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Mon, 05/13/2013 - 17:36
#701
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Doom-Xx
I come back with an angry

I come back with an angry face and a boot mark

I kick Lord so hard his face breaks

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 18:02
#702
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I throw anyone who is in who

I throw anyone who is in who is not part of our army or us into the darkness

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 18:41
#703
Lord-Of-Dragos
You..... Little...... @$%#!

I use stuff to get rid of darkness. (Don't. Ask. How.)
/e rages at doom
/e rips off doom's face, kicks him in the balls (like tex kicking grif.) and sniper shots him in the brain 1000000000 times in 10 seconds.
/e throws doom in different dimension while god banns him from this one.
I kick pipipipi off hill.
I thought you were my friend.......
I rebuild our fort and Jimmies pond.
Hey guys its safe now!
I pet my cat.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 04:46
#704
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmmm......

/e sets up a factory next to our fort
Yay!
Now we can produce defenses and stuff.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 05:03
#705
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Doom-Xx
When u tried to kick me I

When u tried to kick me I grab your leg and throw you off

And I own your factory now

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:34
#706
Lord-Of-Dragos
No.

You in different dimension, and your banned from re-entering our dimension.
If you still in our dimension, I throw you into alternate dimension and god bans you from re-entering ours.
Done.
Hill is ours.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:06
#707
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Doom-Xx
I bypass the barrier or

I bypass the barrier or whatever and destroy the entire dimension and move the hill to my sealed dimension where If anyone goes in they die

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:27
#708
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor
I enter while having a Star

I enter while having a Star effect (http://www.mariowiki.com/Star). Now I can't be killed. I then touch you so that you fall of the screen. Now I have the hill (the star effect will die out in post 710. HINT: I can be trapped but not killed in star mode).

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:38
#709
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Star effect cant overpower

Star effect cant overpower darkness,

you lost one of your 3 lives

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:13
#710
Klipik's picture
Klipik

It is an unbreakable rule of the internet that one with Star Power cannot be killed by anything except falling off cliffs, so Usevn is still alive. Unfortunately for him, he is standing on a spring-loaded floor plate. I activate the plate, causing him to be flung 1,000m into the air. With the force equivalent to falling off a cliff, Usevn smashes into the ground and is killed. I take the hill in his place.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:47
#711
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Doom-Xx
Well, you TRY to take the

Well, you TRY to take the hill before you disintegrate from the darkness

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 17:14
#712
Lord-Of-Dragos
Doom

You can't bypass god.
You never had hill.
GOD RULES OVER ALL.
Your case is invalid.
I take the hill.
And invite my team back.
Your safe now, Jimmie!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 17:29
#713
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
God doesn't exist Your case

God doesn't exist

Your case is invalid and I still own the hill

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 17:38
#714
Klipik's picture
Klipik
oh!

I teleport the hill out from under the base, to under my feet.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 17:46
#715
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
it is still in our dimention,

it is still in our dimention, we rule that dimention so god can't ban us from it

you can't get rid off the darkness, right after you go in you would have drowned

the darkness disrupts the teloport, making it teloport something else

you teloport lava under your feet and die

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 03:50
#716
Lord-Of-Dragos
I throw a nuke and your hill

I throw a nuke and your hill blows up.
We go to a different hill.
(Stop with the "darkness" crap, that's just stupid and annoying.)

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 04:56
#717
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
^ too stupid and annoying

I take jimmie and his girlfriend and relocate to the coral reef along the coast of Jamaica.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 12:38
#718
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I nuke Jamaica

I nuke Jamaica

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 18:10
#719
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
.

/Come whit Warmaster Rocket Hammer.
/Laught at Doom-Xx because it failled to nuke jamaica.
/Smash Doom-Xx.
/Give jimmie and his girlfriend to Lamnoone.
/Say to Lamnoone to put jimmie and his girlfriend into a secure place.
/Reset the hill.
/Take the hill.
/Build fortresse on the hill.
/Drink milk

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 18:20
#720
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
your nuke can't penatreat our

your nuke can't penatreat our darkness forcefeild (we have ours and you have yours)

gos do doom, revives

digs under hill

hill falls down into the tunnel I dug

you are no longer king of the hill because there is no hill

I use the dirt I dug to make anouther hill, inside a giant dungeon with inpenetrable walls and floors and ceilings (and lots of enemys and loot and some chests of course, anyone who comes in that isn't me or doom is forced to switch to proto gear, the only gear you can use is found in the dungeon. I decide what you get, and me and Doom are the boss, there is also a gold trojan in the dungeon, going everywhere)

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 18:34
#721
Lord-Of-Dragos
I don't care.

I enter dungeon and use my powers to keep my gear.
Gold enemies are banned. Therefore, Trojan doesn't exist.
I punch you in face and drop kick you two off da hill. I leave the hill.
HILL IS OPEN!

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 18:56
#722
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I take it and put this on it

I take it and put this on it for defense and surround it with a dark aura that kills anyone who gets near

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:36
#723
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I kick Lord out, take all his

I kick Lord out, take all his equiptment except proto, and unban gold trojan

there

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:30
#724
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
We need a rule set...

No Time/alt world Travel

No Overpowered Attacks (1 nuke is fine however it has a 25 post cooldown)

Seniority Rules (People that posted before your first post have Authority.)

No muti-hills

No banning any support troops (except gold, sorry we can't defeat gold troops)

Continue.....

EDIT: No moving the hill, and you're Not allowed to mess with the posts before you.

if the next page comes Refer to POST 724.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 08:17
#725
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

You know, I think you'll be waiting a really long time if you think Iam is going to accept the hill.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:21
#726
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I don't want the hill. I

I don't want the hill. I think Doom or Gzilla should get it first. :P

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:47
#727
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I stab Gzilla in the back,

I stab Gzilla in the back, killing him or her

lamnoone gives doom the hill

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 20:54
#728
Klipik's picture
Klipik

Can we add to the rules: no dictating other peoples' actions, unless we have control over them as obtained in a post? ex: I cannot say "Iamnoone gives me the hill", but I can say "I mind control Iamnoone and order her to give me the hill".

Now on to the game... who has the hill? Doom, Iam, Gzilla, or Pi? Or can I have it?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 21:25
#729
Lord-Of-Dragos
Screw this!

I spawn 1000 vile deadnaughts.
I spawn 4000 drools.
I then capture the hill with my undead toxic army.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 21:33
#730
Klipik's picture
Klipik
well regardless, I guess LoD is trying to take it.

I Shivermist spam around the hill, stopping the army in its tracks. Then I activate my pre-placed land mines all around the hill, blowing your army to smithereens.

My Hill.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 01:19
#731
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Taking it back

Finally. That other dimension/superpower/power playing crap was getting pretty annoying. I proceed to snipe Doom and Pi. I then launch an ICBM at the hill. Boom. I just wasted the nuke, on the FIFTH POST.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:42
#732
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmmmm

I hire some backup.
My monkeys fire 10000 BADS missiles at the hill.
:D
(Not weapon of mass destruction, but used in large numbers yes.)
The hill is Invincible so it isn't destroyed by missiles

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:57
#733
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
/appear (again) /smash

/appear (again)
/smash Lord-Of-Dragos whit my WRH
/take the hill
/build a fort on the hill
/put an army of tortodrone and tortomega to protect the hill.
/drink apple juice

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 05:03
#734
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
@Gzilla

I think you have Authority to change the rules a bit....

Anyways, the tortodrones may be OP but it is an defense, im allowing it.

/e Stays away from that hill unless I want to get barraged by rock missiles.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 07:25
#735
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I radiate snarbolax

I radiate snarbolax 3578901386029475294819879018457239374290 times

I send my huge army of rabid snarbolaxes to destroy the tortledrones

they tear everything up

I build a base on the hill and hope a divine creature doesn't strike

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:41
#736
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
I send explosive cupcakes

I send explosive cupcakes that explode with soundwaves down on the hill

all snarbolaxes are dead and so are your base

I dig deep down and throw the hill into cupcake hell

hill is now being ruled by Cupcake-Devil

hill will go back to it's origonal spot when captured

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:51
#737
Klipik's picture
Klipik

Can we add also to the rule set, "No moving the hill"? Please?

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:53
#738
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Actually theoretically Pi's

Actually theoretically Pi's post shouldn't count, he just miraculously walked off me sniping him. But back to the point, I release a jar full of ants, they eat every single cupcake they can find. While everything is in chaos I walk up and claim the hill. It gets teleported back aboveground.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:57
#739
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not aprove!!!

you find a bunch of cupcake bombs, they explode and launch you into space

I claim the hill

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:01
#740
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I messed with one of the cupcake bomb's timers, so it went off after you got on the hill. You are vaporized and I take your place.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:10
#741
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
I am immune to cupcakes the

I am immune to cupcakes

the bomb did nothing to me

I throw cupcake bombs in your face which explode and make you go far away

I build a cupcake castle defended by cupcake angels and cupcake landmines

and cupcake cannons 2

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 09:13
#742
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
@Cupcake

I don't think you're allowed to mess with the posts before you. So we'll just pretend Cupcake got blasted off somewhere. I then set up a explosives around the hill, causing a fault line to collapse, so Klip is buried under the remains of the hill, leaving a bit smaller hill, that's a bit less green. I step up and claim it.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 11:01
#743
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
my secret cupcake rocket

my secret cupcake rocket under the hill blasted the hill into the air, and made it come back down, grassy sided first, the side Gzilla was on, it squishes him and he is stuck under the hill
I go up and claim the hill which looks like a giant pile of dirt with a upsidedown huge cupcake on it now

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 11:13
#744
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

I grab unholy water, and splash it all over Cupcake-God, draining him of his power

I kick him off the hill and throw the giant cupcake at him

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 12:20
#745
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Piosionus-Snarby
the return of the piosionous-snarby

@ lam, immortous, lord- sorry i havn't been around. I notice the population of oppositions are increasing and getting restless.

meh, that hill was only a temporary settlement. the oppositions can fight over it. l agree with lam, they can fight over that one.
Temporary settlement: http://wallpapersfor.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/house_on_a_hill_1920x...
permanent settlement : http://www.poteauchamber.com/Portals/0/CavanalHillJimAnderson.jpg
nice flower pasture right?
/carry lam, immortous, and lord's luggage along with jimmie and his girl friend to the the hill
/hike up the hill
/build a fortress on top of it
http://hyperactiveproductions.net/LOTS/devdiary/world1/foghold-sketch.jpg

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 12:34
#746
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
^Nope

The rules state that there are no multiple hills.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 12:46
#747
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

So there's the hill being fought over, and then there's the hill me, Iam, Snarby, and LoD live on. This is gonna get real confusing, real fast. O_o
I agree with Gzilla on this one.

/catches up to Snarby
/helps carry the luggage

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 13:01
#748
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Gzilla, Has Seniority, Sorry, the second hill has to go...

So, How do you remove the second hill.....

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 13:30
#749
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

Like so.

/removes second hill

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 15:14
#750
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I sit on top of the first hill with binoculars, watching everyone fight over the hill that doesn't even count.

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