How DARE he speak in the third person!?
Waiter, there is a ginormous narwhal in my soup. He is breaching, and spewing broth out his blowhole.
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Mon, 03/10/2014 - 11:47
#252
Swag IS a virtue
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 07:47
#253
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
No, that's just the mouse from before
Waiter, I'm still a mouse, if you could please turn me back?
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 09:55
#254
Swag IS a virtue
I just bit your head off, stoopid.
Waiter, a decapitated mouse is spewing viscera in a bloody cloud, and he just slumped forward into my soup. Oh, no! His spine is out of his neck.
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 12:07
#255
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
That's you
Waiter, Malkalack was decapitated while I rest in flame's soup
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 12:38
#256
Swag IS a virtue
Nope. This is your severed head a 'talkin.
Waiter, the head of 5xPi is scaring me.
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 13:33
#257
Short live the trojans...
Thats just a wolver jumping onto your face, do not worry.
Waiter, there is a glacius in my soup
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 16:04
#258
careful it's cold!
waiter do i know you?
Tue, 03/11/2014 - 17:29
#259
No.
Waiter, I have amnesia!
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 05:04
#260
You are a 3 year old little
You are a 3 year old little princess headed to the ball. (Use skips away)
Waiter, there's a pumpkin in my soup.... I ORDERED A CARRIDGE.
Wed, 03/12/2014 - 08:28
#261
Totally not a NSA agent
#Sonosucks to be you.
Wait-er, there are no crisps in this crispy soup!
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 04:49
#262
Swag IS a virtue
No crisps... that's because when we say crisp we really mean wontons which you have already.
Waiter, Kbloowit just arrested a terrorist using WoW
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 08:29
#263
Heart of Valor.
Are you sure? Go make sure. *Shoos Malkalack away from the soup*
Waiter, there are two customers in my soup.
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 10:13
#264
Oh helm yeah!
They appear to be having.... oh never mind.
Waiter, execute order 66
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:02
#265
Hmm....
Nuclear Missile Inbound... 5 minutes until impact...
Waiter, there's a *BOOOOM!!!* *cough* Never mind...
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:09
#266
Swag IS a virtue
*cough* a-*cough* Why are you telling me? There is already lethal amounts of fallout in my lungs.
Waiter, Malkalack just got banned for 2 days for spamming. What an idiot!
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 19:56
#267
#Sonosuks
Wow. What an idiot, amirite?
Waiter, *shoots Kbloowit* tell this man it's spelled Sonosuks, not Sonosucks.
Thu, 03/13/2014 - 20:20
#268
Heart of Valor.
Oh I'm sorry. What was that? All I heard was ...
Waiter, there are badgers in my soup.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 01:17
#269
Totally not a NSA agent
Eh. NSA agents break the rules.
waitderp, tell SonoSUKS that he SUCKS.... on a lolipop
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 04:13
#270
Sucks for you, but I don't have to.
Waiter, there's a snake in my boot!
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 04:45
#271
Heart of Valor.
Are you sure? I believe there is one in your soup as well. Oh- and it bit you.
Waiter, Toy Story references are in my soup.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 10:45
#272
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
It doesn't look like it's going to infinity or beyond
Waiter, evil boxes that want to kill all are having tea in my soup
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:31
#273
Oh helm yeah!
Are they sexy hot?
Waiter, Malkalack is leaving the building, arm in arm with a supermodel. He drove a Ferrari away. What a lucky guy.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:34
#274
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/whispers to Customer, "That supermodel is my super fat mom in disguise actually, and isn't even a supermodel."
Waiter, someone is driving away with someone's really fat mom, and the Evil Boxes are playing tennis now
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:36
#275
Oh helm no!
Order food, or leave.
Waiter, Malkalack just shot the fatty, then drove away with a real supermodel, after checking she as real.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:39
#276
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
That's one of those Evil Boxes, they will suck the life out of Malkalack if he attacks them
Waiter, I already got my soup, I'm complaining about the Evil Squares rollerskating around in my soup
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 11:43
#277
Oh helm yeah!
Tough biblets.
Waiter, Pipipipipi needs to update "A New Kind of Roleplaying Game". Everyone is waiting for him.
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:04
#278
WORSHIP THE HELIX FOSSIL!!!
Too bad, I don't have any time to
Waiter, we need to worship the Helix Fossil
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:16
#279
#Sonosuks
No we don't.
Waiter, there's apples in my- wait, why do they have faces?
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 12:29
#280
WORSHIP THE HELIX FOSSIL!!!
Hey, hey apple, hey apple, apple
Waiter, can I haz candle?
Fri, 03/14/2014 - 20:10
#281
/burns Pi with the candle
Waiter, the resteraunt is on fire! Help!
/begins playing the bugle call for fire (which I can do irl)
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 04:50
#282
Someone call Guliver!
Waiter
Someone call Guliver!
Waiter there's a giant's pee in my soup... *Shudders*
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 06:56
#283
Oh helm yeah!
/hands Flame-Shinobi a cocktail umbrella
Waiter, this umbrella is inadequate to keep out a stream of giant urine.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 07:42
#284
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/holds out Malkalack to block the urine
Waiter, I feel like my candle is staring into my soul
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:02
#285
#Sonosuks
Well how about I help you *rips Pipipi's soul out*
Waiter, my soup is having an aneurysm
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:06
#286
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I have no clue whatsoever what that means
Waiter, I think it's moving, did you get the wrong kind of candle?
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 09:31
#287
Huh.
My apoligies, I mustve got the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Waiter, There's a Pipipipipi in my soup.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 09:52
#288
Oh helm yeah!
Awww, look at the little wolves. WAIT! So it doesn't get violent, let's neuter it. *draws safety scissors from Kindergarden*
Waiter, the eww.... severed gonads of Pipipipipi are in my soup. IN MY SOUP OF ALL PLACES!
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 09:59
#289
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
That's not Pipipipipi, that's your cat, Pipipipipi is over there with the demonic candle
Waiter, did I just hear something about my candle being demonic?
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 10:05
#290
Oh helm yeah!
I dunno.
Waiter, Pipipipipi is funny and I really like him.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 10:09
#291
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You say that before he murders you with a crowbar
Waiter, I totally didn't just murder Malkalack with a crowbar, and now the candle is under my bed, so I can't sleep
Please help me... ;_;
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 11:33
#292
Oh helm yeah!
Psst. Pssst. Pipipipipi! It's me Malkalack. Someone dressed up as you and attacked me with a crowbar.
Waiter, Pipipipi doesn't know how to play this game... and his ignorance is in my soup.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 11:40
#293
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
So does everyone else
Waiter, that candle is a spy!
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 13:08
#294
The pyro is here to help!
/burns the candle, AND the resteraunt, even more.
Waiter, the roof is collapsing from the fire!
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 13:22
#295
Oh helm no!
Hmmm mmmm mmmm mmm
Waiter, there is a breaching whale in my soup. So majestic..... :)
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 13:31
#296
Now it's on fire.
Waiter, there is a burning whale in the burning resteraunt near Pi's burning candle!
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 14:18
#297
#Sonosuks
How do you set a whale on fire while it's in soup?
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire.
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 14:32
#298
Oh hem yeah!
Mmmkay. Whatever you say.
Waiter, Titanfall for the Xbox One is AWESOME
Sat, 03/15/2014 - 18:41
#299
Praise the Helix Fossil!!!
Who cares when the building is on fire
Waiter, my candle is laughing demonicly, and now it's flipped over my soup of all things, and now it's coming over to me, and now it's-
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 06:37
#300
Pipipipipi? Pi please
Pipipipipi? Pi please respond... we we lost him... /cry
Waiter! *cough* Waiter! *cough cough* I'm not letting you die in this fire! C'mon!
Waiter, Valorai ignored the post above.