Before and After Game

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
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Iamnoone throw up is not very effective.

I destroy cradle and Doom-Xx.

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Iamnoone
You killed a man who was pantless. xD

I take Doom's underpants.

Pictures of his half naked body are being posted on the web.

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Doom-Xx
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I send a virus deleting the pictures

I see a knight opening my booby trapped Iron Lockbox

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Immortous
Ant-loaf

You're looking in a mirror.

I laugh at your failure.
/lol

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Doom-Xx
I get angry I give you a

I get angry

I give you a booby trapped winterfest prize box and you realized it was bound to YOU

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Iamnoone
Defends Immortous

I run in and push Immortous away from the winterfest prize box.

I open it and blow myself up.

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Immortous
/gasp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

Iamnoone is reincarnated into a ladybug.

I stick him in a jar for safekeeping. =(

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Doom-Xx
I stab Immortus the Trojan in

I stab Immortus the Trojan in the back with my Final Flourish killing him

I revive Iamnoone and turn him back into a Gremlin. I then tell him not to save Immortus

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Klipik

I use an Acheron charge on Iamnoone, who dies.

GM Cronus enters a Lockdown match with GM armor and the Banstick.

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Doom-Xx
He owns everyone I take off

He owns everyone

I take off Cronus's helmet

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
Trolling you as always

Cronus kills Doom-Xx

I destroy Cronus's helmet.

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Doom-Xx
You realize he is bald He

You realize he is bald

He bans you.

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Immortous
Cronus is starting to sound like Vader to meh.... O_o

We celebrate.

Luke leaves Cronus in the Death Star and flies off before it explodes.

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Doom-Xx
Cronus finds another helmet

Cronus finds another helmet and chases Luke

He bans Luke

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Klipik

Luke is OK with that because he never played SK anyway.

Hyperion hits Cronus with the Ban Stick.

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Immortous
Ant-loaf

Cronus releases a mass a saliva into Hyperion's general vicinity.

I hand them a mop.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
I destroy Immortous I destroy

I destroy Immortous

I destroy everything, the end

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Doom-Xx
We start over, your trolling

We start over, your trolling has no effect

I throw a sponge at the street

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Iamnoone
Street people kick your

Street people kick your butt.

I see this and choke on my deep laughter.

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Doom-Xx
You pass out I hire an ugly

You pass out

I hire an ugly and smelly hobo to give you mouth to mouth respiration

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
I kick your hobo so hard that

I kick your hobo so hard that it flies to Isora.

I hire a 9001 level dragon to protect me.

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Iamnoone
I get a pretty dragon,

I get a pretty dragon, wearing red lipstick, to lure your dragon away.

They make babies and give me an army of dragons.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
Then they decided to eat a

Then they decided to eat a gremlin called "Iamnoone".

I give you a banana.

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Doom-Xx
I eat it I make a clay dragon

I eat it

I make a clay dragon

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Immortous
Deja Vu!!!

I throw an eel on it.

It cracks.

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Doom-Xx
And it shatters I give you

And it shatters

I give you some gum

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
I grab the gun. I shoot it to

I grab the gun.

I shoot it to a generic bush.

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Iamnoone
Yo, dude! That wasn't cool.

Yo, dude! That wasn't cool. You shot the guy standing behind the bush, peeing, in the wienie.

Dude's gang goes on a Fleet-Miss-Gun hunt.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
The gangs is killed by an

The gangs is killed by an army of zombie.

Then a zombie apocalypse happens.

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Iamnoone
Blood flies everywhere as

Blood flies everywhere as heads are cracked and brains are eaten.

The zombies make their way into haven.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
The zombies bite all

The zombies bite all knights.

All knights turn into zombie.

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Iamnoone
The knight zombies go looking

The knight zombies go looking for more brains to eat.

They go to other game sites.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
HHG

I throw a holy hand grenade to all knights.

The giant is angry and a giant apocalyspe happens.

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Persef
The giant apocalypse was

The giant apocalypse was suppose to be caused by a meteor, that meteor got angry and hit the giant. Making him die.

The giant fell and caused a huge tsunami.

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Doom-Xx
It steeped a whale on

It steeped a whale on shore

The Whale farts on Iamnoone

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Iamnoone
I turn green. Aliens mistake

I turn green.

Aliens mistake me for one of them and take me away.

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Doom-Xx
I blast the UFO and see you

I blast the UFO and see you unconscious

I hire a hot girl to give you mouth to mouth respiration

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Immortous
Mojo-beef

I hide Iamnoone's body!
I lie on the floor and pretend to be Iamnoone... =P

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Iamnoone
Hot girl resuscitates

Hot girl resuscitates Immortous.

Hot girl goes back to the drag queen contest being held at the bar next door.

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
I saw Iamnoone standing

I saw Iamnoone standing there.

I use my VATS and headshot Iamnoone with my Licoln Reapeter

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Doom-Xx
I watch I fall asleep bored

I watch

I fall asleep bored

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Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

A truck runs over Doom-Xx.

I call 911. When they ask me what the problem is, I shout "THERE THERE THERE ON THE ROAD RUN OVER BY A TRUCK THERE THERE...." and point at Doom-Xx and jump repeatedly up and down.

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Klipik

911 hangs up on you because they think you're insane.

I turn the truck back around and run it at you.

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Immortous
Mojo-beef

I throw an eel at the windshield.

I record you as you crash.

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Doom-Xx
The real me comes and watches

The real me comes and watches you record

I yell out " whoever destroyed my dummy is gonna pay!"

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
Bad choice to start.

I headshot Doom-Xx with my Licoln repeater.

I quickly enter my TARDIS by using my TARDIS account: DoctorWhoRules, and a giant is angry about this and sings Rick roll.

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Doom-Xx
I shoot randomly with a

I shoot randomly with a Sentenza

I hit Fleet in the face

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Fleet-Miss-Gun
I'm still alive. I make a

I'm still alive.

I make a wish someone reply my post in corrupt a wish.

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Immortous

But I laugh in your face instead.

Fleet runs away in terror.

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Iamnoone
Fleet runs so fast, he didn't

Fleet runs so fast, he didn't see the utility pole he ran into.

Immortous wishes he was there to see it.