Before and After Game
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:38
Ok everyone. Hello, Art here. I have this cool game my friends told me about. Its called the Before and after game. What you do is:
First tell what was the effect of what the last person said. Then say a random thing and the next poster will say an effect of that. Here is an example.
EXAMPLE: I ate a hamburger.
First poster: You burped. I made a clay frog.
Second poster: It cracked. I kicked a cow.
And so on....
Ok, I hope people like this thread. Ill start:
I named my pet elephant Willy Wonka.
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:20
#2
It missfired.
I make a highly skilled drawing.
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:15
#3
Some little kid liked it and
Some little kid liked it and decided it needed more color. So to help you out and drew all over it with his crayola crayons.
I set my turtle free in a pond.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:33
#4
:3
It exploded.
I shot scooby doo with a gun.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:06
#5
All of the monsters of the
All of the monsters of the world lived.
I declare world peace.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 14:05
#6
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In 4.3 seconds you were assassinated.
I declare world chaos.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:12
#7
.
In 2.15 seconds you were assassinated!
I declare word CHEESE! :D
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:18
#8
All the mice run out from the
All the mice run out from the woodwork and all their holes in celebration.
I make all the poor people pay higher taxes.
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 15:07
#9
They dunk tar over your head
They dunk tar over your head then empty a bag of feathers on you.
I hug a pigeon.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:26
#10
The pigeon got scared and
The pigeon got scared and pooped on your shirt.
I went to the Oscars Award show and stole the red carpet.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:31
#11
Turning out better than expected...
The government came and sniped you. (see question of the day "a million toothpicks")
I killed a bunny.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 20:24
#12
#Ayup
PETA dumps a crapton of blood over you.
I let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the
FFFLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:05
#13
the bodies come alive and eat
the bodies come alive and eat your flesh.
I put a peppermint in a strangers coke.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 17:04
#14
They drink minty Coke, like
They drink minty Coke, like it, and sell the idea to Coca-Cola for $10,000,000,000.
I lick an envelope.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 17:49
#15
You explode.
I sing a song.
You explode.
I sing a song.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:33
#16
The children cover their ears
The children cover their ears and start to scream.
I cut the legs off of a horse.
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 13:50
#17
It fell in a ditch.
I putted
It fell in a ditch.
I putted a golf ball and it rolled really close to the hole and...
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 15:52
#18
the wind blew it away.
I got
the wind blew it away.
I got an icecream cone with brownies on top.
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 16:28
#19
Hehe
You throw up.
I dunk Oreos in Whole Milk (WHole Milk YUMMMMMM)
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:41
#20
-_-
Both the milk and the oreos were expired. You vomit.
I vote Powpowpowpowpowpow for world dictactor 2012.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:42
#21
Pow wins and the world soon
Pow wins and the world soon assassinates Pow.
I kill Atrumvindex.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:44
#22
-_-
You are 1 second two late as some one decapitates you. A trojan Pow.
The Trojan pow is ROASTED ALIVE!
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 04:42
#23
And it explodes.I take a gun
And it explodes.
I take a gun and shoot Isekuube.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 05:45
#24
The gun explodes in your
The gun explodes in your face.
I make my supernova.( I wish... >.>)
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:00
#25
It fell out of the sky.
I
It fell out of the sky.
I stole everyones cake slices.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 04:08
#26
I steal BACK everyones cake
I steal BACK everyones cake slices.
I take out a flamethrower and torch a teddy bear.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 04:22
#27
MmmmmMmMmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmMMM
I smash your head in with a five iron.
I sit down and try to make another character in Spiralspy.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 14:22
#28
You accidentally your
You accidentally your computer, it crashes and you lose all of your datas and internets.
I continue to procrastinate downloading SpiralSpy.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 16:09
#29
Subject
Your mother yells at you and you get grounded.
I put 'Subject' as the subject
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:30
#30
Xzibit pops out of your
Xzibit pops out of your computer and high-fives you.
I pour Mountain Dew into an old computer.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:52
#31
The computer crashes and
The computer crashes and electrocutes you.
I play the guitar badly
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:20
#32
You arent praised by hundreds
You arent praised by hundreds of fans, rather thrown tomatoes at.
I yell HAPPY CHRISMAS in the middle of april.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:59
#33
Wizard needs food, badly
A knife is thrown into your head.
I set fire to the continent of Australia.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:09
#34
Thousands of Australians want
Thousands of Australians want to kill you.
I sit on apples and fall asleep.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:14
#35
WHEN I GO OUT
An orange pony kicks your face off.
I GO OUT AND GET HIT BY CARS AND PLAY IN THE STREET AND MAKE MASHED POTATOES AND GET HIT BY CARS
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:21
#36
An ambulance comes to take
An ambulance comes to take you to the hospital but the drive likes mashed potatoes. The driver stops to eat them and you die waiting in the back of the ambulance.
I go on a killing spree.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:24
#37
sus
A policeman bashes your brains out with a calculus paper.
I come to life after being revived by mashed potatoes. I orchestrate the Untimely Death of Brad.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:25
#38
I walk up to you and say,
I walk up to you and say, "Word to the Wise: dont kill people."
I punch a turtle named bob.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:28
#39
fffffffff
You break your knuckles and fall to the ground, reeling from pain.
I attack the pizza delivery boy.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:35
#40
That boy wasn't so weak and
That boy wasn't so weak and he kicks your butt.
While he kicks your butt, I take the pizza and run.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:38
#41
You trip and the pizza gets
You trip and the pizza gets covered in dirt.
I grate cheese in a cheese grater.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:39
#42
rawr
You get hit in the head with a knife.
I DDT the pizza boy. While he slumps to the ground unconscious, I realize that these are not my pants.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:43
#43
You rip off those pants that
You rip off those pants that aren't yours and run around naked.
I take a video of you doing it and post it on youtube.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:46
#44
fus
You get disliked and flagged.
I look in the suggested videos and click on Rainbow Trololol.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:52
#45
A troll pops out of your
A troll pops out of your monitor and pokes your eyes out for watching too many videos.
I suggest listening to music instead.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:55
#46
fine
I listen to So Far, So Bad.
This counts as both actions.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:58
#47
Your mom comes in yelling
Your mom comes in yelling "turn that down."
I stick a screw driver in an electrical sock.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:00
#48
muhr
You break your face for no apparent reason.
I smash my monitor screen with my keyboard.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:02
#49
It explodes because of the
It explodes because of the electronic power inside it.
Gandalf the grey comes to my house.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:07
#50
He stills all your candy.
I
He stills all your candy.
I beg him to share the candy with me.
He cracked XD. I charged the Moonstone Cannon!