Spiral Knights - Before and After Game

Before and After Game

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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 00:39

#551

Persef

That person was Iamnoone Many

That person was Iamnoone

Many attended his funeral

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 03:44

#552

Iamnoone

Many were surprised when no

Many were surprised when no one sat up in the coffin.

They dropped their wallets, pocketbooks, cell phones and watches as they ran.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:07

#553

Egpnd

I see you nerco-ing so I used my light rifle to stop you.

I walk back to UNSC infinity.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:25

#554

Doom-Xx

Poo

You die from something random
I tbag a gremlin's corpse that was on the floor after I killed it

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:00

#555

Iamnoone

I wasn't dead and bit your

I wasn't dead and bit your face off.

I spit out the nasty tasting face.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:04

#556

Jetpack-Llama

But then, a flying llama came

But then, a flying llama came by and spit out toxic waste. You then try to jump over a truck. Then you die due to childhood obesity

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 20:14

#557

Pipipipipi

I skip the after and eat my

I skip the after and eat my jelly king sized jelly cookie

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 02:51

#558

Iamnoone

Before you eat that cookie

Before you eat that cookie you find yourself doing a face plant and losing your cookie.

You never see your cookie again.

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:02

#559

Pipipipipi

I ducktaped your mouth before

I ducktaped your mouth before you ate the cookie so you couldn't eat the cookie

I run away from this forum with the cookie so no one can eat it

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 16:42

#560

Iamnoone

I break the cookie in 2 and

I break the cookie in 2 and eat one of the pieces.

I hand the other piece to Pipi.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 20:16

#561

Pipipipipi

I take the other piece and

I take the other piece and hand it to Sdk

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:19

#562

Iamnoone

I punch Pipi in the face. He

I punch Pipi in the face.

He falls to the ground.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:45

#563

Pipipipipi

but I come back up. I hit

but I come back up.

I hit you.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 03:11

#564

Iamnoone

I fall back and hit my head

I fall back and hit my head on the ground.

When you stand over me looking in my face to see if i died or not, I kick you in the face.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 15:47

#565

Pipipipipi

but then a mask comes off

but then a mask comes off revealing a blocky green head

the fake me explodes

I am laughing in the distance

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 17:33

#566

Iamnoone

Pixies hear your laughter and

Pixies hear your laughter and circle around you. They came to see what you are doing.

A large bird steals a burger out of the hands of a small boy.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 18:50

#567

Zaffy-Laffy

That bird gave me a

That bird gave me a burger

That burger gave me diarrhea

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 19:42

#568

Hyllia

That diarrea was explosive. U

That diarrea was explosive. U poke it with a stick and die.

I stand in a protective corner and watch you die while I laugh my head off.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 19:58

#569

Doom-Xx

Your head comes off I blew up

Your head comes off
I blew up an orphanage Randomly shot sentenzas

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 07:11

#570

Kraanx

The orphans eat your head.

The orphans eat your head.
people start getting bad ideas with the tentacles in ghosts in the machine.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 09:07

#571

Hyllia

They make monsters in the

They make monsters in the machine mutate.

I eat a chicken leg and pet a mewkat.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 13:29

#572

Doom-Xx

But you petted a spookat and

But you petted a spookat and it ate you
I petted a chroma whelp

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 13:31

#573

Artistbma

But you petted a chroma whelp

But you petted a chroma whelp and it ate you

I fly into the air, shooting lightning bolts from my eyes.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 13:45

#574

Doom-Xx

Ur fake now I pet a love

Ur fake now
I pet a love puppy

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:41

#575

Pipipipipi

but it's a gun puppy and eats

but it's a gun puppy and eats you

I do absoulutly nothing

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 18:57

#576

Iamnoone

It rains caterpillars on your

It rains caterpillars on your head.

I give a little old lady a ride on a motorcycle.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:14

#577

Zaffy-Laffy

who fell off it and sued you

who fell off it and sued you for life

I earned 30% of the profit because I was the old lady's lawyer

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:36

#578

Doom-Xx

But I sue you because I

But I sue you because I proved that the lady jumped off herself
I become iamnoone's lawyer for free

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 21:35

#579

Hyllia

Iamnoone gives all his money

Iamnoone gives all his money and becomes a hobo.

I ponder about rabies,cake, and bananas

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 02:44

#580

Iamnoone

You fall asleep dreaming

You fall asleep dreaming about pancakes.

I pour pancake syrup on you while you sleep.

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 06:51

#581

Doom-Xx

I said iamnoone doesn't have

I said iamnoone doesn't have to pay me dude, u read it wrong
I sue sdfkzafk

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 08:28

#582

Pipipipipi

but I am his/her lawyer and

but I am his/her lawyer and prove Sdk is inoccent and sue Doom-Xx all your money

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 08:29

#583

Pipipipipi

I prove Doom-Xx is guilty and

I prove Doom-Xx is guilty and me and Sdk have all his money

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:58

#584

Doom-Xx

But I flee back to cradle and

But I flee back to cradle and the humans can't track me
I am at depth 18

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 13:21

#585

Pipipipipi

I'm a wolver so I track you

I'm a wolver so I track you and go to your location and put Doom-Xx in jail

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 16:57

#586

Doom-Xx

But I break the jail and I

But I break the jail and I put on weapons and gear that have piercing damage and damage bonus vs beast high

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 17:55

#587

Powernexus

i kill u Dmg vs beast

i kill u

Dmg vs beast high...... OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i stab Doom-Xx in da back.

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 09:10

#588

Doom-Xx

My shield was up which blocks

My shield was up which blocks 360
I turn around and kill power with my BTB

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 12:08

#589

Hyllia

I gasp in awe and horror at

I gasp in awe and horror at dooms weapons.

I eat a perfect chocolate cake with NO PROBLEMS and WILL NOT die or explode.

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 13:20

#590

Kolmarilya

You vomit the cake out and

You vomit the cake out and the cake dies and explodes.

I throw an applepie at Obama.

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 13:59

#591

Hyllia

I cheer for you doing

I cheer for you doing that

After I see you throw food, I start a food fight in the White House.

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 15:07

#592

Doom-Xx

I invite you to the food

I invite you to the food fight thread
I throw a pie at Mitt Romney

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 19:19

#593

Hyllia

I throw food at EVERYONE

I throw food at EVERYONE joining in the food fight in the wight house INCLUDING Obama and Romney.

I turn into a mewkat

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 19:44

#594

Doom-Xx

I pet you I put you in a

I pet you
I put you in a monster pocket

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 20:59

#595

Hyllia

I wonder whether I should

I wonder whether I should scream "NUUUUUUUU!", cuddle in the pocket, or try to make a run (or fly) for it.

I cuddle in the pocket. :3

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 14:03

#596

Doom-Xx

I don't do anything bad to

I don't do anything bad to you
I show you off to everyone

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:29

#597

Hyllia

i mew happily i stay there

i mew happily

i stay there until you choose to release me

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:08

#598

Doom-Xx

I let you stay at moorcraft

I let you stay at moorcraft manor
I go to emberlight

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 18:23

#599

Zaffy-Laffy

I formed an alliance with the

I formed an alliance with the outcasts
I ordered the gremlins to attack you and kill you

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 18:30

#600

Artistbma

600!!!!!

They went all pew pew on Doom.

I watched as they began to beat Doom harshly.

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