You want to talk about inappropriate? I'm pretty sure the "R" word is considered profanity in-game so you can't use it on the forum either. I don't know what's funnier, the fact that your insults are so lacking, or the fact that you're taking this so seriously, it's a game, calm down bro. /snipes Drago. Job done. /Goes back to eating popcorn
King of the hill
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:03
#652
Wow
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:13
#653
The only thing is.......
I LOVE cats on real life. I take stuff serious when people do.... Whatever is bad.... To them. Uhhhhh.
Yeah.......guess I did overreact a bit, sorry.
Sorry about that but back to the game.
/e dodges sniper shot
/e finds cover while my team of monkeys shoot at you
/e waits for 10 minutes while gzilla and my monkeys shoot at each other
/e lines up a shot
/e sniper gzilla 3 times with my own special breed of sniper round, 50cal, outer layer is covered with poison, incinerator rounds.
They burn your body while your immune system is attacked by the poison
And the bullets...those just hurt going in.
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:28
#654
^ won't hurt a cat...
but a Gzilla is fair game. XD
/hands LOD a gas can
Keep 'em burning until the bones are gone.
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:40
#655
Thanks lam
/e burns gzilla's bones
Ok that was easy
/e feeds bones to my pet wolvers
Ok so what now
Snanby can I join you now?
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:54
#656
@ lord of dragos
congratulations you are a ally now. :D
welcome to the group
/ode to joy starts playing http://youtu.be/Wod-MudLNPA
/fire works started: http://youtu.be/Xy_9bx6U8_0
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 11:03
#657
D=
But...But...
You just killed our only opposition....what are we gonna do now?
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 11:33
#658
waiting......
might take a while for someone new to join this thread. The next new comer is our new opposition.
i think gzilla would try to find a way to counter.
/sips tea
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 13:13
#659
NO NO!
/appear
/understand he is now the new opposition
/steal Gzilla fortress
/summon an army of vog,tortodrone and snarbolax to protect Gzilla fortress
/destroy all beast bell in the world
/eat Gzilla popcorn
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 14:08
#660
Seriously stop stealing my stuff.
/Self destructs fortress
/problem solved
/builds new fortress
/eats bacon
You guys should seriously stop killing my stand ins, do you realize how much they cost?
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 14:37
#661
Hey guys did we ever build a fort?
I hire some monkey engineers. They build us a giant house/fort/castle thing.
Everyone design your own room, because I don't know what you want.
The fort comes with.....
Energy shields
Backup energy shields
Pizza place
My room, lam's room, snarby's room, immortous's room, and whoever else is with us, they also get a room.
Bacon place
Monkey's house
Pet room
Training room
Pet training room (in desperate times, even our pets will fight)
Monkey villages (outside main fort). Each comes with some monkeys, wooden walls, sentry guns, and anti-air hydra rocket pod missiles.
Main hall
Armory
Secret training place that no one knows about except me and my monkey snipers
Add more rooms if ya want guys.
Don't come in my room. Unless you want to.
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 15:19
#662
MY HILL!!!
/survive to the destruction of the fortress
/get out of the debri
/put little jimies and his girlfriend in the oceans
/destroy evrything on the hill
/build a fortress on the hill
/make my army protect my fortress
/eat sausage
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 16:22
#663
I get a bulldozer and move to
I get a bulldozer and move to somewhere where you will never find it
I put a flag with a snarby on the hill somewhere
everything on the hill is now mine
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 17:20
#664
ah some action
/i was walking down town and notice pi moving the hill
/ put on ear muffs
/put on earmuffs on lord's, immortous, and lam's ears
/ unleash my weapon: http://youtu.be/kffacxfA7G4
/destroys pi and popxid's brain
/take back the hill
/move the hill with pi's bulldozer to somewhere that can only be revealed to those who are chosen
/ swims in the ocean and fetch jimmie and his girl friend back to the pond
/ puts defence system
/turns on the on button this time
/drinks sprite
fire ion cannons at gzilla's fortress
ok, if popxid and pi survive the weapon, you can fight for the crater
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 17:21
#665
@Snarby
Seriously. Stop attacking me I haven't done anything recently. /reflects Ion cannons at the crater where popo and Pi are.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 04:15
#666
/become a zombie whit no
/become a zombie whit no brain
/walk saying ''BRAIN''
/get two brain from a mad scientist
/put one brain in my head
Ah its better
/put the other brain in Pipipipi head
/make team whit Pipipipi
/gives steak to Pipipipi
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 06:05
#667
@ Gzilla
Stop attacking you? You haven't done anything recently!?!
No, and yes you have. You are our nemesis. Without you who are we going to fight to protect the hill from, ourselves?
/punches self in the face
/kicks self off the hill
/runs up the hill
/kicks self back off the the hill
Jimmie sees this and becomes confused and scared.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:15
#668
both the hill and the zombie
both the hill and the zombie me collapes
they were fake
me and my gold trojan (see steal the cookie game) are somewhere where you will never find us
we also have the cookie with us
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:27
#669
Nope
I contact a GM and they remove the golden trojan and ban you for hacking, you can't just GET a golden trojan. I send the cookie back to its appropriate thread.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:34
#670
but I exited the game with it
but I exited the game with it the GMs can't do anything about it when it exits the game
I find a computer and start typing what I am typing
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:29
#671
Fail
No, GM's can still ban you when you're offline.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:32
#672
no, what I mean was my
no, what I mean was my character and the gold trojan and the hill got outside of the game and into real life
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:34
#673
BLOCKED
Then you can't control the hill since it exists in-game. /Prevents Pi from re-accessing the game forever
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:37
#674
I hack into nick's account
I hack into nick's account and un ban pipi. I move this over it as the defense for the hill
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:39
#675
I ask Doom-Xx to make a dark
I ask Doom-Xx to make a dark aura around the fort that kills anyone who touches it that is not on my team
he does
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:42
#676
Simple
I just erase you guys from existence, so nothing you did on this thread actually happened. Kthxbai.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:45
#677
U need to put effort into
U need to put effort into those posts dude
I'm still here
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:46
#678
It almost seemed like someone posted here,
My bad, no ones here.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:46
#679
how do you do that?
gos back
how do you do that?
gos back and saves self
puts hill in the middle of me and doom's massive dimention from the cookie thread
that happened to be right where the cookie is
I also combine the fort with the cursed wildwoods to make a huge cursed wildwoods
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:48
#680
Just keep it simple
Actually if you're erased from existence you can't save yourself since you never existed, so no.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:50
#681
acually you created a rip in
acually you created a rip in the fabric of time
if you killed me before you would have never bothered to kill me
you fall in the rip to who knows where
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:52
#682
Actually
Erasing someone from existence won't create a rip in time, because I would've removed you fully from the continuum thus leaving no hole.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:57
#683
Ur cheating
It never
Ur cheating
It never happened so u got killed by the base in 0.000000000000000001 seconds
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:58
#684
no, If I never existed, you
no, If I never existed, you would never have bothered to erase me
so yeah, I still exist
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 14:02
#685
Naw
Still here. You're the one that's gone. And if Pi wants to pull that "alternate dimension" cheap shot I'll just keep doing this. Actually that logic doesn't work, I actually WOULD erase you completely, and it would just be that I would never remember you. Actually why am I even fighting with you guys? I'm not even ON the hill, not my problem.
/drinks 7-up
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 14:01
#686
We still exist remember? It's
We still exist remember? It's impossible, even for me to completely erase someone from existence.
So yeah, I revive pipi
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 17:03
#687
think about it,
if you kill
think about it,
if you kill your ansister bbefore he/she has babys, what happens?
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:25
#688
The ancestor can be revived,
The ancestor can be revived, and everything will be back to normal
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:40
#689
no I mean in real life
no I mean in real life
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 20:20
#690
apparently this thread doesn't like staying on topic
I nuke the base from space and then ODST down onto the hill. :3
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 08:01
#691
mean while...
I restore our hill, defense systems and reinforce them, refill the pool and tanks etc. Jimmie and his girlfriend get put back in their home. Their food supply is refilled. The glass doom from the Simpsons Movie is installed over our hill. Military units are hired and in place shoulder to shoulder around the perimeter of the doom. Attack helicopters fly over head.
I think we are protected.
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 12:41
#692
"Sigh"
/e snipes every ODST pod before they can land. They blow up.
/e snipes nuke in mid-air.
/e activates hill energy shield.
/e shield takes full brunt of nuke blast. It is left at 1% charge after nuke.
/e activates extra energy shield defenses.
/e summons Pipipipipi.
/e feeds him steak.
Hey lam, I found a dog. Can we keep him?
(P.S. me and pipipipipi are friends)
(2nd P.S. just feed him lots of steak.)
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 13:58
#693
hold on a second
Is there more than one hill or something?
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 14:08
#694
^
Nope. Me, Iam, and Piosionus have been on the hill for awhile now. LoD joined us too I believe. So it's one hill, 4 people, and little Jimmy and his girlfriend.
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 14:14
#695
hmmm, ok.
In that case, I shoot an EMP sniper round at the hill, disabling the energy shield. The round also contained a marker, linked with Arkanum. (remember the quantum sword? :D) I use Arkanum to slice open a dimensional portal next to me, and I step out on the other side where the marker is. Namely, on top of the hill.
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 14:49
#696
I put the hill in the In the
I put the hill in the In the dimention covered in darkness (see post 679) people O_O
I still have the hill since you can't get in
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 15:03
#697
Darkness disrupts Arkanum
Darkness disrupts Arkanum portals. And darkness is immune to all
And PS if you killed and ancestor then his great great great great great great grandson wouldn't have existed in the first place. I'm saying you can't wipe someone who existed before out completely
Luckily, I was born when the universe started (in da game o course)
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 15:33
#698
Uh
I have plan to get back on hill guys.
(Even though I think we're still on it I'm doing this just in case we're not.)
Enters darkness because I'm pipipipipi's friend.
I feed pipipipipi some more steak.
/e shuts off darkness generator
/e boots Doom-Xx off hill
/e makes everything normal
Bad pipipipipi! Don't kick my group off da hill!
Espicelly Jimmie.
Now, be a good wolver and and chase off intruders.
/e feeds pipipipipi some more steak. Also some chicken.
Hey guys! The hill is ours again!
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 15:39
#699
your not my friend, so you
your not my friend, so you died when you tried to enter, if you somehow did, you will die from drowning cuz our dimention is full of water, Doom is the one who made the darkness
and how did you go through our army and dungeon and stuff?
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 15:41
#700
you were a temperary friend,
you were a temperary friend, until Doom came back, I betrayed you
also, next poster is on page 15
Don't you know that your lie about eating cats is very inappropriate.
Also I would never harm a cat. (Because I own 2 ya retard)
I lost about 50 of my monkeys getting those guys. /e shudders at the memory....again.
Would guys believe that derp or me?
Think about it.
Also he WAS the one that pretended to eat Jimmie.