gzilla
i think we have to do this the hard way. You leave me no choice but i think we must counter attack
you and your fiendish ways must come to a stop!
/ drops these guys: http://youtu.be/WOl7DmsfhKU , http://youtu.be/wZZ7oFKsKzY, http://youtu.be/kffacxfA7G4, http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ, and http://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 in gzilla's chimneys to terrorize gzilla in the fortress can't kick them out, they will always find a way back in.
AHA! the defence system can determine every possible outcome.
/defence system change the air current and redirects the explosive chemicals at gzilla.
You do realize he kicked jimmy off the hill along with Iam right?
Pfft. Gas mask. Nice fail trolling with the videos snarby, come up with something better next time.
/walks into Jimmie's pond
/sees a shadowy eel swimming
/sees through the window
/saw little Jimmie on dirt and suffocating to death
/ runs over and put him in a bucket of water
/rush over and puts him in the pond
psst immortous, i hate to say it but i think gzilla is right. Lord had kicked everyone. By everyone it also mean jimmie
jimmie doesn't look like this: http://www.takegreatpictures.com/app/webroot/content/2010_images/2008/02...
he looks like this: http://constancehotels.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/moray-eel_weird_wildl...
/kicks lord off the hill
/keeps other eel to keep Jimmie company
/names other eel bob
/e sits on a rock and wonders who jimmy is.
/e decides he doesn't care and hatches an evil plan.
/e activates recon cloak and sneaks in the fort.
/e finds an eel in a glass of water and looks at it.
/e walks away from the eel and sets a bomb next to some highly explosive poisonous chemicals
/e rigs a detonator to bomb
/e decides to take the eel with me so it doesn't get blown up
/e sneaks out of the fort and blows it up.
/e sits next to hill (I'm not on it) with the eel in a newly bought aquarium and puts up a sign, "toxic sniper for hire."
/e stomach growls loudly
/e looks at the eel with a hungry look in my eyes
/e notices that everyone is looking at me
/e looks at the eel again and decides it isn't worth it
/e eats a rock covered in hot sauce. CRUNCH. CRUNCH.
One does not simply take an eel from my kingdom! =O
/Snatches eel away
/Sets eel loose in my kingdom
"You're free, my child!"
Also I saved the eel from blowing up when I blew up the fort on the hill. But since immortous likes that eel for some reason ill just drop it. I buy a cat. I name it puffy. I sit down and pet my new cat while waiting for someone to hire me and my squad of sniper monkeys. I eat another rock because I'm hungry. I feed my cat some fish I caught in a pond. And don't worry guys, I checked, my cat DID NOT eat any eels.
i also have the other eel who is named bob to keep jimmie company: http://www.takegreatpictures.com/app/webroot/content/2010_images/2008/02...
/thinks why defense system didn't defend from lord's attacks
/realizes mistake: forgot to attach a on button
/head palm my self
/ found another hill for settlement: http://wallpapersfor.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/house_on_a_hill_1920x...
hey immortous and lam, follow me
/takes jimmie and bob to the new hill
i know this hill isn't as grand as the last one but how about make a settlement on that one for now.
Uh I know I might have hurt your eel but I didn't mean to and it was a accident, I just showed up, took the hill (because that's what I was supposed to do), and I didn't know anything about this Jimmie or Bob eels. So can we be friends now or can you at least forgive me? I swear it was an accident.
I have no idea what everyone's doing here, so I think I'll just parachute down and land on the hill. Sound good? Good.
/swims out of the ocean and crawls up the beach
Immortous, I tried as hard as I could but I couldn't find jimmie anywhere. I need to rest a bit and I'll try again.
/eats candy and gets a sugar rush
/jumps back in the ocean
lam i found jimmie along with another eel to keep him company
/use heat signature to find lam and immortous
/ tell them about the new hill for settlement
/grives jimmie along with the other eel bob to immortous
Follow me guys
@ lord of dragos
i forgive you and it was just a mistake. To be a ally of the company, you must prove yourself.
a task to prove yourself trustworthy is to put salamander man and his friends in a sack and deliver them to gzilla where ever he's settling.
any questions about who these guys are , heres the answer: http://youtu.be/_3vyXZRFIhk
so can we shake on that?
/finds jimmie wrapped around his ell friend
Hey Piosionus, that was a girl ell you gave to jimmie.
I captured them and delivered them to gzilla's fort.
Don't ask how.
I l-lost a lot of troops.
/e shudders at the memory of the fight
I hope that was enough to make us allies.
Salamander man O_o.....say, aren't those the same people from the original Harlem Shake video?
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Ooooh Jimmie's got himself a girlfriend! ;D
PFFT. Drago 's lying. All I got delivered to the fort were kittens. They go great with BBQ sauce.
new page yay.
ANYWAYS
I dropkick it.