Spiral Knights - Before and After Game

Before and After Game

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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 06:59

#701

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Iamnoone throw up is not very effective.

I destroy cradle and Doom-Xx.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 07:41

#702

Iamnoone

You killed a man who was pantless. xD

I take Doom's underpants.

Pictures of his half naked body are being posted on the web.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:48

#703

Doom-Xx

I send a virus deleting the pictures

I see a knight opening my booby trapped Iron Lockbox

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:21

#704

Immortous

Ant-loaf

You're looking in a mirror.

I laugh at your failure.
/lol

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:56

#705

Doom-Xx

I get angry I give you a

I get angry

I give you a booby trapped winterfest prize box and you realized it was bound to YOU

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 18:24

#706

Iamnoone

Defends Immortous

I run in and push Immortous away from the winterfest prize box.

I open it and blow myself up.

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:41

#707

Immortous

/gasp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

Iamnoone is reincarnated into a ladybug.

I stick him in a jar for safekeeping. =(

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 14:58

#708

Doom-Xx

I stab Immortus the Trojan in

I stab Immortus the Trojan in the back with my Final Flourish killing him

I revive Iamnoone and turn him back into a Gremlin. I then tell him not to save Immortus

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 14:54

#709

Klipik

I use an Acheron charge on Iamnoone, who dies.

GM Cronus enters a Lockdown match with GM armor and the Banstick.

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 19:31

#710

Doom-Xx

He owns everyone I take off

He owns everyone

I take off Cronus's helmet

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 23:17

#711

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Trolling you as always

Cronus kills Doom-Xx

I destroy Cronus's helmet.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:16

#712

Doom-Xx

You realize he is bald He

You realize he is bald

He bans you.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:25

#713

Immortous

Cronus is starting to sound like Vader to meh.... O_o

We celebrate.

Luke leaves Cronus in the Death Star and flies off before it explodes.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:06

#714

Doom-Xx

Cronus finds another helmet

Cronus finds another helmet and chases Luke

He bans Luke

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:15

#715

Klipik

Luke is OK with that because he never played SK anyway.

Hyperion hits Cronus with the Ban Stick.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:42

#716

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Cronus releases a mass a saliva into Hyperion's general vicinity.

I hand them a mop.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 09:11

#717

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I destroy Immortous I destroy

I destroy Immortous

I destroy everything, the end

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:08

#718

Doom-Xx

We start over, your trolling

We start over, your trolling has no effect

I throw a sponge at the street

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:45

#719

Iamnoone

Street people kick your

Street people kick your butt.

I see this and choke on my deep laughter.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:41

#720

Doom-Xx

You pass out I hire an ugly

You pass out

I hire an ugly and smelly hobo to give you mouth to mouth respiration

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 01:33

#721

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I kick your hobo so hard that

I kick your hobo so hard that it flies to Isora.

I hire a 9001 level dragon to protect me.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 06:50

#722

Iamnoone

I get a pretty dragon,

I get a pretty dragon, wearing red lipstick, to lure your dragon away.

They make babies and give me an army of dragons.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 07:27

#723

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Then they decided to eat a

Then they decided to eat a gremlin called "Iamnoone".

I give you a banana.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:25

#724

Doom-Xx

I eat it I make a clay dragon

I eat it

I make a clay dragon

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 17:48

#725

Immortous

Deja Vu!!!

I throw an eel on it.

It cracks.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 19:58

#726

Doom-Xx

And it shatters I give you

And it shatters

I give you some gum

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:18

#727

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I grab the gun. I shoot it to

I grab the gun.

I shoot it to a generic bush.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 06:43

#728

Iamnoone

Yo, dude! That wasn't cool.

Yo, dude! That wasn't cool. You shot the guy standing behind the bush, peeing, in the wienie.

Dude's gang goes on a Fleet-Miss-Gun hunt.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:03

#729

Fleet-Miss-Gun

The gangs is killed by an

The gangs is killed by an army of zombie.

Then a zombie apocalypse happens.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:42

#730

Iamnoone

Blood flies everywhere as

Blood flies everywhere as heads are cracked and brains are eaten.

The zombies make their way into haven.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:05

#731

Fleet-Miss-Gun

The zombies bite all

The zombies bite all knights.

All knights turn into zombie.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:54

#732

Iamnoone

The knight zombies go looking

The knight zombies go looking for more brains to eat.

They go to other game sites.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:58

#733

Fleet-Miss-Gun

HHG

I throw a holy hand grenade to all knights.

The giant is angry and a giant apocalyspe happens.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 13:10

#734

Persef

The giant apocalypse was

The giant apocalypse was suppose to be caused by a meteor, that meteor got angry and hit the giant. Making him die.

The giant fell and caused a huge tsunami.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 14:50

#735

Doom-Xx

It steeped a whale on

It steeped a whale on shore

The Whale farts on Iamnoone

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 17:23

#736

Iamnoone

I turn green. Aliens mistake

I turn green.

Aliens mistake me for one of them and take me away.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 17:25

#737

Doom-Xx

I blast the UFO and see you

I blast the UFO and see you unconscious

I hire a hot girl to give you mouth to mouth respiration

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 19:51

#738

Immortous

Mojo-beef

I hide Iamnoone's body!
I lie on the floor and pretend to be Iamnoone... =P

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 04:37

#739

Iamnoone

Hot girl resuscitates

Hot girl resuscitates Immortous.

Hot girl goes back to the drag queen contest being held at the bar next door.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 04:56

#740

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I saw Iamnoone standing

I saw Iamnoone standing there.

I use my VATS and headshot Iamnoone with my Licoln Reapeter

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 13:32

#741

Doom-Xx

I watch I fall asleep bored

I watch

I fall asleep bored

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 14:46

#742

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

A truck runs over Doom-Xx.

I call 911. When they ask me what the problem is, I shout "THERE THERE THERE ON THE ROAD RUN OVER BY A TRUCK THERE THERE...." and point at Doom-Xx and jump repeatedly up and down.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:10

#743

Klipik

911 hangs up on you because they think you're insane.

I turn the truck back around and run it at you.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:21

#744

Immortous

Mojo-beef

I throw an eel at the windshield.

I record you as you crash.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:32

#745

Doom-Xx

The real me comes and watches

The real me comes and watches you record

I yell out " whoever destroyed my dummy is gonna pay!"

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 01:48

#746

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Bad choice to start.

I headshot Doom-Xx with my Licoln repeater.

I quickly enter my TARDIS by using my TARDIS account: DoctorWhoRules, and a giant is angry about this and sings Rick roll.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 07:39

#747

Doom-Xx

I shoot randomly with a

I shoot randomly with a Sentenza

I hit Fleet in the face

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 07:59

#748

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I'm still alive. I make a

I'm still alive.

I make a wish someone reply my post in corrupt a wish.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:49

#749

Immortous

But I laugh in your face instead.

Fleet runs away in terror.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 20:05

#750

Iamnoone

Fleet runs so fast, he didn't

Fleet runs so fast, he didn't see the utility pole he ran into.

Immortous wishes he was there to see it.

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