Spiral Knights - Before and After Game

Before and After Game

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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:38

Artistbma

Ok everyone. Hello, Art here. I have this cool game my friends told me about. Its called the Before and after game. What you do is:

First tell what was the effect of what the last person said. Then say a random thing and the next poster will say an effect of that. Here is an example.

EXAMPLE: I ate a hamburger.
First poster: You burped. I made a clay frog.
Second poster: It cracked. I kicked a cow.
And so on....

Ok, I hope people like this thread. Ill start:

I named my pet elephant Willy Wonka.
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:48

Myg-Mog

Ooo new game wanna :P

He cracked XD. I charged the Moonstone Cannon!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:20

Softhead

It missfired.

I make a highly skilled drawing.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:15

Iamnoone

Some little kid liked it and

Some little kid liked it and decided it needed more color. So to help you out and drew all over it with his crayola crayons.
I set my turtle free in a pond.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:33

Artistbma

It exploded.
I shot scooby doo with a gun.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:06

Pokenuevo

All of the monsters of the

All of the monsters of the world lived.
I declare world peace.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 14:05

Rangerwillx

In 4.3 seconds you were assassinated.

I declare world chaos.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:12

Isekuube

In 2.15 seconds you were assassinated!

I declare word CHEESE! :D

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:18

Iamnoone

All the mice run out from the

All the mice run out from the woodwork and all their holes in celebration.

I make all the poor people pay higher taxes.

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 15:07

Artistbma

They dunk tar over your head

They dunk tar over your head then empty a bag of feathers on you.

I hug a pigeon.

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:26

#10

Iamnoone

The pigeon got scared and

The pigeon got scared and pooped on your shirt.

I went to the Oscars Award show and stole the red carpet.

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:31

#11

Artistbma

Turning out better than expected...

The government came and sniped you. (see question of the day "a million toothpicks")

I killed a bunny.

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 20:24

#12

Shue-Donnym

#Ayup

PETA dumps a crapton of blood over you.
I let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the
FFFLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:05

#13

Artistbma

the bodies come alive and eat

the bodies come alive and eat your flesh.

I put a peppermint in a strangers coke.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 17:04

#14

Ubernerd

They drink minty Coke, like

They drink minty Coke, like it, and sell the idea to Coca-Cola for $10,000,000,000.

I lick an envelope.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 17:49

#15

Artistbma

You explode. I sing a song.

You explode.

I sing a song.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:33

#16

Iamnoone

The children cover their ears

The children cover their ears and start to scream.

I cut the legs off of a horse.

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 13:50

#17

Artistbma

It fell in a ditch. I putted

It fell in a ditch.

I putted a golf ball and it rolled really close to the hole and...

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 15:52

#18

Korakc

the wind blew it away. I got

the wind blew it away.

I got an icecream cone with brownies on top.

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 16:28

#19

Isekuube

Hehe

You throw up.

I dunk Oreos in Whole Milk (WHole Milk YUMMMMMM)

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:41

#20

Softhead

-_-

Both the milk and the oreos were expired. You vomit.

I vote Powpowpowpowpowpow for world dictactor 2012.

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:42

#21

Artistbma

Pow wins and the world soon

Pow wins and the world soon assassinates Pow.

I kill Atrumvindex.

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:44

#22

Softhead

-_-

You are 1 second two late as some one decapitates you. A trojan Pow.

The Trojan pow is ROASTED ALIVE!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 04:42

#23

Artistbma

And it explodes.I take a gun

And it explodes.

I take a gun and shoot Isekuube.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 05:45

#24

Warriorrogue

The gun explodes in your

The gun explodes in your face.
I make my supernova.( I wish... >.>)

If you have been, thank you for reading.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:00

#25

Iamnoone

It fell out of the sky. I

It fell out of the sky.

I stole everyones cake slices.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 04:08

#26

Artistbma

I steal BACK everyones cake

I steal BACK everyones cake slices.

I take out a flamethrower and torch a teddy bear.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 04:22

#27

Shue-Donnym

MmmmmMmMmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmMMM

I smash your head in with a five iron.

I sit down and try to make another character in Spiralspy.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 14:22

#28

Ubernerd

You accidentally your

You accidentally your computer, it crashes and you lose all of your datas and internets.

I continue to procrastinate downloading SpiralSpy.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 16:09

#29

Isekuube

Subject

Your mother yells at you and you get grounded.

I put 'Subject' as the subject

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:30

#30

Ubernerd

Xzibit pops out of your

Xzibit pops out of your computer and high-fives you.

I pour Mountain Dew into an old computer.

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:52

#31

Isekuube

The computer crashes and

The computer crashes and electrocutes you.

I play the guitar badly

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:20

#32

Artistbma

You arent praised by hundreds

You arent praised by hundreds of fans, rather thrown tomatoes at.

I yell HAPPY CHRISMAS in the middle of april.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 04:59

#33

Shue-Donnym

Wizard needs food, badly

A knife is thrown into your head.

I set fire to the continent of Australia.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:09

#34

Artistbma

Thousands of Australians want

Thousands of Australians want to kill you.

I sit on apples and fall asleep.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:14

#35

Shue-Donnym

WHEN I GO OUT

An orange pony kicks your face off.

I GO OUT AND GET HIT BY CARS AND PLAY IN THE STREET AND MAKE MASHED POTATOES AND GET HIT BY CARS

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:21

#36

Iamnoone

An ambulance comes to take

An ambulance comes to take you to the hospital but the drive likes mashed potatoes. The driver stops to eat them and you die waiting in the back of the ambulance.

I go on a killing spree.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:24

#37

Shue-Donnym

sus

A policeman bashes your brains out with a calculus paper.

I come to life after being revived by mashed potatoes. I orchestrate the Untimely Death of Brad.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:25

#38

Artistbma

I walk up to you and say,

I walk up to you and say, "Word to the Wise: dont kill people."

I punch a turtle named bob.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:28

#39

Shue-Donnym

fffffffff

You break your knuckles and fall to the ground, reeling from pain.

I attack the pizza delivery boy.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:35

#40

Iamnoone

That boy wasn't so weak and

That boy wasn't so weak and he kicks your butt.

While he kicks your butt, I take the pizza and run.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:38

#41

Artistbma

You trip and the pizza gets

You trip and the pizza gets covered in dirt.

I grate cheese in a cheese grater.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:39

#42

Shue-Donnym

rawr

You get hit in the head with a knife.

I DDT the pizza boy. While he slumps to the ground unconscious, I realize that these are not my pants.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:43

#43

Iamnoone

You rip off those pants that

You rip off those pants that aren't yours and run around naked.

I take a video of you doing it and post it on youtube.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:46

#44

Shue-Donnym

fus

You get disliked and flagged.

I look in the suggested videos and click on Rainbow Trololol.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:52

#45

Iamnoone

A troll pops out of your

A troll pops out of your monitor and pokes your eyes out for watching too many videos.

I suggest listening to music instead.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:55

#46

Shue-Donnym

fine

I listen to So Far, So Bad.
This counts as both actions.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:58

#47

Iamnoone

Your mom comes in yelling

Your mom comes in yelling "turn that down."

I stick a screw driver in an electrical sock.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:00

#48

Shue-Donnym

muhr

You break your face for no apparent reason.

I smash my monitor screen with my keyboard.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:02

#49

Artistbma

It explodes because of the

It explodes because of the electronic power inside it.

Gandalf the grey comes to my house.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:07

#50

Iamnoone

He stills all your candy. I

He stills all your candy.

I beg him to share the candy with me.

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