"Well, that would be YOUR MOTHER!"
*Side-by-side close-ups of the waiter's and Ze-Epik's faces while dramatic music plays*
WAITER! There's a cut top of an aluminum can floating in my soup. Just what kind of establishment are you trying to run?!
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Sun, 09/18/2016 - 19:29
#652
Tue, 09/20/2016 - 00:15
#653
<insert title>
Sorry to interject, but there appear to be small blue plants trying to take away the can.
"¨¥ˆø∆ߺª"
What? Treasure?
"´¨¥®™ª£"
Looks like junk to me.
"¥´®¨∆˜∑´"
Huh? Ok then, I won't disturb you.
Waiter, how come there is a fly in my soup? It appears to be attempting to drink all of my soup.
Good, now there's 10 flies trying to drink my soup.
Fri, 10/28/2016 - 05:41
#654
bloop
Unnecessary necessary bump.
Fri, 10/28/2016 - 06:18
#655
Who said it was your
Who said it was your soup?
Waiter, nobody ever put out the fire from a year and a half ago. I think the restaurant is still burning.
Sat, 10/29/2016 - 00:43
#656
<insert title>
Don't worry, we're all pyromaniacs inside. Embrace the destruction.
Waiter, there are pieces of cement falling into my soup.
Fri, 12/30/2016 - 09:17
#657
revival
Umm. that's *cough* supposed to happen, don't worry... hehehehe... *slowly sneaks away*
Waiter, there is lava in my soup!
Fri, 12/30/2016 - 19:31
#658
<insert title>
I'll fix that. *pours water on soup*
Uh, other waiter, Markelu's soup has turned into obsidian and I don't have a diamond pickaxe.
Sun, 03/12/2017 - 18:07
#659
<insert bump>
Don't worry, bowls only take 3 planks to craft.
Wait, we don't have any wood.
Waiter, good sir, there appears to be un mouche in my soup.
Fri, 03/17/2017 - 10:50
#660
You guys are hilarious! :D
Don't worry, I have also added a small venus fly trap in your soup just incase
WAITER, THERE'S A NOKIA IN MY PHONE AND IT MIGHT EXPLODE
Sat, 03/18/2017 - 20:57
#661
meh
Nokias are indestructible, don't worry about it.
Waiter, the user above me doesn't know French and didn't realize I used the wrong gender for mouche.
Sat, 03/18/2017 - 22:00
#662
Lol
Then buy him a French dictionary, duhh..
Waiter, there's à la mouche and a venus fly trap in Ze-Epik's soup, should I put a poison gas just to kill venus flytrap and the la mouche?
Sun, 03/19/2017 - 13:58
#663
uh
...yeh.
Waiter, half the people in the restaurant are choking.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 17:49
#664
oh welp
oh dear it seems so. I guess they wont be leaving tips.
Waiter, there's a kitten wearing pancakes in my soup.
(this is my mind when I get bored)
Mon, 06/19/2017 - 23:57
#665
I don't even play Spiral Knights, I just post on the forums.
Eat the pancakes. And maybe the cat too.
Waiter, there's no soup here!
Wed, 06/21/2017 - 00:26
#666
<insert title>
May I take your order, sir?
Waiter, we're still all choking to death.
Sat, 07/08/2017 - 01:43
#667
Wait a few billion years, maybe then you're evolved to stop choking.
Waiter, there's nothing wrong with my soup and so I can't make a "Waiter, there's * in my soup" joke!
Mon, 07/17/2017 - 04:25
#668
What?
Nothing wrong with your soup? What kind of prank are you trying to pull!?
Waiter, there's a bowl in some soup in a bowl in some soup in a bowl in my soup.
Tue, 07/18/2017 - 09:52
#669
1
Hold on a second...
*takes bowl out of soup out of bowl out of soup out of bowl*
Waiter, there's fries in my soup! Didn't I tell you that I don't want fries with that?
Fri, 07/21/2017 - 16:07
#670
<insert title>
Oh, sorry, I thought you said yes. Everyone else does.
Waiter, there's 13 1/2 pages of comedy gold in my soup!
Fri, 07/21/2017 - 21:41
#671
Remember, don't shoot food.
Imposturous! That can't be comedy gold, I was there!
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire, yet again...
I'm beginning to think that maybe somebody should try to do something to prevent these constant fires.
Sat, 07/22/2017 - 19:07
#672
uh
I've got it!
(water bucket on top of restaurant fills entire restaurant)
Waiter, we're not on fire anymore, but now we're drowning.
Sun, 07/23/2017 - 12:28
#673
uh
l've got it!
(stone fills entire restaurant, deleting all liquids as Minecraft has told me)
Waiter, we're not drowning anymore, but now we're suffocating.
Mon, 07/24/2017 - 02:14
#674
<insert title>
I've got it!
(explodes restaurant)
Waiter, we're all dead.
Mon, 07/24/2017 - 10:45
#675
Remember, don't shoot food.
Well, I guess it's time for us to dine in hell!
The spoopy spirits of the restaurant descend into the underworld so they may complain about the soup there.
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire, though I think that might just be a side effect of being in hell. Also, there's brimstone in my soup.
Mon, 07/24/2017 - 14:25
#676
<insert title>
That's not in your soup, that's the bowl.
We don't have much in the way of crockery.
Waiter, these things floating around us seem to be reviving us.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 06:54
#677
<insert title>
Okay, I'll wait 10 minutes and then I'll do something.
After 10 minutes, these things floating around us revived us.
Waiter, we're revived.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 18:48
#678
<insert title>
Oh goody, now we can get back to eating soup.
Waiter, there's a car in my soup that is moving rapidly towards me.
Tue, 11/07/2017 - 09:00
#679
I'M ALIVE
It's a potato.
Waiter, there's Markelu's dead body in my soup!
Wed, 11/08/2017 - 16:05
#680
Remember, don't shoot food.
Looks at empty bowl of soup, then at an alive and complaining Markelu.
You seem perfectly alive to me.
Looks back over at the soup to see a very dead Markelu, then looks where Markelu once stood only to see nothing.
Uhhhh...
Waiter, Markelu seems to be rapidly shifting between being alive and dead and may be stuck in some sort of limbo, but more importantly WHY DID YOU GIVE ME ALPHABET SOUP? I DIDN'T ORDER THAT!
Thu, 11/09/2017 - 02:34
#681
it lives
That doesn't look like the normal alphabet: it's all Greek to me.
Waiter, there's a small group of extremely dedicated people counting to ridiculously high numbers in my soup!
Wed, 11/22/2017 - 00:16
#682
I'll handle this.
Oh, sorry - I'll make them count down to ridiculously low numbers instead.
Waiter, there is literally nothing out of place in my soup, which is in itself out of place because there are supposed to be things out of place in my soup (even though that would mean that they were not in fact out of place as they do belong there)...?
Wed, 11/22/2017 - 03:58
#683
hold on what
Your soup has nothing wrong with it?
I'll fix that.
Waiter, there's a giant bomb in Falminar's soup now! Why on Earth did I put that in?
Thu, 11/23/2017 - 14:13
#684
Congratulations, you've doomed us all!
I was going to put out the fuse, but apparently the soup put it out. Why are you even using that kind of bomb anyway?
Waiter, there's a profile picture in my soup!
Fri, 11/24/2017 - 00:05
#685
hmm
It's ok, go to Forum Preferences and you can change it.
Waiter, my soup is mushroom. I didn't order mushroom!
Oh yeah, it's also pixelated for some reason.
Fri, 11/24/2017 - 12:58
#686
Those aren't mushrooms, they
Those aren't mushrooms, they just look like them because your graphics setting is so low. Here, I'll up that for you.
Waiter, my soup is plotting a rebellion against humanity!
Fri, 11/24/2017 - 15:57
#687
<inesrt title>
We'll have to CRUSH IT and RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter, there's a supreme dictator of the world forcing me to eat my soup!
Sat, 11/25/2017 - 23:23
#688
Remember, don't shoot food.
Don't worry, the soup revolt will take care if this!
Waiter, the restaurant owner has been kidnapped by soup. Are you a bad enough waiter to rescue the restaurant owner?
Sun, 11/26/2017 - 03:34
#689
no
Why on earth would I rescue my boss? I'm the boss now!
Attention all waiters, cooks, and general employees of this restaurant, DO YOUR JOB BETTER, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COMPLAINTS!?
Sorry, I'll Sorry, I'll Sorry, I'll take that out take that out take that out.
Waiter, why exactly is there a note in my soup that says "STOP POSTING ON SK FORUMS AND WORK"?
Is this some kind of prank?
Who's responsible for this?