I never did anything to one direction so they didn't do anything
I made a clay frog
Before and After Game
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:24
#652
I never did anything to one
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:09
#653
Ant-loaf
I throw an eel on your clay frog and it cracks.
I decorate the eel with the clay shards.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 17:02
#654
The eel gets chased by a
The eel gets chased by a shark. The eel escapes the shark but the shards crack
I kicked a cow
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 17:54
#655
Ant-loaf
The cow sneezes in your face. It's a green one too.
Doom begins to melt.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 17:55
#656
Whoops...
Double post, alright!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 20:38
#657
I reform
I kill the cow with
I reform
I kill the cow with a Valiance
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 09:07
#658
The cow reforms, and kills
The cow reforms, and kills YOU with a valiance. And a lollipop.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:18
#659
The lollipop sticks out
The lollipop sticks out from...
People point and laugh.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 21:26
#660
People listen to JB songs in a row.
Everyone dies.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 03:41
#661
The songs keep playing and
The songs keep playing and the dead can't escape hearing them.
Hell has been realized.
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 07:41
#662
Hai, I'm baaaack!!!
I disintegrate all the realisations of hell
I then eat the cookie. (See "I stole the cookie game" thread)
"OM NOM NOM!!!!"
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 19:49
#663
Ant-loaf
But the cookie Cannot be eaten, so it drills a hole out of you, and teleports you to an alternate universe where everyone walks around singing and dancing to JB. They smother you.
I built an ark.
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 21:37
#664
I burn it down and laugh as
I burn it down and laugh as it sinks.
I eat ice cream.
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 13:39
#665
You've discover you were
You've discover you were lactose in tolerant that very day.
I crafted a silversix.
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 14:27
#666
You got a special UV whereby the weapon is permanently cursed and you take damage every time you fire it.
I exist.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 02:34
#667
A stalker follows you.
I give
A stalker follows you.
I give him directions to your house.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 19:59
#668
Ant-loaf
The stalker follows you home instead.
I drink tea.
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 04:37
#669
The stalker and I become
The stalker and I become friends, plotting and planning the evil deeds we will do together.
Our first, we break into Immortous' house, drink his tea and steal all of his tea cups/mugs.
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 08:28
#670
Ant-loaf
But I'm hiding in the cabinet with the teacups and jump on Iamnoone's face when he tries to steal them.
I have Iamnoone and his stalker sent to a taxidermist and stuffed.
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:05
#671
He gives you 1 breath mint.
I
He gives you 1 breath mint.
I go into a different dimension.
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:06
#672
My bad.... I meant to do mine
My bad.... I meant to do mine before his
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:06
#673
My bad.... I meant to do mine
My bad.... I meant to do mine before his
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 05:13
#674
The breath mint hangs out of
The breath mint hangs out of my stuffed mouth while I'm on display in the hall of hero's.
A little kid walks up to me, looks at me, pokes my eye to see if I'm real, then takes my mint.
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 19:18
#675
Ant-loaf
The kid walks back to stuffed-Iamnoone, and plucks the fake eyes and tongue out of Iamnoone's stuffed face.
The kid places them in its mouth and begins to digest them with its saliva.
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 23:50
#676
Seeing this, the kid gets
Seeing this, the kid gets excited and he has no patience for the digestion process.
He kicks me in my chin making my eyes explode in my mouth.
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:39
#677
Whoops, I meant the kids mouth. Stuffed creatures dont salivate!
Anyhow,
The fake eyes send shards of glass everywhere, skewering the kid like a pincushion. Ah, acupuncture in its natural state!
Stuffed Iamnoone is taken into custody for murder.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 01:20
#678
The other inmates jump for
The other inmates jump for joy, thinking I'm a turkey.
They salivate anticipating dinner.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 08:16
#679
The inmates feast upon your
The inmates feast upon your weary soul.
The prison guard joins in the fun, eating you.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 09:40
#680
Ant-loaf
The prison guards all get food poisoning.
But not the inmates, who start feasting on the guards too.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:46
#681
When finished, they want
When finished, they want desert.
They take the keys from the guards and go looking for cookies. =)
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 18:47
#682
I blast them with a bazooka
I
I blast them with a bazooka
I eat poop
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:25
#683
.............
....T_T.........
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:28
#684
A child offers Doom-Xx a
A child offers Doom-Xx a breath mint.
The mint was really cyanide.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:34
#685
Doom-Xx Turns into Super-Doom
Doom-Xx Turns into Super-Doom because Cyanide is his favorite food
Super-Doom breaks Iamnoone's Jaw
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:01
#686
Yay!
I turn to normal again
Yay!
I turn to normal again
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:08
#687
Ant-loaf
Iamnoone takes his broken jawbone and slays all the philistines with it.
Iamnoone grows his hair out reeeeal long.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:08
#688
He cracked :)
I made a clay
He cracked :)
I made a clay eel
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 21:06
#689
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Your clay eel snaps after you look at it funny.
I burn my mouth.
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 15:14
#690
I spray you with a fire
I spray you with a fire extinguisher.
I grab a cardboard box and try to surf down an icy road.
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 15:33
#691
You get hit by a car.
I play Spiral Knights instead of doing my homework.
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 19:07
#692
You fail your entire semester.
I ate The Cookie.
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 23:01
#693
I stare at you while you eat
I stare at you while you eat the cookie with tears running down my face.
I use a laser pointer to point at planes.
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:57
#694
A bird crashed into the
A bird crashed into the plane
I blew up the Death Star
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 16:20
#695
Darth Vader force-chokes you.
I ate the papaya.
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 16:22
#696
FALCON PUNCH!
You choke on it.
I put the cookie on the floor.
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 17:37
#697
I take it
I booby trap an
I take it
I booby trap an iron lockbox
Wed, 01/23/2013 - 07:12
#698
I took the lockbox and sold
I took the lockbox and sold it at the ah.
I invite my friends over for pizza.
Wed, 01/23/2013 - 16:43
#699
I come
I eat a pizza
I come
I eat a pizza
Wed, 01/23/2013 - 18:43
#700
#700!
Iamnoone throws up on you.
I present Doom with some stain-remover.
i melted the prison using my mind ((((((( |-_-| )))))))
all the fans came out and started dancing on doom again.
I let all the 1 direction fans out and killed all 180 fans of JB( 1D fans 1million or more)
the fans stepped on doom and Doom criend " oweee! oweee!"
and don't say the 1 Direction is a gay #.\ _ /.#